Wrath of Bowser

By Raceman21

Part 1: The Warp Land Wand Heist

Mario: That was one great battle against Robo-Koopa!

Luigi: We've permanently defeated the Koopa Klan!

Mario: No Koopas for life! We've banished them! But who knows where they've gone too...

In Warp Land...

King Koopa: NOOOOOO!!! My plans of taking over the Mushroom Kingdom! RUINED! It's all thanks to you brats!

Cheatsy: But King Dad, we've tried our best. We're kids, Dad.

King Koopa: Lying, sneaking, cheating, and evil kids that are being raised by me!

Hip: The doomship is-

Hop: Destroyed, King Dad.

King Koopa: WHAT...? That's it! I am going to... uh... Where are we anyways?

Kooky: The Mushroom Kingdom map computer still works on the doomship, your gnarliness. It says we are in Warp Land! The place that controls time periods.

King Koopa: Woah! We can make our assault on the Mushroom Kingdom! Mario and those worthless friends of his will find out the true meaning of evil. To Warp Land's castle, kids! We are making our ultimate rampage!

In the Mushroom Kingdom...

Mario: I just love lemonade! Don't you, Luigi?

Luigi: Uh, yeah, Mario. I kind of miss kicking that reptile's butt out of the kingdom.

Mario: Already? It's only been three days.

Luigi: I know, but, it was fun.

Mario: I've done all these missions and I haven't lost one pound.

Luigi: Oh come on! I only weigh 120 pounds.

Mario: I am about 250!

Luigi: Eating too much lasagna, I should say.

Mario: Hey, what's that over there?

Luigi: It looks like a giant warp-hole! Let's check it out.

They take the warp pipe to Pipe Land and gaze upon the warp-hole.

Mario: Looks mighty big, huh, Luigi?

Luigi: Hey, yeah, and something suspicious has come to me! Portals and warp-holes come from Warp Land!

Mario: You don't think...

Luigi: Let's go in.

They enter the warp-hole.

Meanwhile in Warp Land Castle's throne room...

King of Warp Land: What do you want from me?

King Koopa: The wand you're holding! Give me that wand or me and my minions will send ya to the dungeon.

King of Warp Land: You cannot tell me to go to the dungeon! I am the King of Warp Land!

Kootie Pie: Not anymore, nyah!

Big Mouth: Koopas shall rule, the Mario Brothers shall drool, us Koopas will be superior and you shall be inferior.

Bully: Aw shut up! We are never going to get this plan settled!

Kooky: Thanks for the wand, you pathetic king of nothing. *horrid laugh*

Outside the castle...

Mario: Woah! Bits of Koopa's doomship? Fire around the castle? OH NO!!!

Luigi: He was banished to Warp Land!

King Koopa: Hello, you pathetic plumbers! Missed me?

Mario: Not really.

Luigi: Only kicking your behind!

King Koopa: Well, you're going to miss a whole lot of it! Kooky! Hand me the wand.

Kooky: Yes, Father!

Cheatsy: Listen to me, you pathetic pea-brain problem producing plumbers! You'll never see daylight again!

Mario: Huh?

Luigi: We see it right now.

King Koopa: Not anymore! Darkness, shadows, and rage! Turn the Mushroom Kingdom to the last page! OF DOOM!

Mario: What's happening here?

Luigi: Look! All those shadows and nightmares coming from that portal!

King Koopa: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SUNSHINE AND DAYLIGHTS! BECOME DARKNESS AND PEOPLE'S FRIGHTS!

Warp Land's castle gets destroyed and is replaced with a 50-foot volcano.

Cheatsy: It's my dream come true!

Hip: I just love darkness, don't you, Hop?

Hop: Yes, Hip. It surely is cool.

Big Mouth: Awesome, Tubular, Way Cool, Mega, Mondo, Gnarly, Sweetness, Ultimate, Super Cool...

Roy: Shut up, blabber-mouth! It's super cool! Just like me.

