Maguskoopa: Hello, and welcome to Once and For All, round two! Thank you for reviewing! The correct answer to my question was “Sunnycide”, because Bowser, technically, is a Koopa. I apologize for not pointing that out. Also, since Bowser was technically speaking in a flashback, he said it before the contest. Today’s lucky tourist is:
AC!
Maguskoopa: Congrats! Now, let’s look at the next event…
The camera cuts to a plane flying over the sea. The Koopalings are riding in it.
Lemmy: Why are we flying to a deserted island?
Iggy: Beats me.
Roy: Thanks, I will.
Roy starts chasing Iggy all over the cabin, eventually catches up, and beats Iggy up.
Roy: That was revenge for the last round!
Ludwig: I’m surprised that that was it.
Roy: I’m kinda tired.
At this point, a Koopa walks into the room.
Koopa: Sorry to interrupt, but Maguskoopa gave me instructions to tell you about the next event at this point of the flight.
Larry: Wait… Deserted island… Plane… There’s something familiar about it.
Lemmy: It does seem rather odd… Wait a minute…
FLASH!
Lemmy: Welcome to Survivor!
Another Author: Welcome to Survivor!
Five More Authors: WELCOME TO SURVIVOR!
Chuckster: I’M A CHUCKSTER!
Lemmy: WAAAUUUUUGGHHH!
BLOOSH!
BACK!
Lemmy: OH MY DAD! IT’S ANOTHER SURVIVOR PARODY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE POTATO COMPELS YOU!!!
Everybody runs around frantically. Ludwig is about to jump out of the plane with a parachute when…
Koopa: WAIT! YOU’RE NOT PLAYING SURVIVOR!!!
Everyone pauses.
Koopa: See, the rules are a bit different. Although it’s true that Survivor is being played on the island, you’re not the ones that have to play. Your mission is to SABOTAGE THE TARGET!
Larry: Sounds fun!
Koopa: Yeah! See, there’s 14 competitors left on the island, separated into two groups of seven. Your job is to secretly make all of the other players hate the target player so much that they vote him or her off! The team who gets the target voted off wins!
Wendy: But how will we get in second, and the like?
Koopa: Maguskoopa will survey your actions on the island, and reward points for effort. Now, we’ve just arrived at the island. There’s a nice, comfy shelter on the beach, so when you’re done, just go over there and relax!
Morton: There has to be a catch. What’s your profession, job, post, trade, occupation?
Koopa: I’m the pilot.
Lemmy: Ummmmm… Then who’s steering?
Everyone: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
SMASH! The plane hits the island.
Koopa: Rats! I knew I forgot something! Oh well. Everyone, take these slips of paper, which have your target on it. Your teams are coming by in a few seconds by blimp.
SMASH! A blimp hits the island.
Koopa: There it is! Toodles!
The Koopa puts on a jetpack and flies away. Five minutes later…
TEAM ROY
Roy: I’m not about to let Iggy beat me again. Rawk Hawk, what’s our target?
Rawk Hawk: Oh man, this loser is gonna FEEL THE RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!
Iron Cleft: But who is it?
Rawk Hawk: I dunno. But the loser is gonna FEEL THE RAWWWWWW-
KA-DUCT TAPE!
Roy: Huh. I’ll read it. Our target is… um… I don’t know who it is either. It’s just some idiot named “Geno”.
Biff Atlas: GENO?! AHHHHHH! GET ME OUT OF THIS MADHOUSE!
Roy: Wait! You know him?
Biff: OF COURSE I KNOW HIM! HE’S THE REASON I’M A GHOST!
Iron Cleft: Wow! Really? What’s he like?
Biff: He’s just a puppet, but everyone LIKES him so much, I was… defeated… by those stupid crowds.
Rawk Hawk: Don’t worry. We feel your pain.
Iron Cleft: Yeah, last Fun Fic, I was inhaled by Kirby!
TEAM LUDWIG
Melody: Who’s our target?
Ludwig: It’s Wario. This should be easy.
