Snifit X Season 3 Paper Snifit The Thousand Year Warp Pipe

By Red Shy Guy

Grodus Side
On the moon...

Grodus: What do you mean you were defeated by three Snifits?!?!

Lord Crump: Those Snifits were tough.

Grodus: Don’t you see that map contains the locations of the Golden Plungers. We need those in order to get to the place to awaken the other shadow monster.

Lord Crump: ? What other shadow monster?

Grodus: I will tell you when we get there. Where are the prisoners.

X-Naut : Right here dude I mean sir.

The X-naut gets struck by lightning and dies.

Grodus: Never say DUDE!

Other X-Naut: Gulp yes SIR!

Booster: Nice place.

Grodus: What do you know about the map?

Valentina: We just stole it!

Grodus: Take them back to the prison room! We will wait till they confuse about that map.

X-Naut: Yes sir.

They leave.

Grodus: Those Snifits. How could? They couldn’t beat Lord Crump. Hmm. I should investigate these Snifits. Maybe find a
weakness.

What is going on here? Can the Snifits handle this journey? Where did the warp pipe lead them? Why is Punchinello in Rougeport? Did Professor Frankly really die? What will Grodus do and planning?
Stay tune for the next part of Paper Snifit TTYWP.

Chapter 1: The idiot knights

The Snifits jump out of the warp pipe. They see a grassy meadow.

Snifit 1: This looks like a good place to stop.

A giant shadow appears. They see Hooktail fly into her castle.

Snifits: 0_0 OH MY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!

The Snifits run at super speed ignoring all the enemies. They hit a sign that reads.
WELCOME TO PETALBURG.

The Snifits go in there.

Koopa: Hello there visitors.

Snifit 2: Do you know anything about a huge dragon?

Koopa: Yeah that’s Hooktail. She is a dragon that eats Koopa.

Snifit 3: You’re telling me that dude is a girl.

Koopa: Yes.

Snifit 1: This map says the plunger is inside that castle.

Snifit 2: Koopa how do we get there?

Koopa: Hmm. You need to talk to the new mayor. He is currently in Rougeport seeing some of his old friends.

Snifits: 0_0 @#$%^&*%$#@$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Koopa: ? Something wrong?

Snifits: Nothing.

They go to the inn so Grate Guy, Knife Guy, and Dodo can rest.

1 Hour later.

The Snifits are sleeping when they hear something.

????: Hello mayor how are you.

???: Sort of good I was trying to find some derange Snifits who killed Professor Frankly.

????: Well we have some visitors who would like to know how to get to Hooktail’s Castle.

???: Hookatil’s Castle. If I heard correctly she is still alive. Why do they want to go there?

????: I don’t know. Those Snifits just ask about it.

???: WAIT WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?

Snifits: Eeep!

Grate Guy, Knife guy, and Dodo: What’s going on?

Snifits jump out the window but sees Koops right in front of them.

Snifits: D’oh!

Koops: YOU GUYS!

Snifit 1 15/15
Snifit 2 13/13
Snifit 3 12/12
VS
Koops 25/25

Koops Rams into them but Snifit 1 jumps on. Koops flips. Snifit 2 shoots him. Koops uses Shell protect. A shell falls on Koops. Snifit 3 uses Bolt. The shell cracks. Koops uses Shell Slam. All the Snifits get hit. Koops hide into the shell. Snifit 1 shoots a bullet. Snifit 2 shoots the shell again. The shell brakes. Koops uses Shell Slam. He returns back and hits them again. Koops uses it again. Snifits dodge it and jump on his shell. He gets fliped over. Snifit 2 does a ground pound. Koops gets hurt. Snifit 3 shoots him. Koops gets into his shell but Snifit 3 uses Bolt. Koops gets tired. He uses Shell Slam. The Snifits use Bolt on it. He goes so fast he hit’s a house and it falls on him. Koops get hurt. Koops crawl and sees the Snifits. They shoot him and hit’s a wall. He tries to get back up but stops.

Battle Over. Snifits win 20 Star Points. Level up. Snifit group +5 HP.

Koopas: 0_0 HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Koops: What are you celebrating about?

