X-NAUTS
Crump: I wish I had a chocolate bar.
Suddenly, a chocolate bar is in his hand.
Grodus: Unbelievable! I thought it only works with Peach’s voice!
PhD: Well, as shards, it works for anyone, voice or no voice.
Grodus: Ah.
Speaking of people
who have shards…
BLACK JEWEL
Black Jewel: Hmmm. What can I wish for? I know! The Grass Land wand!
It appears, with
a Paragoomba holding it. The Jewel kills it, then takes the wand.
WARIO BROS.
The Bros. are looking around Joke’s End. They are barely surviving the monsters.
Waluigi: These monsters are tough!
Wario: Yeah they are!
Waluigi: We have to do something!
Wario pulls out the Sky Land wand. Suddenly, he can fly!
Wario: These wands must have some kind of power!
He flies to the top, and claims the Gold Star. Wait, I thought it was in Sky Land.
Other Narrator: Yeah, but it was moved, during a deleted scene.
Oh.
Wario: Ha, ha, ha! I-a got it!
Waluigi: There
goes that accent, again… How’d I get here?
BOWSER/KOOPALINGS/KAMEK AND KAMMY
Bowser just made it back.
Bowser: KIDS! CLAWDIA! KAMEK! KAMMY! PLAYFUL! BAGELS! KARMA! MONSTER AT THE FOOT OF CLAWDIA’S AND MY BED! I’M HOME!
The eight children and two sorcerers appear.
Bowser: How’d it go?
Koopalings and Magikoopas: We failed.
Bowser: Well I got 30 Shine Sprites, the Star Rod, and the Garnet Star!
Others: Wow.
Bowser: I think we’re done.
Kamek: But there’s a lot more items out there!
Bowser: (threateningly Are you disagreeing with me?!
Kamek: … No, sire.
Bowser and Co.
are out of the contest.
FELLOWSHIP/KODY
Kody is in his castle, talking to the spies from Totally Spies. Suddenly, the fellowship bursts through the door.
E-Man: Kody, we need your help.
Doopliss: Beldam took the Star Rod.
Octorock: We need to get it back.
Stinger 2: We also need your help.
P.T.: Nacho power!
Octorock: If you get dumber, you’ll need a helmet.
Kody: I’ll help.
Do, do, do, do! Kody joined the party! Or fellowship! Whatever!
P.T.: How come I didn’t get a fanfare?
Because you’re dumb.
P.T.: Well, I
can’t argue with that logic! Carry on!
EVIL KONGS
The evil Kongs are on a raft, going to nowhere in particular.
Dread: I can’t believe we lost.
Sumo: Nacho power!
Ninja: If you get dumber, you’ll need a helmet.
Karate: How many times is that going to happen?
Other Kongs: Silence, nonbeliever!
Karate: …
VALENTINA/KOOPA BROS. AND VICTOR/BLACK JEWEL
Booster’s girlfriend is just sitting in her cell, staring at the Water Land wand. Suddenly, a small sprinkle of water comes out. She gets an idea. She shoots so much water at the wall, it makes a whole she escapes through. However, she is not alone. The cell is shared with the five turtles that were taken care of earlier that have busted out now.
Red: Give us that wand!
Valentina: This? No way!
Red: Victor!
Victor glides over, and slashes at her. All that’s cut is the bowl on her goblet. Why would she carry that around, anyway?
Valentina: …
Victor: Now. Still want to keep that wand?
She gives him the wand, and faints.
Black: Way to go!
Green: Nacho-
Black tapes his mouth shut.
Yellow: Sweet!
Red: Now hand it over.
Victor: Uh, no.
The Black Jewel appears.
Black Jewel: Way to go, Victor. Why not work for me?
Victor: No way.
He chops all the tentacles off, along with the bottom part of the jewel.
Black Jewel: Ha.
The Jewel shatters, revealing Giga Bowser. But the skin and shell are purple, and the head is round and purple, with the one eye and a mouth. It breathes purple fire at Victor, who dodges. It hits the Koopa Bros. All that’s left is four Mushrooms that are red, black, yellow, and green. Next to said Mushrooms is the Eldstar card. And so Valentina doesn’t interfere, he turns her into a pink Mushroom. Victor is gone, and so is the Eldstar card.
Black Jewel: Oh well.
The Jewel returns
to normal, and flies away.
SMITHY GANG/FELLOWSHIP
The gang is on the Blade, flying around. They stop when they find the Klevar card. They land. Smithy rushes over to take it, but Stinger 2 takes it, not seeing Smithy.
Stinger 2: Hey, E-Man! Do you think this would help?
E-Man: Yeah.
He takes it.
Smithy: Fools! Give that to me!