Fawful: I have the plan of certain ideas! May the penguin of fury rain upon him!
Ludwig: Lay it on me.
Fawful slaps a blueprint on Ludwig.
Ludwig: Not literally, you idiot!
TEAM LARRY
Larry: No matter who the target is–
Crayzee Dayzee: It’s Yoshi, man. Peace out.
Larry: Okay then, but my plan is easy. We saw the bottom off of the voting box, tunnel through to the rock where the box is placed, and rewrite the votes.
Jarvis: I see. There’s but one problem.
Larry: Yes?
Jarvis: WE HAVE ONE DAY TO DO ALL THAT!!
Larry: Oh, right. Hehehe… eh. GAAAAHHHHH! GO GO GO!
TEAM WENDY
Wendy: Aren’t you glad to be winning for once?
Starkiss: Oh yeah, definitely, but we need to make sure that we can stay that way. Who’s our target?
Wendy: It looks like Inspector Pennington.
Miss Petunia: But who would want an idiot like that on their team?
Meanwhile…
Pennington: My stars! It looks like we have a mystery to solve!
Luigi: Pennington, you’ve said that we have a mystery fourteen times today. And you’ve been up for ten minutes.
Pennington: My stars! That’s a mystery!
Luigi: Fifteen.
Back with Team Wendy…
Wendy: It’s a mystery.
TEAM IGGY
Iggy: Just great! I bet the author stacked the plot against me!
Manta Storm: …
Madame Clairvoya: He says, “Who is it?”
Iggy: It’s Mario, of all people! I’m doomed!
Duplighost: OH SWEET DAIRY QUEEN! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Duplighost attempts to run away, but Iggy catches him.
Manta Storm: …!
Madame Clairvoya: He says, “Without FLUDD, there’s nothing to worry about!”
Duplighost: MAYBE FOR YOU!
Iggy: Relax. I have a plan that will keep you far away from Mario.
Duplighost: Phew.
TEAM MORTON
Morton: And the person we have to sabotage, cheat, boot, shoot off the island, cannon, is… the one, the only, the amaaaaaaaaaazing Bobbery!
Pokey: Okay.
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! POKEY!
Tutankoopa: Do they do that every time?
Pokey: Yes.
Crowd: POKEY! POKEY! POKEY!
Tutankoopa: It gets annoying really fast.
Pokey looks to each side, then holds up a small wooden sign that says, “You’re telling me!”
Tutankoopa: How did you hold that up? You have no hands!
Morton: STOP TALKING!
Mr. Luggs: Uh… Did you really say that?
Morton: Erk! Uh… Have some Jello!
Mr. Luggs: YAY! JELLO!
TEAM LEMMY
Lemmy: Let’s see. Our target is… the one we have to sabotage is… the sitting duck is…
Sir Weston: Oh, give me that! You sound like Morton! Let’s see… It’s– ERK!
Lemmy: As I was saying…it’s– ERK!
Glurp: Glurp glurp, glurpy glurp glurp.
Crystal King: He says it can’t be that bad. I’ll read it. It’s… ERK!
Glurp: Glurp. Glurp?
Glurp picks up the piece of paper that says, “Sora”.
Glurp: ERK!
Later…
TEAM LARRY
Larry: Keep drilling! I’m working on a way to cause Yoshi’s team to lose the Immunity Challenge!
Jarvis: Wait. What’s an “Immunity Challenge”?
Larry: Oh, well, you know how there’s two teams on the island? They compete to see which team has to boot off a member. That’s called an “Immunity Challenge”.
Jarvis: I see. When is it?
Larry: In about an hour. We should leave. Sunnycide, keep digging.
Sunnycide: RAWWWWWWR! SUNNYCIDE LIKE DIRT! SUNNYCIDE THINK DIRT FUN! SUNNYCIDE THINK DIRT GOOD FOR EVERYONE!
Larry: Run! He’s singing!
Larry attempts to run away, but runs into…
Larry: IGGY?! What are you doing here?
