Iggy’s Grand Adventure

By Iggy Koopa

Last time…

Bowser: That is the town of Iceream. The Diamond Cone should be there.

BJ: Ice Cream?

Bowser: No, Ice-ream. Iceream.

BJ: Oh.

The gang dash off to find Iceream and the Diamond Cone.

Now…

CHAPTER 2: Icy Iceream Adventure

Iggy, Kamek and BJ jump out of the pipe from Ice Land to Iceream.

Iggy: We’re here! …Now what?

Kamek: I’ll fly on my broomstick into the sky and look around.

Kamek does so.

Kamek: Hm… There’s Ice Mountain…Cream Valley… And there are a couple of melted buildings… Wait a second…MELTED BUILDINGS?!

Kamek flies back down to Iggy and BJ.

Kamek: Over in that direction is a city that’s melted.

Iggy: Let’s go!

They dash up and find a worried Bumpty.

Bumpty: Help! My friends are stuck in melted ice cream piles!

Iggy and co. look around and see several Bumpties stuck in melted buildings.

Bumpty: Will you save them?

Iggy: Ok.

He tries to pull them out, but can’t. BJ tries, but he can’t either. Kamek can’t. Even with magic, they’re stuck in there.

BJ: This isn’t working.

Bumpty: Oh no! Please, try to help them!

Kamek: Guys, maybe we should use the Diamond Cone.

Bumpty: Oh, I heard about that! It’s over in Icy Fort in the Cream Valley!

BJ: C’mon!

Bumpty: Or maybe it’s Creamy Castle on the Ice Mountain…

BJ: …How about you come with us?

Bumpty: Okey-dokey!

BUMPTY JOINED! In battle, Bumpty can use Belly Dash and Ice Ball!

Bumpty: Let’s do this!

The crew head towards the valley and notice a bunch of white Yoshis.

Bumpty: Oh yeah. Evil Yoshis called Ishis (pronounced “Eye-She”) are attacking and will eat anything they see. They also act like Shroobs.

Ishi 1: Hso’w erthe?

Ishi 2: Lvei eppleo?

Ishi 1: Bbpryloa.

Both: Stl’e lkli htme!

RPG BATTLE!!!

Iggy: 15/15 HP, 5/5 FP, 1/1 MP
Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
(Bumpty: 20/20 HP)
Vs.
Ishi: 20/20 HP
Ishi: 20/20 HP

Iggy
Attack Type: Spin
Attack: Power Spin
Target: All
Effect: 5 Damage to Ishi! 5 Damage to Ishi!

Kamek
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Wand
Target: Ishi
Effect: 2 Damage to Ishi!

BJ
Attack Type: Tactics
Attack: Swap
Target: BJ
Effect: BJ swapped for Bumpty!

Ishi
Attack: Swallow
Target: Bumpty
Effect: Bumpty lost 5 HP! Ishi recovered 5 HP!

Ishi
Attack: Swallow
Target: Iggy
Effect: Iggy super-dodged! Ishi lost 1 HP!

Iggy: 15/15 HP, 5/5 FP, 1/1 MP
Kamek: 10/10 HP
Bumpty: 20/20 HP
(BJ: 15/15 HP)
Vs.
Ishi: 20/20 HP
Ishi: 12/20 HP

Iggy
Attack Type: Magic
Attack: Magicreator
Target: All
Effect: The roulette will spin for three turns!

Kamek
Attack Type: Tactics
Attack: Swap
Target: Kamek
Effect: Kamek swapped for BJ!

Bumpty
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Ice Ball
Target: All
Effect: No effect on Ishi! Ishi got froze! Iggy lost 3 FP!

Ishi
Attack: Run
Target: Ishi
Effect: Ishi ran from battle!

Ishi
Attack: Run
Target: Ishi
Effect: Ishi ran from battle!

BATTLE OVER!!!

The Ishis melt, revealing Yoshi and Luigi.

