The Dryest Bones: Well, welcome to our looney house, I mean Interview show, Rose.

Rose: It's a pleasure to be here.

Yishotimi: Uhhh, uhhh, hi?

Rose: Hi. *giggle*

(Yishotimi faints.)

The Dryest Bones: Now that's a problem.

Rose: Why?

The Dryest Bones: He was supposed to do the Interview today. I can't risk Refridgerator interviewing, and Meta Knight is on vacation...

Rose: I'll do it!

The Dryest Bones: No, that's a terrible idea! But, why don't you do it?

Rose: YAY!

The Dryest Bones: And you get to interview a cute little doggie!

Rose: Awwww!

The Dryest Bones: Now dear, remember, at midnight, the spell will be broken.

Rose: WHAT?

The Dryest Bones: Don't ask me about my babbling, you're the unpaid intern.

Rose: I'm an unpaid WHAT?

The Dryest Bones: You see, I never hit you with The Dryest Laser, so you never were really initiated!

Rose: But Kamek and Egg Guy got in with no laser.

The Dryest Bones: I forced Egg Guy, and the laser didn't work out too good on Kamek, so the scene was deleted.

Rose: Then how did Kamek talk in the last seconds?

The Dryest Bones: We stole the Kamek puppet from Roy's Sports Hall.

Rose: Oh...

The Dryest Bones: Now, GO! Bibidi, Babidi, BOO!

(That somehow worked and Rose gets to the Interview show.)

Rose: Hello everyone, welcome to...

Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!

Rose: Aren't you cute! *giggle*

Lemmy: Uhhh, yeah.

Rose: Anyway, today, I interview the cutest little doggie, Poochy!

Poochy: BARK BARK! Super cute English voice activated!

Rose: WOW! Cute and smart! Anyway, why are you invincible?

Poochy: My feet are made out of the same material as the Star that makes Baby Mario super.

Rose: Well, that's just super! All right, so why do you look almost nothing like a dog?

Poochy: That's what I get for taking a bath in acid.

Rose: All right, why didn't it hurt when Yoshi stood on your back?

Poochy: I am super strong and could take it.

Rose: WOW! Time for AUDIENCE QUESTIONS! YAY! Seat IMISSYOU!

Wiggler with a bad accent: Come back to me, cherre! I vwill make yur dreams come true!

Rose: Ewwww! Never! I'm single! Seat IMSINGLE!

Giant Wiggler: What's your phone number?

Rose: It's 333-3333.

(75% of the audience take out a notepad and writes down the number.)

Rose: Seat IHAVEAQUESTION!

Chuck Quizmo: Why did you go in the direction Yoshi was staring at?

Poochy: When Yoshi gets on my back, our vision becomes linked. I just followed where he stared.

Rose: Seat !#%!$#%!#$!

Shroob: !#%$%!$%@ (Why did you appear in many levels in Yoshi's Island, but only one in Yoshi's Story?)

Poochy: I followed the Yoshi Gang around the island, but I couldn't get through the pages in the story.

Rose: VERY NICE! Seat OHMYDAD!

Stan: Oh my DAD, they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You...

Rose: Very nice. Seat IKILLEDKENNY!

DAD: How did you follow Yoshi when he turned into stuff like the Yoshicopter?

Kenny's Ghost: Hi!

Poochy: Unknown to everyone, I have a secret storage of Super Leaves.

Rose: And now, my *sob* least favorite part of the show, the... pain button!

Button: PUSH!

(The whole studio burns down, and only Rose and a few select audience members survive.)

Mario: I'm-a Mario!

(And... um... Mario!)

Rose: LEMMY!

Lemmy: END TRANSMISSION!

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