TEAM IGGY
Iggy: I could say the same about you, although I must thank you for further digging this tunnel for me.
Larry: Crayzee Dayzee, did you remember to TELL ME THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE HERE?!
Crayzee Dayzee: I thought it was used by the author of this Survivor parody, man. Chill out.
Larry: LEMMY’S THE ONE WHO’S CHILLING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!
TEAM LEMMY
Lemmy: AAAAAAAUUUUUAAAAUUUUUUUAAAAAUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAA!
TEAMS IGGY AND LARRY
Iggy: Well, TOO BAD! You must have overheard our plan to sabotage the votes!
Larry: WHAT?! That was MY plan!
Madame Clairvoya: I foresee a fight…
Iggy: Wait a minute! Madame Clairvoya, can’t you just use that crystal ball to tell who is going to win this round?
Madame Clairvoya: Yes. Let me gaze deeeeeeeeply into the crystal ball… I see something… I SEE IT! I SEE A SENTENCE!
Larry: What is it?
Madame Clairvoya: “Future sight blocked by Maguskoopa’s Firewall. Neener Neener.”
Iggy: *sigh* Well, let’s postpone this for another time. I gotta run.
Team Iggy runs away.
Larry: Why’d he run away? I didn’t think Roy was around… My Roy Detector’s drawing a blank…
Jarvis: Um… Larry… Does the Roy Detector have a clock?
Larry: Yeah. Why?
Jarvis: Well, you should have seen the fact that WE HAVE TEN MINUTES UNTIL THE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE THAT’S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND!!!
Larry: O-O
TEAM LUDWIG
Ludwig: Do you have the glue gun ready?
Melody: Yeah!
Ludwig: Fawful, do you have your Headgear with you?
Fawful: I never take it off.
Ludwig: Melody, put the glue gun into Fawful’s Headgear.
Fawful: NO! NOT THE PINNACLE OF TASTYNESS THAT IS HEADGEAR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO–
SHOOMP!
Fawful: Interestingness. The Headgear assimilated the glue gun. I must record the findings in my Headgear Journal. And my Headgear Blog.
Melody: He’s starting to scare me.
TEAM LEMMY
Lemmy: Um, Glurp, you have the armor, right?
Glurp:…
Lemmy: Glurp? Are you there?
Glurp:…
Lemmy turns around. Glurp is being held by a hooded figure.
Lemmy: OH MY DAD! WHO ARE YOU?!
Hooded Figure: It is I!
The hooded figure takes off its cloak to reveal…
Lemmy: AHHH! SORA! What… I… How…
Sora: It’s easy. I got a stunt double.
Cut to the location of the challenge. Mickey Mouse is dressed in a Sora costume, ridiculous shoes and all.
Mickey Mouse: I loathe you.
Back to Team Lemmy…
Sora: I heard you were going to sabotage me, so I came here to stop you.
Lemmy: You may have Glurp, but it’s still three against one!
Sora: You wouldn’t want to harm him, would you?
Lemmy: I’d worry more about him harming you.
Sora: What?
CHOMP!
Sora: OW! THAT HURTS!
Sora painfully lets go of Glurp.
Glurp: GLURPY GLURP! (Go away, you idiot!)
Sora: Not so fast! I brought a partner.
Sir Weston: Let me guess. The one person who is more inflated and mentioned than you is…
Cloud Strife bursts out of a tree.
Cloud: …something…
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Crystal King: Woah. Wait up. Why would the author put you and Cloud in his FF? He hates Cloud, and he doesn’t like you, for some reason or another…
FLASH!
Maguskoopa: All right, this is the 21,231st try! I can do it! I can do it! I can…
TV: Bing! You’ve been hit by the cheap shot! GAME OVER!
Maguskoopa: ARRRRRGHH! NOT AGAIN! DANG YOU, SORA! DAAAAAAAAANG YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
BACK!
Maguskoopa: Ahh, the memories.
