The Defective Robot

By Larry Koopa

One beautiful day in Bowser's castle, six Koopalings were playing in their rooms. Iggy could have been in his room but he had been saving up money to go to the million dollar store andwas looking around for something worth the money when he felt something hit his leg. "Ow!" he cried. He turned around to find a robot standing there looking at him.

"Hello, you fetid pile of garbage with a bad attitude," said the robot. "Now that you have bumped into me you must either buy me or be my slave.

Iggy thought about this. "What if I don't have enough money to buy you?" he asked.

"You do," answered the robot "You're only allowed in here if you have at least one million dollars. I am worth one million dollars."

Iggy didn't want to be a slave so he decided to buy the robot against his will.

While Iggy was looking around, Bowser was plotting how to capture Mario and have the Princess save him. "Gwa Ha Ha, they'll both get killed in the process!" he snarled. "But before I go on plotting, let me check my mail."

In the mail was a written invitation from Mario. It read: Dear Bowser, I, Mario, will be holding a golf tournament Sunday afternoon. If you do not have golf shoes, clubs, or anything else they will be supplied for free. Plese respond if you would like to come. Sincerely, Mario.

"PERFECT!" Bowser bellowed. "Just the right way to capture Mario! I come dressed up for golf, take a practice swing, "accidentally" hit Mario, and run back with him! But I must scatter enemies all over for Peach to stumble on. Perfect!"

Just then Iggy walked in the door holding the robot. "Hi Dad," he said, "I bought a robot!"

"Hello you oversized turtle with a mean disposition," the robot said.

"What a nice robot!" Bowser exclaimed.

"Thanks Turtle" said the robot.

Iggy went to show Lemmy his robot. He was talking to Roy. "Hi guys" he said.  "I bought a robot!"

"Cool" said Lemmy. "But it looks kind of mean."

"I wouldn't talk, you pathetic lizard!" the robot said.

Roy laughed.

"Don't laugh, you're worse" the robot said. "You're a pitiful mess who I wouldn't want to be around."

"I think you bought a defective robot," Lemmy observed.

"Yeah, I'll go put him away" Iggy said.

The Next Day...

Iggy woke up when he heard a bang. He saw his robot was not where it was supposed to be. "Uh-Oh!" he said to himself. Then he noticed he wasn't on his bed. He saw his siblings next to him. He tried to stretch. "Ow!" he said. Then he came to his senses and saw he was in the dungeon, tied to his siblings. Bowser wasn't there though. He had woken up earlier to go golfing. At least that's what the Koopalings thought!

To Be Continued...
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