Kody: Or what?
Smithy: Or this!
The rest of the Smithy Gang appear behind Smithy.
Axem Black: Can we fight? Please?
Smithy: Okay. MELEE!
The Smithy Gang and the Fellowship do battle. E-Man is using the Klevar card.
E-Man: Timeout!
Smithy is frozen, so Octorock spits multiple rocks at him. Then he starts shooting mercilessly at Yaridovich. Meanwhile, Mack and Doopliss are facing off.
Mack: I’m the Season 1 Champion in Roy’s Sports Hall!
Doopliss: Same here! Only for Season 5.
Mack: Flame Wall!
He does the attack, but Doopliss turns into a Podoboo to avoid harm. He then turns into the train from Paper Mario 1, and runs over Mack. Meanwhile, Stinger 2 is fighting Bowyer.
Bowyer: Hurt me, you will not! Nyah!
Stinger 2: Die!
The stinger clone… stings.
Bowyer: Ouch! Hurts, it!
Bowyer lays down, crying. P.T. is fighting Axem Red, Black, and Pink.
P.T.: Fire Breath!
He knocks out Red with this.
Pink: Die!
She leaps at him with her axe, but P.T. puts on a boxing glove, and punches her into Black. Kody (in wolf form) is chasing Axems Green and Yellow around the area.
Yellow: I can’t go on!
He faints (due to too many donuts and not enough exercise), and the lycan mauls him. However, this takes his attention from Green, who attacks him with his axe. Suddenly, a pipe lands on Green, squishing him.
P.T.: Cool! This wand works!
Eventually, the Smithy Gang retreat, dropping the Cobalt Star shard. E-Man takes it.
Smithy (on the Blade, as it takes off): If you want the Star Rod, Bowser has it! … D’OH! WHY DID I TELL YOU?! YARIDOVICH! GET ME MY MEDICATION!
Yaridovich: Yes, sir.
The Blade leaves.
Octorock: Bowser’s place, huh?
E-Man: I guess.
KREMLINGS
The alligator army finds their unconscious leader.
Generic Mecha Kremling: NO! WHY DID K. ROOL HAVE TO DIE?! POUR QUOI?! WHY COULDN’T IT HAVE BEEN ME?!
Generic Krusha: Yes! Why couldn’t it have been you?!
Their leader wakes up.
K. Rool: I’m not dead, you robotic idiot. What other treasures could be out there?
Generic Zinger: Well, I hear the Ice Land wand is up for grabs.
K. Rool: TO ICE LAND!
Generic Zinger: But it’s not there. The items seem to be in random places.
K. Rool: Oh. TO THE CRYSTAL PALACE!
Generic Klump (from earlier): I don’t think it will be there.
K. Rool: Silence, nonbeliever!
Generic Klump:
…
CRYSTAL KING
The Crystal King is in the Crystal Palace.
Crystal King:
I can’t believe the Ice Land wand was here.
YOSHI/SHROOBS/JR. TROOPA
Yoshi lands (remember the fight with the Shadow Sirens?) outside Hollijolli Village.
Princess Shroob: ?
Yoshi: … YOU! You have Power Objects! Hand them over!
Princess Shroob: Never!
Yoshi throws an egg at her, knocking her out. He goes over to take the items, but Shrooboid Brat throws a lollipop at the ground. Yoshi steps on it. It sticks to his foot and the ground. But he takes off his shoe, flutter jumps, and ground pounds the princess.
Princess Shroob: OW! Minions!
Four Guardian Shroobs shoot lasers at the dinosaur, but Yoshi hides in an egg to protect himself. He then grabs one of them with his tongue, and spits it out at the others. But Yoob stomps, and the impact knocks Yoshi away.
Princess Shroob: That pest.
Jr. Troopa walks up.
Jr: AHHHH! ALIEN MONSTERS!
Princess Shroob: (He has a shard!) Hand over the shard.
Jr: No!
Princess Shroob: Yoob?
Yoob eats Jr. (but not the shard), and lays an egg with him in it. He throws the egg into the distance. The princess grabs the shard.
Princess: Three
down, three to go.
MARIO BROS/WARIO BROS.
The Bros. are walking along Rose Way, when they run into the Wario Bros.
Luigi: You have items!
Wario: So do you!
Mario Bros. and Wario Bros: GIVE THAT TO US!
Waluigi: I guess we’ll fight for it!
Luigi shoots a laser from the Marvelous Compass, but Wario pulls out the Gold Star.
Wario: Power Lift!
He raises his defense. The laser bounces off him, and heads for Luigi. But his cap protects him, so the laser hits Waluigi, knocking him out.
Wario: Maybe I should have given him some items.
