Snifit X Season 2: Paper Snifit

By Red Shy Guy

Red Shy Guy: If you forgot what happened in Season One, let me give you a quick summary. The Snifits, Snifit 1, 2, and 3, went through battles with the Smithy Gang. After one battle with Punchinello he swore revenge and has held a grudge. The Snifits also made friends, which include Jonathan Johnny Johns, Jinx, Mallow, and Shy Away. In the last episode the Snifits battled Grate Guy and Knife Guy because they had robbed Booster. The Jesters Grate Guy and Knife Guy died in the battle. They apologized before they die. After the funeral ended Season One of Snifit X. This story takes place three months after that battle. Season 2 starts now.

We go to Booster Tower, where the Snifits are still sad.

Snifit 1: I missed Grate Guy and Knife Guy.

Snifit 2: Yeah.

Snifit 3: It’s been so quiet not having them around.

Booster: Hey Snifits, we got an invitation to a party at Peach’s Castle.

Valentina: Let’s go. You need to get your mind off Great Guy and Knife Guy.

So they go.

Snifit 1: Why do I have the feeling something bad is going to happen? And why are the Star Spirits here?

Something bad does happen. All of a sudden a giant sword crashes down. The blast is strong enough that the Star Spirits are turned into cards (yes, this is impossible, but it happened). Exor raises the castle because he is newly rebuilt. It takes the castle to where Bowser took his in PM. Soon Smithy comes out.

Smithy: Revenge!

Snifits: Santa Claus!

Smithy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!  )=<

Smithy blows Snifit 1, 2, and 3 out of the place. Then Smithy takes everyone else prisoner. This includes Mario, Luigi, Peach, Booster, Snifit 4, Snifit 5, Valentina, and Dodo.

We see the Snifits falling, then the title screen appears.

PAPER SNIFIT

Prologue: The New Heroes

We see a Mushroomer picking some flowers.

Mushroomer: Ah, what a nice day.

He sees a shadow above him.

Mushroomer: Oh my DAD!

The Snifits land on him and the Mushroomer takes them to the Toad House.

Later The Snifits are sleeping in the Toad House in Goomba Village.

Eldstar: Snifits, (I can’t believe I’m saying this) you’re our last hope. Please go to Shooting Star Summit.

He disappears. The snifits wake up.

Mushroomer: Finally you’re awake. Oh, you landed on me. You can leave as soon as you want.

Snifits: Thanks.

When they’re about to leave Domino comes in.

Domino: I knew you weren’t dead so I’m going to do this.

He makes a block, blocking them.

Goompa: Dang it. Hey Snifits, you can have this Bullet Bill that can destroy this block. It’s in the back.

They go there and see nothing. They fall down.

Snifits: @#$%^&*!!!

They finally land and head west.. They go through the grass and find the Bullet Bill.. Before they leave…

????: THERE YOU ARE!!!

Snifit 1: *gasp* Punchinello.

Punchinello: You’ll pay for what you did to me.

Snifit 1: You mean when we beat you and you swore vengeance on us?

Punchinello: Yes. NOW DIE!

RPG Battle

Snifit 1 10/10
Snifit 2 8/8
Snifit 3 7/7
Vs.
Punchinello 18/18

Snifit 1 us-

Punchinello: Forget RPG.

Punchinello starts slashing Snifit 1 like crazy.

Snifit 2 and 3: Not on our watch.

Snifit 2 and 3 shoot bullets. Punchinello does the Matrix but hits a tree in the progress. The Snifits, seeing the opportunity, hit the tree, which falls on Punchinello. Punchinello gets back up and grabs Snifit 1 and throws him at the other Snifits.

Snifit 1 5/10
Snifit 2 6/8
Snifit 3 5/7
Vs.
Punchinello 14/18

Snifit 1 charges at Punchinello. Punchinello dodges with ease but gets hit in the back with a bullet. Punchinello, angered, charges at Snifit 2 but gets hit by Snifit 3. Punchinello grabs him and chucks him at Snifit 1, who is still running around. Punchinello gets hit in the back again.

