Mario and Luigi arre sitting at their table. Luigi is minding his own business while Mario is just eating cheese... all the cheese in the fridge. All of a sudden, Wario and Waluigi come over and sneak through the back door, unnoticed. They somehow figure out the combination to the vault and steal all of Mario and Luigi's money. They stuff all the money in a huge bag and walk off, trying to get by as unnoticed as possible. Mario notices them.
Mario: I wonder what Wario and Waluigi are up to again...
Luigi sees them and notices the bag. The first thing that comes to Luigi's mind is that in the bag is money. Luigi immediately runs over to where they keep their vault, and of course, the vault is open and empty.
Luigi: Mario! Get them! They stole our money!
Mario finishes his last cube of cheese, then heads out the door. Luigi is right behind him. Meanwhile, Waluigi looks behind him and jumps in surprise.
Waluigi: Wah! Wario!
Wario turns back and sees Mario and Luigi running their way. Wario and Waluigi start running as fast as they can. They find a warp pipe and jump into it. Mario and Luigi do the same thing. Then, after falling though the vortex, they all land on a platform with a space vehicle... and they all are in space! Wario and Waluigi immediately spot the Star Wars-like speeder, stuff the bag full of money in the back, and fly off, leaving Mario and Luigi alone with no more vehicles on the platform.
Luigi: I'm really starting to get aggravated with them...
Mario notices a vehicle that looks like a snowboard with a sail and has rockets at the end, which looks like the thing from Treasure Planet.
Mario: There's one!
Mario and Luigi run to it, jump on it (Luigi piloting on the right side and Mario on the left), and both grab hold of the handlebar connected to the sail. Luigi hits the 'take off' button, on the board next to the rockets, with his foot and they blast away. Wario, thinking that they lost Mario and Luigi, goes to turn back until he sees them coming right their way. Wario turns it back ahead and goes forward.
Wario: Gahhh!
Wario moves the shift to turbo. Luigi does the same thing. While they are all flying, there are a lot of other vehicles going in every other direction. Both of them are really close to being hit, but somehow avoid any collissions. Luigi starts to get a little dizzy and drifts away, but Mario steers in the right direction. Mario and Luigi move the sail back and forth, almost running into everything passing by.
Mario: Wooooooaaah!!!
Mario notices that they're about to fly into a HUGE spaceship.
Mario: Luigiiii!!!
Luigi realizes what's going on.
Luigi: Hoo hah ah ahhh!!! WOOOOAAH!!!
Luigi steers out of the way.
Mario: Didn't you ever take flying lessons?!
Luigi: Well, never in space!
A small piece of metal flies by, almost hitting Mario's face.
Mario: Gah!
Luigi: Sorry, Mario... I forgot you don't like flying.
Mario: It's just that I'm not use to it, but what you're doing is suicide!
They run into a shocking beam.
Mario: Luigi!!! How many time have I told yo-
They pass it and are filled with lightning bolts, but the lightning bolts fade away after a while.
Mario: -to watch out for those shock beams?!
Luigi: You never told me to watch out for thoese before cuz we've never BEEN in space before!
Mario: ...
Wario: Bleahehe! Blast 'em down, Waluigi!
Waluigi reaches down and pulls a lever, which makes laser beams blast out the back, almost hitting Mario and Luigi.
Mario: How long are they gonna keep going?!
Luigi: Until they run out of gas... I guess.
Waluigi: Wahahaha! Wait'll they-a find out that this speeder can hold gas for-a over 24 hours!
Wario: Gahahaha!!!
16 1/2 hours later...
Mario is 99 percent asleep and Luigi is still chasing Wario and Waluigi, only he's going slower than before to make sure he doesn't get dizzy again.
Wario: Time-a to try and blast 'em down again!
Waluigi pulls the lever again and blasts a lot of laser beams at once. Mario and Luigi's vehicle gets hit and they start to fall.
Luigi: Mario! Mario!!! MARIO!!!
Luigi is all of a sudden in bed.
Luigi: Mario... Mario!
Mario shakes Luigi.
Mario: Luigi! Wake up!
Luigi opens his eyes.
Mario: You were having a dream. You were yelling my name a lot.
Mario brings Luigi into the kitchen. Luigi sits down as Mario continues eating cheese. Meanwhile, Wario and Waluigi sneak around to the back door. They steal Mario and Luigi's money, put it in a huge sack, and start to sneak away.
Mario: I wonder what Wario and Waluigi are up to again...
A ! pops up above Luigi's head, then disappears. Luigi runs into the room they keep the vault in, then runs back.
Luigi: Mario! Get them! They stole our money!
Mario eats his last cheese cube, then runs out the door. Luigi heads out the door behind Mario, after looking at the camera and saying...
Luigi: Well, here we go again!
The End
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