Snifit X Season 1: The Snifit Adventures

By Red Shy Guy

Episode 6: Making a New Knife

Lousy dimension Santa Cl- Smithy.

Mad Mallet: Smi-

SMASH! CRASH!

Smithy: I KNOW! The stupid pirate couldn’t kill them. I shouldn’t have trusted him.

Factory Chief: Master Smithy! Those Snifits have a secret weapon.

Smithy: Excellent, what is it?

Factory Chief: A knife.

Smithy: YOU IDIOT!  ):<  WHAT KIND OF LOUSY WEAPON IS THAT?!

Factory Chief: It’s no ordinary knife, sir. It is very powerful. Lok at the videos.

50 minutes later…

Smithy: Send Yaridovich to Booster’s Tower!

Factory Chief: YES SIR!

Smithy: I will not lose to these idiots. I hate them so much. They mustn’t win. Grr. Two minions are left. My plan is getting ruined.
 

At Booster Tower, the Snifits are in charge of watching Knife Guy’s special knife.

Snifit 1: I’m bored.

Snifit 2: Yeah, I’m bored… ! Snifit 3, don’t poke it.

Snifit 3: But I’m bored.

Snifit 1: !  I have allergies all of a sudden. ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Snifit 1 sneezed and shot a Bullet Bill that destroyed the knife.

Knife Guy: !  WHAT HAPPENED?! *in evil voice* YOU”D BETTER GET ANOTHER OR DIE!!!

He sees a yellow trail.

Snifits: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

???: Grrrrrrr! Those Snifits destroyed the knife. I’d better follow them.

The Snifits run to Seaside Town. They go to a blacksmith.

Snifit 1: You’ve got to make that knife that Knife Guy uses! The powerful one!

Blacksmith Toad: Hmm. Go to Monstro Town. One of the residents will tell you what you need to make the knife.

Snifit 2: You don’t know?

Blacksmith Toad: No. Knife Guy came with it and I had to rush.

Snifit 3: Well, let’s go, Snifits.

Snifit 1 and 2: RIGHT!

???: Hmm. So when they come here I’ll use my sneakiness.

Later…

Snifit 1: Hey look, a pot cannon.

Snifit 2: Fun.

The Snifits get inside and get blasted, and they hit a wall.

Snifits: OW! Grr. WHO PUT THAT THERE?!

They continue and see Geckits.

Snifit 1: Hmm...! Look, the sky is falling.

Geckits: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Snifits: Stupid.

They continue and see a bunch of flowers and bees.

Bzzap: Hey! It’s those idiotic, deranged Snifits with idiot moves and a flamethrower. RUN FOR IT, BEES!

The bees run away.

Snifits: Idiotic deranged Snifits with a flamethrower? Run, Snifits, before we’re fried Snifits! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

They run and see a Shaman with a pot cannon and Donut Lifts.

Shaman: HEY! You’re the Snifits who killed my brother in the Sea!

Snifits: Oops.

Shaman: DIE!

The Shaman starts shooting Bullet Bills at them but a Snifit throws a turnip in the cannon.

Shaman: Oh-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The Shaman gets blasted away. The Snifits continue and see a desert.

Snifit 1: Hmm. Cheating time. Activate cheat code.

The Snifits warp next to a Mokura.

Mokura: Hehehehe. Try to find me.

Snifit 3: Oh yeah? Eat Poltergust 3000!

Mokura: What?

Mokura gets sucked up. The Snifits continue underground and see a temple and a sign: Welcome to Belome Temple, hope you don’t get eaten by Belome. ENJOY. The Snifits continue and find a Shaman.

Shaman: 50 gold coins for a fortune.

Snifits: NO!

They shoot the Shaman, killing him.

They continue and see another Shaman.

Shaman: Hit th-

The Snifits shoot the Shaman.

They hit the mouth and go down. They see Belome.

Belome: LUNCH!

Snifit 1 60/60
Snifit 2 58/58
Snifit 3 57/57
Vs.
Belome 100/100

The Snifits stack up and use Storm and get a direct hit. Belome uses Lullaby. Snifit 1 falls asleep. Snifit 2 runs to him but gets eaten.

Snifit 3: 0_0  Oh my DAD.

Belome: Done. Time for the copy.

A copy of Snifit 2 comes out. It’s so stupid it hits Belome instead.

Belome: What the @#$%?

Belome sends out a shockwave. The Snifits get blown away. Belome uses Light Beam. The Snifits are asleep. Belome glows yellow. The Snifits are sound asleep. Snifit 2 Copy is just running around.

Snifit 1 55/60
Snifit 2 53/58
Snifit 3 52/57
Vs.
Belome 75/100
Snifit 2 Copy 30/30

Belome uses Hyper Beam. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The Snifits wake up and use Volt Cannon. They also lose 40 HP.. Belome gets hurt and Snifit 2 Copy faints. Snifit 1 uses Gunk Cannon. Plop. It falls on Belome’s tongue.

