Mario, Luigi, and Louie are listening to music in their new ship.
Mario: Change the station!
Louie: NO WAY! This is my favorite song!
Mario: Well I hate it!
Louie: Well I don't care!
Luigi: Boy I wish those guys would quit fighting.
Luigi notices something on a green screen.
Luigi: Hey guys, what’s that screen for?
Mario: Not now, Luigi, I'm trying to hear my song!
Luigi: But guys-
Louie: MARIO! I want this song!
Luigi: *sigh*
Luigi looks out the back window.
Luigi: Uh... Guys?
Mario: Not now, Luigi!
Luigi: But it-
Louie: HEY! We’re being chased!
Mario: Huh?
Mario looks at the green screen.
Mario: Luigi, you should have warned us!
Luigi: ...
A Bullet Bill hits the ship!
Louie: CRUD! We’re sitting ducks here!
Luigi: Then let’s move!
Louie: I'm going!
Louie hits a few buttons, and the ship goes faster.
Mario: We’re still getting hit!
Louie: We’re getting a transmission!
Mario: What is it?
A screen comes down.
Lord Crump: Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! How are you all?
Luigi: LORD CRUMP! HOW DARE YOU?!
Lord Crump: How dare I what?!
Mario: How dare you trick us?!
Lord Crump: Oh yeah, sorry I tricked you, but I know how to make it up!
Luigi: How?
Lord Crump: I'll let you guys go, but Slash and Kristi can't know about it.
Mario: Slash and who?
Lord Crump: Never mind, but I'll open a wormhole that will lead you to safety!
Mario: REALLY?!
Lord Crump: BUH! You bet!
Luigi: Sweet! OPEN IT, BEFORE WE GET BLASTED AWAY!!!
Lord Crump: Oh all right, here you go!
A light flashes ahead of them, and a wormhole opens up.
Lord Crump: Have a safe flight!
Louie: Transmission ended! Are you sure we should go in there?
The ship is hit again!
Luigi: If it leads anywhere but here, I say we go!
Mario: Yeah!
Louie: Ok, next stop is that wormhole!
They fly the ship into the wormhole.
Slash: Lord Crump, they fell for it!
Lord Crump: Buh! Soon they'll all be spider bait!
Mario: So this is a wormhole.
Louie: Ugh, I hate it.
Luigi: Why?
Louie: You’re about to find out!
They go into the wormhole, and suddenly go at 1,000 miles per second!
Everyone screams, but since they're in a wormhole they can’t hear each other.
Luigi: .........!!!
Mario: ...?
Louie: ..........!!!
They suddenly come out of the wormhole, and head straight for a strange planet!
Mario: Woah! I'm never going in that again!
Luigi leans over and... you know.
Louie: Yuck, man!
The ship starts to shake!
Mario: What's going on?
Louie: We’re heading for that planet!
Luigi: Maybe it's ours.
Mario: We'll never know, unless we check it out!
They head for the planet.
Luigi: You know, maybe we should turn around.
Louie: Yeah, it's pro-
A giant cannonball hits the ship, and it explodes!
Everyone: AUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!
Mario crashes on the ground!
Mario: Uhhh...
Mario sees a few figures come and look at him. They then grab him and take towards a castle.
Mario: Lu...igi...
Mario passes out. The figures take him to the castle and throw him into a room.
Three hours later…
Mario: Ugh.
Mario starts to wake up.
Mario: Where am I?
Mario looks around to see he is in a big, fancy room.
Mario: HEY! Luigi, Louie! Are you guys here?
Mario looks ahead to see someone coming. He tries to hide.
????: No need for hiding, Mario, we already know you’re there.
Mario comes out from behind a chair, and gets a good look at three Koopas.
Koopa: Mario, you have been sent here by Lord Crump.
Mario: How do you know?
Koopa: Ha ha ha ha ha! You really don't know?!
Mario gets mad at the Koopa.
Mario: Of course I don't know, how would I?!
Koopa: Never mind, you would have been sent here anyway.
Mario: I don't understand.
Koopa: Good, I'm glad!
Mario charges at the Koopa, but the other two grab him and punch him down!
Mario: Ow!
Koopa: Trying to fight me is useless.
Mario: I have to try!
Mario gets up and tries to attack the Koopa again, but just as before he is knocked down.
Koopa: ENOUGH! Take him to the mighty Tolstar!
Mario: Tolstar? I've heard that name before.
The Koopas take Mario to a big throne room.
???????: Is this the next one?
Koopa: Master Tolstar! We have the famous Mario with us!
Tolstar: MARIO?! Bring him here!
The Koopas drop him in front of Tolstar.
Mario: Tolstar! I thought me and Luigi beat you long ago!
Tolstar: Heh, but I recovered, and I found out I am related to the great Moustafa!
Mario: You’re not even the same species!
Tolstar: Errrm... I may have made that up, but I was made king of this planet!
Mario: I demand you let me free!
Tolstar: Sorry, but all who are sent here are to be fed to Tarantox!
Mario: Who?
Tolstar: You don't remember him? Boy you have bad memory. Anyway, you’re going to be eaten tomorrow, so have your last breaths today. SAM!
Nothing happens.
Tolstar: SAM! COME HERE, NOW!!!
A white Yoshi wearing brown, stitched, shaggy clothes and a pointy hat comes into the room.
Sam: Y-Yes, my King?
Tolstar: Take him to the dungeon!
Sam: Yes, my King.
Sam looks at Mario and his eyes widen.
Tolstar: Is something the matter?
Sam: I think I have seen him before, my King.