Kootie Pie: It goes well with my evilness.

Kooky: I do truly appreciate it!

King Koopa: I wish Mario and Luigi were gone forever!

Mario: No!

Luigi: Mario, only one of us can survive with the Power Star, and I am giving it to you!

Mario: No, Luigi... I...

Luigi: You're our only hope. Take it now!

Mario takes the Power Star and eats it. Luigi disappears for good.

King Koopa: What?! Mario survived... The Power Star... He's living!

Kooky: With that, King Dad, he cannot be banished!

King Koopa: Doesn't matter now! We already got one land down! Cheatsy! Head for Peach's Castle... I have a bone to pick with her.

Mario: Oh no you don't!

He punches King Koopa in the face.

King Koopa: OW! I'll get you for this!

He shoots a freeze spell that freezes Mario in time.

Mario: NO! Can't move anything... You won't get away, Koopa!

King Koopa: On the contrary, I already have! Cheatsy! Peach's Castle right now.

Cheatsy: Yes, O Koopa of repulsiveness.

The doomship flies away.

King Koopa: There's Peach's castle! Cheatsy, land the doomship.

Kootie Pie: She thinks she's prettier, but i am way more!

Hip: Yeah-

Hop: Right.

Kootie Pie: Shut up, shorty and geek!

Hip: That wasn't nice-

Hop: Kootie Pie.

Kooky: Stop arguing, we don't want King Dad mad, do we?

King Koopa: I am too happy to be mad, kids. Enter the castle!

Meanwhile in Warp Land...

Mario: Hey, the freeze spell has worn off!

King of Warp Land: I have one more spell in my mind. It will teleport you to Peach's Castle. You must warn her and escape Koopa's wrath!

Mario: I'm ready, Warp Land Ruler.

King of Warp Land: Please, call me Tom.

Mario: Tom, I am ready.

King of Warp Land: Good! Una, mana, goona blana!

Mario warps to Peach's castle.

Mario: Oh no! I'm too late!

Peach: What do you want with me, you nasty reptile?

King Koopa: You're coming with me! Mario and Luigi are doomed!

Mario: Unhand the princess, big, ugly and stupid!

King Koopa: How did you get out of my freeze spell?

Mario: You must've put the freeze spell on temporary.

King Koopa: HA! Watch the biggest spell in the Koopa Klan book! Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, Alakazoo, AlakaBLAST!!!

A giant meteor appears over the castle.

Mario: Oh my!

Peach: Goodness sakes, that thing is huge!

King Koopa: Now Mario, the ultimate attack will kill you. Nice try, but you're far too late to rescue the princess!

All Koopa Kids: YOU'RE FINISHED, MARIO!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

They fly away in the doomship.

Mario: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The meteor crashes on the castle and explodes.
 

Part 2: Adventure in Koopa Land

The smoke clears.

Mario: Huh? I am alive? The Power Star! It protected me from dying. I have to find Koopa at Warp Land. Or else it's all over. It's up to me to save the day! Or lifetime.

Mario runs away to Warp Land.

Peach: Let me go, you mean, green moron!

King Koopa: You'd like that, wouldn't you? Being free and wishing Mario would come to you're rescue! Well... HE'S DEAD! Nothing more than a memory to you and me. No need worrying about his life in heaven. You should be worrying about how your life is going to end up with me and you!

Peach: What about the Power Star Mario ate?

KK: ... Oh... crud. I forgot about that! There's a chance Mario could've died. So we'll just never know. Or will we?

Mario: Yeah, Koopa! I do know! I'm alive and I am going to defeat you for killing my brother!

King Koopa: WHAT?! You are alive? But... how did you... THE POWER STAR! You're brother gave it to you. If you gave it to Luigi to survive I could win easily! You're hopeless, Mario, you may not be able to die but at least you cannot win.

Mario: I know I will! You're nothing but mean and green. I am ultimate and red! Un-hand the princess or things will get messy!