Belome: YUCK! BLAH! ITS DISGUSTING!!!

Belome rams the Snifits. The Snifits get an idea.

Snifit 1: Here Belome, water.

Belome drinks it and finds out it’s hot sauce.

Belome: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

He rams the Snifits harder.

Snifit 1: Grr. Snifits, transform. Mega Snifit!

The Snifits transform into Mega Snifit and send out a Banzai Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Belome is lying on the floor nearly dead. The Snifits throw a Mushroom to Belome. He eats it and dies.

Snifit 1: Hmmmmmmmm. I wonder if he knew it was a Poison Shroom.

They go to a warp pipe and reach Monstro Town.

Snifit 1: Hey Thwomp, know how to make an invincible knife?

Thowmp: I heard Jinx knows.

Snifit 2: Let’s go.

They go to Mario’s Fighting Dojo. They see Jinx and Jagger jumping.

Snifits: ?  Um... Do you know how to make an invincible knife?

Jinx: Yes. I know the metal you need to use it. There was this jester who wanted a powerful one. The metal you need is in-

Snifit 1: THE METAL IS IN DRY DRY DESERT?!

Jinx: Yes.

Snifit 1: I know a shortcut.

10 minutes later…

Snifit 2 and 3: Are you sure about this?

Snifit 1: Yes. LIGHT IT, JAGGER!

Jagger: Okay.

He lights the giant firework that the Snifits tied themselves to. It takes off.

Snifits: It’s working! It’s- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

The firework explodes and the Snifits fall in Dry Dry Desert.

Snifit 1: It works!

They continue until they realize...

Snifit 2: D’oh! Nuts, Jinx never told us where the metal is.

Snifit 3: We will dig.

They dig near a stone Pokey statue and…

Snifit 3: We found it!

Snifit 1: Now to get to Seaside Town.

They use another firework to fly and there’s another BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Blacksmith Toad (in Seaside Town): Here you go, Snifits.

Snifits: Thanks.

Mayor: Hehehehe. Snifits, give us that knife.

Snifits: NO!

Mayor: Do it or the mayor gets it.

Snifits: So? We don’t care.

Mayor: Then we will blow up your Tower.

Snifits: *gasp* Okay, here, take it.

Mayor: Thank yo-

SMASH!

Yaridovich gets hit by a spear.

Jonathan Johnny Jones: Arg! That knife belong to me mate, the Snifits!

Mayor: Well, better get back to my normal form.

The mayor turns into Yaridovich.

Yaridovich: Get ready to get destroyed by Yaridovich!

Snifits: Who are you?

Yaridovich: -_-  Grr. DIE!

Snifit 1 60/60
Snifit 2 58/58
Snifit 3 57/57
Vs.
Yaridovich 180/190

Yaridovich: WHAT?! Grr. My attacks will make up for th-

ZAP! The Snifits use Volt Cannon while Yaridovich is talking. Yaridovich uses Water Blast. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The Snifits get blown away. The Snifits wall jump off a wall and use Spin Tackle. Yaridovich gets hit in the face. Yaridovich uses Flame Stone. Squish. Snifit 1 gets squished by the flame stone. Snifit 2 and 3 shoot the Flame Storm. STAB! Snifit 3 gets stabbed by Yaridovich’s spear. Snifit 2 shoots a Bullet Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Yaridovich gets blown away.

Snifit 1 40/60
Snifit 2 48/58
Snifit 3 37/57
Vs.
Yaridovich 150/190

The Snifits stack up and use Storm. Yaridovich get electrocuted. Yaridovich gets stunned for awhile then gets hurt by Gunk Ball Cannon.

Yaridovich: Grr. Clone Party!

There are now two Yaridovichs.

Snifits: I can’t tell which is the right one!

Yaridovich: HA! I’ll win now.

Yaridovich uses Willy Wisp. Snifit 2 gets hurt. Snifit 1 uses Bullet Rain. Yaridovich’s clone disappears. Yaridovich gets shocked in disbelief. Yaridovich uses Pierce. STAB! Snifit 1 gets stabbed. Snifit 2 uses Electro Shock. Yaridovich uses Spear Rain. The Snifits get hurt by all the spears. Yaridovich uses Meteor Blast. The Snifits get hurt terribly.

Snifit 1 10/60
Snifit 2 18/58
Snifit 3 17/57
Vs.
Yaridovich 100/190

Yaridovich uses Clone Party. The Snifits stack up and spin. They shoot bullets while spinning around. Yaridovich puts up his spear but the bullets break it.

