The Revenge of the X-Nauts

By Ultimate Yoshi

It was mid-afternoon in Rogueport, about 2 years since the incident with the Crystal Stars and the X-Nauts. The day was like any other day: Bandits were running around stealing from people, guys were getting beat up; but today something different was going to happen.

Gus: Ok, I don't see ‘em.

Garf: Are you sure?

Gus: No, I'm standing out in the open and I'm getting beat up. OF COURSE I'M SURE!!!

Gus slaps his hands on his mouth.

Vinny: Hey! I think I just heard ‘em!

Tony: They won't get away with stealin’ from da shop!

Gus: Dude, we gotta run for it!

Garf: Nice going!

Vinny: HEY! There dey are!

Tony: GET ’EM!!!

Gus and Garf start running towards the East Side of Rogueport when they crash into two X-Nauts.

X-Naut: HEY! Watch where you’re going, idiots! We’re on important business!

Gus: Shut up!

Gus and Garf hit them both with their spears and run off, with Vinny and Tony chasing after them.

X-Nauts: Ow!

X-Naut #1: COME BACK, YOU COWARDS!!!

X-Naut #2: Woah, Sam. We'll get our revenge on them soon enough. We need to get to Grodus!

Sam: FINE! Let's get going then!

The two X-Nauts head off to the pipe that takes them underground. After that they enter the room with the teleporter in it, and they teleport to the X-Naut fortress.

Sam: Wow, this place is just like I remember it.

They go to the room where Grodus usually was 2 years ago. After entering they see TONS of X-Nauts everywhere!

Lord Crump: All right, everyone, settle down, we’re about to begin.

All the X-Nauts: X!

(Note: When an X-Naut says X! like that they're crossing their arms to make an X, so they're not saying anything.)

The other door opens and Grodus hops out.

(Another Note: In case you don't know, Grodus is just a head now.)

Grodus: X-Nauts, I, Grodus, master of you all, promises-

The door the two X-Nauts opened earlier opens again, and another X-Naut comes in and looks around.

X-Naut: Um... Am I late?

Lord Crump grabs him and pounds him for being late.

Grodus: As I was saying, I promise you all revenge on Mario and this world!

The crowd cheers loudly! Lord Crump goes into the other room and comes back out.

Lord Crump: Grodus, it's ready for a test run!

Grodus: Wow, already?! Good, get a team of X-Nauts ready to find a specimen for a test run on it!

Lord Crump: Gotcha, sir!

Grodus: Yes, now hurry up!

Lord Crump goes back in the other room. The X-Naut that was late goes up to Grodus.

X-Naut: Um... Gro- I mean sir. why are we getting revenge on Mario? I thought we were good guys now?

Grodus: WHAT?! We were never good guys! We fooled Mario and his pathetic friends into thinking we were good guys, and now the time has come for our revenge!

X-Naut: Um... Yeah, I remember now. Um... I think I'm going to, uh, go to the restroom...

Grodus: Hmm... Something is wrong with you.

The X-Naut starts panicking.

X-Naut: Um... N-No, nothing’s wrong! I just need to go to the restroom! Uh, bye!

The X-Naut runs to the locker room, which is empty.

X-Naut: That was too close.

The X Naut takes off the suit to reveal Koops!

Koops: Whew! It's hot in there. I need to tell Mario all that's happened.

Koops goes to open the door, when it is opened by someone else.

Koops: Uh oh...

Koops opens a locker and jumps in it. He shuts it just in time before an X-Naut comes in.

X-Naut: Gee, finally! After two years of waiting, we'll have our- Hey who left this on the floor?

Koops: (CRUD! I forgot to pick up the suit!)

X-Naut: I was in here a minute ago and this wasn't here...

The X-Naut looks around the room.

X-Naut: Someone besides me must be in here!

Koops: (NO NO NO!!! NOBODY IS IN HERE!!!)

The X-Naut looks all around the room. Then he remembers the lockers.

X-Naut: I know you’re in here somewhere!

Koops: (Oh boy, here it comes!)

The X-Naut opens one of the lockers, and another and another.

X-Naut: Well, this is the only one left. You’d better get ready for a pounding!

Koops listens to the handle on the locker go click and watches the door open, but before the door opens all the way…

X-Naut: Wait a second, maybe when I first came in I just didn't notice it... Oops.

The X-Naut shuts the locker door and the other lockers too.

X-Naut: I’d better get back to the meeting.

The X-Naut walks out the door.

Koops: Whew! That was WAYYY too close!

Koops opens the locker door a crack and looks out. Seeing no one, he opens the door all the way and steps out.

Koops: Now to get out of here and tell Mario about this!

Koops opens the room’s door and goes into the hallway. But the second the door closes behind him-

Lord Crump: GET HIM!!!

Six Elite X-Nauts come down from the ceiling and pound Koops until he passes out.

Lord Crump: Bleh bleh bleh bleck! Wait, no, it's Gaaaaack ack ack! No no no, it's Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh!

Koops awakens to find he is on a big, metal plate. He is held on it by little pieces of metal that are nailed down.

Koops: HEY! Help! Somebody HELP!

Lord Crump: Oh, so your awake!

Lord Crump goes over to Koops.

Lord Crump: I wanted you to at least see my newest and greatest invention I have ever made before the operation.

Koops: OPERATION?! What are you going to do with me?!

Lord Crump: Let's just say you’re going to forget all about Mario, and that you’re going to join up with the X-Nauts!

Koops: I would never do that! Besides, I'm not all that strong; what good am I on your team?

Lord Crump: Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! That's another thing my invention can fix!

Koops: How did you know I was in that room?

Lord Crump: When you talked to Grodus, he X-rayed you and told me to set up an ambush!

Koops: Then why didn't that one X-Naut just attack me?

Lord Crump: We needed a distraction for you so we could set up the ambush. If he attacked you alone you would have probably won.

Koops: True.

Lord Crump: But enough talk. Let me show my invention!

Lord Crump goes to the back of the room, where a big machine is. He jumps into it and a giant laser comes out of it and aims at Koops.

Lord Crump: So do you like it? I call it the Blaster!

Koops: Um... That's kinda unoriginal.

Lord Crump: I don't care! Now let's blast you!

The machine rolls over to Koops and aims at him.

Lord Crump: Blaster FIRE!

Blaster: (robotic voice) Battery low, must recharge. But while I do I'll keep you entertained with music.

Music starts.

Lord Crump: Ugh, I hate music.

Lord Crump changes the machine’s battery.

Lord Crump: Now then, Blaster FIRE!

Blaster then fires a big laser!

Koops: NOOOOOOOO!!!

The laser hits Koops with tremendous force. Then the machine stops and shuts down.

Lord Crump: Finally!

Koops closes his eyes and starts to grow bigger until he is about the size of Kent C. Koopa!

Lord Crump: IT WORKS!!! I'M A GENUIS!!!

Koops grows fangs, sharp claws, and spikes on his shell. His band-aid turns gray but it still stays on, and he grows red and blue hair on his head.

Lord Crump: Yes yes YES!

Koops’s eyes then open!

Read on!


 
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