Sora: Oh, that. Maguskoopa may not like me, but the author of this Survivor FF does! In fact, he “Just got KHII and is raving over it”, just like everyone else! So, he put me into the Survivor parody.
Cloud: …yeah…
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
TEAM WENDY
Wendy: This can’t be hard. The Immunity Challenge is over the SEA! That’s my specialty!
Miss Petunia: How do you know that?
Hermie III: I think that she thaw the thteel barth hanging over the thea.
Miss Petunia: Oh. Hey, look! It’s starting!
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
Maguskoopa: Oh, by the way, the author of this fictional Survivor parody FF is named Dark Ukiki 29382. This author is fictional and if there’s a Dark Ukiki 29382 out there reading this FF, I apologize for the idiotic manner in which your namesake was portrayed, and it was not intended for y-
Dark Ukiki 29382: LET’S GET THIS CHALLENGE STARTED! For this challenge, you’ll be hanging over the sea on steel bars. The last team member to fall wins immunity for his team! Survivors ready? GO!
The camera cuts to all of the contestants hanging perilously over the sea.
Mario: CHEEEEEEZZYYYYY!
Maguskoopa: HEY! I wasn’t done!
TEAM IGGY
Iggy: What? Mario never said “Cheese” in the last FF! And he was the star!
Inspector Pennington: Maybe it’s because since Mario is actually part of Dark Ukiki 29382’s FF, he’s portrayed by that author, rather than Maguskoopa.
All of Team Iggy: …
Inspector Pennington: Um, I mean, “My stars! It’s a mystery!”
Luigi: Twenty-NIIIIIIIIIiiiiinnnnne…
SPLOOSH!
TEAM ROY
SPLOOSH! SPLOOSH! SPLOOSH!
Iron Cleft: AAAHHHH! Geno isn’t falling off, but everyone else is! Please tell me you sabotaged him!
Roy: Oh, don’t worry. I have that covered. Just stand on that big “X” in the ground, why don’t ya?
Iron Cleft stupidly walks over to the big “X”.
Roy: NOW!
KACHUNK! Biff and Rawk Hawk release a hidden catapult that chucks Iron Cleft at Geno. Geno is hit, and falls into the water.
Geno: DANG IT!
SPLOOSH!
Underwater…
Geno: You’re gonna PAY for ruining my chance at immunity! GE…
Iron Cleft: Ack! No! No! No!
Geno: NO…
Iron Cleft: NONONONONONONONONO–
Geno: BLAAAAAAAAAAST!
Fizzle!
Geno: Oops! I forgot I was underwater!
Iron Cleft: You are in so much trouble.
Geno: Eep.
TEAM LUDWIG
Melody: Um, Ludwig, a lot of contestants are out. Maybe you should tell Fawful to…
Ludwig: No. See, I developed a theory that it doesn’t matter how poorly a team member does, they always blame the last person to fail. So, when only Wario and a member from the other team are remaining, I’ll tell Fawful.
Melody: That sounds complicated.
Ludwig: Just be patient.
A minute passes.
Ludwig: This is taking too long. FIRE!
Squirt! Fawful shoots glue on Wario’s hands. Wario clings to the steel bar indefinitely.
TEAM LEMMY
Sora: And that’s why I’m gonna be the Survivor!
Lemmy: Oh sweet dairy queen! I just realized something!
Sora: What’s that! You can’t defeat us?
Lemmy: NO! YOU’RE A CAMEO! I MIGHT HAVE TO REJECT MAGUSKOOPA’S ENTRY! AUUUUUUGHHHHHHH!
Crystal King: Glurp! Now!
Glurp: GLURPY… GLURPY… GLUUUUUUUUUURP!
FA–SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Glurp fires a kamehameha beam and blasts Sora and Cloud, who fly five miles into the sky and never return to this Fun Fic again.
Cloud: I WILL WREAK REVENGE! I SWEAR IT!!!
Ba-DING!
Bipbipbipbipbip! (The sound of hundreds of people leaving this FF because of Kingdom Hearts abuse.)
