Chapter 5: Vivian Unleashed
Vivian, Wario, Jigsaw, and Jarvis are all in the house of the mayor of Fahr Outpost.
Jarvis: Please?
Mayor: No.
Jigsaw: Please?
Mayor: No.
Jigsaw: If you won’t invite us to your birthday party will you at least agree to join us in going against Sub-con?
Mayor: No.
Waluigi, Toadsworth, Yoshi, and a Whomp all come in.
Wario: Waluigi! You’re okay! And you still owe me money.
Vivian: Who are those guys?
Waluigi: Well that’s Toadsworth, everyone he cares about died. That’s Yoshi, we found him on an open plain. And that’s… Who are you?
Whomp: STOP JUDGING ME!
He runs out crying, but makes a hole in the wall instead of just using the door. Popple and Birdo come in through said hole.
Popple: Hey, I found this crazy chick in Diamond City. Oh, and she said Sub-con’s gonna attack Fahr Outpost.
Waluigi: Took you guys long enough to get here! You kept us waiting!
Popple: Waluigi, we saw you running past us on our way here. You even waved at us.
Waluigi: …
Mayor: ALL RIGHT, FINE! Just everyone get out of my house and we’ll do whatever you say!
Those Guys That Want Magic
Back – 1
Fahr Outpost – 0
Jigsaw and the entire party are in snowy fields in the mountains behind Fahr Outpost’s mines.
Jigsaw: Okay, so everybody ready?
Everybody: No.
Jigsaw: Now just block the paths so no one gets to me while the troops are marching in. CHARGE!
Fawful is leading Midbus and a bunch of other minions into the area.
Fawful: CHARGE!
Vivian, Wario, and Birdo are using Vivian’s magic, Wario’s attacks, and Birdo’s eggs to defeat enemies.
Dimentio/Shy Guys: OUCH!
Toadsworth is using some strange techniques while Yoshi is copying enemy attacks.
Tweeters: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Meanwhile Waluigi is trying to throw Bob-ombs at Pidgits but keeps missing, while Popple keeps leaping up and trying to steal the coin sacks off of their carpets.
Pidgits: …
Eventually it comes down to Vivian, Wario, and Birdo as the only ones who aren’t completely tired. It’s just them and Midbus.
Midbus: NOW YOU SLEEP!
Fawful: Midbus! As Fawful’s minion of favoriteness, Fawful will be having power given to the Midbus that is strong.
Fawful shoots a laser that upgrades Midbus to Blizzard Midbus.
Blizzard Midbus: HERE YOUR JOURNEY ENDS!
He starts throwing powerful snowballs but Vivian melts them.
Blizzard Midbus: …
One beating later, Midbus is frozen and googly-eyed like in the game, with only Fawful left.
Fawful: I have uneasiness! … Fink-rats! This battle will be the bread on the sandwich of Fawful’s sandwich of doom!
Wario: Let’s just fight him already!
Birdo: Good idea.
RPG BATTLE!
Vivian: 222/222
Wario: 290/290
Birdo: 214/214
Vs.
Fawful: 700/700
Vivian uses Fiery Jinx!
20 damage! Fawful is burning!
Wario throws a broken chainsaw!
60 damage!
Birdo spits an egg! 30
damage!
Fawful does the Headgear
Swing on Wario! 90 damage! Fawful shoots a Thunder Bros. Beam at Vivian!
Vivian’s HP and defenses are unaffected!
Fire burns Fawful! 10 damage!
Vivian: 222/222
Wario: 200/290
Birdo: 214/214
Vs.
Fawful: 580/700 (Burning)
Vivian uses Shade Fist!
40 damage!
Wario uses the Shoulder
Ram! 80 damage!
Birdo activates the Magic
Sponge!
Fawful temporarily grows
an antennae and spits electric balls at the party! 70 damage each! Fawful
shoots a Fiery Jinx Beam at Wario! Birdo’s Sponge absorbs it!
