Lemmy: Hey, this is Lemmy. I’m probably out playing poker with some Clayfighter xharacters, so leave me a message.

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Message #1: Ludwig and Roy

Roy: (in the distance) You'd better get it right this time!

Ludwig: (to Roy) Ok, ok! (into phone) Uh… Hello, this is Vr. Vystery Van.

Roy: Mr. Mystery Man?

Ludwig: And, please go to the vathroom, because ve don’t have a bomb vit in it-

Roy makes a wrong buzzer noise and hangs up.

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Message #2: Waffle (CatScratch)

Hello? Is this the pizza man? Or the market man? Or at least the TV repairman? Either way, can you come over to Ms. Edna Cramdilly’s Mansion and give me some bubble wrap? I like bubble wrap! SPLEE! Ok, I’ll be waiting on the front porch. Bye!

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Message #3: Wario

Hello… This is Wario… the Mystery Voice. Considering Waluigi’s Twin already figured me out, I may as well tell you. That’s all I wanted to say. Bye….

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Message #4: Mario

Hello, Lemmy, this is Luigi. Just to let you know, I cheated on Daisy with your wife. So come over to my mansion and beat the living snott out of me! And by the way, this isn’t Mario calling you, because Luigi, who is me, beat Mario in Chinese Checkers. Ok, BYE!!!

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Message #5: Ryan Stiles

Ryan: Lemmy? Hi. Have you seen my blue shoes? I kind of need them, because my wife and I are going to a blue-shoed affair, which is close to a black-tied affair, but since we don’t own black ties, we’re going to a blue-shoed. My wife bought blue pumps, but I can’t find my gosh-darn blue shoes! Have you seen them?

Mackenzie Stiles (Ryan’s daughter): Daddy? Are these funny clown shoes yours?

Ryan: Never mind. My daughter found them. See ya!

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Message #6: Koops

Hi, Lemmy. Koopie Koo and I are getting married! Do you, your wife, and son want to come? We’ve got shishkabobs with the little cheeses on them, your favorite! Well, anyway, I have to go! Koopie Koo is, uh… waiting for me… Bye!

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Message #7: Ashley

Lemmy, I have found out that in my wicked witchery book, the missing ingredient is any type of species. And since Orbulon and Red didn’t work out, I am going to test out YOU! So, I have sent Red to hunt you down, and if you are still alive, I’ll go try out your brother, Iggy. Ok, bye. HeheHahahaha!

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