Yoshi: Yoshi feel cold! (shivers)

Luigi: Me too…(shivers) Hey look! It’s Iggy, Kamek and BJ!

Bumpty: Ahem?

Luigi: And a Bumpty.

Iggy: PLEASE DON’T BATTLE US AGAIN!

Luigi: Again…?

Yoshi: What Iggy mean?

Kamek: You were frozen, Shroobified, and turned into “Ishis”, and we just battled you and released you.

Yoshi: Yoshi hungry. Have any Mushroom Soup?

Everyone shakes their heads.

Yoshi: Yoshi go home now.

Yoshi leaves.

Luigi: So…you saved us?

BJ: Yes.

Luigi: Ok, then I’ll join you!

LUIGI JOINED! In battle, Luigi can use Super Jump and Hammer!

Luigi: Let’s-a go!

The team head towards the mountain and valley, releasing Yoshis from their Ishi bodies on their way. They soon arrive.

Iggy: Ok, how about this? Half of you go up the mountain, half of you go into the valley, and the rest come with me.

Everyone wanders off except Iggy.

Iggy: Hey! Where’s my group? …Oh yeah.

Iggy wanders off.

LUIGI AND BUMPTY (mountain)

Luigi: So, we’re heading to the castle…to try to find the Diamond Cone?

Bumpty: Yup.

Luigi: …Ok.

Bumpty and Luigi reach the top (after battling Ishis) and see Petey Piranha.

Petey Piranha: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Luigi: Let’s-a go!

Bumpty: Okey-dokey!

RPG BATTLE!!!

Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Vs.
Petey Piranha: 50/50 HP

Luigi: Bumpty! We can only use “Super Jump” and “Belly Slide”, because we have no FP!

Bumpty: Aw…

Luigi
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Super Jump
Target: Petey Piranha
Effect: 10 Damage to Petey Piranha!

Bumpty
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Belly Slide
Target: Petey Piranha
Effect: 5 Damage to Petey Piranha!

Petey Piranha
Attack: Rock Storm
Target: All
Effect: 15 Damage to Bumpty! Luigi Super-Dodged! 3 Damage to Petey Piranha!

Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bumpty: 5/20 HP DANGER!
Vs.
Petey Piranha: 35/50 HP

Petey Piranha: RAAAAAAAAAAH!

Petey Piranha spins a lot, turning into a tornado. Piranha Plants are created.

Luigi
Attack Type: Tactics
Attack: Defend
Target: Luigi
Effect: Luigi’s defending!

Bumpty
Attack Type: Tactics
Attack: Defend
Target: Bumpty
Effect: Bumpty’s defending!

Tornado Petey
Attack: Super Spin
Target: All
Effect: 15 Damage to Luigi! 15 Damage to Bumpty! Bumpty died! Tornado Petey turned back into Petey Piranha!

Piranha
Attack: Bite
Target: Luigi
Effect: 2 Damage to Luigi!

Piranha
Attack: Bite
Target: Luigi
Effect: 2 Damage to Luigi!

Luigi: 1/20 HP PERIL!
Bumpty: 0/20 HP
Vs.
Petey Piranha: 35/50 HP
Piranha: 5/5 HP
Piranha: 5/5 HP

Luigi
Attack Type: Item
Attack: Mushroom
Target: Luigi
Effect: Luigi recovered 10 HP!

Petey Piranha
Attack: Leaf Slap
Target: Luigi
Effect: Luigi lost 5 HP!

Piranha
Attack: Bite
Target: Luigi
Effect: Luigi Super-Dodged! 5 Damage to Piranha! Piranha died!

Piranha
Attack: Bite
Target: Luigi
Effect: Luigi Super-Dodged! 5 Damage to Piranha! Piranha died!

Luigi: 6/20 HP
Bumpty: 0/20 HP
Vs.
Petey Piranha: 35/50 HP

Luigi
Attack Type: Item
Attack: Mushroom
Target: Luigi
Effect: Luigi recovered 10 HP!

