Lemmy: I’m back again! Here we are, eighteen losers are stuck on an unnamed island that the winner will get to name as well as receive one million coins! The two masses and members are listed below.
SEA SURFERS
Cortez, Skeleton
Pirate
Jonathan Johnny
Jones, Shark Pirate
Admiral Bobbery,
Sailor
Lord Crump, X-Naut
Leader
Flavio, Treasure
Hunter
Cheep Cheep,
Fish
Rip Van Fish,
Dinosnore
Dolphin, Performer
BOMBING BOSSES
Fawful, Annoyer
Doopliss, Body
Thief
King Boo, Boo
King
Kamek, Magician
Bowser, Koopa
King
Francis, Nerd
Cackletta, Witch
Smithy, Robot
Lemmy: Here comes the boat bringing the Sea Surfers over here.
Flavio: All the treasure here is mine!
Cheep Cheep: Uh, how am I supposed to live on land?
Lemmy: You will be in a mobile fish tank.
Lord Crump: Yo dude, I just locked JOHNNY in the bathroom.
JOHNNY: Let me out!
Cortez: I’ll let you out.
Dolphin: Anyone want to hear a joke?
Admiral Bobbery: Now how did I get dragged into this?
Rip Van Fish: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Lemmy: Wait, where’s the other mass?
JOHNNY: Ha, we win!
Lord Crump: Yo! We rule, dude!
Lemmy: Wait, I see them coming up from the sea, what happened?
Doopliss: Our ship hit a rock and sank.
Bowser: Why did we have to swim? After all, the other mass is made of fish.
King Boo: Shut up!
Cackletta: Hey Kamek, how come you’re not wet?
Kamek: I warped here form the sinking ship that FAWFUL had to crash.
Fawful: I have fury!
Francis: Why do you talk so weird?
Smithy: You’re the nerd, you’re supposed to know.
Lemmy: Well I see both masses have already started, so go out and find shelters and food. If you can!
>>Day 1<<
Sea Surfers
Flavio: Come on, we have to find treasure!
Lord Crump: Yo Dolphin, I’m going to pretend to see treasure in this hole, and then when he goes to look I’m going to push him down, man.
Dolphin: I dare you!
Lord Crump: Yo Flavio, I think there’s treasure in this hole!
Flavio: There is?! Where?!
Lord Crump: Look closely.
Lord Crump pushes Flavio down the hole.
Lord Crump: Hahahaha!
JOHNNY: Not cool!
Admiral Bobbery: That was pretty mean, Crump.
Lord Crump: Yeah, ok, dude.
Cheep Cheep: Let’s just help Flavio out of the hole.
Flavio: Thanks, guys.
JOHNNY: No problem.
Flavio, Treasure Hunter: That was really mean of him. I’m sure everyone else thought that, so he’d better watch out or he may be the first one to go home.
Rip Van Fish: We have to find the shelter so I can have a safe place to nap!
Dolphin: The Dinosnore is right!
Cortez: Bobbery, JOHNNY, and I should start chopping down the trees for wood.
Admiral Bobbery: And Dolphin, Crump, and Flavio should be the builders.
JOHNNY: What about Cheep Cheep and Rip Van Fish?
Flavio: I think they should be the designers, because fish are really smart.
Cheep Cheep: That’s right, I’m a genius!
Lord Crump: Coming through, dogs!
Cheep Cheep: What up with that?
Lord Crump: Felt like saying it, dude.
Cortez: TIMBER!
JOHNNY: Ha, I am JOHNNY, and here comes a falling tree!
Rip Van Fish: Nice work. Flavio, place the logs in a triangular formation.
Cheep Cheep: Dolphin, on two of the sides make an overhang covering most of the area; and Crump, put leaf roofing on top.
Admiral Bobbery: This is going to be a good shelter.
Rip Van Fish: Nice work! Now we’ve finished, so good night!
JOHNNY: Hey, you can’t fall asleep; we need to find food and water!