Peach: Mario, he's too powerful. He has the wand and a lot of minions! You need Luigi and his body is in a tube in Koopa's lab.

Mario: I thought he disintegrated!

Peach: No, he didn't. Only the life was sucked out of him. You need a 1-Up Mushroom.

Mario: Peach, I saw Luigi and he vanished.

Peach: Not really, he was warped. I knew all this was going to happen so I made the King of Warp Land warp Luigi instead of banishing and eliminating him! The Koopa Kids are guarding the lab. You must defeat them in order to get to the 1-Up mushroom or else it's all over. For you, me, Luigi, and my kingdom! Or Dark Land will rule!

Mario: I won't let it happen.

King Koopa: Try to defeat my Koopa Kids! I gave them elemental powers!

Mario: So?

King Koopa: So I know some elements that are very powerful and good enough to destroy you.

Mario: You did that with the wand?

King Koopa: I don't see how I could've done it any other way. Hammer Bros, ATTACK!

(Hammer Bros. attack and Mario escapes into the lab.)

Mario: *pant, pant, pant* That Koopa has too many attacks. Now I have to defeat those bratty Koopas.

Bully: Hello, Mario dork!

Mario: Bully Koopa. What elemental power do you have?

Bully: Guess!

(He makes an earthquake.)

Mario: WOAH! Earth, I'm guessing.

Bully: So you noticed. How fascinating that you did! And how fascinating that you're going to be nothing but a pancake once I am through with you!

Mario: You're one mean Koopaling, you know that?

Bully: Why do you think I am called Bully?

Mario: Your face?

Bully: Boulder attack!

Boulders head for Mario.

Mario: Batter up, you pink Koopa!

Bully: It's not pink! It's red.

Mario: Well it looks pink to me.

Bully: You're going to pay. EARTHQUAKE!!!

Mario: I'm stunned! Have you gained tons of weight?

Bully: Earth powers, lame brain! It allows me to stun all things near me.

Mario: I'm not surprised.

Bully: HA! You won't find my weakness. It's my head... OH... FORGET I SAID THAT!

Mario: The stronger the dumber!

Mario jumps on his head three times.

Bully: OUCH! HEADACHE! What's happening... I am glowing! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(He disappears into thin air.)

Mario: Yeah!

King Koopa: You may have defeated Bully, but Big Mouth will be more than a match for you!

Mario: Bring it on, Greenie.

King Koopa: YARGH! Big Mouth! Get over here.

Big Mouth: Yes, King Dad.

King Koopa: Son, DEFEAT THAT PESKY PLUMBER with your firepower.

Big Mouth: Eat fireballs, you worthless plumber!

Mario: Where's a Super Block when you need one?

Big Mouth: I need a cape so I can go sky high. There's one up there. I'm going to catch it. WAIT! Mario has better jump than I do! Oh man! I hope he didn't hear.

Mario: Keep it to yourself! YOU'RE TOO TALKATIVE! Ah... it's the Fire Flower!

Big Mouth: Oh... crud...

Mario: Fire VS. Fire, you metal cap-wearing peabrain!

Big Mouth: Peabrain? That was REALLY uncalled for.

Mario: Heh, really?

Big Mouth: BIG FIREBALLS!

Mario: 30 small fireballs!

Big Mouth: They'll outnumber you.

Mario: Five huge out of thirty fireballs. Twenty will pass the huge ones.

Big Mouth: Huh? OH NO!

They all hit Morton.

Mario: See ya next time!

Big Mouth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(He burns and faints.)

King Koopa: Two Koopas down and five to go? You must really want Luigi bad, don't ya, Mario?

Mario: I do, you pesky Koopa.

King Koopa: FINE THEN! But you can't win anyway! Here's your stupid 1-Up Mushroom and Luigi's dead body!

Mario: Eat, Luigi!

Three minutes later...

Mario: It's no use. Luigi's gone forever! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, KING KOOPA!

Luigi: Uh... Mario... I'm free... You've saved me from being permanently eliminated. Let's defeat Koopa together.

