Chapter 4: The New Magikoopa
Back at the stronghold, the Koopalings are deciding what to do next…
Ludwig: Well, we have some Pirahna Plants and a Bandit… What do we do next?
Lemmy: We should go to Ice Land, it’s closest, other than Grass Land.
Roy: Ummmm… Ludwig, can we have a real leader? Like someone who can actually do things for himself, like make up his own plans?
Ludwig: WHAT?! NO, YOU CAN’T AND I SAY WE VOTE ON IT! I vote for me!
Lemmy: I vote for me!
Iggy: I vote for Lemmy!
Wendy: I vote for… Larry!
Larry: I vote for Lemmy!
Roy: I vote for… me!
Morton: I vote for Larry!
Ludwig: Well, all votes are counted, there’s one for me and Roy, two for Larry, and three for… LEMMY?!
Lemmy: YES! I say we go to Ice Land, so let’s go!
Koopalings except Ludwig: Let’s go!
Ludwig reluctantly follows along with the other Koopalings to Ice Land. While they’re walking, they see a large gap in the ice, and some Freezies are guarding it. And… is that a frozen Whomp?
Lemmy: I’ll take care of the gap; Larry, Iggy, and Roy, you deal with the enemies.
Larry tries some anti-grow on the Freezies, but it doesn’t work. Next, Iggy tries using a laser amplified by his glasses, but he misses, because he couldn’t see. Finally, Roy melts them all with his fire breath.
Larry and Iggy: (Why didn’t I do that?)
Whomp: Where is me?
Larry: You’re in Ice Land.
Whomp: Me no remember nothing. Me only remember I like pie.
Iggy: (to himself) Well, that’s surprising…
Roy: Hey, youse! You’re gonna join our team, right?
Whomp: Me no wanna…
Roy: YOU BETTER JOIN!
Whomp: Duh, okay.
Larry: Great… I think…
Lemmy: So, we have Whomp?
Iggy: Yup.
Lemmy: Well, we might as well put him to good use. Iggy, tell him to lie down over the gap in the ice for a little while.
Iggy: Okay! (to Whomp) Hey, you! Go take a nap over the gap in the ice for me, will ya?
Whomp: Okay!
Whomp lies down over the gap in the ice so the Koopalings can cross.
Lemmy: Good job, Whomp! Okay Koopalings, let's go!
Larry (who's running up towards them) WAIT! *pant* There's a big ship behind us and I think I saw Kamek on it!
Lemmy: That's definitely a problem… Come on, let's get some reinforcements and scram!
Ludwig: Can't we just take on Kamek?
Lemmy: ARE YOU CRAZY?! WE DON'T HAVE
ANY AMMO OR EVEN A MEASLEY GOOMBA! WE'RE
CROSSING THAT GAP NOW!!!
Ludwig: Okay, okay.
Iggy: (to Lemmy) Why didn't we bring any of Larry's Piranha Plants?
Lemmy: We DID. Larry has them.
Iggy: Hey Larry, you mind taking out some of your Piranha Plants for protection?
Larry: Sure!
Larry takes out five of his regular Piranha Plants and gives them legs so they can move on the ice.
Lemmy: Thanks, Larry. I think I can see my castle!
Ludwig: YOU HAD A CASTLE HERE AND WE'RE LIVING IN A DUMP?!
Lemmy: Well, yeah, but there's no warp pipe to that castle so we went to the quickest place there is. But we can relocate if you want…
Ludwig: YES, I want to relocate!
Lemmy: Okay, but we have to bring over all of our stuff from the stronghold.
Ludwig: Fine. I'll set up transportation from your castle to the stronghold so we can get our stuff.
Lemmy: Good. I'll send over Larry and Roy to help carry all of the stuff that piled up in there.
Ludwig: Okay, now where's your castle?
Lemmy: Oh, it's right over there.
Ludwig: Really? Oh, I see it. It blends right in.
Lemmy: Good, I'll see you there. Come on, Iggy! Wendy! Morton! We're going to the castle! Roy! Larry! You're going with Ludwig back to the stronghold!
Larry: WHAT?!
Roy: I HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH DR. PHYSICS AND LARRY?!
Lemmy: Wasn't Dr. Physics a real, uh, person?
Roy: Oh, yeah…
Lemmy: Good! Let's go!
Lemmy, Iggy, Wendy, and Morton go to the castle, which looks like a medival castle made out of ice. You can barely see it.
In MVBTC's castle…
MVBTC: Kamek, did you get the ship and the Magikoopa?
Kamek: Yes, Master. I also made a clone of myself to put on the ship I stole from Lord Seth-
MVBTC: (calmly) I told you to get the ship from the Team of Terror, not Lord Seth.
Kamek: I'm so sorry, Master, but the Team of Terror didn't have any flying ships, so I got a doomship from Lord Seth. He said he put in a special surprise for Lemmy when it attacks him.
MVBTC: Well, good thinking, Kamek. I'll need that Magikoopa now.
Kamek: I brought just the one. Come on in,… What'd you say your name was?
???: My name's RoS.
Kamek: Okay, RoS. Show the master what you can do.
RoS: Okay.
RoS transforms into an exact copy of Lemmy, Iggy, Roy, Ludwig, Wendy, Morton, and then Larry.
MVBTC: Can he do anything else?
Kamek: He said he'd only do something else under extreme emergencies.
MVBTC: That might not turn out too well. Never mind. Let's not do anything right now and let everything unfold. Yes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Kamek: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
RoS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
MVBTC: He catches on quickly.