Cortez, Skeleton Pirate: I knew Rip Van Fish would be like this, that’s why I want to vote him off first.
Dolphin: I’m starving, let’s go find food.
Flavio: We’ll split up. Me, Crump, Cheep Cheep, and Rip Van Fish will search the forest, and Dolphin, JOHNNY, Cortez, and Bobbery will go by the harbor.
Lord Crump: Fine!
Flavio: Is that a banana tree?
Cheep Cheep: Yeah.
Lord Crump: I’ll go get the bananananananananananananans.
Rip Van Fish: Are you addicted to ban- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Lord Crump; Yeah, they are so fruity!
Flavio: I see a coconut tree, I’ll go climb it and get the coconuts.
Cheep Cheep: I think we got enough fruit for a couple of days.
Lord Crump: Yeah, let’s just not tell them where the food is, dog.
Rip Van Fish: Ok, let’s go back to ca- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Lord Crump, X-Naut Leader: I really hate Rip Van Fish, man. He is the least helpful, dog. I need to make an alliance to save myself, because of that joke I played on Flavio.
Flavio: Come on, let’s go back to camp.
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JOHNNY: Ha, we win!
Cortez: No we don’t, we need to find some food.
Admiral Bobbery: Dolphin, go in the water and catch some oysters.
Dolphin: Gotcha.
Dolphin goes in the water, and after about ten minutes comes back up.
Admiral Bobbery: Woah, that’s a lot. Let me crack them open, take the meat, and head back to camp.
Dolphin, Performer: Seeing as I got all this food, no one will even think about voting me off.
>>Bombing Bosses<<
Bowser: I need food!
Doopliss: Where do we find food?
Francis: Why, we have to hunt for it.
Cackletta: Can’t we just eat someone? I don’t feel like doing work toady.
Smithy: Shut up. You’re a bean, so why don’t we eat you!?
Fawful: Quiet, you fink rat!
King Boo: I’ll kill you if you say one more confusing word.
Kamek, Magician: Ok, I’ll only tell Bowser this but I can just make as much food as I want appear. I think Bowser and I will have a strong alliance going.
Bowser: Kamek, you come up with some ideas, smart one.
Kamek: Fine, let’s split up into search groups. Bowser and I will go look by the shore, and the rest of you go into the woods.
Cackletta: No way, that’s unfair! You guys have to take two more.
Bowser: We’ll take Francis and... King Boo.
Fawful: Fine, you fink rats, we will find food.
Doopliss: Let’s start.
Smithy: I will die if I do not eat in an hour.
Doopliss: Robots don’t eat.
Smithy: SHUT UP!
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Bowser, Koopa King: I knew Kamek could make food appear. Seeing as we had to pick two people to come, I took Francis because I know he won’t tell the others, and he’ll be easy to vote off later. I took King Boo because he hates Mario and Luigi, too.
Kamek: Hey guys, I got food.
King Boo: You do?
Francis: Give me the protein-enriched nutrients!
Bowser: English, please.
Francis: Give me the food!
Bowser: That’s better.
Kamek: Fine, but promise not to tell anyone.
King Boo and Francis: Promise.
Kamek: Ok, what do you want to eat, Bowser?
Bowser: A steak, two cheeseburgers, and some potato chips.
Kamek: King Boo?
King Boo: Some fish.
Francis: I would truly fancy some high protein bananas, some vitamin-enriched caviar, and a glass of soy tea.
Kamek: You really are a nerd. Ok, so a steak, two cheeseburgers, potato chips, fish, bananas, caviar, soy tea, and a hot dog for me coming right up.
In a quick flash all the food magically appears.
Bowser: CHOW TIME!
King Boo: Yeah!
Francis: Yeah, edible nutrient-enriched substances!
King Boo, Boo King: Francis thinks he’s so good because he says big, nerdy words no one understands. If we lose the challenge I want him gone.
In the woods...
Cackletta: Where is the food? I’m starving!
Fawful: Yeah, find it, Pops!
Smithy: You know I could kill you all in one blow.