Mario: You got it, Bro!

King Koopa: Hip and Hop, or should I say Ice and Wind Bros! ATTACK!

Hip: I'm Ice!

Hop: And I'm Wind!

Hip: We are the ultimate-

Hop: Ice and Wind Bros!

(They start giggling.)

Mario: That laugh is almost as bad as Kooky's.

Hip: Are you kiddin', he uses laughing gas to make himself feel good.

Hop: You're doomed now, Bros.

Luigi: HA! Time to put you twins where you belong, in a pipe filled with nightmares.

Hip: Seems quite mean, huh, Brother?

Hop: Let's reverse Luigi's phrasing and put them in the pipe of nightmares!

(They giggle again.)

Luigi: Oh that laugh! That horrible, horrible laugh!

Mario: Let's show those twins what the ultimate power is all about. I'll get Hip and you get Hop.

Hip: Glacier attack!

Mario: Sharp icicles, that would be bad if I got hit!

Hop: Tornadoes!

Luigi: I don't know about you, but tornadoes make me dizzy!

Hip and Hop: ICE TORNADO!!!

Mario: Luigi! Let's use that super move we used to defeat Koopa last time.

Mario and Luigi: Splash Bros!

Hip: No one can defeat us-

Hop: When we have ice tornado!

(Mario and Luigi use Splash Bros. on them and they are defeated.)

Hip: That totally-

Hop: HURT!

King Koopa: Four of my Koopa Kids are down already? KOOTIE PIE!!! GET OVER HERE!!!

Kootie Pie: Yes, Dad.

King Koopa: Sweetie, this is your big chance to give the Mario brothers a taste of your water attacks.

Kootie Pie: Hey Mario Brothers, eat these!

(She throws waterballs at them.)

Mario: Patooie. I'm wet, I tell ya.

Luigi: Now we really are waterboys.

Kootie Pie: Tsunami!

Mario: Time for some surfing!

Luigi: I don't know how!

Mario: Remember we had surfing lessons?

Luigi: Yeah, but I failed.

Mario: Try anyway.

Luigi: What do we use for a board?

Mario: Those wood planks.

Kootie Pie: DADDY! I NEED A SURFBOARD!

King Koopa: Here you go, Daughter.

Kootie Pie: Thanks, Daddy. WAVE ATTACK!

(She makes waves that head for Mario and Luigi.)

Mario: Luigi! Remember I told you to use crescent water side slide?

Luigi: Yeah, what about it?

Mario: Do that move and side-slide around it.

Luigi: But what if I fail?

Mario: Then Princess won't make those candy cakes you like.

Luigi: CRESCENT WATER SIDE SLIDE!

(He does the trick to avoid the waves.)

Mario: You did it, Luigi! And so did I.

Kootie Pie: Cheep Cheeps! Attack those water haters!

Mario: ... What a spoiled brat. Luigi, launch your board at that machine!

Luigi: Okay.

(They make their boards hit the machine, which short circuits. The water in the lab conducts the electricity and Kootie Pie gets electrified!)

Kootie Pie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(She passes out.)

King Koopa: Oh no! My castle's lab! It’s lost power! LUDWIG AND CHEATSY! My two favorites! GET THEM! I'm escaping to my doomship with the princess.

Cheatsy: Forget it, Mario Brothers! There's no way you're getting out of this one!

Kooky: Hey, Bros... I am way too fast for you two.

Mario: Forget you two! We are giving your dad a big paddling!

Luigi: Catch us if you can!

Kooky: Okay!

(The scene cuts to the doomship.)

Cheatsy: I'll just use the moving plant elevator.

Mario: How did you get up here so fast?

Kooky: I have lightning. Get it? Fast? Lightning fast?

Luigi: Oh, now I get it.

Mario: Koopa is escaping!

Luigi: Let’s get him!

Mario: We are on the airship already. Luigi, take care of Kooky. I'll get Cheatsy!