He grows wings (with the Sky Land wand), and dives at Mario. But Mario uses the Rocket Nozzle to do an uppercut to the fat, yellow one. This knocks him towards Luigi, who sucks Wario up with the vacuum and spits him into the distance. Wario drops the items. Mario picks up Waluigi by his feet, and throws him (like in SM64).
Luigi: We got
the Sky Land wand and the Gold Star!
FELLOWSHIP/VICTOR
The fellowship is walking towards Bowser’s castle.
P.T.: Why’d I surrender the Pipe Land wand?
E-Man: Because you CAN fight without Power Objects.
P.T. sees something shiny.
P.T.: I’ll catch up.
He goes over and picks up a penny. Then, Victor appears, as he turns back.
P.T.: ?
Victor: Tell me where the Pipe Land wand is.
P.T.: Why?
Victor: (pulling out his giant sword) I said, tell me where it is.
P.T.: And I said, why?
Victor: If you refuse to tell me, then I’ll kill you.
P.T.: Oh please. Like I’m scared of a Final Fantasy wannabe! What, I have to be scared because of some giant sword and a few battle scars?
Victor: You dare mock me?!
P.T.: Oh no! The little turtle boy is mad! Someone get him a bottle!
Victor: … Oh, that’s it.
He charges at P.T., but P.T. jumps into the air and tosses a boomerang at him. It hits Victor, doing little damage.
P.T.: … Hot Potato!
He throws a flaming potato at Victor.
Victor: YARG!
He starts attempting to slash P.T. A lot.
P.T.: Lemmy Shield!
He pulls out the shield, which breaks after a few strikes.
P.T.: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: MEGA ARMOR!
P.T. is covered in armor, which is actually a bunch of cupcakes tied together.
P.T.: Cupcake Laser!
He shoots a laser at Victor from his eyes, doing nothing at all. Victor easily destroys the armor. Victor then chases P.T. around, then P.T. throws a (fully loaded) minivan at Victor. It crushes him.
P.T.: Yay! Let’s give a hand to U-Haul! The real heroes!
Victor emerges (sword first), and does a sword spin on P.T.
P.T.: Ouch!
P.T. then throws a titanium boomerang, and punches Victor like crazy with boxing gloves that seem to have been put on out of nowhere. P.T. punches again before Victor slashes again. P.T. drops to the ground, and Victor charges.
P.T.: Oh no you don’t! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: SUMMONING A LION!
A donkey comes (with P.T. riding on it and wearing a sombrero), and beats the tar out of Victor. It finishes by knocking him into a flagpole that’s right next to a mini-castle that an 8-bit clone of Mario is entering.
P.T.: Finally!
He rides the donkey back to the fellowship, when Victor wakes up. He screams loudly, and grows giant, somewhat torn-up batwings. Also, his head and sword are on fire. Purple fire. He charges at P.T., and knocks him into the air, before killing the donkey and destroying the sombrero.
P.T.: Oh, darn.
Victor slashes like there’s no tomorrow. P.T. lands, dizzy, and Victor comes down sword first and stabs P.T. in the back. But it doesn’t go all the way through, or mess with any organs, or whatever.
P.T.: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Victor: … And that’s what happens when you mock me.
Victor returns
to normal, and is about to walk off, when a rock hits the back of his shell.
BLACK JEWEL
The Black Jewel is going around, looking for the Skolar card. Suddenly, the Yoob egg lands in front of him. Jr. emerges.
Black Jewel: You again!
Jr. runs off and
grabs the Skolar AND Muskular cards. However, the Jewel shoots a beam.
After that, a white Mushroom and the two cards remain. The Jewel takes
the cards.
PETEY PIRANHA AND KING BOO/POPPLE AND CROCO
The plant and ghost are on the Mushroom side of the border in Stardust Fields, when they meet the thieves.
Croco: …
King Boo: …
Popple: I see you have items.
Petey: Same here.
King Boo, Petey, and Popple: Die!
Croco: Wait! Instead of fighting, why not just join forces?
Popple, Petey,
and King Boo: Okay.
EVIL KONGS
The evil monkeys make it to the Waffle Kingdom.
Éclair: Huh? Who’s there?
They see she has a Cobalt Star shard. Sumo squishes her, and Ninja takes the shard. However, Karate (being the wisest and oldest) takes it.
Ninja: Darn.
GOOD KONGS
The other monkeys are waiting for something.
Cranky: Good news. Donkey Kong will survive.
Others: Huzzah!
Cranky: But he forgot to pay his water bill.
Others: Darn.
X-NAUTS
The ship makes it to Hollijolli Village.
Grodus: D’oh! The item moved, again!