Doopliss: He isn’t working hard because he doesn’t even have to eat.
Cackletta: Yeah, put yourself to use, you bucket of bolts!
Smithy: You are lucky I didn’t bring any weapons with me.
Fawful: We’ve been here for hours, let’s just head back to our rock-based cave we found and hope they found food.
At their camp...
Cackletta: Please tell me you found food!
Kamek: No, and we’re starving! *wink, wink*
Doopliss: Guess we have to go to bed hungry.
Bowser: Yeah.
>>Day 2<<
Bombing Bosses
Kamek: Morning everyone, sleep well?
Everyone Else: NO, the floor was soooo hard!
Kamek, Magician: Truth be told, I made a pillow and bed appear, and set an alarm only I can hear to wake me up early and make the bed disappear. I may do the same for Bowser.
Doopliss: Let’s go look for more food.
Cackletta: Fine!
The two search groups split up.
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Kamek: Ok, same as yesterday.
Bowser: Supersize mine and add in fries.
King Boo: Add a bowl of pasta to mine.
Francis: I would truly adore a serving dish of steamy, lukewarm, and nutrient-dense tacos, please.
Bowser, Koopa King: Francis and his nerd language are really getting on my nerves. If he doesn’t stop and we lose the challenge I will try to get King Boo and Kamek to allign with me and get rid of him.
Kamek: Hey Francis.
Francis: What?
Kamek: JAM!
Francis: Do elaborate this “jam” you verbalize of.
Kamek: It’s something only cool people know.
Francis: I am cool. Besides, everyone knows Bowser is the dorkiest here.
Bowser: WHAT?!
Bowser tackles Francis to the ground.
Bowser: That will teach you to insult me!
Kamek: Everyone done eating? Good, let’s head back to camp.
With the other group...
Cackletta: Where is all the food?
Doopliss: Quiet, look.
Fawful: A flock of Goonies.
Cackletta: Food.
Smithy: WHAT FOOD? I DON’T SEE ANY!
The flocks of Goonies fly away.
Doopliss: Smithy, you bumbling idiot, you cost us our lunch and dinner!
Smithy: I will kill you guys.
Fawful: Let’s just go back to camp and see if the other group found any.
At camp...
Cackletta: Please tell me you guys found food!
Kamek: No, not a thing!
Doopliss: We would have had food for the day if SMITHY hadn’t scared the flock of Goonies away.
Smithy, Robot: Everyone blames me for the reason the flock flew away. I’m not programmed to talk softly.
King Boo: Look! It’s a Koopa.
Bowser: Are you here to give us food?
Koopa: Um, no. I have a telegram about the reward challenge. Here it goes: At seven you will come to the shore. If you win you’ll be full for sure. Pick two foods and if you win, You’ll get them from the magical bin. Seeya.
Fawful: We have to win this.
>>Sea Surfers<<
Cortez: Morning, peoples.
JOHNNY: Hi, time to eat.
Cheep Cheep: Let’s be wise about how much we eat.
Admiral Bobbery: Yeah, then we have to find something to do for the rest of the day.
Dolphin: We could do skits.
Flavio: We could treasure hunt.
Lord Crump: We can make rap songs, dudes.
Rip Van Fish: No, we must get as much salt water as we can, and put it in the sun so the salt evaporates and we have fresh water.
Dolphin: The Dinosnore is right, let’s do it.
Rip Van Fish, Dinosnore: I know I snore a lot, but I don’t like it when Dolphin calls me that. I haven’t taken a nap all day, and I’m not planning to. He may have to be the first to go.
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JOHNNY: I’ll take a couple gallons.
Cortez: I’ll double what JOHNNY takes.
Admiral Bobbery: I’ll triple what JOHNNY gets.
Lord Crump: Yo dudes, I’ll double what Bobbery triples, man.
Koopa: I can see your mass is doing much better than the other one. Here is a telegram about the reward challenge: At seven you will come to the shore. If you win you’ll be full for sure. Pick two foods and if you win, you’ll get them from the magical bin. Seeya.