Petey Piranha
Attack: Tornado
Target: Petey Piranha
Effect: Petey Piranha turned into Tornado Petey!

Luigi: 16/20 HP
Bumpty: 0/20 HP
Vs.
Tornado Petey: 35/50 HP

Luigi
Attack Type: Tactics
Attack: Defend
Target: Luigi
Effect: Luigi’s defending!

Tornado Petey
Attack: Super Spin
Target: All
Effect: 15 Damage to Luigi! Tornado Petey turned back into Petey Piranha!

Luigi: 1/20 HP PERIL!
Bumpty: 0/20 HP
Vs.
Petey Piranha: 35/50 HP

Luigi: I have…to finish…him off…

Luigi
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Super Jump
Target: Petey Piranha
Effect: 10 Damage to Petey Piranha!

Luigi: No…

Petey Piranha
Attack: Rock Toss
Target: All
Effect: 15 Damage to Luigi! Luigi died!

Petey Piranha: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

BATTLE OVER!!!

Petey Piranha: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Just when Petey is about to eat Luigi and Bumpty, something spins right through him.

Petey: Rah?

It hits him again. Two 1-Us fly out of the tornado and into Luigi and Bumpty’s mouths.

Petey: RAAAAAA-grr-AAAAAAA-rugh-AAAAAA-reh-AH!

Petey falls over and the mysterious tornado turns into Iggy.

Iggy: Tah-dah!

Luigi: Whoa…thanks!

Bumpty: Yeah, for real!

Without the heroes noticing, Petey gets up and eats all three up.

KAMEK AND BJ (the valley)

Kamek: BJ! Jump onto my broom and I’ll fly us to the fortress!

BJ: Ok.

They do so. When they land, they see King Boo!

King Boo: WEEHEEEHEHEHEHEHEEE!

Kamek: Uh oh!

A green, female Boo floats in.

Boo: Daddy, what’s going on?

The Boo sees that her “daddy” is different.

Boo: Oh no!

Kamek: Could you help us, please?

Boo: Sure! I’m Bow, by the way.

BOW JOINED! In battle, Bow can use Fan Smack and Ghostly Scare.

RPG BATTLE!

Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Vs.
King Boo: 25/25 HP

Kamek: Guys, we can’t use FP attacks!

BJ and Bow: Aw…

Kamek
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Wand
Target: King Boo
Effect: 2 Damage to King Boo!

BJ
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Paint
Target: All
Effect: 5 Damage to King Boo!

Bow
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Fan Smack
Target: King Boo
Effect: 5 Damage to King Boo

BJ: A fan smack does 5 damage?

Bow: I’m pretty strong.

Kamek: It does more damage tha my wand!

King Boo
Attack: Ghostly Scare
Target: All
Effect: 5 Damage to BJ! Kamek was unharmed! Bow is unharmed!

Kamek: I’m not afraid of anything.

Bow: And I’m a ghost.

Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 10/15 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Vs.
King Boo: 8/25 HP

King Boo: Gehehehehehee!

Several Boos appear and stun BJ. Kamek and Bow are unharmed, though.

Kamek
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Wand
Target: King Boo
Effect: 2 Damage to King Boo!

Bow
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Fan Smack
Target: King Boo
Effect: 5 Damage to King Boo!

King Boo
Attack: Ghostly Scare
Target: All
Effect: Kamek is unharmed! Bow is unharmed!

Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 10/15 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Vs.
King Boo: 1/25 HP

Kamek
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Wand
Target: King Boo
Effect: 2 Damage to King Boo! King Boo died!

BATTLE OVER!!!

BJ: Glad we got that over with.

King Boo suddenly opens his mouth wide.

Kamek, BJ and Bow: ???

The heroes get sucked into King Boo’s mouth.

Meanwhile, with Iggy…

Iggy: Huh…I seem to be stuck in Petey’s throat. Hey look, a nerve!