Tolstar: OF COURSE YOU'VE SEEN HIM BEFORE! He's the famous Mario, everyone has seen him before! Now get him to the dungeon, before I hit your head harder than that coconut did!
Sam: Yes, my King!
Sam takes Mario gently by the arm, and leads him out of the room.
Mario: I think I've seen you before, too.
Sam: Shh! I am not to speak.
Mario: But no-
Sam: Shh!
Mario looks at the Yoshi. He seems to be very skinny and hungry. The clothes aren't much better, but Yoshis don't need to wear clothes.
Mario: Are you fed here?
Sam: Once a day, and only crumbs.
Mario: Why not more?
Sam: I am not as important.
Mario: I think all should be fed fairly.
Sam looks in shock at Mario.
Sam: You know, if you had said that in front of the king, you would have been sent to Tarontox right then and there!
Mario: He's no king! He's just a weakling who lied to be king!
Sam steps back from Mario.
Sam: You really are brave.
Mario: It helps to be.
Sam takes Mario and leads him to the dungeon, but Mario sees they pass the dungeon room and go even lower.
Mario: Shouldn't we have-
Sam: Trust me!
Sam leads Mario to a door and lets him go in it.
Sam: Make yourself at home.
Mario walks into a giant room, filled with other people.
Sam: EVERYONE! You have a new prisoner!
?????: MARIO! I missed you!
Luigi goes through the crowd of people and hugs Mario!
Mario: Ok, Luigi! This is enough!
Someone else goes through the crowd toward Sam.
??????: You don't remember me, forgot, erased from memory, have you forgotten you live with us?
Sam looks at the brown Koopa.
Sam: I don't even know you!
??????: I can't believe that coconut did this! Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyy?!
????: HEY! Sam, get up here, NOW!
Sam: Coming! I have to go.
Sam leaves and locks the door. The Koopa comes out of the crowd, to reveal Morton!
Morton: WAAAAAAIT!!!
Morton pounds on the door!
Morton: COOOOME BAAAAACK!!!
Mario: MORTON?!
Morton turns to see Mario.
Morton: Mario! I can’t believe you’re here!
Mario: And I can’t believe you’re here. What happened?
Morton: It all started on that ship, I had managed to get away from my cell, but when I got out guards were around every corner. Me and Ultimate Yoshi managed to get through to the hangar, but when we got out we fell for a trick by Lord Crump. When we crashed here, I found Ultimate Yoshi laying on the ground, passed out. I carried him across the planet, searching for food, when I saw a coconut tree!
Mario: Do coconut trees even exist here?
Morton: Of course they do! Now, I was trying to get one down, but then one fell on Ultimate Yoshi's head, and when he woke up we were captured, and even worse Tolstar took the opportunity to have a new minion, so he told Ultimate Yoshi that he has been a slave for him for ten years now. And now Ultimate Yoshi remembers nothing.
Mario: Dang it! And tomorrow we get eaten!
Morton: Actually, we won't be eaten at all!
Mario: Huh?
Luigi: Yeah, Mario! See, since you were brought here instead of the dungeon, you won't be eaten!
Mario: Why was I brought here though?
Morton: If Ultimate Yoshi thinks you can be his friend, he brings you here!
Mario: Isn't it against the rules?
Morton: Apparently, Ultimate Yoshi doesn't care!
Mario: Can we escape here?
Morton: Maybe.
Luigi: There must be a way.
Morton: I dunno. I've been looking, but I can't find a way out.
Mario: Where’s Louie?
Luigi: I don't know, he wasn't brought here.
Mario: You mean he's in the real dungeon?
Luigi: I dunno.
Mario starts pacing.
Mario: So we’re out of danger, but Louie isn't.
Mario continues pacing. The door opens, and Sam comes back in.
Sam: Hey guys!
Everyone: Hey.
Mario: Ultimate Yoshi! Please let us go!
Sam: Why does everyone call me that?! My name is Sam!
Morton: No it’s not!
Sam: Calm down everyone, tomorrow the X-Nauts are coming here!
Everyone starts panicking.
???: We’re doomed!
?????: We should run, NOW!
????: We’re all gonna be thrown in the Yux Tank!
Sam: STOP!!!
Everyone stops.
Sam: I think they're just coming for a rest, ok?
Mario: Are you sure?
Sam: Positive!
Luigi: Ok, I just hope you’re right...
Meanwhile…
Lord Crump: Bunny, come here!
An X-Naut PhD comes into the room.
Bunny: Don't call me that!
Lord Crump: I will, or you’re going to fall to our new machine!
Bunny: *gulp* What do you need, Lord Crump?
Lord Crump: How is that "Robot" coming?
Bunny: It's just about done.
Lord Crump: Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! My new "buddy" will find Mario, Luigi, and that Shy guy!
Bunny: I like your humor there, sir.
Lord Crump: Right, now let’s get down to that planet!
The X-Ship starts to speed up!
Bunny: But we already know that Mario is on that planet, right?
Lord Crump: Buh! But I know now that Mario is hiding, somewhere in that castle, and I want to find him!
Bunny: Oh.
Bunny walks away.
Lord Crump: Mario, you will be found!
Bunny walks into the laboratory, where the "Robot" is being made.
Bunny: Is it done yet?
X-Naut PhD: Oh, it’s done all right!
In the middle of the room is a large container holding a strange robot.
Robot: (robotic voice) Activating sensors, searching for Mario...
Bunny: I know we'll get a promotion for this! Ah ha ha ha ha!
To Be Continued...
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