Snifit X Season 1: The Snifit Adventures

By Red Shy Guy

Episode 2: Bowyer Steals

We go back to that weird dimension where weapons are made. We see Santa Claus recharging?! Oh wait, my mistake, it’s Smithy.

Factory Chief: Smithy, it’s an emergency!

Smithy: WHAT IS IT?!

Factory Chief: This Ninja will tell you.

Ninja: Mack, um, lost.

SMASH!

Smithy: By who?!

Factory Chief: Some Snifits and their pals.

Smithy: Grrrrrrrrrr. Bowyer is still waiting in the Forest Maze. Factory Chief, I want you to spy on those miserable Snifits and their buddies.

Factory Chief: Yes sir!

Smithy: Somebody must make mincemeat out of those Snifits.
 

At Booster’s Tower, the Snifits were playing with Grate Guy’s ball.

Snifit 1: This is fun.

It was fun, but Snifit 3 accidentally kicked the ball into the Forest Maze.

Grate Guy: ):< YOU”D BETTER GET IT OR YOU DIE!

The Snifits quickly run to Rose Town. In Rose Town…

Mayor: What are you looking for?

Snifit 1: Have you seen a ball with stars on it?

Mayor: Yeah. It fell in the Forest Maze.

Snifit 2: Thanks.

Snifit 3: I hate the Forest Maze.

They go to the Forest Maze.

Snifit 4: Just admit it, we’re lost.

Snifit 5: We’ve been here only five minutes.

Snifit 3: I say we go left.

Snifit 6: Okay.

They go there, unaware that they’ve entered someone’s territory.

Snifit 7: I’m bored.

Snifit 1: Idiot, we’ve been walking for 3 ½ minutes.

???: Who dares enter?!

Snifit 2: Ordinary Snifits.

???: I am the Amanita King. Now you die!

Snifit 3: For what?

Amanita King: Trespassing.

Snifit 4: What kind of crime is that?

Amanita King: Silence! You die now.

Snifit 4 40/40
Snifit 5 48/48
Snifit 6 54/54
Vs.
Amanita King 75/75

Amanita does a shockwave and the Snifits get pushed away and hit some trees. They run towards him but he jumps. While in the air he gets hit by the Snifits’ bullets. He falls down and shoots explosive spores. BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The Snifits get injured badly. They shoot more bullets at him.

Snifit 4 30/40
Snifit 5 38/48
Snifit 6 44/54
Vs.
Amanita King 63/75

Amanita King uses Water Blast. KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Snifits get injured badly so they shoot Bullet Bills. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Amanita King gets injured badly. He sends out another shockwave. The Snifits get blown away.

Snifit 4 15/40
Snifit 5 23/48
Snifit 6 29/54
Vs.
Amanita King 51/75

The Snifits get serious and jump towards Amanita King, but he launches his explosive spores. The Snifits counter with Bullet Bills. The explosion blinds Amanita King so the Snifits shoot more Bullet Bills. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Amanita gets angry and throws spores that transform Snifit 6 into a Mushroom.

Snifit 4 15/40
Snifit 5 23/48
Snifit 6 29/54 Mushroom.
Vs.
Amanita King 39/75

Snifits 4 and 5 run to and do a double cannon attack. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Amanita gets angry and uppercuts Snifit 4 into the sky. Snifit 5 shoots Bullet Bills at him but Amanita King uses Water Blast. KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Snifit 4 0/40
Snifit 5 13/48
Snifit 6 22/54 Mushroom
Vs.
Amanita King 23/75

Snifit 5 gets angry and pulls out a flamethrower.

Amanita King: 0_o  Oh dear.

Snifit 5 ignites the fire and Amanita King gets burned badly. He screams and uppercuts the Snifit 5. But the last ditch attack is in vein as Amanita King, still on fire, burns down to death.

Battle Over.

So the Snifits continue on. Soon they find a path with four roads.

Snifit 6: @#$%!

Snifit 7: Hmm. According to SMRPG we should go right, down, right, up.

They go in that direction and get lost.

Snifit 5: Okay, that’s it.

He pulls out the flamethrower and burns the forest.

So they see…

???: Nya. This is mine, now you die. Nya. Avenge Mack I shall, and keep possession for great powers.