Birdo’s Sponge uses Fiery
Jinx on Fawful! 20 damage!
Fire burns Fawful! 10 damage!
Vivian: 152/222
Wario: 130/290
Birdo: 144/214
Vs.
Fawful: 430/700 (Burning)
Vivian uses Super Nuts!
The party recover 40 HP each!
Wario uses the Shoulder
Ram! 80 damage!
Birdo activates the Magic
Sponge!
Fawful does the Headgear
Swing on Birdo! He misses! Fawful shoots a Poison beam at Vivian! Birdo’s
Sponge absorbs it!
Birdo’s Sponge uses Poison
on Fawful! 30 damage! Fawful is poisoned!
Fire burns Fawful! 10 damage!
Fawful’s fire is put out!
Poison does 20 damage to
Fawful!
Vivian: 192/222
Wario: 170/290
Birdo: 184/214
Vs.
Fawful: 290/700 (Burning,
Poisoned)
Vivian uses Shade Fist!
40 damage!
Wario uses the Pile-Driver!
100 damage!
Birdo activates the Magic
Sponge!
Fawful uses his laser gun
on Birdo! 20 damage! Fawful uses his laser gun on Vivian! 20 damage!
Poison does 20 damage to
Fawful!
Vivian: 172/222
Wario: 170/290
Birdo: 164/214
Vs.
Fawful: 130/700 (Poisoned)
Vivian uses a Fire Flower
on Fawful! 30 damage!
Wario uses the Pile-Driver!
100 damage!
Fawful: I have tiredness…
Fawful is lacking beef, so I will have retreating!
Fawful flees.
Vivian: 172/222
Wario: 170/290
Birdo: 164/214
Vs.
Fawful: 0/700
Vivian, Wario, and Birdo
win!
Vivian gains a level! Wario
gains a level! Birdo learns Scarecrow!
BATTLE OVER!
Fawful: Fawful is fleeing!
Fawful’s rocket platform returns and he flies away.
Blizzard Midbus: LORD FAWFUL… DON’T… BE LEAVING ME!
Blizzard Midbus breaks free, is turned back to normal, and runs off. Soon everyone is on the cliff with Kalmar in an ice chunk.
Popple: Why’d we move it up here?
Jigsaw: To protect it. I’m gonna go do something. Wario, if you would.
Wario kicks Jigsaw’s TV and it slides down the hill.
Jigsaw: Whee!
Vivian keeps staring at Kalmar.
Waluigi: Viv, are you okay?
Vivian: …
Toadsworth: Is Miss Vivian always like this?
Popple: Not that I’ve seen.
Yoshi: Yoshi scared.
RPG BATTLE!
Vivian: 249/249
Vs.
Kalmar: ????/????
Vivian walks to Kalmar.
Vivian: Can you hear me?
Kalmar: …
Vivian: …? Why do I get
this strange feeling when I’m near you?
Kalmar: … MORPH!
Vivian: Huh? Oh! Oh my!
AAAAAHHHH!!!
Kalmar wins!
Kalmar gains nothing!
BATTLE OVER!
Outside battle, Vivian changes to a paler version of herself with tentacle arms and wild hair. Oh, and her hat flies off and lands on Yoshi’s head.
Yoshi: Yoshi thinks this look works!
Vivian screeches and knocks everyone away so they’re hanging off of the cliff.
Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! HELP ME! SOMEONE HELP ME! ANYONE WHO COMES AND FINDS US, BE SURE TO SAVE ME FIRST!
Toadsworth: Master Waluigi, thou art so selfish.
Vivian blasts up into the sky and flies away.
Wario: … Did Vivian just turn into a werewolf?
Birdo: Yep… Vivian just turned into a Super Saiyan Werewolf.
Popple wakes up in the house Vivian did before.
Popple: Ow… What happened?
Birdo: I think Vivian became a Star Spirit, my love.
Popple: I DON’T LOVE YOU! And aren’t Star Spirits supposed to be stars?
