One night in Koopa Castle, the Koopalings and Bowser had just eaten an excellent dinner and are just about to eat desert.

Bowser: Okay everyone, tonight's desert is... Koopa fruit!

Koopalings: Yuck!

Wendy: Oh, do we have to eat this junk?

Bowser: Oh just eat it, and thank Larry for growing it! It's good for you!

Larry: What?! I hate this junk too, King Dad!

Morton: It is obvious that nobody, not everyone, or anyone, likes this horrible, disguting, stupid, irregular-

Other Koopalings and Bowser: SHUT UP MORTON!

Bowser: Now all of you stop your whining and EAT!

After Bowser leaves, the Koopalings all stuff the fruit under the table, but not even Bagels would eat it.

Lemmy: Well if it weren't for Larry, we might have ben eating ice cream!

Roy: I'm gonna pound you!

Just then Jon walks in.

Jon: Hey all!

Iggy: Get away from me you Mario freak!

Lemmy: He's still getting over that whole related to Mario thing.

Iggy: DEMON!

Jon: Oh brother. Hey! What smells so good?

Wendy: Good?! That fruit is garbage!

Jon: I'll be the one to decide that!

Jon goes over and takes a bit, and dosen't even gag!

Koopalings: GASP!

Jon: Yummy! Got any more?

The Koopalings give the rest of the fuit to Jon.

Jon: Oh that is sooooooooooooo good!

Ludwig: The genetic coding of the human being must have a different reaction to the grown plant than ours and thus has a different taste.

Other Koopalings and Jon: What?

Ludwig: The human taste buds react a different way to the-

Jon: You've already lost me.

Ludwig: It tastes different to humans.

Everyone Else: Oh.

Five days later, Jon, Larry, and Lemmy are in the plant room.

Jon: Wow! Those fruits are just lovely! Can I have any more?

Lemmy: No!

Jon: Pleeeeease!

Larry: There isn't any left now anyway, and-

Jon: (grinning visciously) Well then, Lemmy, Larry, we're just going to have to get some more...

Lemmy and Larry: Uh oh...

After a few minutes, Lemmy, Larry, and Jon are all dressed up in protective gear.

Lemmy: You have to be crazy to think I'M going anywhere NEAR Koolorathia Island! They eat Koopas for lunch!

Jon: So? I am not at any risk.

Larry: WHAT ABOUT US?!

Jon: That's why you're covered in spam! They hate that stuff!

Lemmy: Who doesn't?

The group of three finally make it to the island after a run in with Mario, in which Jon threw some pizza off a cliff and he dove for it.

Jon: Well, we're finally here!

Larry: Great! Now let's not be here anymore.

Lemmy: It's too hot!

Jon: Deal with... *thump*

Jon collapses.

Larry: I guess we should help him up.

Lemmy: Do we have to?

Larry: Hmm... nope!

Jon wakes up an hour later at night.

Lemmy: It's about time!

Larry: Put up with it Jon, put up with it!

Jon: Oh SHUT UP!

Larry: What was that?

Jon: What?

???: Oh the hunger!

Jon: Oh the horror!

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