Koopa: This Snifits are the ones who will defeat Hooktail.

Koops: What?

Koopa: Yes. Koops tell these Snifits how to get to Hooktail’s Castle.

Koops: You just need two stone-

The Snifit all ready leave for the stones.

The Sniftis walk bye and see a fortress. They blow up the fortress and continue they go inside a place and see a thwomp.

Thwomp: If you can guess these right. You can pass.

Snifit 1: I’ll go.

Thwomp: Question 1 ; Which of these will be the Jr. Troopa of this story?
Punchinello
Shadow Sirens
Lord Crump
Undecided

Snifit 1: Lord Crump.

Thwomp: WRONG! Question 2 Which of these will you fight in the next chapter.
Shadow Sirens
Gombella
Lord Crump
None

Snifit 1: Lord Crump.

Thwomp: WRONG! Question 3: Which of these people will die in Chapter 3
Punchinello
Snifits
Everyone in Glitzvile

Snifit 1: Everyone in Glitzvile!

Thwomp: WRO-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Thwomp explodes.

Grate Guy: What happen?

He sees Snifit 2 with a large cannon.

Knife Guy: Lets go down that warp pipe.

They go down and see a bit of water. They continue the road and see a stone. A fuzzy falls down but Knife Guy kills it.
They go the opposite way and see another stone. They grab it and another fuzzy falls down. Dodo squishes it with ease. They go to the main room and see a golden fuzzy.

Golden Fuzzy: You dare kill fuzzys! Transform!

Snifit 1: I’m tired of these constant Mega Fuzzy creatures.

Snifit 1 takes the partners to the warp pipe. He then leaves a Bulky Bomb down there. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The place explodes and some raspberry jam leakes from the pipes. So the Snifits leave back to Koopa Village.

One quick trip to Petalburg...

Koopas: HOOOOOOOOOOOOORAY!!!!! YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!!!!!!! Now go back to the start.

Koops: How is that? Hmm. Better contact them quickly.

The Snifits leave but…

Koops: STOP! I shall come along.

Snifit 1: No way!

Snifit 1 shoots Koops and he hit’s a wall. The wall collapses on him.

Snifit 2: That should stall. Now lets go.

They continue and see two marks that shape like the stones. They put them in and two switches appear. They hit it and a warp pipe appears. They enter inside and enter Hooktail’s Castle.

Snifit 3: This place is huge. Lets keep going. The Snifits continue and see the bridge is cut.

Snifit 3: Dodo you can take us there. Now fly.

Dodo takes them across. They continue and see a bunch of Koopa Troopas and Paratroopas. Snifit 2 pulls out a can of Koopa poison. The Koopas quickly flee in fear. They continue and see a bunch of Dull Bones. They go to the door and spot a Red Bones.

Red Bones: Intruders.

Many Dull Bones appear.

Snifit 1: Eat Fire Flower.

All the Dull Bones get burn and die. All that is left is Red Bones.

Red Bones: CRUD!

Red Bones flees. The Snifits continue the path. And kill many Dull Bones and blow up the walls. They see another Black Chest.

Black Chest: Can you get me out.

The Snifits grab the box and go to the room where the spikes lower. The Snifits pull on a switch. The ceiling lowers and the Snifits leave. The ceiling squishes the chest killing it.

Grate Guy: That chest could of help us!

Snifits: So.

Grate Guy: -_- Why?

They continue and see a switch and a moving block. The Snifits hop on. Knife Guy throws a knife and it hit’s the switch. They go up. Way up so they hit the ceiling. The Snifit’s Heart badge gets destroyed. They see a lock door with a paragoomba and an unlock door. They go inside and see Ms. Mowz.

Snifit 3: SHADOW THIEF!

Snifit 3 starts shooting the room crazily. Ms. Mowz quickly leaves.

Grate Guy: Why must you try to destroy everything you see?!?!

Snifit 1: Cause we don’t like these people. ! Look the key!

You got the Castle Key.

The Snifits continue the castle and see they are a big bridge. They cross the bridge and continue. The Snifits see another door in their way. They don’t remember another door and enter.