Yaridovichs: 0_0  Oh my DAD! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Yaridovich is there again and glows rainbow. The Snifits each eat a Super Shroom Shake, +20 HP. Yaridovich slams the ground and uses Meteor Swarm. Snifits use Storm. ZAP! SMASH! Both the Snifits and Yaridovich are hurt badly. Yaridovich grows a new spear.

Snifit 1 5/60
Snifit 2 13/58
Snifit 3 12/57
Vs.
Yaridovich 70/190

Smoke is coming out of Yaridovich. The Snifits use Electro Shock.

Yaridovich: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! TOO MUCH ELECTRICITY! OVERLOAD! MUST RELEASE!

Yaridovich releases the electricity. ZAP! Snifit 1 faints. Snifit 2 and 3 uses Electro Shock. Yaridovich get more hurt. Yaridovich activates a force field. Snifits shoot bullets but he doesn’t get hurt. Yaridovich just laughs. Snifits use Electro Shock. No effect. ifit 2 gives Snifit 1 a Pick Me Up. Snifit 1 gets revived. Snifit 3 uses a Froggie Drink, +30 HP for all Snifits. The Snifits shoot lots of bullets but Yaridovich doesn’t get hurt. They spin tackle him but to no effect.

Yaridovich: It’s no use. My design is flawless.

Snifits: Hmmmm…! I got it.

The Snifits run and stack up. Snifit 1 kicks Yaridovich’s head.

Yaridovich: Oh @#$%! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Yaridovich head is hurt and the force field is gone. The body can still move. It uses Meteor Blast. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Snifits get blown away. They use Static E. ZAP! The head dodges but the body doesn’t. The body picks up his head. The Snifits ram into him but the force field comes back. They get blown away.

Snifit 1 45/60
Snifit 2 18/58
Snifit 3 17/57
Vs.
Yaridovich’s Head 40/50
Body 30/190

The Snifits stack up and jump so they kick the head. The body stabs Snifit 1 badly. Snifit 1 falls down. The Snifits go to drastic measures and combine to form Mega Snifit. They shoot a Banzai Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The body is no more. The Snifits transform back,

Yaridovich: Grr. Just because my body is destroyed doesn’t mean I can’t fight. Eat Meteor Swarm.

SMASH! Snifit 2 and 3 faint. Snifit 1 shoots bullets but the head dodges and keeps jumping up and down. It uses Meteor Swarm. Snifit 1 dodges. The head uses Meteor Blast and Snifit 1 dodges again. Snifit 1 uses Static E. The head gets hit. Snifit 1 eats a Mid Mushroom, +30 HP. The head glows weirdly.

Snifit 1 40/60
Snifit 2 0/58
Snifit 3 0/57
Vs.
Yaridovich Head 30/50

The head uses Hyper Beam. Direct hit. Snifit 1 still stands. Snifit 1 uses Storm. ZAP! The head gets hurt.

Yaridovich: Grr. If I’m going down. I’M TAKING YOU WITH ME!!!

A timer appears on Yaridovich’s head and reads 10:00.

Snifit 1: Oh dear. Grr, Static E!

The head dodges the attack and rams into Snifit 1, but he jumps and uses Electro Shock. The head dodges as well. It uses speed up. The timer goes quicker and now reads 5:00

Snifit 1: What the?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Snifit 1 gets hit by a Meteor Blast. Snifit 1 gets extremely hurt but survives. The head is about to implode. Snifit 1 uses Volt Cannon. The head dodges again and is glowing. In the air Snifit 1 uses Gunk Cannon. Plop. The head slips and falls down. The head can’t get up. Snifit 1 looks at him and prepares to fire a Bullet Bill.

Yaridovich: Oh dear. This is the end. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Battle Over. The Snifits win and upgrade.

Mayor: Thank you, Snifits, for helping us. Here is a note for you.

Snifit 1 takes the note. It reads,

Arg. Snifits, that Yaridovich was trying to take that for evil purposes but you prevailed. You’d better get that valuable knife to your jester friend. I’d better get back to me ship. My gills don’t feel well. See you soon.

Your true mate and friend,

Jonathan Johnny Jones

Snifit 1: ?  What does it say?

Snifit 2: I don’t know, but let’s go.

The Snifits make it back to Booster Tower and see Knife Guy.

Knife Guy: Finally. I was about to mur- I mean find you. Thank you.

Snifit 3: Quick question, how is it so invincible if it broke easily?

Knife Guy: That knife was old, actually, passed down from generation to generation. You guys did all the sweet labor for me. HA! See you later.

Snifits: You-

Knife Guy: Family friendly.

Grate Guy: Snifits, Dodo is going to shop for us tomorrow, okay?

???: Hmm… Very interesting. Better report back.

So ends Episode 6. Stay tuned for when episode 7 comes out.

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