Lemmy’s Thought of the Day

Here is what I was thinking in May 2005. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Sunday, May 1, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Life is a puzzle and the pieces don't fit.
Comments: Eric the Koopa: Except when you lose one down the back of the couch.

Monday, May 2, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: There's no such thing as bad weather, unless, of course, it just isn't managing to rain very well.
Comments: None

Tuesday, May 3, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: When you think you're under fire, check and make sure you're not actually in it instead.
Comments: None

Wednesday, May 4, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: An inch can weigh greater on the mind than a foot.
Comments: None

Thursday, May 5, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: You probably shouldn't use a mobile object as a reference when giving directions.
Comments: Martin: Does that include trailors?

Friday, May 6, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: You're always going to be in debt to someone, so what really matters is to who.
Comments: None

Saturday, May 7, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The last minute gets all the glory, but the first minute gets all the fun.
Comments: None

Sunday, May 8, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The trouble with setting someone up for failure is you put yourself on the line first.
Comments: None

Monday, May 9, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: One man's disaster is another man's best.
Comments: None

Tuesday, May 10, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Winning comes at a price, and that price is negative.
Comments: None

Wednesday, May 11, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Make a promise, and someone, somewhere will take you up on it.
Comments: None

Thursday, May 12, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The big difference between the main event and the sideshow is that no one admits to going to watch the latter.
Comments: None

Friday, May 13, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Good luck and a good attitude will get you far, but you'd better hope you're not over something sharp when they let you you down.
Comments: None

Saturday, May 14, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The only way to make people care about the future is to make the future count today.
Comments: None

Sunday, May 15, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: A first today is worth more than a first tomorrow, because after today's, there's one less out there to get.
Comments: None

Monday, May 16, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Simple pleasures are just that, and don't forget it.
Comments: None

Tuesday, May 17, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Expect less, but strive for more.
Comments: None

Wednesday, May 18, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The elite need only whisper in order to shout. The rest must shout if only to whisper.
Comments: Axemblack97: I have to say you're right, because I whisper 96 percent of the day!

Thursday, May 19, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: If it can be conceived of, it can be priced, or stolen.
Comments: None

Friday, May 20, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: There are times for action, times for deliberation, and times for running around like a complete loon.
Comments: Axemblack97: I like acting like a loon, but I think nutcase is best for me. Trollish Beastfighter: True. Especially for autistics like my alter ego.

Saturday, May 21, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Everything must come to an end, but can linger for a long time first.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: True, but tell me when Morton stops talking or when you run out of ideas.

Sunday, May 22, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The most expensive things are free.
Comments: Popple: But then that means that the cheapest things cost over $1,000,000,000,000,000.

Monday, May 23, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: If there's one thing you shouldn't expect, it's that the expected will actually come to pass.
Comments: None

Tuesday, May 24, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Focus on the logically impossible, then do it.
Comments: None

Wednesday, May 25, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: If food spoiled as suddenly as do surprises, no one would eat.
Comments: None

Thursday, May 26, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: When life throws a curveball at you, duck. If your window gets broken, sue.
Comments: None

Friday, May 27, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Those things you do know are but a small percentage of what you could know if you would simply look in another direction.
Comments: None

Saturday, May 28, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Certainty is so rare that it is often taken for granted.
Comments: Paperlemmy: You mean like you think you're certain about something but you're not?

Sunday, May 29, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Rich are the simple minded, as each instance of thinking costs two cents and brings in only one.
Comments: None

Monday, May 30, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: When the good times are over, the achievements begin.
Comments: None

Tuesday, May 31, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: You don't get ahead by taking the lead.
Comments: None

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