Iggy grabs on to the nerve and climbs up it, pushing through the bubble-like esophagus. He ends up at the brain.

Iggy: Hey look, a video game!

Iggy messes with the controller and realizes he is moving Petey.

Iggy: Ooh! This’ll be fun.

Meanwhile, with Luigi…

Luigi: Ick! Goopy stomach acid! I wonder if it’s deadly…

Luigi touches it.

Luigi: No, but it’s messy. I’ll swim to the bottom of the stomach and look around.

Luigi tries to do so, but gets stuck.

Luigi: Help! I’m going to drown in stomach acid!!!

Meanwhile, with Bumpty…

Bumpty: Where am I? When I busted out of the esophagus I ended up…where?

It zooms out to show bones, nerves, veins, and arteries.

Bumpty: Those blue things…they must be veins. I’ll follow one to the heart.

Bumpty began climbing the vein towards the heart.

Meanwhile, with BJ, Kamek and Bow…

Bow: Huh…now what?

BJ: King Boo’s body isn’t so big. No bones, stomach, heart, veins…

Kamek: Boo bodies are practically empty. Only nerves and a brain.

Bow: Let’s use the brain to move my dad around. It might work.

BJ: Ok!

BJ began moving King Boo around. Suddenly, Petey comes up.

BJ: Hey! Maybe I can make King Boo talk!

King Boo: Hey, Petey!

Iggy: Oh! King Boo! Hm…let’s see…

Petey: Hi, King Boo! What’re you doing?

King Boo: I don’t know.

Petey: Huh?

King Boo: Uh… Ok, I’m actually BJ controlling King Boo via brain.

Petey: Oh, really? I’m Iggy, doing the same thing!

King Boo: Cool! By the way, Bow’s going to join us.

Bow: Technically, I just joined to save my dad, but fine.

Petey: Can you get out of King Boo’s body?

King Boo: I don’t know. It’s rather difficultly small. Where are Bumpty and Luigi, anyway?

Petey: Somewhere inside of here. I don’t know where.

King Boo: Kamek and Bow are with me. I wonder what Bumpty and Luigi are doing.

Meanwhile, with Bumpty and Luigi, Bumpty has reached the stomach after hearing Luigi’s screams for help and is trying to save him.

Luigi: Help!

Bumpty: I’m trying!

Bumpty grabs Luigi’s hand and pulls him out. Luigi shakes himself off, then the two decide to climb a nerve up to the brain.

Bumpty: Look! It’s Iggy!

Luigi: What’re you doing?

Petey: Oh! Luigi and Bumpty just showed up. Hold on.

King Boo: Okey-doke.

Iggy: Hi guys! Did you find a way out?

Luigi: Nope. Hey! Can’t you tell the brain to open Petey’s mouth up so we can jump out?

Iggy: Good idea!

Petey: BJ, we’re going to get out of here and try to help you. Got it?

King Boo: Sure!

Iggy tells the mouth to open, then his crew jump out of the mouth.

King Boo: Nice job! Maybe we can do the same.

They do. However, with Iggy and BJ not controlling them, Petey and King Boo can now act on their own again.

Petey: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

King Boo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

RPG BATTLE!

Iggy: 15/15 HP, 5/5 FP, 1/1 MP
Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
(Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP)
Vs.
Petey: 25/25 HP
King Boo: 12/12 HP

Iggy
Attack Type: Tactics
Attack: Swap
Target: Kamek
Effect: Kamek was swapped for Bow!

Bow
Attack Type: Tactics
Attack: Swap
Target: BJ
Effect: BJ was swapped for Bumpty!

Bumpty
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Ice Ball
Target: King Boo
Effect: King Boo took 4 Damage! King Boo’s froze! Iggy lost 3 FP!

Petey
Attack: Goop
Target: All
Effect: Iggy took 3 Damage! Bow was unharmed! Bumpty took 3 Damage!

King Boo is immobile.

