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But then, Roy saw something that changed his mind...

Roy: Hey! A baseball bat! I can use that to beat up Iggy! Hey, how much for the bat?

Clerk: 90 coins.

Roy: D'oh! I just spent that money.

The clerk eyed the necklace with a scheming money-making eye...

Clerk: How about you trade that necklace in?

Roy: And how about I go breaking that fragile neck of yours?

Clerk: I'm kidding, how about you give me those sunglasses?

Roy: How about I give you a knuckle sandwich, punk?!

Clerk: Sorry, I already visited the food court!

Roy: Grr...

Meanwhile, in the Shoe Department.....

Iggy: Wow, what a colossal pyramid of shoe boxes! I bet Wendy would love those shoes right at the bottom!

And so, Iggy pulled the bottom box, causing the entire thing to collapse on top of him. Of course, Larry came in and pried the box out of the unconscious Iggy's hands, then ran away and purchased the box at a 75%
discount. When Iggy awoke, the store owner made him rebuild the pyramid, minus one box.

Store Owner: You jerk! You missed a box! Now go and find it before I have you set on dish duty.

Iggy: How can there be a kitchen in a shoe store?! And anyway, the box wa-

Store Owner: I won't have you backtalk me! In you go!

Cut to Iggy in a kitchen sink full of bubbles scrubbing some shoes in the sink and placing them on the rack. Ludwig, meanwhile, was busy looking through tools and eyed one so smooth you could literally see your reflection on it. Ludwig figured he could buy it for Wendy then later steal it for himself. Morton had meanwhile picked Wendy up a book titled "1000 Scandinavian Puns". Above Morton, in the rafters, was Larry using his spy equipment. He saw the name of the book and figured he should buy Wendy a translator, but he already had the box of shoes.

Larry: Oh, how can I get her two gifts? I'll look like I actually CARE for her! Wait! I got it!

Later, in the bookstore...

Clerk: So, Ms. Tayce T, are you sure you want this book? You usually come by for only cookbooks and the latest Sonic comic book recently!

Larry (wearing a Tayce T. disguise): Boy, that Miles Prowler is really something... Anyways, I do want this book!

Clerk: Well... okay.

Larry: Ya!

Of course, little did he know that Morton saw this and reported to the press that the cook from Paper Mario did in fact like Wendy and was psychic, since she bought a gift that matched his. Now, the real Tayce T. is on press tours and is currently being discovered by a famous director who will put her into his next film, "Psychic of the Cutlery: An Almost True Documentary on Tayce T". Meanwhile, back in the mall.....

Lemmy: Hmm. What should I get? I'm going to actually get something decent so I don't get screamed at.

Lemmy went to the jewelry section.

Lemmy: I'll take this diamond ring.

Clerk: That's 13,000 coins.

Lemmy: Uhh... I meant the one next to it!

Clerk: That's 8,000 coins.

Lemmy: Uhh... The little one?

This went on for a while.

Lemmy: Okay. This one is perfect. How much does it cost?

Clerk: 25 cents.

Lemmy: Huh? That's not even Plit currency. Okay.

Lemmy put a quarter into the gumball machine and got the plastic ring without even a phony diamond on it.

Lemmy: Uh... maybe she won¹t notice that it's missing...

Meanwhile, a particular store was in total shambles. Jewelry, clothes, and boxes littered the immediate area along with a bunch of shattered glass. The sound of a cash register totaling up a purchase filled the lifeless view from the food court. Five seconds later, Roy Koopa marched out of the store baring four large bags of sports equipment and a small box. A man on crutches and wearing eye patch watched him leave the store. Some time later, ten minutes before the store would close, Bowser was thinking while eating a foot-long in the food court where Roy and the sports store clerk were previously.

Bowser: Let's see... Roy bought her jewelry, Ludwig bought her makeup and some tools, Larry bought a pair of shoes for her, Morton bought her a joke book, Tayce T. bought her a Scandinavian translating book, Lemmy bought her a ring, and Iggy received a 50-dollar gift certificate for working so hard that he'll give to Wendy. All that's left is... ME?! Oh dear, it's almost closing time! I must hurry!

Bowser ran into a store selling food. He found a huge 100-pound chocolate bar.

Bowser: How much is this?

Clerk: 40 coins.

Bowser paid and walked outside.

Ludwig: CHOCOLATE!

Ludwig jumped onto Bowser and tried to devour the chocolate.

Bowser: LUDWIG!!!

Ludwig stopped ripping at the chocolate bar like a possessed rotwiler and suddenly realized what he stole, and from whom he stole it from...

Ludwig: Uh... oops?

Ludwig offered the drooled on and half-eaten chocolate bar up to his dad.

Bowser: GRAW!!!

At that moment, every light in the mall went out, and some people in uniform baring sticks circled around the Koopa family.

Ludwig: Oh no.

Lemmy: Don't worry, the lights are out! They can't see us!

Uniformed Guy: You would like that, wouldn't you? HA HA HA!

Then, the Koopa family (excluding Wendy, of course) and the guys with really big sticks all got into a skirmish. A while later, seven characters were on the floor, bleeding and unconscious. The day after....

Wendy: Oh family! Thank you very much! Especially you, King Dad! I always wanted a 7-pack of uniformed guys!

Uniformed Guys: Ow...

Bowser: Anything for my precious little girl!

Credit goes to Wooster, Dark Koopa, Bobby, Waluigi's Twin, Martin, and Lightningkoopa for writing, editing, suggesting, or in any way enhancing this story.

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