Bow: Wow, we actually started at the camps.
Bombette: What do you mean start at the camps?
Bow: N. Gin usually likes to start filming the set with the voted off losers.
Bombette: And how would you know this?
Bow: I sneak out and see what's happening at Tribal Council.
Bombette: Isn't that cheating?
Bow: Not if you're not disturbing them.
Meanwhile, Parakarry is sitting with his wings up to the fire.
Parakarry, Mailman: Man I hated that snow. My wings froze over and now I have to pray that a gas fireplace will make them thaw.
Koops, Mayor of Petalburg: Uh... Maybe I should tell Parakarry that the gas fireplace doesn't thaw wings.
Since Parakarry is getting nowhere with this, he's going to be sitting here for quiet a while. Meanwhile Rawk Hawk is seen outside, in a wrestling ring he made. He starts tossing a wooden human model around.
Rawk Hawk: Time to test out my new signature move!
Rawk Hawk grabs the wooden body and drops it, neck-first on the ring ropes. Rawk Hawk declares himself the winner and gets out of the ring.
Rawk Hawk, Professional Wrestler: I began to miss the Glitz Pit, so I made my own RAWKing ring to RAWK some wooden chumps! ... How did I make it...? Simple, I took a few giant pieces of wood from the remains of our old shelter, then I took some rocks from the Old Rock Shelter to make as posts, then I tied it all together with some leftover rope.
Terrible Tribe
Day 19
Cheep Cheep is standing near the frozen water. Birdo comes by.
Birdo: What are you doing?
Cheep Cheep: Waiting for the water to thaw out! Have you ever learned the saying "Like a fish out of water?" Well, we currently have no water due to that recent snowstorm!
Birdo: True, very true.
Birdo, Egg Seller: Cheep Cheep is a fish that needs water. I've seen her dread going to Tribal Council because she has to sit around without water.
Meanwhile, Lakitu is glaring Spiny Egg Daggers at Petey.
Lakitu, Gravedigger: Petey, Petey, Petey. What a fool you are. Just because you survived the last Tribal Council doesn't you'll survive this one. The merge is coming up, and then finally justice will be served.
Petey, Funeral Director: Maste- I mean, Lakitu still can't understand that I didn't destroy the shelter. He's always glaring at me. He scares me... He *sniff* scares me.
Petey begins crying. Lakitu rolls his eyes. Birdo walks over to Lakitu.
Birdo: Uh, Lakitu?
Lakitu: What?
Birdo: What's up with Petey?
Lakitu: Standard story. He's sad because I dumped him because he trashed our shelter and we're stuck living in a Five Guys.
Birdo, Egg Seller: I think Lakitu's being a little hard on Petey. The shelter was terrible anyway. Besides, I got my bow back. Petey's been pretty down as well... Also, how come when I knocked Rawk Hawk off the platform in the last immunity challenge, he still went into the final four?
Cameraman: That's an easy one. Roll the film!
They show a clip from last episode where Rawk Hawk gets hit in the back of the head by a Birdo egg. But while he's falling off, he stabs his beak into the side, and climbs back onto the platform.
Cameraman: There.
Birdo, Egg Seller: Stupid gut reactions.
Birdo: Anyway, can I borrow a Spiny?
Lakitu: Whatever.
Lakitu hands a Spiny to Birdo, then goes back to glaring at the sobbing Petey.
Birdo: Thanks.
Birdo walks over to the frozen lake and slams the Spiny into the ice; it cracks and pieces fall apart. Soon the ice floats away.
Cheep Cheep: YAY!
Cheep Cheep jumps into the water.
Cheep Cheep, Athletic Swimmer: It's good to have Birdo here to help me out. Everyone else on this tribe is mad that I got Bandit voted off.
Michael Tarver is seen in the Five Guys ordering a meal.
Michael Tarver: All right, I'll have my personal Tarver Burger with a large fry.
Robot: Coming right up.
Michael Tarver gets himself a Diet Coke and places it on the counter. He watches the robot put a fish on a burger cooked at 273'F.
Michael Tarver: Ah, an athlete's food mixed with a thinking man's terms. My favorite.
The robot gets some fries and pours them into a cup, then puts it in a bag.
Robot: Here you are.
The robot walks over, but accidentally knocks over Michael Tarver's Coke. It lands on the floor and the lid comes off, the contents spreading all over the place.
Michael Tarver: You spilt my diet soda!
Meanwhile at a place...
Badyoyo and Birby are reviewing the underwater photos of Rosalina, Penny, Jolene, and Koopie Koo. Badyoyo looks up.
Badyoyo: I feel a disturbance in the force.