Iggy: 12/15 HP, 2/5 FP, 1/1 MP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Bumpty: 17/20 HP
(Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP)
Vs.
Petey: 25/25 HP
King Boo: 8/12 HP

Iggy
Attack Type: Jump
Attack: Jump
Target: King Boo
Effect: King Boo took 10 Damage! King Boo died (again)!

Bow
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Ghostly Scare
Target: All
Effect: Petey took 15 Damage! Petey is immobile! Iggy lost 2 FP!

Bumpty
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Belly Slide
Target: Petey
Effect: Petey took 2 Damage!

Petey is immobile.

Iggy: 12/15 HP, 0/5 FP, 1/1 MP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Bumpty: 17/20 HP
Vs.
Petey: 8/25 HP

Bow: Do a barrel roll! I mean, do a spin!

Iggy
Attack Type: Spin
Attack: Spin
Target: Petey
Effect: Petey took 12 Damage! Petey died!

BATTLE OVER!

Petey: RAaaaaaa…

King Boo: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Petey falls over and King Boo fades away.

Iggy: Yes!

Bumpty: But where’s the Diamond Cone? It wasn’t in the castle.

Kamek: And it wasn’t in the fort.

Suddenly, King Boo reappears and Petey and King Boo begin gagging. They each spit out half of the cone.

Iggy: Glue please?

Bow: Here ya go!

Bow tosses him some glue. Iggy glues it together and the team runs back to Ice Land.

Bowser: Nice job. Who’s this?

Bow: I’m Bow. Nice to meet you.

Bumpty: I’m Bumpty.

Luigi: And you know (and hate) me.

Clawdia: Anyway, you all need to get to Bomb Town if you want to move on. The Emerald Bomb is there.

BJ: Ok.

Bowser: By the way, Iggy, you need to return the Crystal Cone to Magijewel Mountain, as well.

Iggy: K.

They run to Magijewel Mountain and Iggy places the Crystal Cone. He is able to use Ice Cream Storm!

Meanwhile, with Lemmy…

Lemmy: I wonder what I can do today.

Suddenly, an odd silhouette approaches him. It is tall and has a dress.

???: Owh rae uyo ngdio? I xpetce tno eryv llwe?

Could it be Peach? No… Peach doesn’t talk like that. The silhouette slams her fist on a nearby table.

???: SWANER EM!

Lemmy: Who are you?

???: Hahahahaha! Uyo stmu tno wnko!

The silhouette exits, but leaves the lights on in the at one time dark room.

Lemmy: Hm… Now to see what’s in there.

Lemmy enters and sees a path surrounded with spikes. He follows it and gets to the next room. It, too is dark. But Lemmy smells something.

Lemmy: Is that…garlic?

Lemmy shakes his head and goes back.
 

CHAPTER 3: Duplicate Mayhem

Iggy and co. find themselves in Bomb Town after jumping through the pipe.

Peanut: Hey BAM you! You’re a BAM Koopaling, aren’t BAM you?

Iggy: Uh…No?

Peanut: Liar BAM! Prepare to BAM die!

Luigi: Even if I’m helping them?

Peanut: Oh…BAM…Never BAM mind then BAM. I’ll BAM help too!

PEANUT JOINED! In battle, Peanut can use Body Slam and Bomb!

The party continues. Suddenly, a wall catches them in a dead end.

Bow: We’re surrounded! (whimper)

Kamek: …Are you scared?

Bow: I’m claustrophobic.

Kamek: …

Peanut: I think I BAM can blow this BAM wall up.

Everyone Else: NONONONONONONO-

BOOM!

Everyone’s black. Peanut falls from the sky and looks at them.

Peanut: What’s BAM wrong?

Peanut: Uh…BAM Oops?

Iggy: Let’s go.

They all continue and find…LEMMY?!

Lemmy???: Hi guys!

Iggy: But… weren’t you kidnapped?

Lemmy???: Where’d you get that idea? Haha!

