Larry: Hey Gaara, get me an audience… and a cameraman.
Moments later….
(Gaara has brought in an audience and a cameraman.)
Shy Guy: That’s me!
Gaara: 1,000 gold coins!
Larry: Why do I let you work for me?
Gaara: If you don’t I’ll kill you!
Larry: Hmm….
(Larry ties Gaara to a rocket .)
Gaara: Get me off!
(Larry lights it and the rocket goes flying FAR away.)
Gaara: I’ll get you for thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!
Bogmire: What about me?
Larry: Oh, right. Welcome to Larry’s Interviews! I’ll be interviewing Bogmire!
Bogmire: Hi.
Larry: First question: were you a human before you died?
Bogmire: No. I was never really alive, I’m a curse that is on that mansion and kills all who lives there!
Larry: O.o
Torpedo Ted: I thought someone tampered with the DNA evidence!
Larry: Why did you appear after Luigi beat those enemies?
Bogmire: I was actually asleep, and all of that noise woke me up!
Larry: How can you clone yourself?
Bogmire: I don’t clone, I just mold shadows into my shape.
Larry: How could the shadows trap you?
Bogmire: You see, the molecular particles of a substance mixed with my genetic DNA makes a liquid-type substance that is very sticky.
Larry: That’s nice… but how could the shadows trap you?
Bogmire: *sigh* My shadows form was all mixed up by that vacuum and molded into a sticky substance.
Larry: …
Bogmire: THEY JUST AREN’T NORMAL SHADOWS, ALL RIGHT?!
Larry: Oh…
Bogmire: …
Larry: Audience questions! Seat 4,576!
Koopa: Why didn’t you attack Luigi directly?
Bogmire: I just woke from my nap and needed to charge more.
Larry: Last question: seat 76!
Goomba: Why did lightning strike your tombstone?
Bogmire: It was actually magic energy that made Luigi teleport with me to my battlefield.
Goomba: OH NO!
(Kool-Aid Man bursts through a wall.)
Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH!!! OH YEAH!!!
(Kool-Aid Man runs to the other wall while yelling “OH YEAH!!!” and then goes through another wall)
Larry: Er…
(The building starts to shake.)
Larry: EVERYBODY OUT!
(Everyone runs out while Larry holds the door, but closes it before Lemmy can get out.)
Lemmy: HELP!!! LET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
(Larry is seen outside mindlessly picking his nose while placing an anvil in front of the door.)
Lemmy: LAAAAAAAARRYYY!!!
(The studio collapses.)
Larry: I forgot Lemmy!
(Lemmy rises from some ruble.)
Lemmy: AAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH!!!
(Lemmy starts chasing Larry around with a hammer.)
Shy Guy: Er… END TRANSMISSION!
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