Birdo: No, just the Sage Star Spirits. But I don’t mean like the ones in Mario & Luigi 3.
Jarvis: Y’all agatta get Vivian back!
Jigsaw: Someone said they saw Vivian heading in the direction of Diamond Castle, so check there. Some of you should stay here.
Too late, everyone’s gone, because they don’t want to be alone with Jigsaw and Jarvis. The entire party make it to Diamond Castle.
Waluigi: All right, Diamond Castle! I missed this place! It looks just like it did before!
Waluigi goes off to a spot beside the stairs that lead into the castle. He picks up a rock. He takes something bright green and gooey away from a scorpion.
Waluigi: And my gum’s still here!
He eats it.
Everyone else: Ew…
Everyone goes inside.
Yoshi: Yoshi tired. Yoshi going to bed.
Toadsworth: I agree with Master Yoshi. Say, shouldn’t you take Miss Vivian’s hat off? It’s not yours.
Yoshi: Yoshi like hat!
Toadsworth: …
Everyone but Waluigi goes to bed.
Waluigi: Throne room!
He goes there to find-
Waluigi: Aw dang it!
Wario, who had taken the king’s throne, has taken Waluigi’s throne and put a sack of money with a wig in it.
Waluigi: I can’t believe Wario gave my throne to his wife!
Wario: I’m the king around here, I can do what I want!
Waluigi: Grrr! I’d be the king if it weren’t for that tragic incident, which the readers will now get to see!
FLASHBACK!
Mrs. Plot Device: THE KING DIED!
Librarian: Shh!
Wario: Score, I get the throne!
Waluigi: I thought I got it!
Librarian: Shh!
Mrs. Plot Device: He wanted both of you to have it.
Waluigi: Forget that, Wario’s just gonna hog it!
Wario: What?! How dare you?! I banish you from my kingdom!
Waluigi: It’s our kingdom!
Wario: No, it’s mine!
Waluigi: I don’t see your name on it!
Outside, Wario has just finished painting his name on the front of the castle.
Waluigi: D’oh! Fine…
Waluigi walks off.
END FLASHBACK!
Waluigi: Whatever happened to that librarian?
Wario: Oh, she died. No one would be quiet when she’d shush people so she jumped off of the tower.
Waluigi: What?!
Wario: Oh no, that’s not what I meant! She was jumping off the diving board on the tower but as a prank we moved the pool out of the way. That was a very sad April Fools’ Day.
Waluigi: … I understand.
The next day everyone’s in a lower room.
Old Magon: Hey, wanna go to the desert near Chucklehuck Village?
Popple: I’m from there! Okay!
The Magon pulls the lever and the castle grows legs. Diamond Castle proceeds to jog across the desert, hop over the mountains like a hurdle, and settle down in the other desert.
All but Wario: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Wario: Making the castle part Transformer was cheaper than having a tunnel system installed.
Everyone heads out and through the desert until they reach Chucklehuck Village. They then enter the bar…
P.T.: Skinny purple guy? Funny little guy?
Waluigi/Toadsworth: Stupid guy?
Popple: Wait… You’re that freak from Diamond City!
P.T.: Yep.
Waluigi: Oh yeah, I forgot, this guy helped… Wait a minute… He hardly did anything!
P.T.: I do what I can.
Waluigi: Well anyway he… followed me around on my way back to Fahr Outpost and meeting Toadsworth.
Birdo: We’re looking for Vivian.
P.T.: For what?
Popple: She was the girl that the king and I were with when we met.
P.T.: I didn’t really notice her.
Buzzy Beetle: Did she look like some kind of ghost girl with fur, wild hair, and tentacles for arms?
Toadsworth: Did you see her?
Buzzy Beetle: No. But that does sound like the thing that smashed my house and forced me to live here.
P.T.: I could probably help you find her… if you give me money.
Popple: Forget it, you’re not worth it. We’ve already got one of Wario.
P.T.: That’s just it. I need it to pay Wario.