Iggy: Huh?

Lemmy???: I was just…taking a tour! Yeah, that’s it.

BJ: I don’t think you’re Lemmy.

Kamek: Me neither.

Lemmy???: Heh…of course I’m Lemmy! Heh, heh….

Kamek zaps Lemmy??? and he turns into…Kamek?

Kamek???: Hey! Imposter!

BJ splashes Kamek??? and he turns into…BJ?

BJ???: What’s going on here?

Bow smacks BJ??? and he turns into Doopliss.

Doopliss: Aw man, slick! You figured me out! C’mon, guys!

A bunch of Duplighosts run up to help Doopliss.

RPG BATTLE!

Iggy: 15/15 HP, 5/5 FP, 2/2 MP
Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
(Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP)
Vs.
Doopliss: 30/30 HP
Duplighost: 10/10 HP
Duplighost: 10/10 HP

Iggy: Kamek and BJ, you guys take the Duplighosts. I’ll take Doopliss.

Iggy
Attack Type: Jump
Attack: Power Jump
Target: Doopliss
Effect: Doopliss took 15 Damage! Iggy lost 1 FP!

Kamek
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Wand
Target: Duplighost
Effect: Duplighost took 5 Damage!

BJ
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Paint
Target: Duplighost
Effect: Duplighost took 9 Damage!

Doopliss
Attack: Duplicate
Target: Iggy
Effect: Doopliss turned into Iggy!

Duplighost
Attack: Duplicate
Target: Kamek
Effect: Duplighost turned into Kamek!

Duplighost
Attack: Duplicate
Target: BJ
Effect: Duplighost turned into BJ!

Iggy: 15/15 HP, 4/5 FP, 2/2 MP
Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
(Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP)
Vs.
Iggy???: 15/30 HP
Kamek???: 5/10 HP
BJ???: 1/10 HP

Iggy
Attack Type: Jump
Attack: Power Jump
Target: Iggy???
Effect: Iggy??? took 15 Damage! Iggy??? turned into Doopliss! Doopliss died! Iggy lost 1 FP!

Kamek
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Wand
Target: Kamek???
Effect: Kamek??? took 5 Damage! Kamek??? turned into Duplighost! Duplighost died!

BJ
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Paint
Target: BJ???
Effect: BJ??? took 9 Damage! BJ??? turned into Duplighost! Duplighost died!

Iggy leveled up!
Iggy can use Power Spin!
Iggy can have 15 FP!
Iggy can have 20 HP!
Kamek leveled up!
Kamek can use Spiked Ball!
BJ leveled up!
BJ can use Mecha Bowser!
SM leveled up!
SM can use S.F.L.U.D.D!

BATTLE OVER!

Iggy: We beat Doopliss, slicks- I mean, guys!

Kamek: Hey look! The Emerald Bomb!

BJ: Oh yeah! Let’s get back to Ice Land.

Bow: All right.

Peanut: BAM Yeah!

Bumpty: Let’s go!

Everyone leaves except the Iggy-fied Doopliss.

Iggy???: But guys! That’s… great, they’re gone. Now what?

Iggy??? dashes after them. The party is talking to the Bob-ombs around town. Iggy??? comes in.

Iggy???: Guys, that’s Doopliss! He stole my name and identity, like in Paper Mario 2!

Iggy: Ha! That slick- I mean, guy, is crazy! I’m the real Iggy. Me, me, me.

Luigi: Yeah, Doopliss! We know that you’re fake. No use in trying to stop us now.

Iggy???: But…but…OH NEVER MIND. I’ll prove I’m real by beating the imposter again!

Iggy: Yeah right, slick- I mean, imposter!

RPG BATTLE

Iggy???: 1/15 HP
Vs.
Iggy: 20/20 HP, 15/15 FP, 2/2 MP

Iggy???: What?!

Iggy: Ha, slick! I stole your HP too!

Iggy???: No!

