Super Mario Melodrama

By Mew Princess

Episode 7

Mario received a text message from someone. It said to meet them at the Super Happy Tree. Mario is now traveling there with the two young Yoshis while the Ancient Yoshi stays at home. However, they are being watched by a figure on the top of the Super Happy Tree.

Larry: Ha! Nobody would ever suspect me of hiding on the top of this abnormally large tree! I am a genius! And when I destroy Mario I will NEVER be put down by my older brothers and sister again!

Yoshi A: What are you doing?

Larry: Drat…

Yoshi B: It's a Koopa! But they were all banished from the island ages ago! What will we do?!

Yoshi A: I heard Koopas eat Yoshis like us for breakfast!!!

Larry: Ew! I'm a vegetarian! Besides, you look like you'd be HORRIBLE!!!

Mario: Yahoo!

Larry: Mario's with you? Oh this is great! I can't believe it! I'm going to be father's favorite child! I will finally be loved!!!

Mario: …

Larry starts a fight with Mario and loses - badly.

Larry: *sob* NO!!! I can't… believe it... *sniff*

Yoshi A: It was YOU who sent Mario that text message! YOU! Of all the dirty traps…

Larry: (still sobbing) T-t-t-text message? Me? All I wanted was to beat Mario so I would be father's favored son and… and… He might have taken more… notice of me…

Yoshi B: But if you didn't sent the message, then-

???: Sorry we're late!

Mario: ???

Yoshi A: ???

Yoshi B: ???

Larry: ???

There is a funny noise and the Shadow Sirens emerge from the ground.

Vivian: SURPRISE!!! We sent you the message! And… Oh my God! ARE YOU NOT JUST THE CUTEST THING THAT EVER EXISTED?!

Larry: Hey! What are you doing? Get off!

Marilyn: Guh!

Yoshi A: So who are you three?

Beldam: Glad you asked! We are…

Marilyn: The three…

Vivian: Shadow Goddesses!

Beldam: Vivian!!! YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!!!

Vivian: Sorry, Beldam…

Beldam: Take no notice of her! It's Shadow SIRENS!

Vivian: Mario! We came to take you to our house in Twilight Town! We have a surprise for you!

Beldam: Seriously, Vivian… You should get off that thing…

Vivian: But he's sooooo cute!!!

Larry: -_-

Mario: Yahoo!

Vivian: Okay! You left something at Ancient Yoshi's house? Okay, then we'll wait here for you!

Mario goes back into the town.

Vivian: Awww! Beldam, PLEASE? Can I keep him?

Larry: NO WAY!

Beldam: NO WAY!

Marilyn: Guh!

She unches Beldam.

Beldam: Ooof! I mean, of course! But he'd better not make a mess!

Vivian: Yay! Thanks, Beldam! You're the nicest!

Beldam: I know, I know.

Mario returns with his mobile phone and all the Yoshis behind him.

Yoshi's: BYE, MARIO!!!

Mario: Yahoo!

Beldam: Okay! Let's go!

Mario, Larry, Vivian, Beldam, and Marilyn all dissappear into the ground.

Yoshis: ???
 

Episode 8: The Quest Begins

After Mario received the text message, he went to the Yoshi's Super Happy tree and met Larry Koopa! He fought with Larry and won easily. However, it was the Shadow Sirens that had sent the message. The Shadow Sirens are now taking Mario and Larry to their house in Twilight Town.

Vivian: Well, here we are.

Marilyn: Guh!

She smashes the door down.

Beldam: Marilyn… That wasn't necessary.

Mario: @_@

Vivian: So, I guess you're wondering why we brought you here?

Larry: Yes, actually…

Mario: Yahoo!

Vivian: Well, I brought you here because you're soooo irresistably cute!

Larry: Oh…

Vivian: And we have some VERY valuable advice: We were spying on the X-Nauts and heard that they were after Peach. The two we saw said that the boss was building the ultimate machine to defeat you.

Marilyn: Guh!

Beldam: What we did was we stole the blueprints and planned to meet you in Toadsworth's house…

Vivian: Only, we were a tad late and found Peach had already been captured.