PhD: But it’s still on the move! It seems to be near Bowser’s castle! Oh my DAD! Three Cobalt Star shards are moving towards Bowser’s castle; one is near that place, but not really going anywhere; one is in the Waffle Kingdom, heading for Bowser’s; and one is unfound.
Crump: I think Bowser’s Castle is the place to be!
PhD: Yes, as 30 Shine Sprites, the Star Rod, and the Garnet Star are there, too. Not to mention the Klevar card, the Pipe Land Wand, the Giant Land wand, and the Water Land wand.
Grodus: Oh my
DAD! You were right, Crump! To Bowser’s!
FELLOWSHIP/VICTOR
Octorock and Stinger 2 are severely injured, and unconscious.
Doopliss: Maybe the Giant Land wand will work!
Suddenly, he grows to immense proportions. Wait, I thought Croco took it.
Other Narrator: He stole it back in another deleted scene.
…
Doopliss: Wow… E-Man, why am I fighting this guy? He beat up P.T.! I should be grateful!
E-Man: He was… uh, a good guy. He deserves vengeance… I think.
Doopliss turns into one of those spiked stone balls from the volcano in Paper Mario. However, Victor chops him in half, turning him back into himself, and at normal size. Victor takes the wand.
Victor: Four down, two to go!
Kody turns into a wolf, and charges at Victor. He slashes with his paw, and makes a gash in the front of Victor’s armor. But Victor does a spin attack (like Link), and knocks the lycan out.
Victor: And then there was one.
E-Man: Gulp!
E-Man pulls out the Pipe Land wand, and shoots a pipe at Victor. It constricts him, but Victor soon breaks out.
Victor: Is that all you got?
E-Man pulls out the centerpiece of the Cobalt Star, but it does nothing. Victor’s shell knocks the Power Objects out of his hands. Victor emerges, and takes them.
E-Man: Timeout!
Victor is about to be frozen in time, but he shoots water (Water Land wand) at the energy that’s heading towards him, canceling it out. However, Kody comes from behind, and bites his neck.
Victor: AUGH!
He lets go, and transforms.
Kody: Nightmare Energy Blast!
This hurts and stuns Victor.
Kody: Ember Bolt!
He burns Victor. Suddenly, a boomerang hits Victor in the back of the head. Victor faints. Then, Kody throws him into the distance. However, the items Victor had are left behind.
E-Man: Wow. He was tough. Kody, you go ahead. I think I need to see to some of these guys’ wounds.
Doopliss: I’m okay. I can go, too.
Kody: I think
I should take that Koopa’s items. Maybe I should call some backup, too.
SPIES AND MAJORA
The spies are playing Monopoly with Majora (don’t ask) when Majora’s cell phone rings.
Majora: Hello? … Help? … Bowser’s castle? We’re on our way!
He/she hangs up. I don’t know what gender Majora is.
Majora: Spies, we must go.
Clover: Okay!
(DAD, I hate that show.)
They leave.
EVIL KONGS
The four of them are on their way to Bowser’s castle, from the Waffle Kingdom.
Dread: Are you sure other Power Objects are this way?
Karate: Yes.
SHADOW SIRENS/X-NAUTS
The Shadow Sirens wake up.
Beldam: AHHHH! THE POWER ITEMS ARE MISSING! Vivian, you shall be punished for not stopping the person!
Vivian: But-
Beldam: PUNISHED!
Vivian: …
Beldam: Let’s go back to the others.
They disappear, and reappear on the X-Naut ship.
Grodus: Ah. Shadow Sirens. How’d it go?
Beldam: Someone stole our stuff! And Vivian didn’t stop them!
Vivian: But-
Beldam: SILENCIO!
Vivian: …
Grodus: … Well, we’d throw you in the dungeon, but it was blown up. We’re going to Bowser’s castle.
Beldam: That’s the guy that stole our stuff!
Crump: All the more reason to go. FULL SPEED TO BOWSER’S CASTLE!
People seem to
want to go there, a lot.
WARIO BROS.
Waluigi lands
at the bottom of Rumble Falls. Wario lands in Greenhorn Ruins.
MARIO BROS.
Luigi: We should probably find the Ruby Star and a shard of the Cobalt Star.
Fludd: I am detecting that one of them might be in Excitement Central, while one is in the Pineapple Kingdom.
Luigi: I’ll go to the Pineapple Kingdom.
Mario: Okay.
WALUIGI/GOOD KONGS/LUIGI
The purple man wakes up, and sees that he’s at the bottom of Rumble Falls.
Helibird: Hello. Do you want the Ruby Star?
Waluigi: Yes.
Helibird: It’s at Pristine Ocean. Bye!
It flies away. Suddenly, a chicken-head sprouts up, and attempts to peck Waluigi, but misses.