Cheep Cheep: It’s ok if we lose.
Flavio: But the more food, the better.
>>Reward Challenge<<
Lemmy: Hello, I see you guys are struggling here already.
Doopliss: Because of Smithy.
Lemmy: Sea Surfers, you guys are doing fine.
JOHNNY: Rip Van Fish is a great leader.
Lemmy: Interesting. So Sea Surfers, what food items have you chosen?
Cortez: We haven’t thought about it much.
Cheep Cheep: But how about saucy bread and cheese?
Flavio: Why?
Cheep Cheep: So we can make pizza.
Dolphin: Oh yeah! My favorite.
Lemmy: Bombing Bosses?
Smithy: Salad dressing and Baking oil.
Cackletta: Oil? You know what, that was pretty selfish of you.
Fawful, Annoyer: I think Smithy’s the biggest jerk ever. If we win we will drink the oil and not let him have any. Sure, it will be disgusting, but we’ve got to.
Lemmy: Ok, for this challenge each team will send one member up the ladder into the tree. Once at the top, the next member will climb, but they must stop a bar below where the other member did, meaning they will have to jump the rest of the way. If one member falls that member must start again. First team to get all their members up the tree wins. Any questions?
Kamek: Can we use magic?
Lemmy: ... Yes, but only to teleport yourself to the top, not others. Everyone get ready... Set... Go!
Rip Van Fish: Ok, the bad jumpers must go first, so first I’ll go, and then Cheep Cheep, and we’ll work from there.
Kamek: Ok, Smithy, since you’re the heaviest, go first, then Bowser, then Francis, then Doopliss, then Cackletta, then King Boo, then Fawful, and then me.
Rip Van Fish: Next, how about Dolphin, and then Bobbery.
Doopliss; I don’t think I can jump this far.
Smithy: Come on!
Doopliss: Fine, I- Ahhhh!
Lemmy: Doopliss is down and must start again.
Rip van Fish: Crump, come on, you can make it.
Lord Crump falls.
Lemmy: Lord Crump is down and must start over.
Lord Crump: Told you.
Cackletta and King Boo make it across.
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!
Smithy: That’s nice, but we kind of got a challenge to win.
Kamek: Yes! We win! Now to teleport.
Kamek does.
Lemmy: The Bombing Bosses win!
Smithy: Yes, food!
Cackletta: No, it’s for us!
Kamek: None for me.
Bowser: Or me.
King Boo: Or me.
Francis: I would not appreciate any oils today, thanks.
Doopliss: Wow, more for us three.
Flavio, Treasure Hunter: I’m not mad we lost the challenge, since we’ve got a lot of food. I’m sure everyone else feels the same way, too.
>>Day 3<<
>>Sea Surfers<<
JOHNNY: Ha, I’m the first to wake up!
Cortez: Doesn’t matter.
Rip Van Fish: We’ve got to check on the water.
Cheep Cheep: Who’s going to taste it to see if there is salt in it?
Lord Crump: I’ll be the brave dude.
Lord Crump takes a sip of it.
Lord Crump: Fine by me, dog.
Admiral Bobbery: Then let’s drink up.
JOHNNY, Shark Pirate: This is too good, someone has to be bad. It seems if we lose no on will know who to vote for?
Dolphin: I’m blue.
Cortez: We can see.
Dolphin: No, I’m sad.
JOHNNY: Why?
Dolphin: I wanted to have pizza.
Lord Crump: So? At least we’ve got food, dude.
Cheep Cheep: What should we do today?
Dolphin: Let’s ask the Dinosnore.
Rip Van Fish: That’s it. I’m sick of you calling me a Dinosnore, I haven’t taken a nap since I got here.
Dolphin: So we arrived a couple of minutes ago?
Cortez: You’re not funny, and you never will be.
JOHNNY: Rip Van Fish is really smart and helpful.
Dolphin: If you don’t want to sleep, then yes.