Wario: I never asked you for money! But then again I won’t say no if you still want to pay me.
Popple: Forget it, everyone! Now come on, it’s my turn for a flashback!
Everyone heads out of the bar. Waluigi stays behind.
Waluigi: Say, what happened to Rock Star?
P.T.: Who?
Waluigi: That Elvis impersonator you wanted to start a band with.
P.T.: Who?
Waluigi: … Never mind…
Waluigi walks out. The gang head into another house and into the basement, where they find an elderly Koopa and a dead Beanish girl.
Kuzzle: Hey Popple! Bobble’s still dead.
Popple: Okay, just checking.
Toadsworth: Master Popple, who is this?
Popple: I’ll tell you, Toadsworth, via the mystical powers of a DRAMATIC FLASHBACK!
“DRAMATIC FLASHBACK!”
Waluigi: Who said that?
Yoshi: Yoshi scared!
Popple: … Forget it.
FLASHBACK!
Popple and the Beanish lady are in a cave.
Bobble (lady): Why are we in a cave?
Popple: Because shut up.
They’re walking on a bridge when a troll comes out of nowhere.
Troll: I THINK THIS ONE VIDEOGAME STINKS BECAUSE IT’S NOT FAITHFUL TO HOW I THINK THE STORY SHOULD BE!
Not a forum troll, I mean an actual troll.
Troll: WAZZUP?
Popple: Oh forget this!
Popple pushes the troll over the edge. Then the bridge randomly falls. Everyone lands on Gourmet Guy… and a rock hits Bobble on the head.
Bobble: Ow…
Popple: Oh shoot! You okay?
Bobble: I don’t know who you are.
Popple: Oh, I’m your boyfriend.
Bobble: OH NO!
Popple: …
Later, Bobble is taken back home.
Bobble’s Dad: I blame you for this!
Popple: Oh yeah, I caused the bridge to fall.
Bobble’s Dad: Aha! You admit it!
Popple: I don’t need this!
END FLASHBACK!
Popple: … Oh, and then she remembered who I was later… and then died. So now I’m preserving her body here until I find a way to revive her.
Everyone backs off.
Wario: No, that’s not creepy at all…
P.T.: Like this?
P.T. is seen eating a 1-Up Mushroom.
P.T.: Mmm, life.
Popple: … D’oh! Why didn’t you hand that over?!
P.T.: Hand what over?
Popple: … Forget it. Everyone, let’s go. Except for you… and Kuzzle… and Bobble’s dead body… and Mr. Game & Watch.
Mr. Game & Watch: *sad beeps*
Everyone heads out. Birdo comes back in and glares at Bobble.
Birdo: He’s mine now!
She follows the other.
Kuzzle: I’m bored. Say guys, how ‘bout you two and me and this dead body all head to Vegas? She’ll be fine. I do this often.
Mr. Game & Watch: Beep! (I’m in!)
P.T.: Me too!
Outside, everyone’s on the world map by now.
Toadsworth: So Master Popple, now we’re off to Poshley Heights to look for clues as to Miss Vivian’s whereabouts?
Popple: … Yes. That’s exactly why we’re going. I wasn’t planning on stealing any rich guy stuff at all. Nope.
It is an awkward walk to
Poshley Heights for Popple.
Chapter 6: Birdo of the Opera
Everyone heads into Poshley Heights.
Wario: I wish I could live here!
Waluigi: You have a high-tech castle!
Wario: I want more!
Popple: Has anyone seen a glowing werewolf girl with tentacles and crazy hair with no visible eyes?
Goldbob: No. But she may be in that nearby town full of the poor people that used to live here until we rudely kicked them out just because they have less money than us.
Wario: Now this is my kind of town!
Goldbob: Just head over the hills. Oh, be careful, everyone in there lies about everything. Except Charlieton.
And they do. They soon come into the dangerous city of Rogueport.
Bandit: I DON’T LIE ABOUT THINGS!