Waluigi: Is it me, or is that the author’s favorite creature?
They’re one of the only ones I know.
Waluigi: Oh.
Waluigi goes through the level like DK did. He then goes through Pristine Ocean, like DK did. He’s at the part with the sunken ship, when he finds the Ruby Star.
Waluigi: (Ooh!)
He takes it, and swims back to the shore. But…
DK: Don’t even.
DK pulls out his coconut cannon, Diddy pulls out his peanut pistols, Lanky pulls out his grape shooter, Tiny pulls out her feather bow, and Chunky pulls out his pineapple launcher.
DK: Put it down.
Waluigi: Oh, darn. The author doesn’t know any of my attacks! How will I fight?!
The Kongs beat him up. But…
Waluigi: Look! A monkey!
The Kongs look the other way, as Waluigi runs away.
Tiny: Wait, we’re monkeys.
Others: …
Diddy: How embarrassing.
Waluigi doesn’t get far, when he meets Luigi.
Waluigi: You?!
Luigi uses Green Missile, and that’s all it takes for him to drop the Ruby Star, since he’s still beat up.
Waluigi: Give it back!
He leaps at him, but Luigi steps aside.
Luigi: Art Attack!
A colorful line
appears around Waluigi, causing pain. This is too much for Waluigi, who
faints. The Kongs appear, and beat up Waluigi’s body. Luigi leaves.
SHROOBS/X-NAUTS AND SHADOW SIRENS/FELLOWSHIP/EVIL KONGS
E-Man is feeding Ultra Shrooms to P.T., Octorock, and Stinger 2. One hour later, they wake up, healed. All their scars and such seem to have vanished, too. They don’t seem to remember what happened, so he explains.
P.T., Octorock, and Stinger 2: Wow.
Suddenly, the Evil Kongs, Shroobs, and X-Nauts (plus Shadow Sirens) appear.
E-Man: (Good thing Octorock, Stinger 2, and P.T. woke up. These guys would cream me, otherwise.)
Karate: What?! Why are you all here?
Other Groups: POWER OBJECTS!
Karate: Us too!
Grodus: Then we must fight!
E-Man: Oh, great.
The fight begins.
WARIO/MARIO
Wario wakes up. He sees Magons, Cractyls, Clubasauruses, and Ankirons as far as his eyes can see.
Wario: WONDERFUL!
He beats the monsters up, and takes the money that remains. He soon sees the Sandworm.
Sandworm: Die!
The worm is wearing a samurai helmet with the shard on it. Wario beats him up like in Wario World. However…
Dual Dragon (STILL fused as one): Die! … Say, why was he wearing that helmet?
Wario: Uh oh… And I don’t know why.
Wario surprisingly beats him up with ease.
Wario: It was surprising to me, too.
Mario comes.
Wario: You again?!
Mario: Give me the shard.
Wario: Never!
Fludd: Mario! If you can strap a Power Object to me, I’ll be stronger!
Mario: Okey-dokey!
He straps the Gold Star to the machine. He squirts powerful water at his look-alike.
Wario: Ouch!
He runs around, and grabs Fludd. He rips him off Mario’s back, then does a pile-driver.
Mario: FLUDD!
Mario pulls out his half of the Golden Bananas, and becomes a mix between himself and a monkey.
Monkey Mario: … I didn’t know they did that. Oh well.
Mario goes, and attempts to scratch Wario’s eyes out. Wario grabs him, and tosses him. He runs over to attack him again, but Mario sticks out his new tail and trips the yellow man. He’s so fat, he rolls away, still with the shard.
Mario (who’s a human again): Better go follow him. But first…
He shoves a 1-Up
Mushroom into the nozzle of Fludd’s broken-off head. Suddenly, Fludd is
back together. Mario puts him on, and heads after Wario.
TATANGA
Tatanga: (How come it took me 'til now to be shown? Oh well...) OH MY DAD! I HAVE NO POWER ITEMS! AND MY TECHNO SUIT IS GONE!
He runs away.
He seems to be pretty much out of the contest, now.
KREMLINGS/CRYSTAL KING
Crystal King: You cannot have the Ice Land wand!
He turns into three of himself. They all throw Crystal Bits at the alligators, who run away.
K. Rool: (Cowards!) Die!
He suddenly changes to his boxing outfit from DK64, and punches one of the Crystal Kings. However, it was a fake. He punches another, revealing it as a fake, too. But before he can attack the real one, it freezes the reptile.
Crystal King: I wonder what other items are out there.
He leaves.
FELLOWSHIP/EVIL KONGS/X-NAUTS/SHROOBS/MARIO/WARIO
E-Man, Karate Kong, Grodus, and Princess Shroob are fighting.