Iggy???
Attack Type: Tactics
Attack: Run
Target: Iggy???
Effect: Iggy??? ran from battle!

BATTLE OVER!!!

Iggy: Hahahahahahaha! I told you I was real, slicks -I mean, team! Leave Doopliss alone. Let him do what he feels like.

Iggy???: Oh…I’ll get you, Doopliss!

Iggy??? runs off.

Iggy???: All right, so I lost my name, identity, and HP. Now what?

Duplighost: Master Doopliss! Are you ok?

Iggy???: Huh? Oh yeah. I still look like Doopliss. Ya know, this could have its good points… (to Duplighost) I’m feeling a little weak, slick. Could you give me some HP?

Duplighost: Oh, of course!

IGGY??? WAS REPLENISHED COMPLETELY!

Duplighost: I’ll help you get your revenge.

Iggy???: Great, slick! Uh…what’s your name again?

Duplighost: I’m Duple, remember?

Iggy???: Oh yeah. I just forgot since there are so many of you, you know what I mean, slick?

Duple: Yeah.

DUPLE (TEMPORARILY) JOINED! In battle, Duple can use Air Slam and Duplicate.

Duple: C’mon, let’s get Iggy!

Iggy??? and Duple run back to town.

Iggy: Look who’s back! And with one of his minions, too.

Kamek: If you think you can beat us with help, you’re thinking wrong!

BJ: C’mon, bro! Let’s take on Doopliss.

Iggy: Ha! This’ll be a piece o’ cake!

Peanut: BAM Right!

RPG BATTLE

Iggy???: 15/15 HP, 15/15 FP
Duple: 10/10 HP
Vs.
Iggy: 20/20 HP, 2/2 MP
Kamek: 10/10 HP
(BJ: 15/15 HP
Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP)

Iggy???: Slick, you take his partners. I can get Iggy!

Duple: Got it!

Iggy???
Attack Type: Spin
Attack: Power Spin
Target: Iggy
Effect: Iggy took 13 Damage! Iggy??? lost 2 FP!

Duple
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Air Slam
Target: Kamek
Effect: Kamek took 5 Damage!

Iggy
Attack: Spin
Target: Iggy???
Effect: Iggy took 3 Damage!

Kamek
Attack: Clone
Target: Kamek
Effect: There are three Kameks!

Iggy???: 12/15 HP, 13/15 FP
Duple: 10/10 HP
Vs.
Iggy: 7/20 HP, 3/3 MP
Kamek: 5/10 HP (with two clones)
(BJ: 15/15 HP
Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP)

Iggy: Ha! I have these…uh…jewels, too!

Kamek: Magijewels, remember?

Iggy: Right! Those! Take this!

Iggy???
Attack Type: Jump
Attack: Jump
Target: Iggy
Effect: Iggy took 4 Damage!

Duple
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Air Slam
Target: Kamek
Effect: Kamek took 5 Damage! Kamek died!
Kamek: Sorry…Iggy…uhhhh…

Kamek jumps into Iggy’s pocket and BJ comes out.

Iggy
Attack: Big Bang
Target: All
Effect: Iggy??? took 10 Damage! Duple took 5 Damage!

BJ
Attack: SM
Target: BJ
Effect: BJ turned into SM!

Iggy???: 2/15 HP DANGER!, 13/15 FP
Duple: 5/10 HP DANGER!
Vs.
Iggy: 3/20 HP, 0/3 MP
SM: 15/15 HP
(Kamek: 0/10 HP
Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP)

Iggy???: I can do this!

Duple: With help from me.

Iggy???
Attack Type: Spin
Target: Iggy
Effect: Iggy took 3 Damage! Iggy died! All of the partners fled!

BATTLE OVER!!!

Iggy: No! I’m the real Iggy! I am!!!

Iggy turned into Doopliss and Iggy??? turned into Iggy.

BJ: Doopliss!

Kamek: You tricked us again!

Bow: I can’t believe we fell for it.

