You're all probably wondering what happened to Lazy Loopa after that little "ACCIDENT" with Bowser, right? Well...

It was a particularly horrible day in the Koopa world. A Goomba and Koopa couple were enjoy a vacation car trip.

Goomba: You know what, I am hungry!

Koopa: There is a McDonalds down the street.

Goomba: What the @#$# is a McDonalds?

Koopa: Some kind of fast food place.

Goomba: I am so hungry I'll try anything!

The couple went down the street to the McDonalds.

Koopa: Look, a drive through!

Goomba: Hello. Hello? IS ANYONE THERE?

Voice: Welcome to McDonalds! May I not help you?

Koopa: You sound familiar... HEY, YOU'RE LAZY!!!

Goomba: What are YOU doing here?

Lazy: HEY! I resent that! I'm just trying to make an unhonest dollar here.

Goomba: Oh. I'll have a Quarter Pounder with bacon, no tomatoes, and a grape soda.

Koopa: And I'll have a salad with ceasar dressing and a McChicken.

Lazy: (silently) You'll pay Bowser, oh how you'll pay! (aloud) Would you like fries with that?

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