Rip Van Fish: Could you please stop?
Dolphin: Could you please stop SNORING and SLEEPING?!
Rip Van Fish: ...
Dolphin: ... What’s the matter?
Rip Van Fish: ...
Dolphin: What did I do?
Rip Van Fish: ... Nothing, except you’ve been making fun of me ever since I arrived.
Admiral Bobbery: Are you that mean, Dolphin?
Dolphin: ... I’m sorry. Apology accepted?
Rip Van Fish: Fine, if you promise not to say one more mean thing about me again.
Dolphin: Fine, friends again?
Rip Van Fish: Friends.
JOHNNY: We still need to find something to do.
Flavio: We could treasure hunt.
Dolphin: We could have a comedy show.
Cheep Cheep: We could have a math contest.
Lord Crump: We could have a rap contest, dude.
JOHNNY: Ha, we could play poker.
Koopa: Or you could prepare for this challenge. Hhere’s the song: Tonight teamwork will be a need, If you want to succeed. Get on the raft in the water, Or things will get a little hotter.
Admiral Bobbery: Weird.
>>Bombing Bosses<<
Fawful: I have fury!
Cackletta: I want more food!
Bowser: I want a good night‘s sleep.
Kamek: Oh man, this is like paradise.
Doopliss: Because you’ve used magic the whole time.
Smithy: I hate you all.
Francis: We extremely dislike you, too.
King Boo: I feel great!
Doopliss, Boy Thief: If we lose tonight’s challenge this is going to be a tough one. I could get rid of Francis, because he’s an annoying nerd. I could get rid of Smithy, because he’s a big jerk. Cackletta could go because she seems to be a leader here and hasn’t even come close to doing anything wrong. Kamek is a big threat with his magic, so maybe he should go. Bowser may be a threat with Kamek; if we get rid of one it will weaken them. Fawful and King Boo have been fine, which is bad if I want to win. Tough choices.
Cackletta: I say we go hunt.
Bowser: Fine.
The two groups split up.
At the shore...
Kamek: Ok, so same again?
Bowser: Yeah, but add in a soda.
King Boo: Yeah.
Kamek makes the food appear.
Francis: Thank you for this delectable cuisine.
Bowser, Koopa King: That does it, nerd boy is gone tonight.
In the woods...
Cackletta: Look, it’s another flock of Goonies.
Doopliss: So they don’t get scared by SMITHY, why don’t you hit them with an energy ball?
Fawful: Good idea, fink rat.
Fawful does and hits ten Goonies, killing them.
Smithy: Yuck, I hate meat.
Cackletta: Good, because this is ours!
Doopliss: Let’s go to camp and start a fire.
Fawful: Alrighty.
At their camp...
Cackletta: We have food!
Bowser: We found food, but we ate it.
Doopliss: ... You guys are lucky we got more than enough food, since Smithy’s not eating.
King Boo, Boo King: That was a dumb move telling them we found food. Now they might start to realize we’ve been holding out on the food.
Kamek: Hey, it’s a Koopa.
Koopa: I have a name, it’s Kappa. Anyway, here’s a song about tonight’s challenge: Tonight teamwork will be a need, If you want to succeed. Get on the raft in the water, Or things will get a little hotter. Peace out, homies!
Fawful: Man, mental people these days.
Smithy: (mumbling) I wouldn’t be talking.
>>Immunity Challenge<<
The two masses arrive at the seashore.
Lemmy: Well, how’s everyone doing?
Cackletta: Not hungry.
Lemmy: I see you guys finally found food.
Doopliss: We would have had more if it weren’t for Smithy.
Lemmy: Sea Surfers, how has the dominant mass been doing?
Cheep Cheep: We all have been working well together, and haven’t really had any problems.
Lemmy: Tonight will be a problem. In this challenge, each team has a raft out in the sea. The thing is, only two players may swim across. The others must figure out a way to cross. First team to get all the members across, wins. Now, I know Kamek is going to ask about magic, so I’ll answer It now. You can warp yourself across, but not everyone because only two people can land at the same time. And once you reach the raft, all you can do is sit there and look pretty, which may be hard for some of you. One last thing, no one can fall of the raft once on, or you will automatically lose.