Snifit 1 3/10
Snifit 2 6/8
Snifit 3 3/7
Vs.
Punchinello 11/18

Snifit 1 charges but Punchinello moves, but Snifit 1 slide-kicks him. Then Snifit 2 jumps on him. Then Snifit 3 Bullets him in the face, which makes him angry. Punchinello makes a shockwave. The Snifits get blown away and hit a tree.

Snifit 1 1/10
Snifit 2 4/8
Snifit 3 1/7
Vs.
Punchinello 8/18

Snifit 1: You stink, Punchinello!

Punchinello slashes at them only to get his hand stuck in the tree. The Snifits taking advantage and Bullet him 3 times. Punchinello, out of anger, gets his hand out but the tree falls on him. Punchinello throws vlocks like crazy and Snifit 2 takes the hits.

Snifit 1 1/10
Snifit 2 1/8
Snifit 3 1/7
Vs.
Punchinello 3/18

Punchinello: DIE!

He throws a block but the Snifits grab it and throw it at him, stunning him, and the Snifits shoot bullets at him.

Punchinello: OH NO!

Battle Over. The Snifits win 22 Star Points.

Punchinello: ARG! Don’t think you’ve won, Snifits, because I will be back.

He leaves, then returns.

Punchinello: Really, I’ll be back!

Snifit 1: Do you think the author will make us fight a lot?

Snifit 2: Nah. I think we will upgrade when he upgraded in PM.

Snifit 3: Right, let’s go.

They continue and find a Heart Block. They recover and find two Mushrooms and a Fire Flower. After killing many Goombas they make it back to Goomba Village. They whack the Goomnut tree three times and get 3 Goomnuts. Then they break the block Domino dropped. They are about to leave when…

Gompa: Thank you for destroying it. Here, take this.

The Snifits get the Bullet Bill Badge.

Goompa: It will help you on your journey. Put it on.

Snifits: Thanks, and sure.

They put it on. After beating several enemies and getting the Close Call Badge and putting it on, they hear something.

????: Hold it right there!

The Clerk and Manager appear.

Both: Let’s get them.

Snifit 2: Why?

Both: ‘Cause Smithy sent us to destroy you guys. Now fight to the death.

Snifit 3: Make us.

Both: You won’t but we will.

RPG Battle
Snifit 1 10/10
Snifit 2 8/8
Snifit 3 7/7
Vs.
Clerk 10/10
Manager 11/11

Clerk: Let’s forget RPG, k?

Clerk throws his ax but the Snifits dodge, then Manager throws a Bob-omb at the the blast hurts them. The Snifits get back up at on their feet and start to run towards them. They put up their shields to see the Snifits jump and shoot Bullets at them. Manager and Clerk get angry and throw mallets at them. The Snifits grab the mallets and throw it back, but the villains put up their shield. The Snifits then retaliate by shooting Bullet Bills back at them.

Snifit 1 8/10 FP 1/5
Snifit 2 6/8
Snifit 3 5/7
Vs.
Clerk 6/10
Manager 7/11

The Snifits run towards them but they jump out of the way and land next to them and do a spin slash on them. The Snifits hit a tree and they get an idea. Clerk throws his ax and cuts the tree. The Snifits dodge out of the way and kick the Goomnuts at them. They put up their shields but Clerk did it too late and gets hit. Manager throws a Bob-omb again and the Snifits shoot bullets. A big explosion occurs and throws both the Snifits and Manager, and unluckily for them they hit trees again. The Snifits eat a Goomnut and recover 3 FP.

Snifit 1: Why do trees hate us?

Snifit 1 4/10
Snifit 2 2/8
Snifit 3 1/7
Vs,
Clerk 3/10
Manager 4/11

Snifit 2: Snifits, lets get serious.

Snifit 3: Right!

The Snifits charge against the villains but they see this and dodge by jumping. The Snifits see the opportunity and shoot bullets, and two Bullet Bills hit Clerk directly and Clerk faints.

