Shy Guys vs Goombas

By Yosh 3000

Chapter 2: The Great Mission to Rescue Prince Bowser!

Bowser and the Koopa Bros. are standing in front of a box. A rather large one at that.

Bowser: All right boys. You know the plan, right?

Koopa Red: Yeah! Because we're the all powerful-

All of the Koopa Bros: KOOPA BROS!

Koopa Yellow: ... What's the plan again?

Koopa Black: You idiot! We're going to use this portal to go into Shy Guy's Toy Box and rescue Prince Bowser Jr!

Koopa Green: Yeah! And get paid serious monay!

Bowser: You better go, or your "monay", will be cut!

At that moment, the Koopa Bros. open up the box and jump in.

Meanwhile with Bowser Jr, the Fly Guy being held with him is playing on the harmonica.

Bowser Jr: Nice tune! Do you know the Bowsers Theme from M&L: PiT?

Fly Guy: Sure!

He begins playing it.

Guard Guy: HEY! PIPE DOWN! Anyway, here's your dinner!

Two bowls of slop are put through the bars of the cell.

Bowser Jr: ... What? No dessert? You should at least give me dessert! BECAUSE I'M THE PRINCE!

Fly Guy: Er... It's best that you don't anger him.

He then shows the back of his robes, which have been jabbed 50 times.

Guard Guy: And it will be 51 if you make any more noise!

The guard then leaves.

Bowser Jr: Gee... What a complainer.

Meanwhile somewhere else in the Toy Box...

Koopa Red: All right guys, let's do roll call. Black?

Koopa Black: Yo!

Koopa Red: Yellow?

Koopa Yellow: Here!

Koopa Red: All right, Green?

Nothing happens for a while. Then Koopa Green flies out of the portal and crashes into the others.

Koopa Green: Erg... Here.

Koopa Red: All right men, we're gonna-

Shy Guy: Ah hem.

Koopa Red: Do you mind? Anyway-

Koopa Black: Guys! It's a Shy Guy!

Shy Guy: Guys! There are Koopas over here!

Koopa Red: All right guys! Koopa Stack formation!

More Shy Guys come and close in on the Koopa Bros. But they are blasted away by the Koopa Bros. As they were are spinning in their stack form. The Koopa stack then begins spinning around, hitting other Shy Guys on the way.

Meanwhile, back in the cell...

Fly Guy: Hey! Do you hear that?

Bowser Jr: Yeah... It's the sound of your brain trying to work! BURNED!

Fly Guy: No... It sounds like.... GET DOWN!

He then grabs Bowser Jr and they duck onto the floor. Seconds later, the wall blows up and the Koopa Bros. spin in and fall off each other.

Koopa Black: Dude... That was awesome!

Koopa Green: More like the awesomest thing we've ever done!

Bowser Jr: You guys!

Koopa Red: Yeah! Your dad hired us to bust you out! Now come on!

The Koopa Bros. grab Bowser Jr. and run out through the hole in the wall.

Fly Guy: Hey! Wait for me!

The unlikely group run out of the prison. Then Shy Guys attached to balloons sling bombs at them. They manage to avoid the explosions and spot the portal. But then, a Bullet Bill begins tailing them.

Bowser Jr: Hurry up, you slowpokes!

Fly Guy: We're gonna die!

Koopa Red: This is gonna be close!

They make a dive into the portal. Then the Bullet Bill hits it, destroying the portal. General Guy then runs in.

General Guy: What did I miss?!

Shy Guy: Sir! The Koopa Bros. have escaped with Prince Bowser Jr. and a convict Fly Guy!

General Guy: Drat! If I only kept him longer, I could question him more about advanced weaponry!

Shy Guy: It's not a total loss! The portal blew up when they jumped in, so they will end up somewhere else. We can hunt them down and recapture them again!

General Guy: ... That is genius! You'd make a good Anti Guy!

Somewhere else...

Koopa Red: Ha! Made it!

Fly Guy: And without a scratch, too!

Koopa Green: Wait, weren't we supposed to be at Bowser's Castle?

Bowser Jr: Ah, who cares? We made it to the Koopa Cruiser, so everything will be ok-

???: Hello there.

They all turn around to see the Goomba King.

Goomba King: I understand that you've been in my enemy's base. Could you please tell me all about the weak points? Although, you don't really have a choice.

He shows them that they are surrounded by Goombas with cannons on their heads.

Read on!


 
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