Karate: Let’s see how you fight physically!
Karate takes the staff from Grodus, and uses it like a bo-staff. He lodges it in Grodus’s dome-head.
Grodus: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Grodus manages to pull it out, but he’s seriously damaged. Meanwhile, the princess comes in her robot chair.
E-Man: Timeout!
The alien and chair are frozen in time. E-Man pulls out a saw, and saws the legs of her throne. She falls to the ground, and unfreezes. Meanwhile, P.T., Sumo, Crump, and Yoob are fighting.
P.T.: Why do I have to fight all the fat guys?!
Sumo charges at him.
P.T.: Super Fist of the Nosehair: Summoning a Meteor!
He throws Crazy Packers Fan, Dark, and Thumbs at the fatties. CPF hits Sumo, Dark hits Crump, and Thumbs hits Yoob. Yoob eats the tourists, though. Crump bodyslams P.T., or at least tries to. But he catches him, and tosses him at Sumo. This knocks the wind out of him. Those two beat each other up. Meanwhile, P.T. is throwing boomerangs at Yoob. Now, Octorock, Dread, Beldam, and Brat are fighting.
Beldam: Time for… MAGIC!
She makes herself fast, so she can attack twice as much. She takes out Brat and Octorock with that advantage. Dread punches her though, knocking her out. Now, Stinger 2, Ninja, Marilyn, and Elder Shrooboid are fighting.
Stinger 2: All I can do is sting! What good am I?
Marilyn shocks him with lightning, knocking him out. Ninja quickly takes her out, but Elder takes out a bomb, and throws it at Ninja, knocking HIM out. Vivian is fighting Junior Shrooboid.
Vivian: Shade Fist!
She burns him, knocking him out easily. The winners are now revealed: E-Man, P.T., Dread, Elder, and Vivian. However, Wario rolls over them, and lands next to the wreckage of the princess’ chair. The princess wakes up, and takes his shard.
Princess Shroob: One to go!
Mario comes.
Mario: Oh no you don’t! Earth Tremor!
He uses he Diamond Star, and attacks the princess.
Commander Shroob: (Now’s my time to get the shard for the princess.)
He sneaks off.
KODY AND DOOPLISS/COMMANDER SHROOB
The two of them
are fighting some minions. Doopliss turns into a steamroller, and kills
the guards. However, Commander Shroob sneaks behind Kody, and takes the
shard. He rushes back outside to the battle.
FELLOWSHIP/EVIL KONGS/X-NAUTS/SHROOBS/WARIO/MARIO/JEWEL
Commander Shroob rushes back outside, and gives the shard to the princess.
Princess Shroob: Excellent!
She joins them all together.
Mario: Oh no!
E-Man: Oh no!
P.T.: Oh no!
Octorock: Oh no!
Stinger 2: Oh no!
Dread: Oh no!
Karate: Oh no!
Ninja: Oh no!
Beldam: Oh no!
Vivian: Oh no!
Kool-aid Guy: Oh yeah!
Everyone else is unconscious, or doesn’t know what’s happening. Or they’re Shroob people that are glad. The Cobalt Star glows, then stops. Elder Princess Shroob appears.
P.T.: That’s one ugly dude!
Elder Princess Shroob: I’m a female!
P.T.: Ouch.
She transforms. Suddenly the Black Jewel appears.
Elder Princess Shroob: DIE!
She stabs him with a tentacle. He faints.
Princess Shroob: Way to go, Sis!
Elder Princess Shroob: Silence, fool! You’re nothing without me!
She stabs her sister’s chest with a tentacle. The other Shroob minions and bosses rush to kill her, but she kills them instead. The Jewel wakes up, and steals all the items the Shroobs had.
Mario: You!
Suddenly, an orange line appears around the jewel, doing damage. Luigi appears. But the Jewel then he glows. Suddenly, there are a whole lot of Mushrooms.
Mushroom Chart:
Dark Brown: Dread
Gray: Karate
Gray (with tattoos
like Ninja): Ninja
Dark Gray: Sumo
Purple and Blue:
Beldam
Purple and Yellow:
Marilyn
Purple and Red:
Vivian
Yellow: Wario
Red: Kool-aid
Guy
Blacl Jewel: Hmm. I missed some.
Actually, he would’ve hit the Mario Bros, if not for their caps.
Grodus and Crump: Run away!
They run to the ship (which still has their minions on it) and leave.
E-Man: Let’s sneak into the castle.
The fellowship
sneak into the castle.
FELLOWSHIP/BOWSER’S CREW/BLACK JEWEL
The four members of the Fellowship catch up to the others.
E-Man: You wouldn’t believe what’s going on out there!
Kamek and Kammy appear.