Mario: Wow…

Larry: Yeah… What are these X-things? They sound like a kind of lollipop…

Vivian: I'll explain later, sweetums!

Marilyn: Uh! GUH!!!

Beldam: The blueprints for this robot say that only one thing can penetrate the super-strong metal!

Vivian: And that is a badge with mystical power called The Mushroom Gemstone!

Larry: The Mushroom Gemstone?

Toadsworth: The Mushroom Gemstone!

Mario: !!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!?????

Toadsworth: Oh! You thought I was dead? No! No! No! I was here all the time! We knew that the X-Nauts were out to destroy all of the Mushroomers in a position of authority, so we used a couple of "red herrings", Doopliss and his sister Dooplissa! They will be here shortly, as will my granddaughter- Toadette!

Doopliss: (coming downstairs) I'm hungry!

Dooplissa: (coming downstairs) I'm hungry!

Both: We're hungry!

Mario: ?????

Doopliss: What's up, Slick?

Dooplissa: What's up, Slick?

Toadsworth: He asks why you appear unharmed!

Doopliss: Is it not obvious?

Dooplissa: We are ghosts! We cannot be killed!

Doopliss: Though, the squeezing from the robot did wonders for my figure!

Larry: I'm hungry! … Too!

Larry: Actually, come to think of it, so am I!

Toadsworth: Now you listen here, Mr. Koopa! Even if Vivian likes you and wants you to stay, I am watching you! I don't trust you, and I have ways of making Vivian CHANGE HER MIND!!!

Dooplissa: Oh my God! You are ssssssoooooooooo cute!

Vivian: I know! Isn't he just!

Larry: -_-

Mario: Yahoo!

Toadsworth: Oh yes! Back to the point. We do not know the location or the powers of this badge but-

???: EUREKA!!! I have found it!!!

Toadette comes down the stairs, looking very pleased.
 

Episode 9: Sister Act

Mario has learned that Lord Crump's robot can only be defeated by a rare badge called the "Mushroom Gemstone". No doubt he will endeavor to find it!

But, away from all that, at the Thousand-Year Door, everything is about to become even more complicated…

Cackletta: Ha! I can't believe it was so easy to get all of those Crystal Stars!

Fawful: I am in agreement with you, O mistress!

Cackletta: Now… where is he?

Fawful: Who?

Cackletta: Gloomtail- my sister's pet dragon. We'll get around much faster if we find him!

Fawful opens the door.

ROAR!!!

Fawful: NYYRRRR! GACK! I HAVE FURY!!!

Gloomtail: WHO ENTERS?!

Cackletta: I! THE GREAT CACKLETTA!!!

Gloomtail: Oh! Hi Cackletta! Long time no see!

Cackletta: You too…

Gloomtail: Sorry about the roaring- I'm in a bad mood today! But a visit from you! That has cheered me up infinitely!

Cackletta: Glad to hear it… So do you know where my sister's tomb is?

Gloomtail: Sure! Follow me!

They follow Gloomtail to the basement of the palace, where the coffin is.

Cackletta: Well, here we are.

Gloomtail: Yes indeed!

Fawful: Everthing is ready, O Great One!

Cackletta: SHADOW QUEEN!!! AWAKEN!!!

Slowly the coffin lid opens and an evil creature from the Shadow Realm rises.

Shadow Queen: C-C-C-C-Cackletta?! Is that you?

Cackletta: It is I!

Shadow Queen: I trust you have a vessel?

Cackletta: Who needs a vessel? I can create a new body for you!

Shadow Queen: Ooh! I like the sound of that!

Cackletta: OOGLYY BOOGLY BOOO!!!

There is a flash and the Shadow Queen rises into the air and a body forms around her.

Shadow Queen: Wow! You're good, Sis! So… Why did you suddenly decide to help me?

Cackletta: I trust you recognise this guy.

She holds up a poster.

Shadow Queen: Oh my! He's the one! The one! I believe they call him… Grodus… He-

Cackletta: He's a she…

She holds up another poster.

Shdow Queen: WOW!!!

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