????: Who are you?

The Snifits look around.

????: I’m up here.

The Snifits look up and see a small dragon who has spikes on his tail.

Grate Guy: Who are you?

????: The name is Spiketail. What are you doing here?!?!

Knife Guy: We are here for the Golden Plunger.

Spiketail: I bet you’re here to kill my mom!

Dodo: Um. No we just nee-

Spiketail: Silence! I won’t let you get pass me! I will protect my mom like she protected me! Now let's fight!

Grate Guy 20/20
Knife Guy 18/18
Dodo 25/25
VS
Spiketail 30/30

Spiketail flies high into the air. Spiketail shoots out many fireballs. Grate Guy dodges them all. Knife Guy slashes the fireballs. Dodo gets hit however. Spiketail keeps firering. Grate Guy kicks his ball into a fireball. The ball catches fire but it still hits Spiketail. Spiketail falls down and they start pummeling him. Spiketail uses his tail to hit them back. They all hit a wall. Spiketail ground pounds the floor and the place sinks. They see lava around them.

Grate Guy 15/20
Knife Guy 13/18
Dodo 10/25
VS
Spiketail 18/30

Spiketail gets back into the air and shoots out fireballs. Grate Guy kicks his ball again but Spiketail hits it back with his tail. It hits back Grate Guy. Knife Guy throws his sword but Spiketail dodges it. Spiketail goes back down and creates a shockwave. Dodo jumps up and lands on Spiketail. Spiketail breathes fire on Dodo. Dodo runs around and Spiketail hits Dodo with his tail. Dodo gets defeated. Grate Guy notices the place is about to sink into lava.

Grate Guy 5/20
Knife Guy 13/18
Dodo 0/25
VS
Spiketail 13/30

Spiketail gets back into the air. Spiketail keeps shooting out fireballs. Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast. Spiketail falls down. Knife Guy runs toward him. Spiketail quickly flies back up and grabs Knife Guy’s Knife. He throws it at Grate Guy. Grate Guy dodges it but Spiketail hits Grate Guy with his tail. Grate Guy is defeated. Knife Guy Throws his knife at Spiketail. Spiketail dodges. It. The platform they are on almost reaches the lava. Knife Guy concentrates and uses Knife Rain. One hits Spiketail’s tail. Spiketail almost falls on the lava. Spiketail flies back up. He concentrates and makes a huge flame wall. It hits Knife Guy. Spiketail falls down and doesn’t move. Knife Guy goes there but stops and gets out because the Snifits made a ladder appear. Knife Guy gets Grate Guy and Dodo up. He gets Spiketail before the platform sinks.

Battle Over. Snifit group gain 20 Star Points.

The Snifits continue a head and hit a heart block.. They go inside a big door and see Hooktail.

Hooktail: ! How did you get here?!?!

Snifit 1: We just got through your castle then  your son-

Hooktail: ! DID YOU KILL MY SON?!?!

Snifit 2: Sir we didn’t kill your son.

Hooktail: I’m a female!

Snifit 3: Really?

Hooktail: DIE!

Snifit 1 15/15
Snifit 2 13/13
Snifit 3 12/12
VS
Hooktail 30/30

Hooktail squishes Snifit 1. Snifit 2 shoots Hooktail. Hooktail gets pissed and breathes out fire. Snifit 2 transforms into a Pyro Snifit. Pyro Snifit shoots a fire bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! Hooktail takes an amount of damage. Snifit 3 uses Bolt. Hooktail bites Snifit 3. Snifit 1 runs toward Hooktail. Hooktail squishes Snifit 1 again. Snifit 2 runs behind Hooktail and breathes fire on Hooktail’s Tail. Hooktail hits Snifit 2 with her tail but gets the same result. Hooktail shakes the ground and the floor collapses. The Snifits hang onto Hooktail.

