Doopliss' Twin: This is such a waste of time, this isn't worth 50 coins an hour!

Director: That's more than Smithy paid me in a year!

DT: You seriously got beat.

Clerk: What he said.

Director: I can't put DT in a headlock but I'm pretty sure i can do that to you.

Clerk: Bring it on!

(Director and Clerk start beating the snot out of each other.)

DT: Security!!!

Gunyolk: I quit last month!!!

DT: Bonetail, you're my new security. Get them out of here and get me a Chucola Cola.

Bonetail: ARRROOOOOOOO!

(Bonetail eats Director and Clerk.)

DT: When does the Interview start?

Domino: It's over.

DT: What?!

Domino: Good news, you have another Interview for tomorrow!

One day later...

DT: Hello, welcome to DT's Intervews. Now you may be wondering why you are chained to your seats. Well the answer is I don't want everyone scrambling for the exit when the building is inevitably going to be destroyed. Now I uh... Who am I interviewing again?

Domino: Doopliss.

DT: Oh. Who else for ''Doopliss' twin's'  first Interview?

(Doopliss walks in front of DT).

Doopliss:  Wow, it's like looking in a mirror.

DT: Yeah, a very ugly mirror... Wait, did i just insult myself? Oh well... So Doopliss, what games have you been in, for all people who have been living under a rock for the past few years?

Doopliss: I was in PMTTYD, Slick, but seriously, who doesn't know that by now?

DT: What's with the party hat?

Doopliss: What's with yours?

DT: Touc'e.

Doopliss: I lost a bet to the previous owner of the Steeple, Slick, I think it was King Boo. I won the Steeple in a game of Blackjack but I lost the second match and I was forced to wear this hat. But if you ask me, it's kinda stylish.

DT: Gonna pretend you didnt say that last thing. Okay, why did the Boos stay when you got the Steeple?I would think they would follow their leader.

Doopliss: You see, Slick, that was also part of the bet. I won a home and a few servants.

DT: Okay, now did you have a crush on any character, other than Goombella?

Doopliss: No one, other than Marylin.

(DT and the audience stare in horror.)

DT: Pardon me. *gag* i'll leave the questions from the audience to Bonetail.

(Retching noises are heard.)

Bonetail: Aroo roo areooew arwee!

Doopliss: Got it. Ask away, audience. Seat NOARMS.

Goombella: You had a crush on me?

Doopliss: A little.

(Goombella runs out and more retching is heard.)

DT: Okay, Im back. Seat ENDLESSSPEECH.

Morton: What's your favorite food of the eating and munching and gulping and dige-

DT: SHUT IT!

Doopliss: It would have to be that cake when i went to Booster's wedding with peach.

Morton: WEDDING CAAAAAAAKE!!!

DT: You had to get him started, didn't you? SECURITY!!!

(Bonetail comes in and chucks Morton to the other side of Plit.)

DT: Seat BALLTRICKS.

Lemmy (shadow): Can you give me my body back, Doopliss?

Doopliss (Lemmy's form): I have no idea what you're talking about.

DT: Finally, seat IWASNTINFINALFANTASY.

Culex: Do you think you could have beaten Mario in my form?

Doopliss: Hmmm... I don't know, maybe I should check.

(Doopliss gives Lemmy his body back, turns into Culex, and destroys the set.)

DT: OH MAN!!! Where an i going to find an audience now? Just end transmission already.

END TRANSMISSION

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