Duple: What’s going on?!

Iggy: Well, your boss stole my body, my HP, and my name, so I was trying to get it back and needed your help.

Duple: Well, I never really liked Doopliss anyway. I’ll still help.

DUPLE OFFICIALLY JOINED!

Doopliss: NO! Slick, why would you do this?!

Iggy: Thanks for your help, by the way.

Duple: Any time!

Bow: We better get back to Magijewel Mountain.

Iggy and the rest return the Emerald Bomb to Magijewel Mountain and Iggy gains the ability Big Bang.

Meanwhile, with Lemmy…

Lemmy: (sigh) Nothing to do. Sheesh. I wish my family would just hurry up on saving me.

Another skinny silhouette walks in. This one has an odd nose and no dress.

???: So, little Koopa. Waiting for your family?

Lemmy: …Yes.

???: Well, guess what? The master found your sibling. Here he is!

Morton gets flung in and lands beside Lemmy.

Morton: Hi Lemmy, my sibling, brother and short guy!

Lemmy: Quiet.

Morton: How insulting! I can’t believe you would tell me, a Kooptacular Koopa with interesting things to say, to be quiet! Hmph!

???: Well, I guess you want to know if anyone else is coming for you other than Morton. Your twin “Iggy” is coming for you too. But we’re ready for him. We have minions stationed all over the place, guarding the Magijewels.

Morton: You took my Magijewels too? How mean! I can’t believe you’d do that! It’s not right you really shouldn’t steal stuff cuz it’s mean and utterly wrong but then again I steal stuff but that’s cuz King Dad says so and King Dad is Kooptacular even more then I am and I’m really Kooptacular so you wouldn’t believe how Kooptacular King Dad is because he’s more Kooptacular than I am and that’s almost impossible don’t you think?

Suddenly, a purple Mushroom walks in.

??? 2: Vice-Boss, we got news that Iggy has defeated the Shroobified BJ, Petey, King Boo, and Doopliss. He has 3 Magijewels!

??? 1: Go tell the boss. I’ll come too. (turns to Lemmy and Morton) You two have fun. Haha!

The two mysterious people walked off.

Morton: Well now what should we just give up I don’t think so hey remember Twink maybe he’ll save us or maybe Santa Claus but then we kidnapped Santa so maybe not him but maybe Twink however Dad did try to kill Twink so that’s unlikely so now what?

Lemmy: Why couldn’t Iggy have been captured and you save me?

Morton: How insulting! I can’t believe you would tell me, a Kooptacular Koopa with interesting things to say, that you’d rather Iggy be captured than me! Hmph!

Lemmy: (sigh)

Twink: Open the window, please?

Morton: Hey look! I was right I told you Twink would save us but maybe he’s here to kill us no Twink wouldn’t kill anyone not even King Dad but if he tried to kill King Dad he would fail because King Dad is Kooptacular and would beat him like a cheap drum.

Twink: Just let me in already!

Morton opens the window.

Twink: Thank you! I’m here to help you.

Lemmy: I wish I could be free!

Twink: I’m still not old enough to do that.

Lemmy: Ok, go tell Iggy that the bad guys are on to him.

Twink: Okey-doke!

Twink flies away again.

Why is Twink helping the Koopalings? Why was Morton kidnapped? Is Iggy getting closer? Why did Duple betray Doopliss? Is Twink ever going to find Iggy? Who’s the bad guy? Can I have an Oreo?

Bowser (while eating an Oreo): No.

Aw… You’ll find out the rest of the answers next time!

Sneak Peek!!!

Twink: Iggy! The bad guys have found out how close you are. You better find them fast!

Iggy: Why are you helping us?

Twink: Because Lemmy wished and I had to.

Iggy: Oh.

Twink flies off.

Luigi: You know, Iggy, we might be in trouble. I mean, we do have 4 Magijewels.

Oreo Guy: That’s true.

To Be Continued...

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