Doogan: You’re all very smart-looking people!
Goomba: I’m totally not on fire right now.
Popple: … Now this is MY kind of town! Say, have you seen a ghost girl with wild hair and tentacle arms?
Bandit: Yes.
Doogan: No.
“Not” Burning Goomba: Yes.
Popple: Where was she?
Doogan: Definitely not in the Rogueport Tower.
Popple: To the tower!
Everyone starts climbing the tower from the outside. Why? Because they don’t feel like taking the long way. They find Spirit Vivian on a bed.
Yoshi: Vivian? Is Vivian okay?
Vivian: …
Toadsworth takes Vivian’s hat off of Yoshi and puts it on Vivian.
Yoshi: Aww…
Eldstar: Hey guys!
Birdo: What’s going on?
Eldstar: Oh, Vivian used a power she didn’t know about. She’ll be fine. She was randomly flying and hitting airplanes so I summoned her here. Seriously, it was like she was aiming for them. Go to Sub-con and save the other Star Spirits, would ya? Be a pal? If so, then that could be the key to turning her back to normal.
Waluigi: Sounds good to me.
Eldstar: Okay. Some other Star Spirits and I will be your first few summons in this game… story… thing. Because that’s what Star Spirits do.
Eldstar and three other Star Spirits turn into star-shaped crystals, which the party take. Everyone is then climbing down the tower.
Birdo: I call dibs on going to Sub-con!
Popple: Me too!
Toadsworth: Master Yoshi and I are concerned about our lack of lines so we’ll be going too.
Wario/Waluigi: Aww…
Popple: Let’s go to Poshley Heights to talk about our plans… (And so I can steal stuff.)
In Poshley Heights they all go to Bowser’s Mansion. Not Luigi’s Mansion?
Kamek: Get out of my master’s house!
Flavio: As the second richest man in Poshley Heights I own the opera house nearby!
Toadsworth: I say, that last part of the sentence hardly had anything to do with the first part.
Flavio: Flavio hates you! Say, the pink dinosaur resembles our actress!
Popple: Enough with the exposition talk. Do you have a way we can get to Sub-con?
Flavio: No… But one man does…
Meanwhile, a Shy Guy with a propeller, purple bowtie, and yellow mask is steering an airship (like from Super Mario Galaxy).
Flavio’s voice: One man in a mask, a Shy Guy that has the hots for my female lead actress!
The world turns dark around him.
A Shy Guy with a gambling problem and an airship. Can anyone say, “Plot Device”?
(Name)
G-A-M-E G-U-Y
Flavio’s voice: He’s gonna come to take Birdy from us and marry her!
Back in Bowser’s house…
Flavio: … So come to the Opera House to see what I mean!
Yoshi: Yoshi thinks that fun idea!
Popple: Eh, got nothing better to do while we wait for him to come.
At the Opera House, Gooper Blooper is hiding behind a curtain.
Birdo: So what’s wrong again?
Flavio: Game Guy’s gonna come and kidnap Birdy and marry her.
Popple: … Why not just replace Birdy with Birdo? Then when he takes Birdo we could follow them and negotiate.
Toadsworth: I say, Master Popple! Where did you come up with such a brilliant plan?
Popple: The little people inside me told me.
Toadsworth: … Ooookaaay…
Flavio: Sure, why not? Let’s go!
Everyone heads into the dressing room.
Gooper Blooper: They ditched that hot purple lady. I’ll show them!
Soon the party except for Birdo is taken to the balcony with Flavio. Also up there…
Toadsworth: You?!
P.T.: Yo. Kuzzle’s on his way back with popcorn, you want him to get you something?
Popple: Kuzzle?! Isn’t he supposed to be watching Bobble’s body?!
P.T.: Oh, don’t worry, she came too.
Outside the ladies’ room…
Koopa Woman: Why is she taking so long?!
Back in the balcony…
P.T.: … Oh wait, you probably weren’t supposed to know about that…
Popple: …
Flavio: Time to start the show!