Birby: What do you mean?
Badyoyo: I feel as though one of the contestants is using a meme that people won't get unless they watch the WWE.
Birby: I hate it when they do that.
Badyoyo: It makes my brain bleed Grape Kool-aid.
They return to their work.
Badyoyo: ... Is it just me or should Rosalina wear a bikini more often?
Birby: Oh, totally!
Paper Powers
Day 20
Paper Powers surprisingly have a simple morning with no conflict. They wake up, have breakfast, then walk outside to see if there's any Air-Mail. Ella comes over.
Ella: Today is the day the merge happens. I need two people from each tribe to follow me. One will lead a member of Terrible Tribe to your camp, the other will get a tour of Terrible Tribe's camp. When the four get back they will discuss which camp to go to for the remainder of the game. Who will be Paper Power's people?
Bombette: I'll take the tour of Terrible Tribe.
Parakarry: And I'll take that guy over to here.
Ella: Good, follow me.
Ella, Bombette, and Parakarry leave.
Bow: Okay, idiots! A member of Terrible Tribe is going to visit! It's time to clean up!
Bow, Koops, and Rawk Hawk start cleaning up the shelter.
Terrible Tribe
Day 20
Terrible Tribe is sitting in the Five Guys having breakfast hotdogs. N. Gin enters.
N. Gin: Hello everybody.
N. Gin explains the same thing to Terrible Tribe.
N. Gin: So who's going?
Cheep Cheep: I'll visit the other tribe.
Petey: And I-
Lakitu: I will lead the Paper Power member.
N. Gin: It is decided; we must leave now.
Lakitu: But I haven't finished my-
N. Gin: Now!
N. Gin drags Lakitu into the woods with Cheep Cheep following.
Birdo, Egg Seller: Hopefully we'll join Paper Powers, I'm getting sick of this place. If I see another hamburger after this game... Ugh.
Paper Powers
The rest of Paper Powers are still cleaning , when Parakarry comes in.
Parakarry: Look who we got!
Parakarry moves away, and in comes Cheep Cheep.
Cheep Cheep: Hey guys!
The others simply wave to him, as Bow quickly hides all the dirty things into a linen closet. Cheep Cheep uses her time to study the area. For most things she's content, but she has some disapproval on her face.
Cheep Cheep: ... Eh.
Koops: Probably not as good as your place.
Cheep Cheep: No, it's not that bad.
Cheep Cheep, Athletic Swimmer: Landwise, the camp is great! However, there's no place for Cheep Cheep.
Bow, Boo Princess: They're idiots! They should've cleaned faster!
Meanwhile at Terrible Tribe…
Lakitu: Welcome to Terrible Tribe, Bombette.
Bombette looks around the camp.
Lakitu: There's our shelter. Which Petey spewed mud on and destroyed-
Petey: I didn't do it! Why don't you ever listen?!
Lakitu: -so we have to sleep in that Five Guys.
Michael Tarver: It, however, comes with unlimited food and drink, and the rugs aren't bad to sleep on.
Birdo: Yeah.
Bombette, Demolitions Expert: Well I can safely say this camp isn't nearly as good as mine. So I can't wait to get this tribe begging to come over with us.
Lakitu, Gravedigger: I have the sick feeling that we're going to be going over to Paper Powers... It's probably all Petey's fault.
Terrible Tribe
A few hours after Bombette came, airmail comes.
Lakitu: I got it!
He catches the mail, and goes back to his camp.
Lakitu: We got air mail! I'll read it.
He opens the envelope.
Lakitu:
Please follow
this map into the forest
The two have
chosen the tribe that's poorest
The tribes will
transform into one
Then this game
will get much more fun.
Michael Tarver: Well... let's go.
Terrible Tribe follow the map into the forest, meeting Paper Powers at a strange-looking altar.
N. Gin: Welcome to the Mergematron! This thing will explain which tribe is going to which camp.
Mergematron: *Beep Boop Beep Boop* Please bring forth Cheep Cheep
Cheep Cheep gets on the stand.
Mergematron: Please state the name of the camp you wish to merge into.
Cheep Cheep: I pick... Terrible Tribe.
Mergematron: It is decided... Your new tribe is... Terrible Powers.
Everyone begins to complain.
Mergematron: Paper Powers must choose 3 objects to bring to Terrible Powers; everything else will be gone forever. This includes comfort items.
Bow: My fan!
Bombette: My pillow!
Bombette's pillow is teleported in front of her.
Koops: And my picture of Koopie-
Mergematron: It is decided. Pillow... Fan... Watch... and Belt... Too many objects. You must remove one.