Cheatsy: PTOOIES! ATTACK!

Mario: Batter ip!

(He bats back the spiked balls at the Ptooies.)

Cheatsy: Have a taste of my spiky leaves!

Mario: OUCH! That's going to hurt. Huh? LUIGI! I AM POISONED!

Luigi: Hang in there, little big brother! I'll save you.

Kooky: Eh, no you won't! LIGHTNING BOLTS!

(He then giggles.)

Mario: Luigi, help me!

Luigi: A poison remover Shroom! AWESOME!

(He gives Mario the Shroom.)

Luigi: Mario, I found two invincible Stars! I got them before Kooky and Cheatsy did.

(Just then he gets blasted by lightning bolts.)

Kooky: Now we have the Stars!

Cheatsy: Activate the power!

Mario: Off you go, you sneaky Koopaling!

(Cheatsy falls in the volcano and lands on the ground.)

Cheatsy: DRAT!

Kooky: Uh oh! See ya later.

Luigi: Off you go too!

(Kooky falls and hits the ground.)

Kooky: I lost my lightning powers!

Cheatsy: I lost my plant ability!

King Koopa: My Koopalings have been defeated! GARGH! THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'S IIIIIIIIIT!!!

(Koopa shoots a freeze spell at Luigi.)

Mario: NO! LUIGI!

King Koopa: You're next, plumber.

Mario: I may not have Luigi, but I have this!

King Koopa: An invincible Star?!

Mario: Koopa! Eat my fists!

(He punches Koopa in the face.)

King Koopa: OW!!! That hurt, you pesky plumber!

Mario: I'm sending the doomship back to the volcano.

King Koopa: So?

Mario: Heading for the lava!

King Koopa: OH NO! DON'T DO THAT!

Mario: Too late, Koopa, I put the control stick in reverse and broke the control stick that controls the reverse lever.

King Koopa: Freeze spells!

Mario: ACK! NO!

(He dodges the spell. The doomship crashes but misses the lava.)

King Koopa: I have one more attack and you're cornered! IT ENDS HERE!

Peach: Mario! Look by you!

Mario sees the second Power Star dropped by Luigi.

Mario: Good ol' Luigi gave me the Power Star. NO, IT ENDS HERE, KOOPA!

King Koopa: FREEZE SPELLS! WAIT! NO! ACCIDENT!

Mario: I will reverse the spells back to you!

King Koopa: NO!!! NOT THAT!!!

(The freeze spells hit Koopa.)

King Koopa: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(He freezes into an ice sculpture.)

Mario: One punishment for you now!

(Mario pushes him into the lava pool, where he melts. Mario grabs the wand just before it melts, too.)

Mario: OUCH! Got the wand.

(Mario freezes the doomship and puts it in the lava. Then he freezes the Koopa Kids and throws them into the lava too. He then unfreezes Luigi!)

Luigi: Mario! You rescued me again.

Mario: And I defeated Koopa! He, his kids, and the doomship have been iced and put in the lava and melted.

Luigi: We'll never have to hear from them again.

Peach: Boys! You've won, now un-tie me, please.

Mario: Okay.

Luigi: There you go.

Peach: Now Mario, you have to use all the power from the wand, changing it back to normal. Say “change, one two three” really loudly.

Mario: CHANGE, ONE TWO THREE!!!

(The whole kingdom is back to normal.)

King of Warp Land: Mario, thank you for saving my kingdom. Here's one buck for the both of you.

Mario: ...

Luigi: ...

King of Warp Land: Sorry, but I'm not rich.

Peach: Here's the wand back.

King of Warp Land: Thank you, guys. I see your castle was blasted to bits on my screen. I'll fix it for you and make it look just as it was. FIX!!!

(Mario and his friends warp back to the castle.)

Mario: Things will finally change.

Luigi: Yup!

Peach: You two are the best!

Mario and Luigi: Gee, thanks, Princess.

Curtains come down and it shows Mario saying "thank you for watching my cartoon".

The End

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