Amber: Welcome to the relocated version of-
Para: Interviews of Interest!
Amber: Now, to answer to the people reading this, we are in-
DUN DUN DUN!!!
Amber: That was unneeded. Creepy Steeple! The lever, sadly, is implanted in the wall of our studio, and we can't bring it with us, AND since we'll be here a while...
(Amber shoots a mean glare in Lemmy's direction. Lemmy holds up a contract.)
Amber: -we'll have to interview people from the area. First is Doopliss.
(Doopliss runs down from the tower.)
Doopliss: What are you all doing in my house?!
Amber: Shut up and sit in the interviewee chair.
(Doopliss obeys.)
Amber: Now, for a first question, why do you wear that stupid party hat?
Doopliss: Now that, Slick, is a matter of opinion. I happen to think it's cool. Also, my grandpa, Dooplicc, gave it to me.
Amber: Please refrain from calling me Slick. Why do you call people that anyway?
Doopliss: They must be pretty slick to come see me.
Amber: Riiiiiight. Well, anyway, next question. How did you steal a letter from the alphabet?
Doopliss: I didn't. That was added to the game so people couldn't get the answer off the Internet.
Amber: I had heard about the game beforehand, and I tried to spell it in all caps. It didn't work. Why?
Doopliss: Do I look like a videogame programmer to you?
Amber: Who's asking the questions here? Well, now the audience is. Seat 56.
Pikachu: PIKA!
Audience: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
(The audience leaves.)
Amber: Great. I don't have any more questions prepared. Para, ask a question.
Para: Why?
Amber: Because I sead so.
Para: You win this time, but I'll be back. Where did you get your ability?
Doopliss: I was born with it.
Amber: Peach, ask a question.
Peach Koopa: Who's on your family tree?
Doopliss: Shadow Mario is my brother, and he is married to the Shadow Queen. I have a niece named Darkness, who can shapeshift a little.
Amber: Shy?
Shy: Do you like working with the Shadow Sirens?
Doopliss: I would have. They kicked me out once they got Vivian back. But one day, when their backs are turned...
(He makes a hammer-swinging motion.)
Amber: Good luck with that. Seeya all tomorrow on-
Para: Interviews of Interest!
All: Bye!
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