Kamek: I’ve heard about you! You’re here for the Star Rod!
Kammy: Nothing doing!
Kamek: Now I must trap you in… TEH CLOSET!
(Note: Teh Closet is not created by me. It’s created by MarioMK1 of his own website. All the credit for that goes to him.)
Kamek pulls out his wand, and it glows. The Fellowship are sucked into the jewel on the end of his wand. They are in a room that looks like the cell where Lady Lima was held, but inside of the jewel on Kamek’s wand.
Kammy: Let’s tell Bowser.
Soon…
Bowser: Huh? Cool!
Suddenly, the Black Jewel bursts in.
Black Jewel: Time for new minions!
He shoots a laser from his eye, and it hits Bowser. Bowser turns into Giga Bowser.
Giga Bowser: RRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!
Kamek and Kammy
fly away. The Jewel then possesses the minions and Koopalings, after taking
all the items Bowser had.
X-NAUTS
Crump: Well it can’t be that bad! We still have some Power Objects! Plus, we only lost the Shadow Sirens!
Grodus: I’m seriously damaged. We must go to he who can fix technology! PhD!
Random PhD: Yes?
Grodus: Fix me!
PhD: Yes, sir.
MARIO BROS/ELDER PRINCESS SHROOB
Mario has somehow strapped all his Power Objects to Fludd. He squirts, and it destroys Elder Princess Shroob's crown. Luigi holds the Ruby Star. It circles the alien 1,000 times. She suffers critical damage.
Elder Princess: Ouch!
She slaps Luigi with a tentacle, hard. Mario and Luigi use their strongest Bros. Attacks on her. She turns into a ghost and flies away.
Luigi: That was easy!
Mario: Yeah!
Meanwhile, the spirit is floating around.
Spirit: I should’ve known. I’m not at maximum strength if I transform, shortly after emerging. I need to find someone to possess for a while. Wait, I have a better idea!
And so, she flies around. She takes the Mushrooms of Cackletta, Fawful, Queen Bean, Daisy, Beldam, Marilyn, Vivian, the Koopa Bros, Valentina, Jr. Troopa, Wario, Prince Peasley, Dread, Karate, Ninja, Sumo, and the Kool-aid Guy. Then she eats them. Suddenly, she transforms. She’s in her regular, untransformed form. But something’s different.
Elder Princess: Now I have the power of Cackletta, Fawful, Queen Bean, Daisy, the Shadow Sirens, the Koopa Bros, Valentina, Jr. Troopa, Wario, Prince Peasley, Dread Kong, Karate Kong, Ninja Kong, Sumo Kong, and the Kool-aid Guy!
Uh oh.
Elder Princess:
I’ll just sit back, and let the Jewel transform people. Then, I shall take
their power! The stronger, the better!
YOSHI/SMITHY GANG
Yoshi lands in Spideractus’s lair. He’s stuck in the web.
Spideractus: Now for lunch…
Suddenly, the Axem Rangers kill Spideractus.
Yoshi: You!
Axem Red: Surrender your items!
Yoshi: I have none.
But suddenly…
Yaridovich: Guys! I just heard that some psychotic quartet of Penguins that wanted to go to Antarctica somehow broke Star Road! It’s in pieces! We can collect them! Smithy is going to Mirror Mansion right now! And I detect another one nearby!
As they talk,
Yoshi sneaks to get one. He sees some wolves (Beanstalk Way’s equivalent
of Magons) carrying the Yellow Star Piece. Yoshi eats them, and throws
their eggs in the distance. He takes the star.
ARMY HAMMER BRO/VICTOR
The black-shelled Hammer Bro from Super Princess Peach is walking around Thwomp Volcano.
Army Hammer Bro: Where is it?
Victor lands in front of him.
Army Hammer Bro: ?
Victor (unconscious):
…
WALUIGI
Waluigi wakes up after his beating. He soon finds himself on a boat. It crashes, and he lands on top of the Bowser Sphinx in Pyramid Park. And he sees the Red Music Key.
Waluigi: Oh yeah! I forgot about these things! Wow… I'd better go get the others!
He runs away.
VICTOR AND ARMY HAMMER BRO
Army: Wow. I can’t believe it.
Victor: Me neither. I can’t believe we found each other, Brother.
Whoa. Plot twist.
Victor: Why are you here?
Army: I’m looking for the Red Star Piece. Why are you here?
Victor: I was beaten up.
Soon…
Mrs. Thwomp: YOU CANNOT HAVE THE STAR PIECE!
Victor and Army
smile. Victor draws his sword, and Army pulls out a giant, black, titanium
hammer. Soon, a pile of rubble is there, while the two brothers leave with
the Star Piece.