Okay, I lied. Now they’ll never come back.
TEAM LUDWIG
Ludwig: Look!
Wario and Mario are in a fierce stamina competition.
Dark Ukiki 29 blah blah blah: This is dull. Let’s turn the bar!
The bar rotates around and Mario falls off. However, the glue on Wario’s hands keep him stuck to the bar.
Dark Ukiki: WHAT?! Someone put glue on Wario’s hands! Super tribe is disqualified! Duper tribe wins immunity!
Mario: CHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZYYYYYY!
TEAM IGGY
Iggy: DANG! Mario was the last one standing!
Madame Clairvoya: Technically, he was the last one hanging.
Iggy: Now everyone will like Mario!
Smorg: Smorg smorg smo-org.
Iggy: I think that one character who speaks like a Pokemon is enough.
Smorg: I apologize for the colloquial manner in which I have gesticulated.
Iggy: On second thought, go back to saying “SMORG!”
Duplighost: Um, Iggy…
Iggy: Wait a minute.
Duplighost: IGGY! THIS IS KINDA IMPORTANT!
Iggy: Fine. What?
Duplighost: Just the tiny matter of the fact that YOU’RE NOT DOING ANYTHING TO MAKE ANYONE HATE YOUR TARGET!
Iggy: O_O
KA-SNAP! All of Team Iggy is trapped in a net made of…
TEAM MORTON
Morton: Hand me the propane tank, the thing that goes “FWOOSH!” so that I may burn, roast, toast, char, so Bobbery gets booted, shot from, and exiled from the island.
Pokey: Okay.
Crowds: YAAAAAAAAAAAA–
Tutankoopa: These crowds are really annoying. THUNDER BLAST!!!
FZAAAAT! FWOOSH! The lightning misses the crowd, but strikes a tree. In seconds, the whole forest is ablaze.
Mr. Luggs: Mffmff mff mumph mff.
Tutankoopa: Swallow your food!
GULP!
Mr. Luggs: I could’ve blown fire…
Tutankoopa: Too late!
SUPER TRIBE
Geno: AUGH! Bobbery! You blew up the forest! Now we’re out of food!
Bobbery: How could I?
Geno: I don’t know! Because I said so!
Crowds: YEEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Bobbery: You’re so unfair.
Bobbery goes to sulk in a corner.
TEAM IGGY
All of Team Iggy is trapped in a net made of…
…vines. Larry steps out of the forest.
Larry: YES! You’re all mine!
Doopliss: What? You trapped us in this net?!
Jarvis: Just to make sure you don’t intrude on us. We’re the only ones using that tunnel!
Team Larry leaves.
Madame Clairvoya: Maybe I can see what will happen!
Madame Clairvoya concentrates on her crystal ball.
Madame Clairvoya: I SEE IT! WE WILL BE FREE!
Iggy: BOO-YAH!
Madame Clairvoya: In three… two… one…
SUPER TRIBE
Wiggler: This is SO UNFAIR!!! RAHHH!!!
TEAM IGGY
Madame Clairvoya: We have liftoff!
Wiggler: RAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
POW!
Iggy: NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo…
SPLOOSH! Team Iggy lands in the sea. Unfortunately, this causes a tidal wave–
Overworked Geophysicist: TSUNAMI!
Stick Figure: HAHAHA!! MORE WORK!
O.G.: NOOOOOOO! NOT THE STICK FIGURE! AAAHHHHHH!
CHEEEEEEEEEEZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Team WOIEFJWSEOIFNWIEOFNWOEFNIWOEFHCHEEEEEEEESE!
Maguskoopa: ARG! GET AWAY FROM MY PLOT!
Mario: CHEEEEEEEEESE!
Maguskoopa: This is humiliating. Eat this, Dark Ukiki!
Maguskoopa pulls out a Scribblifying Ray, sets it to Reverse, and zaps Mario.
Mario: Phew! I’d thought I was lost there for a second!
TEAM LUDWIG
Ludwig: Ahh. I’m glad that the author provided this shelter for us! Pass those chocolate chip cookies, will ya?