Snifit 5: But that’s stealing.

???: Nya. Me don’t care. Me destroy you I shall.

Snifit 2 50/50
Snifit 3 52/52
Snifit 7 55/55
Vs.
Bowyer 135/135

The Snifits open fire on Bowyer but he dodges the attack and shoots arrows. The Snifits get hurt. The Snifits shoot more bullets and Bowyer gets hurt this time. He shoots more arrows but the Snifits counter with bullets. Boom! The explosion blinds Bowyer so the Snifits shoot more bullets at him.

Snifit 2 45/50
Snifit 3 47/52
Snifit 7 50/55
Vs.
Bowyer 123/135

Bowyer: Nya. You tough but me tougher.

The Snifits shoot him but he counters with Arrow Rain. The Snifits get hurt even more. The Snifits run towards him but he jumps away. While in the air he gets hit by more bullets. Bowyer shoots more arrows. This time the Snifits counter with Static E.

Snifit 2 40/50
Snifit 3 42/52
Snifit 7 45/55
Vs.
Bowyer 110/135

Bowyer: Fooling around I should stop. Nya.

Bowyer takes out a fire arrow. He launches it at Snifit 7. Direct hit. The Snifits shoot more Bullet Bills. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Bowyer hits a tree. He uses Fire Arrow Rain. Snifit 3 gets burn.

Snifit 2 33/50
Snifit 3 35/52 Burned
Snifit 7 31/55
Vs.

Bowyer 92/135

The Snifits use Bolt. Bowyer gets stunned and then gets hit by more Bullet Bills. He uses Static E. The Snifits get stunned and he uses Ice Arrow Rain. Shink. Snifit 2 is frozen. Snifits go to their senses and shoot Bowyer again. He counters by shooting more arrows.

Snifit 2 22/50 Frozen
Snifit 3 20/52 Burned
Snifit 7 20/55
Vs.
Bowyer 69/135

Bowyer: Time to get tough. Nya!

Bowyer pulls out a Light Arrow?! Anyway, it hits Snifit 2. KO!

Snifit 2: X_X

Bowyer needs to recharge. Snifits 3 and 7 shoot more Bullet Bills. BOOOOOOOOM!!! Bowser gets pushed back a little bit. Bowyer finishes recharging and uses Bolt. Snifit 7 gets stunned. Bowyer shoots a Fire Arrow at him. When he shoots it he gets hit by a bullet.

Snifit 2 0/50
Snifit 3 16/52
Snifit 7 8/55
Vs.
Bowyer 55/135

Snifit 7 eats a Super Mushroom, +10 HP. Bowyer takes out a Light Arrow. Snifit 3 uses Gunk Ball. It hits Bowyer’s eyes. He shoots randomly and actually hits Snifit 7. KO!

Snifit 7: X_X

Bowyer recharges and then gets hit by a Bullet Bill. Bowyer still can’t see and shoots an Ice Arrow. It bounces off a tree and hits him instead.

Snifit 2 0/50
Snifit 3 16/52
Snifit 7 0/55
Vs.
Bowyer 38/135

Bowyer starts to wipe his eyes clean but again gets hit by a Bullet Bill. He gets angry and shoots a Fire Arrow. He misses again and it bounces off another tree and hits him. Snifit 3 shoots more bullets at him. Bowyer starts to smoke.

Snifit 2 0/50
Snifit 3 16/52
Snifit 7 0/55
Vs.
Bowyer 21/135

Snifit 3 shoots more bullets but Bowyer uses Arrow Rain. Snifit 3 gets hurt so he uses Bolt. Bowyer gets stunned. Snifit 3 shoots one more Bullet Bill. Bowyer uses Light Arrow Rain.

Bowyer: If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me.

SHINK! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Battle Over.

2 hours later…

???: Hey idiots, wake up. You shouldn’t drink during the day.

Snifit 2: What happened?

Knife Guy: You were knocked out by Bowyer’s suicidal attack. I learned that Mack was planning to steal our Tower for machine-making. Grate Guy’s Ball consists of great magic, too, and could power a machine to full power. By the way, I found the ball. Let’s go home.

So the Snifits went home, not knowing that the next episode will change their lives forever…

Read on!


 
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