Bowser Jr. Runs Away from Dark Land

By Red Koopa

Luigi was sitting on the train with Waluigi after they were attacked. The train comes to a stop.

Luigi: I wonder how Daisy is doing and if she knows about the war.

Conductor Guy walks into the room.

Conductor Guy: Princess Daisy has been informed of your arrival. Please take your belongings.

Luigi and Waluigi grab their suitcases and leave the train. On the main road to the castle many chickens and Sarasaland citizens look at Luigi and Waluigi.

Luigi: Stop looking! Nothing here to see!

Shy Guys follow them up a stone-paved road with shops on each side, with the castle only miles away.

Waluigi: I’ve never been here before!

Luigi: Mario and me have only been here twice.

They see a chicken walk past pecking the road.

Waluigi: We aren’t getting a warm welcome.

A few minutes later they enter the castle, and in the entrance hall Princess Daisy is standing with a frown on her face.

Shy Guy: All bow to Princess Daisy of Sarasaland.

They bow.

Princess Daisy: You know I won’t- HEY LUIGI! Long time no see.

Luigi: This is urgent.

Daisy: Why?

Luigi gives Daisy the rundown of what’s happened since the beginning of the story.

Daisy: Ok, but you owe me money now.

Luigi: Shoot!!!

2 weeks later…

Luigi: Ah, this is the life.

Luigi is sitting on Daisy’s sofa and Waluigi is eating nachos while they watch the Florida Gators play.

Verne Lunquist: And Tim Tebow throws a 73-yard touchdown pass to Percy Harvin.

Luigi; That was three weeks ago! They’re supposed to be playing Georgia this week!

The TV turns to Georgia vs Florida.

Waluigi: Go DAWGS!!!

Luigi: Go GATORS!!!

Tim Tebow runs into the endzone.

Luigi: Dude, Georgia is overrated. Alabama humiliated you at home in a blackout.

Waluigi: Well you guys lost to cupcake Ole Miss at your house. How do you like that?

Florida ends up winning 49-10.

Meanwhile, Mario wakes up piled in debris. Mushroom City is in ruins with Koopa guards strolling the town.

Mario: I have to get out of here, but how?

Mario pushes the debris up and the guards hear it.

Guard 1: What’s that?

Guard 2: You’re having flashbacks again.

Mario jumps out and knocks out both of them. He piles one in debris and puts on the other’s uniform. He attaches a fake beak. He then walks up to the castle. He sees familiar Shy Guys.

Mario: Lewis and General Guy!

Mario tells them the plan and General Guy puts on a uniform while Lewis leaves. DK arrives and Mario captures him. He tells him the plan and they walk in the castle with DK handcuffed. General Guy and Mario look like regular guards. They see an empty control room. General Guy shuts and locks the doors.

General Guy: I don’t know what plan you came up with, but it’s going to get us all killed.

Mario looks for any prisoners in the computer database.

Mario: The princess is here in the prison level. Bowser must have remodeled the whole place.

DK: GRAW! (Let’s go get her!)

Mario: Right!

Later they are walking in the hallway with DK handcuffed again and their uniforms back on. They board an elevator. The elevator reaches the stop and they came out. Several Koopatrols are in the room.

Leader: Where are you taking this thing?

Mario: To the prison cell 5623.

Leader: I wasn’t notified, I’ll have to clear it.

DK gets loose and slaughters all the guards. Lewis takes off his helmet and talks into the intercom.

Lewis: A weapon malfunction. It’ll take three hours to fix.

Voice: We’re sending up a squad.

Lewis destroys the intercom.

Mario: We’re gonna have company.

Mario runs over to Peach’s cell.

Peach: Mario! It’s about time.

Mario: Bowser knows we’re here. We need to get out.

The door opens with Smithy’s robots shooting lasers and Grievodvich behind them.

Grievodvich: Get them! Don’t let them escape!

Mario: You guys run, I’ll take care of this.

Lewis: But Mario, he’s dangerous.

Mario: Just go.

Mario jumps right in front of Grievodvich.

Robot 1: Get him!

Grievodvich: Back away, I will deal with this slimeball myself.

Grievodvich get out a lightsaber. Mario gets out Asoka’s lightsaber.

Asoka: Hey!

She explodes.

Mario: I never liked her anyway.

Mario slashes his together with Grievodvitch. Ok, I keep forgetting how to spell it so we’ll call him Grievous for short since he’s more Grievous then Yaridovitch but still mixed together.

Grievous: I will slaughter you!

Mario fights harder then ever. Grievous pulls out another lightsaber and battles Mario harder and cuts his back. Mario gets up limping and realizing he cannot win. He jumps out of the castle and onto the Shy Guy airship as it leaves.

Robot 1: He got away.

Grievous gets mad and knocks its head off.

Later in the throne room…

Bowser: So you are as strong as you say you are. But he still escaped.

Grievous:  I will find him and finish what I started.

Bowser: Good!

Jojora walks in.

Bowser: As for you, my assassin, you have a job to track down the others who escaped.

Smithy: What about Mr. L? He still hasn’t reported in… in days.

Bowser: With the princess gone, they will likely keep her protected.

Smithy: What we need is a plan to find out all their strategies.

Meanwhile on the Shy Guy airship, Mario is sitting with Lewis, DK, General Guy, and Princess Peach.

Mario: Without a doubt, our hero during that risky mission was this fine ape.

Princess Peach: We need something to give us a strategy to defeat the Koopas. With Toad Town under their control it’ll be a lot harder to win this war.

Mario: For now, we savor our victory.

To Be Continued...

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