Melody: Sure! I’m glad that he provided some Jell-O for me to eat!
Fawful: It is of the mustard that is on the sandwich of victory!
Ludwig: Still, I get the feeling that there’s a catch…
The camera zooms out to get a look at the… er… interesting wallpaper. It looks like this…
WALMART
WALMART
WALMART
WALMART
TACOBELL
WALMART
Ludwig: That’s it! What if a contestant on Dark Ukiki’s FF finds this place?
Suddenly, Wario bursts in.
Wario: You’re-a gonna PAY for ruining-a my chances at the immunity-a challenge!
All of Team Ludwig: AAHHHHHHH!
Wario: Feel-a the FURY of– Are those chocolate-a chip cookies?
Melody: And Jell-O!
Wario: WAHAHAHA!!! MINE! ALL MINE!
Wario eats all the cookies and Jell-O and runs away.
Ludwig: Aw, man.
Suddenly, a plate of garlic bread appears.
Dr. Shroob: JUMP OUT THE WINDOOOOWWWWW!!!
Ludwig: Pardon my pidgin variety of Shroob, but I think he means something like “JUMP OUT THE WINDOOOOWWWWW!!!”
Wario bursts in again.
Wario: GARLIC BREAD!!!
Team Ludwig jumps out the window.
Fawful: These pricker bushes will feel my FURY! OW!
TEAM LEMMY
Sir Weston: Um, Lemmy, sorry to bother your construction…
Lemmy looks up from his 97-step machine to make everyone hate Mickey Mouse.
Lemmy: What?
Sir Weston: You’d know better than I would. Is that a tidal wave carrying all of Team Iggy coming this way?
Lemmy: No, it’s called a tsunami.
Sir Weston: Oh, okay.
SPOINK!
Crystal King: What was that?
Lemmy: A double take. RUN!
DUPER TRIBE, ONE MINUTE TO TSUNAMI STRIKE
Mario: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Yoshi: Mario! If you can jump into the tsunami, maybe your abject stupidity will stop it!
Mario: Hello, birdie!
Mario hits himself on the head and falls unconscious.
Yoshi: Well, that just great. Author use Scribblifying Ray. Now Yoshi hungry.
Dark Ukiki: BWAHA!
SUPER TRIBE, THIRTY SECONDS TO TSUNAMI STRIKE
Wario: RAH! I’m-a gonna knock it away!
Wiggler: I hope so!
FIVE SECONDS TO TSUNAMI STRIKE
Everyone: AAAUUUUUGGGHHHH!
Wario: GARLIC FLAME ATTACK!
FWOOOOOOM! Wario shoots a jet of fire out of his mouth due to the insane amount of garlic he ingested. The tsunami turns to steam and Team Iggy hits a tree.
Everyone: HOORAY FOR WARIO!
TEAM LUDWIG
Ludwig: AUAUAA! EVERYONE LIKES WARIO!!!
Melody: No sweat. At least he doesn’t have immunity!
Dark Ukiki: Wario, because of your heroic deed, I give Super Tribe immunity. Now Duper Tribe has to vote off a member.
Fawful: I hate you.
Melody: Well, things could be worse.
Ludwig: AAAAHHHHHH! DON’T SAY IT!
Dr. Shroob: What could possibly go wrong?
Ludwig: He says, “What could possibly go wrong?”
SQUISH! A large boulder shaped like a shoe squashes Dr. Shroob. He crawls out, battered.
TEAM LARRY
Larry: Is the jar blockade ready?
Jarvis: Yep.
Larry: How about the 2,948,572 pencils?
Sunnycide: RAAWWWRR!
Larry: Is the bottom of the box sawed out?
Crayzee Dayzee: Yeah, man.
Larry: All right! Let’s get started!
TEAM IGGY
Manta Storm: …
Iggy: NO! It’s too late! They blockaded the entrance!
Madame Clairvoya: Maybe I can foresee the loser…
Duplighost: Oh, give me that!