The orchestra starts playing as he goes onto the stage via jumping down and hopping across peoples’ heads.
Flavio: Once upon a time there were two kingdoms! Two kingdoms… and only one Starbucks between them. This led to disastrous war. This is annoying for all the other kingdoms no matter which century it is, am I right?
Crickets chirp.
Flavio: … Anyway, the hero of the Beanbean Kingdom, Beanbrad, was out one day after being made fun of by his troops due to his name.
Flavio walks off of the stage and Beanbrad walks on. He’s a Beanish soldier.
Beanbrad: I’M SINGING!
He gets run over by people in a Kart race. Well that was certainly a fast kill-off.
Beanbrad: IIIIIII AM DY-ING! IIIIII AM DY-ING! WHAT OF MY TROOPS? THEY OWE CASH! WHAT OF BIRDY? WILL SHE MOURN? OH WHO CARES? TOO MUCH PAIN…
P.T.: … I don’t get it.
Toadsworth: Master Popple, why not go check on Miss Birdo? She must be nervous. Oh, and bring me some popcorn!
Yoshi: Yoshi too!
Popple: What am I, the Popcorn Fairy?!
Popple walks out and heads into Birdo’s room. Birdo’s dressed up all fancy.
Popple: Hey Birdo, are you ready yet?
Birdo: Yeah. I should probably check my script.
She does.
Popple: Well that was fast.
Birdo: I just skimmed. Wish me luck!
Popple: … We’ll see…
Birdo heads on out.
Flavio: So the Beanbean Kingdom lost to the Jewelry Kingdom. So Prince Pine will now marry Birdy for no adequately-explored reason.
Birdy (played by Birdo) walks onto the (fake) castle balcony-ish area.
Birdo: O my hero, my
Beany-Bear,
I think that I forgot
my lines,
Through the fires and
flames, I got that wrong-
And now I forgot to
rhy-yme…
I am something, and
you’re the other-
Shine Sprites, are real
bright.
Through hours of something,
I will recall-
My lines, for my Beanbra-ad.
Must my final lines
be lost?
I cannot remember them.
Something, something,
something, something
Please speak! Guide
my lines.
The ghost of Beanbrad appears.
Ghost of Beanbrad: Birdy, dance with me!
Audience Member: HEY! THAT’S DIALOGUE! THIS ISN’T AN OPERA! IT’S SOME CHEAP MUSICAL!
Ghost of Beanbrad: Uh, I mean, “DAAAAAAAANCE! WITH MEEEEEE!”
Audience Member: That’s better!
Another Audience Member (P.T.): Wait, I don’t get it.
Birdo dances with Beanbrad’s ghost, who then drops flowers after using special effects to leave. Birdo goes up to the balcony of the castle and throws the flowers.
Someone at the base of the castle: THAAAAAT HUUUUURT! THOOOOOORNS!
Birdo: I am thankful,
I remember-
My lines, thanks to
my love!
I see myself in-
Your shiny armor-
All previous conversation
forgo-ot!
Though the viewers take
no interest-
Of what fate we will
both have,
Our love will surely
stay-
Something, something,
“ay”-
I'll wait forevermore!
The Beanish Chancellor comes onstage playing an electric guitar.
Chancellor: IT’S TIME! … TO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!
P.T.: I don’t get it.
Toadsworth: Where is Master Popple with that popcorn?
Popple is watching from Birdo’s room.
Popple: That was… weird…
Popple walks out of the room to find a note.
Popple: Hmm… Pesky plumbers… Permanent guest… I dare you to find her… “Turn over, you idiot.”
Popple turns the letter over.
Popple: OH SHOOT!
Popple runs into the balcony.
Popple: Guys! Bad news!
On the stage though, Birdy/Birdo is dancing with Prince Pine when suddenly a bunch of Beanish soldiers come in and knock about a punch of Jewelry Kingdom soldiers. Beanbrad comes in.