Manager: You may have defeated Clerk but you won’t defeat me! VIGOR UP!

Manager starts spinning like crazy and knocks out Snifit3. Snifit 2 dodges but a tree falls on him. Manager getss dizzy and Snifit 1 and 2 shoot bullets at him.

Snifit 1 4/10
Snifit 2 1/8
Snifit 3 0/7
Vs.
Clerk 0/10
Manager 2/11

The Snifits spin around as does Manager. He is about to hit Snifit 2. Snifit 1 makes him jump and gets hit, but Snifit 2 shoots a bullet in midair. It makes Manager stop and Snifit 1 launches another bullet.

Manager: Oh @#$%!

He gets defeated.

Battle Over. The Snifits get 22 Star Points.

Clerk: We shall return.

They leave.

Snifit 1: Let’s follow them.

They follow them and burn the Mushroom sign.

Goomba: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Snifit 1: Did you hear something?

Snifit 2: Not a thing.

They continue and see a castle. Soon Director, Manager, and Clerk appear.

Director: Your quest ends here. Attack!

Snifit 1: Attack what?

Director: You, idiot.

Snifit 2: Why?

Manager: ‘Cause Smithy sent us here to stop you, duh.

Snifit 3: How could our quest end? You’re weak.

Director: Grr. Enough of you. Those will be your last words. Now prepare to DIE!

RPG Battle
Snifit 1 10/10
Snifit 2 8/8
Snifit 3 7/7
Vs.
Director 18/18
Manager 3/11
Clerk 3/10

Snifit 1 uses Bullet on the Goomnut Tree. The Goomnuts fall on the Snifits, dealing 2 damage to each one. The tree also falls on the villains, dealing them 3 damage each. Director uses Spritz bomb. 3 damage to Snifit 3.

Snifit 1 8/10
Snifit 2 6/8
Snifit 3 2/7
Vs.
Director 15/18

Director: Forget RPG!

Director throws his ax at the Snifits. The Snifits dodge but the ax cuts a tree and it falls on them. Director’s ax comes back to him. Snifit fires bullets at him while he is distracted.

Snifit 1 6/10
Snifit 2 4/8
Snifit 3 0/10
Vs.
Director 12/18

The Snifits charge toward him and Director throws a mallet at the Snifits, but the Snifits duck and Director slashes them. The Snifits counter with bullets. Director throws bombs while Snifits fire bullets. This causees an explosion that launches them away.

Snifit 1 4/10
Snifit 2 2/8
Vs.
Director 10/18

Snifit 1 throws a Mushroom to Snifit 2, + 5 HP. Snifit 2 launches a Bullet Bill but Director puts up his shield to prevent some damage. The blast nearly throws him off the edge. Director grabs on using the ax. Snifit 1 and 2 launch bullets at the ground but Director jumps out of the way and into Snifit 1. Director is about to cut his head off but gets hit by a bullet in the back and gets launched away.

Snifit 1 2/10
Snifit 2 7/8
Vs.
Director 7/18

Snifit 1 eats a Mushroom, + 5 HP. Director uses Spritz Bomb but Snifit 2 takes the hit. Snifit 2 starts to charge against Director but Director puts his shield up. Snifit 1 uses Bullet Bill. Snifit 2 dodges and the shield gets broken. Director gets launch into the castle. Director throws his ax like a boomerang. The Snifits dodge but get hit in the back of the heads.

Snifit 1 5/10
Snifit 2 2/8
Vs.
Director 4/18

Snifit 1 eats a Goomnut, + 3 FP. Snifit 2 launches a Bullet Bill. Director dodges but the blast hurts him and he lands on Snifit 1. Director uses Guillotine. Snifit 2 takes the hit and dies. Snifit 1 uses Bullet Bill. Director gets hit by the full blast.

Director: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Smithy, I failed you!

Battle Over. 36 Star Points are earned. Level Up. 5 HP is upgraded.

The villains explode, turning the castle into a bridge.

Snifit 1: Finally, our luck is changing.

They continue, unaware that someone is watching.

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