Parakarry looks at his wrist and sees he still has on his watch. Rawk Hawk is wearing his championship belt.
Rawk Hawk: I need my belt to keep my RAWKing pants up!
Bombette: At least we can get comfort with a pillow!
Parakarry: At least we can tell time with a watch.
Paper Powers look at Bow.
Bow: What...? NO! NOT MY FAN!
Parakarry snatches her fan and throws it into the Forest.
Mergematron: It's now decided.
Koops, Mayor of Petalburg: I'm really getting mad at my team! First I lose my banjo due to Bow, now I can't even look at Koopie Koo since I don't have her picture. I'm stuck looking at mind pictures. Stupid Parakarry, Rawk Hawk, and Bombette.
Rawk Hawk, Professional Wrestler: The RAWKing Hawk is mad! I just lost my own personal wrestling ring! Stupid Terrible Tribe!
N. Gin: And noowwwwwwww... Immunity Challenge time!
Ella: This challenge is pretty easy... IF YOU'VE BEEN WORKING OUT!
Blueytroopa: Each one of you will be hoisted 20 feet above a pool of water, where you will be holding on to a rope. Your challenge is to stay on the rope for as long as you can. Over time, we'll raise you up by 5 feet each time, and to make it worse, we'll be bribing you with food to get you off the ropes! Last one on the ropes wins!
Blueytroopa: Lastly, to make things fair, NO FLOATING OR FLYING IS ALLOWED!
Parakarry and Bow: Aw man!
N. Gin: Let's get started!
Everyone gets on their ropes, though some get scared of the height.
N. Gin: Survivors ready?
Everyone nods.
N. Gin: GO!
Everyone starts holding on to the rope as hard as they can. Koops is shivering from the height and Cheep Cheep seems to be having trouble with his rope, while Rawk Hawk and Michael Tarver don't seem to be having any problems.
Blueytroopa: Should we raise the ropes up by 5 feet?
N. Gin: Nah, it's too early to raise them. Maybe we should bring in the first food item?
Ella: I can already see some jumping off due to this.
She goes and comes back with a pizza.
Ella: Here's the first food item, a pepperoni pizza! Anyone who drops out of the challenge now can get it while it's hot!
Bombette and Cheep Cheep drop from the rope; it's been weeks since they’ve had a pizza.
Bombette: Hand over that pizza!
Cheep Cheep: Yeah!
Ella: Here you go.
Ella drops the pizza, Bombette and Cheep Cheep start devouring it.
N. Gin: All right, crank it up!
Blueytroopa cranks up the rope to 25 feet. Bow is starting to lose her grip, Koops is beginning to sweat, Petey is struggling as well. The rest are pretty fine with the situation.
Lakitu: Yo Petey! Having trouble?
Petey, who has usually been sad, begins to get mad at his former master. He wants to be rid of his unfair judgement, and finally shut his old master up. Even after his identity was revealed, Lakitu has abused him while showing little to no care for Petey. Petey finally wants to show his past master he can get along without him. His first step in doing this is to win this immunity contest, or at least get further than "Master".
Lakitu: Well, I'm not having trouble. I actually work out, unlike you and that sad belly of yours!
Petey begins fuming at the insults.
Blueytroopa: Next food item?
Ella: Next food item.
She goes and comes back with A BUCKET FULL OF DRUMSTICKS.
Ella: Drop out now to get these!
Michael Tarver: Ch-ch-chicken?!
N. Gin: Are we really going to sink this low?
Michael Tarver drops from the rope and grabs the chicken.
Michael Tarver: Mine!
Ella: Yep.
N. Gin: Whatever happened to when Badyoyo actually put thought into his jokes?
Blueytroopa: I have no idea.
Ella: Let's raise it up!
Blueytroopa turns the crank and puts the ropes at 30 feet. Koops ends up slipping through the rope, and falls off.
Koops: Dang it!
Rawk Hawk: Should've been working out so you didn't have to get RAWWWWKED!
N. Gin: Should we bring out THE BIG food item?
Ella: No way! I’m saving that for last! I'll use this instead!
She goes and comes back with a plate of spaghetti.
N. Gin: Where do you get all these food items?
Ella: I know some people...
Somewhere else...
Luigi: I hope you enjoy this dinner I made for you, Mario.
Mario: It better-a be good, or else I'm-a going to toss it in your face.
Luigi uncovers the plate, but nothing's there. Mario is ticked off, grabs the plate, and slams it into Luigi's face.
Mario: Good-a substitute.
Back with Survivor...
Blueytroopa: Who cares? It's food, so whoever wants this spaghetti should come and get it!