Beanbrad: THE POWER OF PLOT HOOOOOLES! NOW BIRDY IS MINE AGAAAAAIIIIN!
Birdo: O MY LOOOOOOVE! YOU’VE RETUUUURNED!
Prince Pine: OH NOOO YOUUUU DIIIII-IIIN’T!
They pull out lightsabers and start fighting.
P.T.: I don’t get it.
Popple: We gotta stop Gooper Blooper from ruining the show or else Game Guy will never come?
Toadsworth: Where is this Master Gooper Blooper?
Popple: Up there.
Popple nonchalantly points to Gooper Blooper, who is on the rafters, holding the same Thwomp from Chapter 3 over his head.
Inaudible Thwomp: (talking too fast to be understood)
Gooper Blooper: That’s right, Inaudible Thwomp! And in a few minutes you’re gonna squish that Birdy!
Yoshi: …
Yoshi walks to the edge of the balcony, lays an egg, and throws it at Gooper Blooper’s “arm” tentacles, causing him to drop the Inaudible Thwomp onto his head.
Gooper Blooper: GEEOWCH!
He and the Inaudible Thwomp crash onto the stage, squishing Beanbrad and Prince Pine. Eh, they’ll be fine. Popple, Toadsworth, and Yoshi hop down from the balcony and onto the stage like Flavio did.
Flavio: Flavio hates you all! The opera is ruined! How will it go on?! Who will take Birdy’s hand in marriage?!
Popple: (Oh boy… Only one way to save this… And I’m not going to like it. I mean, I really won’t like it…)
Popple gets up and poses.
Popple: I’LL DO IIIIIIIIT.
Toadsworth and Yoshi: … WE WILL HEEEEEELP!
P.T.’s voice: I don’t get it.
Gooper Blooper: NOT SO FAST! I SHALL STOP YOOOOOOOU!
Inaudible Thwomp: (speaking too fast)
Flavio: And now for the epic finale that we’re not totally improvising and is totally staged! (Phew.)
Flavio goes backstage.
Flavio: Can someone get that Thwomp out of here? He doesn’t even belong to the author!
The Inaudible Thwomp receives the hook and the orchestra starts improvising a song.
Gooper Blooper: GOOOOOP!
He sticks his tentacles out and starts spinning around. Everyone’s jumping over them until Gooper Blooper casts the Scarecrow spell on Yoshi, turning him into a scarecrow.
Scarecroshi: …
Toadsworth tries to grab Gooper Blooper’s mouth, but he gets smacked by a tentacle and knocked out.
Popple: …
In the balcony…
P.T.: Quick! Use the boomerang!
P.T. throws the boomerang to Popple… only for it to come right back.
P.T.: … Oh come on!
Popple: …
Popple picks up Scarecroshi and swings him at Gooper Blooper, but while the two front tentacles are concentrating on blocking the scarecrow, Popple runs in and pulls on Gooper Blooper’s mouth until he lets go and it slaps his face.
Gooper Blooper: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! EXIT! STAGE LEFT!
Gooper Blooper runs off from that side and Scarecroshi reverts to Yoshi. Flavio runs out and Game Guy drops in, flying with his propeller.
Game Guy: Good job on the performance down here! Now I’m taking Birdy because I can! Even though I could be arrested for that!
He lowers down, grabs “Birdy”, and flies back up.
Popple: Aah! He’s getting away!
Yoshi latches onto Birdo’s leg with his tongue. Popple hops onto Yoshi’s back and as they’re being lifted up, he quickly leans over and picks up Toadsworth’s body.
Flavio: Yes! Yes! This is how it ends! How will Popple and his band save Birdy from the dreaded Game Guy? Will Beanbrad and Prince Pine recover? What will become of Gooper Blooper? All this and more in… Birdy and Beanbrad II: The Rise of Popple!
In the balcony…
P.T.: Oh, I get it! The Beanish guy is a zombie now!
Kuzzle: No.