KING BOO, PETEY, CROCO, AND POPPLE/TOAD AND TOADETTE
The quartet is traveling across a generic area of the Mushroom Kingdom, doing that trick that involves Koopa shells and those stair-things, when they see a flagpole and mini-castle.
Popple: Hey! Let’s steal from that mini-castle!
Croco: I like the way you think.
King Boo: I don’t care. Unless there’s pizza in there. I could go for some.
Petey: Yeah, same here.
They go inside. In there, they see Toad and Toadette.
Toad: So. Mario and Luigi are gone. Yoshi is gone. Peach is missing her voice, amd Daisy’s a Mushroom that was eaten by Elder Princess Shroob. What can we do?
Toadette: Maybe this will help!
She’s holding the Blue Music Key.
Toad: Maybe.
Croco takes it. And Petey takes the pizza on the table.
Croco: How successful!
King Boo: (eating)
Couldn’t have said it better, myself!
FELLOWSHIP
The fellowship are still in Teh Closet.
P.T.: Now what?
E-Man: I’m not sure.
Kody: I thought you had the Almighty Star Rod. Bowser has the Star Rod of wishes. Why do you care?
E-Man: Well, the two of them are temporarily one in the same. You see…
Flashback!
Dumb Magikoopa: I wonder what will happen if I shoot geometric shapes at these two Star Rods.
He does. They fuse together, but still take the form of the Star Rod of Wishes. E-Man comes.
E-Man: Give me that!
He leaves.
Flashback over.
E-Man: They should separate about the time this FF ends.
P.T., Kody, Doopliss, Octorock, and Stinger 2: Ah.
Suddenly, Majora and the spies fall to the floor.
Majora: Kamek got us.
E-Man: Oh.
Voice: Hey!
Everyone looks over to see an old Noki man in a red shell.
Noki: You want to get out?
Fellowship: Yeah.
Noki: … Well I can’t help. I don’t know how to escape.
Fellowship:…
GRUBBA AND TUBBA BLUBBA
The Clubbas are at a payphone.
Tubba: Why are we here?
Grubba: Because.
We need some more help in getting the Power Objects.
WART
Wart is in his castle when the phone rings.
Wart: Hello? … No, I quit. … Oh, okay. *hangs up* Kids, I’m going. I don’t care what you think, I gotta try again!
He leaves his
castle.
RAWK HAWK/GONZALES JR. AND YOSHI
Rawk Hawk is in the middle of fighting Gonzales Jr. when Jolene interrupts.
Jolene: Rawk, phone call.
Rawk: Hello?
Grubba explains.
Rawk: Sweet! And with the Koopa Bros. out of the way, I can be the coolest of the cool!
He hangs up.
Rawk: Bye, fans! I’m going for now.
He leaves.
Jolene: I have a bad feeling about this. Isn’t this about the time when the Power Objects are stronger?
Gonzales Jr: I think so. I think I ought to go, too.
He leaves.
Audience: Now who’s going to fight?
Outside, he meets
Yoshi. They question each other, and explain their quests. Then, they join
forces.
X-NAUTS
Grodus: This is going to be tougher than we thought.
Crump: At least you’re fixed.
X-naut: Hey, dudes! We heard that the Light Blue Star Piece is somewhere in the Beanbean Kingdom.
Grodus: I guess
we know where we’re going.
SUNNYCIDE/CRYSTAL KING/K. ROOL
Sunnycide is walking around the Mushroom Kingdom. He just recently woke up from the event at Hollijolli Village.
Sunnycide: Is it true what I heard about the other Shroobs dying? Am I the only one left from the princess’ group? I’m so confused. Especially about why I’m speaking English! I mean, us Shroobs have, but even for me, I didn’t think I could!
He sees the Crystal King walk by.
Sunnycide: I wonder who that was.
He then sees K. Rool (still in his boxing suit) run by, apparently mad at the Crystal King, and chasing him.
Sunnycide: Honestly.
Plit is so weird. Glad I live on a different planet.
MARIO BROS.
The Mario Bros. are talking to E. Gadd.
Gadd: This Jewel is stronger than I thought. What do you have now?
Mario: The Sky Land wand, the Golden Bananas, the Marvelous Compass, the Diamond Star, the Gold Star, and the Ruby Star.
Luigi: I wonder where Yoshi is.
Gadd: Well, never mind that. I fear that things will get tougher. Be wary.
Mario Bros: We
will.
GENO AND TWINK
Geno: You know, that Jewel is becoming a problem. We should stop him.
Twink: Okay.
BLACK JEWEL AND GIGA BOWSER
The Black Jewel is sitting on Giga Bowser’s head, as they travel.
Black Jewel: Soon, no one will be able to stop me! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!