Bow suddenly loses her grip and falls into the water.
Bow: Why does this have to happen when there’s a stupid reward?
N. Gin: Enjoy it anyway.
Bow gets out of the water and begins eating her pasta.
Bow: Ew, it's cold!
Ella: Raise it more!
Blueytroopa begins shifting the crank more, it's now at 35 feet. All players are starting to feel pain in their arms. Unfortunately, the pain is too much for Birdo, and she falls off. Now all that are left are Petey, Lakitu, Rawk Hawk, and Parakarry.
Ella: This is getting intense.
N. Gin: Tell me about it.
Blueytroopa: We should then bring out the big guns!
Ella: I know just what to bring then!
Ella goes and comes back with a massive cake, probably as big as a tall tree.
Ella: Whoever drops out now gets this cake all to themselves!
The four hung on; despite the fact they want that cake badly, they all want immunity.
Petey: I'm not going down that easily.
Lakitu: No way am I going to give up now.
Rawk Hawk: Do you honestly think that cake can tempt the RAWKing Hawk?!
Parakarry: Yeah, that ain't going to do anything for us.
Petey: All I need to do is hang on.
Lakitu: I'm not going to lose to my former servant who gets away with destroying shelters.
Petey: How many times do I have to tell you? I didn't do it!
Lakitu: Sure, whatever.
Rawk Hawk: Can you two be quiet over there? You're ruining my RAWKing concentration!
Parakarry: Yeah, shut up!
Lakitu: Yeah, Petey.
Lakitu kicks Petey, causing him to lose his grip and fall into the lake.
N. Gin: Disqualification! You are not allowed to kick contestants! Both Lakitu and Petey are out.
Ella: But look on the bright side. You get the cake.
Lakitu drops from the rope and swims to shore, however Petey has already eaten all the cake.
Petey, Funeral Director: I may have lost the challenge behind Lakitu, but I still managed to get more out of it.
Ella: It's coming to a nail-biter now.
Blueytroopa: I'm quite nervous.
N. Gin: Don't worry, one of them is bound to fall off now.
Meanwhile, Parakarry and Rawk Hawk are holding on for immunity now.
Rawk: This is too easy, I have a wimp for my opposition!
Parakarry: At least I don't look like a buffoon with stupid-looking pants on.
Rawk Hawk: You do not mock the RAWKing PANTS! At least the RAWKing Hawk didn't have eyes for the creepy-looking ghost thing.
Parakarry: You shut up about Flurrie, Beak Boy!
Rawk Hawk: So I have a beak, big deal! I can peck girls while I peck them. Get it?
Parakarry: You're also a terrible comedian.
Rawk Hawk: I'm better than you at least.
Parakarry: Oh yeah?
Parakarry whispers something in Rawk Hawk's ear. He begins giggling, then begins to laugh, then grabs his gut to stop it from busting… and drops into the pool.
N. Gin: Parakarry wins immunity!
Rawk Hawk: Hee hee.
Parakarry: Don't mess with the mailmen, we have come up with the best jokes imaginable. In fact, our jokes are so good they make Bob Saget, Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Tony Robinson, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Cosby, Jeff Foxworthy, Brain Regan, and *Insert your favorite comedian here if he wasn't already mentioned* look like people mumbling things under their breath.
N. Gin: Catch!
N. Gin tosses a necklace with a tiny Lumaris hanging from the front.
N. Gin: That is the immunity necklace. You're safe for another three days.
Ella: You guys can head back to camp.
They do, but Bow takes a slice of cake before heading off.
Terrible Powers
Day 21
Bombette: Man, that pizza sure stuffed me up.
Bow: Who cares? I GOT COLD PASTA, AND I HATE COLD!
Koops: Shut up! Plit doesn't revolve around you!
Cheep Cheep: Well, the pizza was terrible.
Bow: It was?
Cheep Cheep: I didn't get my favorite flavor!
Parakarry: Dang. This is the place you ended up living in for 3 weeks? I feel sorry for you all.
Birdo: Oh hush!
Lakitu: Yeah. We made do with what we had.
Petey: Ye-
Lakitu: Shut up.
Birdo, Egg Seller: Me and Cheep Cheep are going to follow the strategy more. So we'll take out the next sucker in line.
Cheep Cheep, Athletic Swimmer: I think I'm safe this round. I have Birdo by my side, and an entire tribe to not vote for me.
Bombette, Demolitions Expert: I really wish we ended up at our camp. Because we had all this and better.
Bow, Boo Princess: I absolutely hate this tribe already! They cost me my fan, and this place is a dump!