Cackletta: I wouldn’t be talking, Mr. Ugly!
Lemmy: Fine then. Teams, get in position, get set... Go!
Cheep Cheep: Ok, since all of us can swim, we’re going to have some carriers. Dolphin will touch water, carrying Bobbery, Flavio, and Crump. JOHNNY will swim carrying Rip Van Fish and me, while Cortez can get into skull form and float across, but everyone must get off one by one.
Cackletta: Kamek will warp himself and Francis across, Doopliss will swim, King Boo will float across, Fawful and I will fly, Bowser will swim, and Smithy can fly.
The two swimmers for the Sea Surfers slowly swim across, while Kamek, Francis, Cackletta, King Boo, and Fawful are already across. Bowser and Doopliss are close. On the other side, the swimmers are about to let their loads off.
Cackletta: Come on, Smithy! You’re the last one! We can win this!
Smithy: Here I a-
Smithy slips, causing everyone to spill off the raft and giving a victory to the Sea Surfers.
Cheep Cheep: Yeah!
JOHNNY: Ha! We win!
Cortez: I knew this would be easy.
Lord Crump: Yo dogs, you dudes got owned!
Rip Van Fish: This was too easy.
Dolphin: You guys stink!
Flavio: Do we win the treasure now?
Admiral Bobbery: Another win for us.
Cackletta: Smithy, this was your entire fault.
Lemmy: Congratulations, Sea Surfers. As for Bombing Bosses, see you guys tonight at the Mass Massacre.
>>Mass Massacre<<
The eight losers walk in with looks of disparity on their faces.
Lemmy: Hey losers. So you guys blew it. Any comments?
Doopliss: This was all Smithy’s fault.
Everyone else but Smithy: We agree!
Lemmy: Well that’s nice, but seeing as I’ve got a life, let’s start this so I can blast one of you losers into the sea. Fawful, go vote.
Fawful goes to vote.
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Cackletta goes to vote.
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Doopliss goes to vote.
Doopliss, Body Thief: Goodbye forever, fool!
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King Boo goes to vote.
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Kamek goes to vote.
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Bowser goes to vote.
Bowser, Koopa King: Don’t worry; I’ll beat you up after this again.
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Francis goes to vote.
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Smithy goes to vote.
Lemmy: I’ll tally the votes.
Lemmy goes and comes back.
Lemmy: The first vote is for... Cackletta, the second goes to... Cackletta, the third vote is for... Francis. That’s two votes Cackletta, one vote Francis. The next vote is for Francis. Two for Cackletta, two for Francis. The fifth vote is for... Smithy, and the next vote goes to... Smithy. That’s two votes for Cackletta, Francis, and Smithy. The next vote goes to... Smithy... Folks, the first person voted off is... Smithy. Smithy please crack the torch over someone’s head.
Smithy cracks it over Cackletta’s head.
Cackletta: Ahhhhhhhh! That hurt!
Lemmy: Smithy, please step in the cannon. The mass has spoken.
Smithy gets blasted into the horizon and makes what could be the biggest cannonball ever.
Who voted for
whom?
Fawful: Smithy
(Cackletta told him to, and must obey her)
Cackletta: Smithy
(Annoying, stupid, and reason they lost the challenge)
Doopliss: Smithy
(Jerk)
King Boo: Smithy
(No reason to vote anyone else off but him)
Bowser: Francis
(Too big of a nerd)
Kamek: Francis
(Annoys him with his nerdy vocabulary)
Francis: Cackletta
(Her leadership made her a threat)
Smithy: Cackletta
(Accuses him of everything)
Smithy, Robot: This is the stupidest. I get stuck with all the morons every time. They knew they had to get me, because I was the strongest. When I get back I’m sending the Axem Rangers after them, even if the show is still in progress, so look out!