Duplighost snatches the crystal ball from Madame Clairvoya and throws it at the blockade.
Madame Clairvoya: Oh no.
Crystal Ball: BEEP! SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATED IN 3-2-1-what could possibly g-
KA-DEFUSE!
Manta Storm: …
Iggy: How could you have defused that? You don’t have any hands!
Manta Storm: …
TEAM WENDY
Wendy: So, they think that just by letting Super Tribe have immunity, they can get away with not kicking Pennington off?
Starkiss: Well, actually, Pennington’s on the Duper Tribe.
Wendy: Are you sure? Last time I checked, a Survivor parody always had the competent people on one end and the idiots on another.
Hermie III: Thtarkith ith wrong. I thtole a rothter from Dark Ukiki and it thayth that Pennington, Pendulum Ghotht, Mallow, and Bowther are on the Thuper Tribe.
Miss Petunia: Isn’t Bowser competent?
Hermie III: No.
THUPER-UM, I MEAN SUPER TRIBE
Bowser: ROAR! FLAME ATTACK!
FWOOSH! The forest is set ablaze.
TEAM WENDY
Wendy: I wonder why. But, as I was saying, they won’t get away with it! Wario may have stopped Team Iggy’s tsunami, but what if they WERE HIT WITH POSEIDON?
Starkiss: You can summon Poseidon?
Wendy presses a button. The cruiseliner “Poseidon” falls from the sky.
TEAM MORTON–FIVE SECONDS TO “POSEIDON” IMPACT
Morton: AndinmywillIwishtobequeathmyentirecollectionofbottlecapstomydearbrotherLemmy
nowaitmaybeIggynoIvegotitLarrywaitnomaybeLudwig-
KASMASH! The cruise ship hits the island.
SUPER TRIBE
Pennington: My stars! That’s a mystery!
Luigi: Seventy-two.
TEAM LARRY
Sunnycide: RAWWWWWWR! FAKE VOTES DONE!
Larry: Good job. You only broke 1,928 pencils, too!
Sunnycide: RAAAWWWR! SUNNYCIDE HAVE QUESTION!
Jarvis: Shoot.
Sunnycide pulls out a rocket launcher.
Jarvis: NOT LITERALLY, YOU MORON!
Sunnycide: WHY LUIGI ON SUPER TRIBE?
Larry: That’s because every team of idiots has to have one competent person on them to be driven mad.
TEAM IGGY
Iggy: PUSH!
SMASH! The rest of Team Iggy rolls a gigantic boulder and smashes open the blockade.
Iggy: It’s go time!
TEAM LEMMY
Lemmy: Does everyone hate Mickey Mouse yet?
E.V.eryone: I hate Mickey Mouse.
Lemmy: Good! Let’s go to the voting!
TEAMS IGGY AND LARRY
Larry: NO! You’re still around!
Iggy: No thanks to you! Let’s fight!
Manta Storm: …
Crayzee Dayzee: WAIT! GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!
Larry: He’s right. Let’s just all put fake votes in. That way, there’s an even divide between Mario and Yoshi.
Iggy: Shh! It’s starting!
THE VOTE-OFF!
Dark Ukiki: It’s the vote-off! Duper Tribe, start voting!
Mario goes to vote.
Mario: CHEEEEEZZYYYYY!
Yoshi goes to vote.
Mick-oops, I mean Sora goes to vote.
Mickey Mouse: I’m going to give Sora a bad name!
Mickey Mouse pulls out a card that says “Loser”.
M.M: More specifically, I’m going to give him this one.
Everyone else goes to vote.
Maguskoopa: Common mistake. Cutting off the rest of the tribe.
Dark Ukiki: Well, you should talk!
Maguskoopa: Hey, that never got published! Be quiet, you fool!
Dark Ukiki: Rogue!
Maguskoopa: Pastamancer!
Dark Ukiki: Ne’er do we-what was that?
Maguskoopa: I called you a “pastamancer”.
Dark Ukiki: What’s that?
