It was a nice day in Dark Land. Well,
not for Bowser; he was upset and sulking as BJ and the Koopalings came
in.
BJ: Papa, what's the matter?
Bowser: What’s the matter is that I'll
never be able to rule the Mushroom Kingdom, all because of Mario. No matter
how much I try or how many times I kidnap Peach, still he defeats me.
Larry: Come on, don't be like that.
You'll never win with that kind of attitude.
Ludwig: All you need is to team up.
Bowser: TEAM UP?! I’ve teamed up with
Wario, Kammy, Big Bob-omb, Petey Piranha; every time I team up with someone
we always lose.
Ludwig: That's not what I mean, King
Dad. I'm saying you need help from someone who is not from here.
Bowser: Please, Ludwig, what are the
chances of me teaming up with someone from outside this universe? What
do you think, that one of my minions is going to come in and tell me there's
an army outside waiting for me and leader is the most powerful being from
outside the Mushroomverse?
A Hammer Bro comes in.
Hammer: King Bowser, there's a powerful
army outside waiting for you! It has monsters, aliens, and robots; and
is led by an old human guy, an eggplant who looks like a wizard, a fat
boxer, and a brain in a glass jar.
Bowser jaw drops hard.
Bowser: What are you waiting for? Let
them in!
Hammer Bro shows in the army’s leaders.
Wendy: Dad, who are they?
Bowser: Kids, I would like you to meet
the Legion of Darkness. Mother Brain is the leader and these are her minions:
Dr. Wily the inventor; King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard are the brawns (and
no brains) of the group. Speaking of Mother Brain, why are you here in
the Mushroomverse? Aren't you supposed to be trying to conquer Videoland?
Larry: What's Videoland?
Bowser: It's the main foundation that
holds all characters from videogames and their lands, such as the Mushroomverse
here and Mother Brain’s world, Metroid.
Ludwig: Oh, so in short it holds our
universe together.
Mother Brain: Anyway, I came here to
recruit you into the Legion of Darkness. I’ve admired your power for long
enough and have decided to let you join our ranks.
Bowser: No way! I can takeover the
Mushroom Kingdom by myself and I don't need to team up with nobody to do
it. Besides, what do I get in return?
Mother Brain: You will get the Mushroom
Kingdom sooner. With your troops I'm surprised you haven't been captured
yet. What you need is troops that are a little smarter, like Wily's Robot
Masters!
Bowser: My troops are fine!
Goomba: Hey Fire Bro, can you ignite
these fireworks for me?
FB: Sure, but why are you standing
right in front of them?
Goomba: Because I want to see what's
gonna happen?
FB: All right, let's begin!
An explosion is heard along with two
screams
Bowser: All right, I'm in. But we have
to takeover the Mushroom Kingdom first! Also I would like to be treated
with respect!
Mother Brain: Because you don't trust
me I understand your first request. But why wouldn’t I treat you
respect? You are a king, after all.
King Hippo: Maybe it’s because you
don't treat us with respect!
Eggplant Wizard: You call us idiots!
Dr. Wily: You take credit for my wonderful
plans!
Mother Brain zaps them!
Minions: Bladiblagdiblagdiblagdiblagdiblagdiblag!
End Transmission!
Lemmy: Hey! That End Transmission thing
is copyright of my Interview section.
Roy: Plus the shocking thing is property
of my Sports Hall when I strap Larry and audience members in a electric
chair to shock them for fun
Larry: I knew you stole that!
Mother Brain: King Hippo and Eggplant,
you two are incompetent! You are the reason my plans always fail,
just as
Mother Brain: Dr. Wily, the reason
I take credit for your plans (that eventually fail) is because you’re under
my rule and every plan you make that I consider all right is automatically
mine. King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard, is because you are incompetent!
You ALWAYS ruin my plans to takeover Video Land. Bowser here suffers the
same thing, unlike all of you he actually comes up with great plots to
kill Mario and doesn’t use the same old robots. Anyway! I'll
be glad to let you have the Mushroom Kingdom first, ON ONE CONDITION!
You do not betray me! I hear all, and if you do *glares evilly* YOU
WILL BE SORRY!
Bowser: Um, yes, Mother Brain!
Mother Brain: Now, let’s takeover the Mushroomverse!
Bowser: All right Koopalings, let’s
takeover the Mushroomverse, and this time, permanently!
Koopa Kids: Yes, King Dad!
Mother Brain: I assure you, Bowser,
joining the Legion of Darkness is something you'll not regret, I guarantee
it!
Bowser: This time, the Mushroom Kingdom
will be mine, and that pesky plumber will regret ever interfering with
me!
Aided by Mother Brain’s army, will
Bowser finally take control of the Mushroom Kingdom? Or will Mario still
defeat Bowser despite the new alliance? Will I ever stop asking questions?
Tune in for more!
To Be Continued...
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