Snifit 1 9/15
Snifit 2 6/13
Snifit 3 9/12
VS
Hooktail 19/30

Hooktail shakes her tail but the Snifits hang on. Snifit 2 uses Overheat. Hooktail falls down and they land on Spiketail’s room. Hooktail breathes out more fire but Snifit 2 gets in the way and doesn’t get hurt. Water hits Snifit 2. Spiketail appears again. Spiketail flies high into the air. Snifit 3 uses Bolt. Spiketail falls down. Hooktail smashes the Snifits. The Snifits still stand back up. Spiketail charges at them but they dodge the attack and Spiketail hits the wall. Snifit 1 switches out. Grate Guy appears. Hooktail gobbles up Snifit 2. Snifit 3 charges but Spiketail hits Snifit 3. Snifit 3 gets defeated.

Grate Guy 20/20
Knife Guy 18/18
Dodo 25/25
VS
Hooktail 13/30
Spiketail 15/30

Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast. Hooktail and Spiketail gets hit. Knife Guy appears and slashes Hooktail many times. Spiketail bites Knife Guy. Dodo appears and squishes Spiketail. Hooktail breathes fire on both of them. Hooktail breathes out more fire. Dodo flies up and squishes her feet. Hooktail moans.

Hooktail: Forgive me. If you let me live I will-

Knife Guy: This is the same trick you tried to use on Mario!

Spiketail: Here mom.

Spiketail throws a super Mushroom. Hooktail +10 HP. Grate Guy kicks his ball but Spiketail hits it back. Hooktail uses Flame wall. Everyone gets hit. Grate Guy uses echo finder. Hooktail can’t breath out fire. Spiketail concentrates and uses Flame wall. Everyone gets hit again. Hooktail snaps out of it and uses flamethrower. Hooktail moans again.

Inside Hooktail’s stomach...

Snifit 2 shoots the stomach like crazy. Snifit 2 looks around and sees Hooktail’s mouth. Snifit 2 rushes there but Hooktail closes it and prepares to breathe out fire. Snifit 2 gets an idea. He pulls out a box. He opens the box and a cricket comes out. Hooktail screeches. Letting fire out everywhere. Spiketail gets hit and faints. Grate Guy, Knife Guy, and Dodo gets defeated. Snifit 2 hit’s the wall. Hooktail smashes Snifit 2. Snifit 1 comes out.

Snifit 1 5/15
VS
Hooktail 5/30

Hooktail breathes out fire. Snifit 1 dodges and uses Bolt. Hooktail smashes Snifit 1. Snifit 1 runs around. Hooktail can’t catch so she uses her tail. Snifit 1 runs the other way. Hooktail makes a shockwave and the platform starts to sink again. Snifit 1 gets an idea. He throws a bob-omb. Hooktail dodges it. Snifit 1 uses bolt. Hooktail dodges that attack. Snifit 1 throws out a cricket. Hooktail gets scare and goes over the edge and falls on the lava.

Hooktail: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t kill my son!

Hooktail dies.

Battle Over. Snifits win 40 Star Points.

Spiketail: Huh? What happen? Mom where are you? MOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! Oh why did you this? WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!

Snifit 1: Sorry about this Spiketail.

Spiketail: What am I suppose to do?

Grate Guy: ! Hey Spiketail want to come along with us?

Spiketail: Huh?

Knife Guy: If you come along you will have fun. We will take care of you on our journey.

Dodo: You can leave our group when you want to.

Spiketail: Well. I need someone to show me to become strong. Okay I’m coming along.

Spiketail joined your party.

Spiketail: Here have this.

You got the first Golden Plunger.

END OF CHAPTER.

So the Snifits have defeated Hooktail. Spiketail has decided to travel with our idiotic heroes till he wants. The Snifits only need 6 more Golden Plungers. The Snifits journey has just begun.

What will happen when they go to Rougeport? Is Koops okay? Will Spiketail betray the Snifits? What will Grodus do next? What are the Golden Plungers? What is the shadow creature?

Woul-

Snifit 1: That was last season put something else!

And if I don’t.

Snifit 2: Wait a minute what was that.

Me dummy.

Snifit 3: Just go to Grodus before this gets out of hand.

Fine but first of course.

Saved.

Snifits: That still wa-

Shut up! Now cue Grodus side.

Snifit 1: Shut up!

Red Shy Guy: Just cue Grodus side.

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