Parakarry, Mailman: I'm safe this round. I won immunity. Now let's just hope I make it like this all the way.
Petey, Funeral Director: Lakitu... should I vote for him...? Hmmmm.
Lakitu, Gravedigger: Petey's grave has been dug. Now all we need is the casket.
Koops, Mayor of Petalburg: I want to destroy so many people! I can't stick to just one!... I'll go for the main cause then.
Michael Tarver, Professional Wrestler: Watch and learn, how... me, Michael Tarver, will not get eliminated tonight.
Rawk Hawk, Professional Wrestler: Lousy Terrible Tribe. I'll get rid of every last one of them!
Tribal Council
Terrible Powers enter through a pipe.
N. Gin: Well, welcome again. Let's get started... Parakarry, you're at least going to be on our jury. What do you say to that?
Parakarry: I'm going to enjoy the next few parts of this game. I hope to get this necklace around my neck a couple more times.
N. Gin: Bow, you seemed discontent with losing your fan.
Bow: This place stinks! My fan was the only thing keeping me happy here! I hope you end up giving me a lot of new fans when I win this game!
N. Gin: First you have to win. Petey, you seem to have a lot of problems with Lakitu.
Petey: I-
Lakitu: Petey's an idiot, The End.
Petey spews mud in Lakitu's face.
N. Gin: We'll get back to you two... Actually, just go vote.
Rawk Hawk goes to vote.
Rawk Hawk: You're RAWKed up, for keeping me here!
Petey goes to vote.
Petey: Lakitu... *sniff* you just have to go.
Parakarry goes to vote, Michael Tarver goes to vote, Koops goes to vote.
Koops: You're at the top of the list of people I want gone.
Lakitu goes to vote.
Lakitu: Let's hope a successful funeral for Petey will occur.
Cheep Cheep goes to vote.
Cheep Cheep: Bombette, you're the next person in the alphabet. So you're the next to go.
Bow goes to vote, Bombette goes to vote, Birdo goes to vote.
N. Gin: I'll tally the votes.
Blueytroopa flies over with the results.
N. Gin: First vote... Lakitu.
Lakitu glares at Petey.
N. Gin: Second vote... Lakitu.
Lakitu is surprised.
N. Gin: Third vote... Petey.
Petey sniffles a little.
N. Gin: Fourth vote... Bombette.
Camera cuts to Bombette.
N. Gin: Fifth vote... Bombette.
Bombette is surprised.
N. Gin: Sixth vote... Cheep Cheep.
Camera cuts to Cheep Cheep.
N. Gin: Seventh vote... Cheep Cheep.
Cheep Cheep is surprised.
N. Gin: Eighth vote... Cheep Cheep.
Cheep Cheep: (No, No!)
N. Gin: Seventh person voted out of Survivor 2: The REAL Deal is... Cheep Cheep. Four is enough, I won't read the last vote... since it's another vote for Cheep Cheep.
Cheep Cheep: DANG!
N. Gin: Cheep Cheep, please hand me your torch.
Cheep Cheep hands over the torch to N. Gin, who extinguishes it in the sand.
Ella: And whack the person responsible.
Cheep Cheep whacks Bombette.
Bombette: OW!
Blueytroopa: Then get in the cannon.
Cheep Cheep does. Terrible Powers leave.
N. Gin, Ella, and Blueytroopa: Cheep Cheep, the tribe has spoken.
Cheep Cheep, Athletic Swimmer, on being voted out: Stupid Terrible Powers, they cost me my jury! I would've won this game if Rachelle finished the story!... *sigh*
Who voted for
who?
Birdo: Bombette
(Alphabet strategy)
Bombette: Cheep
Cheep (Made them go to bad camp)
Bow: Cheep Cheep
(Made her lose fan)
Cheep Cheep:
Bombette (Alliance with Birdo)
Koops: Cheep
Cheep (Person most responsible for making him lose his picture)
Lakitu: Petey
(Annoys him, thinks he destroyed shelter)
Michael Tarver:
Lakitu (Still sticks to old plan with Ludwig)
Parakarry: Cheep
Cheep (Decided he could)
Petey: Lakitu
(Finally had enough of him)
Rawk Hawk: Cheep
Cheep (Made him abandon his new wrestling ring)
Meanwhile with Badyoyo and Birby6…
Birby6: Well... it was a tough choice... No it wasn't, it was obvious!
Badyoyo: Yeah... I'm sorry. Koopie Koo, but out of the four, you look horrible in a bikini. So, you're eliminated.
Koopie Koo runs out crying.
Badyoyo: Girl's got some class. She didn't slap us at least.