Maguskoopa: Wouldn’t you like to know?
Dark Ukiki: Oh, forget it. I’ll now count the votes.
Iggy: Quick, feed them in!
Iggy and Larry stuff fake votes into the box.
Dark Ukiki: I will now take the box off of the rock! I don’t know why.
Dark Ukiki takes the box away from the rock, to reveal Teams Iggy and Larry.
Dark Ukiki: WHAT?! CHEATERS! CHEATERS! CHEA-
BONK!
Dark Ukiki: Thanks, I just remembered that anything’s fair. Now, just to spice it up a bit, I’m only going to take one vote from the box!
Maguskoopa: Another common mistake.
Dark Ukiki: Well, you should talk!
Maguskoopa: I’m not going to honor that with an insult.
Dark Ukiki takes a vote from the box.
Dark Ukiki: The loser is…
Drumroll. All of the Koopalings, in their various hiding spots, wait anxiously.
Dark Ukiki: YOSHI!!!
Larry: BOOYAH!!! I WON!
Iggy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Roy: WOOHOO! I MIGHT BEAT IGGY!
Dark Ukiki: Yoshi, you may put out your torch on whomever you may find responsible.
Yoshi throws the torch on an Amazee Dayzee.
Amayzee Dayzee: AAAAHHHHHH! FIRE! RUN! RUN! RUN!
SPONG! A spring shoots Yoshi over the horizon. A few hours later, all of the teams are in Maguskoopa’s gigantic carrier, heading back to the mainland of Plit.
Maguskoopa: Congratulations, Larry! You’ve won this part of the contest!
Larry: Wow! I thought that… well… I was the youngest, I didn’t think I’d even come CLOSE to winning!
Maguskoopa: And as for the rest of you… I saw your actions around the island, and will now award points out of 100 for them. The points will determine who gets in second, third, fourth, and the like. Let’s start with Morton.
Morton: Ulp!
Maguskoopa: You really didn’t think that simply setting the forest on fire would incriminate Bobbery, did you? You get 35 points.
Morton: Thisisunfairanduncalledfor–
Mr. Luggs: Please be quiet.
Maguskoopa: Next is Wendy. Wendy, although I didn’t see you trying to sabotage the Immunity Challenge, I thought summoning the Poseidon was a nice touch. You get 58 points.
Wendy: Oh well. I guess I did pretty well.
Maguskoopa: Iggy, you worked really hard. Probably one of the hardest workers! However, Madame Clairvoya attempted to foresee the future of this contest! That’s illegal in Once and For All! I’ll have to ding you. You get 72 points.
Iggy: Not bad!
Maguskoopa: Roy, chucking Iron Cleft at Geno was INGENIOUS! It was amazing, in fact! But, because you didn’t do anything after that, you get 71 points.
Roy: NO! I LOST TO IGGY AGAIN!
Maguskoopa: Too bad. Try harder next time. Lemmy, you worked very hard in trying to dislodge Dark Ukiki’s favorite character. You get 89 points.
Lemmy: Sweet! I could win this!
Maguskoopa: Finally, Ludwig. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! YOU LET WARIO GET AWAY WITH IMMUNITY! You get 15 points for the glue gun thing.
Ludwig: ARRRRRGHHHH!!! I’M GOING TO GET YOU, IGGY!
Iggy: AAAHHHHH! NOW I HAVE TWO ON MY TRAIL!
Crayzee Dayzee: PEOPLE! GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!
Maguskoopa: And that concludes Round 2 of Once and For All. See us next time!
The totals so far…
Team Larry: 7 points
Team Lemmy: 6 points
Team Iggy: 5 points
Team Roy: 4 points
Team Wendy: 3 points
Team Morton: 2 points
Team Ludwig: 1 point
POINT TOTALS
Team Larry: 10 points
Team Morton: 4 points
Team Wendy: 10 points
Team Iggy: 10 points
Team Roy: 5 points
Team Lemmy: 10 points
Team Ludwig: 7 points