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Where we last left our heroes, they were chasing after a pink ball guy named Kirby. Mario, for some reason, changed into blue overalls and a red shirt.

Mario: Where do you think the little guy is taking us?

Kari: I don't know, but it could be Squid Cove.

Kirby: Poyo! Poyo!

Mario and Kari kept on chasing Kirby. Meanwhile, in an old castle, a fat, bird-like king was sitting on his throne eating noodle soup (you know, the Raman noodles). Just then, a snail-like guy rushed into the throne room.

Snail Guy: Sire! Sire!

Bird King: What is it, Escargoon?

Escargoon: Sire! Kirby has some new friends and I think he will use them to fight monsters!

Bird King: What do they look like?

Escargoon: One is a plumber wearing red, and the other is a girl wearing a spacesuit.

Bird King: They don't sound tough. I'll just whack them with my hammer.

The bird king and Escargoon hopped into a limo to harm our heroes. Back with our heroes, they were still chasing Kirby.

Kari: (playing with a Game Boy SP) On my Map SP, it says that we are heading for Squid Cove.

Mario: (looking back) What's that?

Mario and Kari looked back to see the bird king and Escargoon in the limo. The bird king had a hammer. Kari pulled out her DS.

Name: King DeDeDe
Game: Kirby (series)
Attacks: Swings his hammer.
Des: Is the king of Dream Land.
Weakness: Steal his hammer.

Mario went near DeDeDe, punched him, and stole his hammer.

DeDeDe: Ouch! Hey! How did you do that?!

Mario: I did this trick in Super Smash Bros. RPG.

DeDeDe: I'll be back, plumb scum!

DeDeDe and Escargoon got back in the limo and vanished in a mysterious light.

Mario: What happened?

Kari: I don't know, but let's just go to Squid Cove!

Mario: Right, let's-a go!

Mario, Kari, and Kirby continued to Squid Cove. Meanwhile, in Bowser's Castle, Bowser was in Ludwig's room near Ludwig and a machine.

Bowser: Are you sure this will work, Ludwig?

Ludwig: Don't worry, King Dad, you will have that force of evildoers in no time!

Bowser: Just think, I will have the most evil villains under the sun, Mario will fail, and I will finally marry Peach!

The machine jumped about and made strange sounds. Suddenly, King DeDeDe and Escargoon came out of the machine.

DeDeDe: Where am I?

Bowser: Mario! You're doomed! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Back with our heroes, they had reached Squid Cove.

Mario: Now that we are at Squid Cove, what should we do now?

Kari: First, we will get a huge platter of calamari.

Mario: Why do we need calamari?

Kari: I'm hungry.

Mario and Kari got a huge platter of calamari. Mario and Kari had their share of the calamari and gave the rest to Kirby. To their surprise, Kirby ate it all in just a few seconds, though it would have taken an average person a lot of minutes to eat the whole thing.

Mario: Wow! He has more of an appetite than me!

Kirby: Poyo! Poyo!

Kari: The next thing we should do is rent a spaceship from that shipyard and sail the biggest sea ever.

Mario: What sea is that?

Kari: The galaxy.

Mario: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Kirby: Poyo! Poyo!

Mario, Kari, and Kirby hopped into a spaceship and headed out to the stars.

Mario: When will we get to our destination? I'm starving!

Kari: But we just had calamari ten minutes ago!

Just then, they saw a spaceship battling a floating monkey head with floating hands.

Mario: That is one ugly head!

Kari pulled out her DS.

Name: Andross
Game: Star Fox (series)
Attacks: Punches and sucks thing up
Des: A floating monkey head that wants to control the galaxy
Weakness: Shoot his hand and his face

Mario: How do we attack if we are in this ship?

Kari: Let's hope that other ship defeats him.

The other ship was about to launch a charged shot at Andross, but then, like King DeDeDe, he disappeared in that same light. The ship went down to the planet below the heroes.

Mario: Hey, that's Plit.

Kari: I wonder what that other ship wants to do on Plit?

Mario: Let's-a go and find out!

The heroes sailed down to the surface of Mario's planet. Meanwhile, Bowser was watching Ludwig press many buttons on the machine.

DeDeDe: You're saying this machine can summon all kinds of villains?

Bowser: That's what my son, Ludwig, said.

Ludwig: I'm almost done with the summoning. All we have to do is wait.

Just then, Andross appeared.

Andross: Noooooo! I was about to give that fox a sneak attack!

Bowser: You can kill all the foxes you want later! You just have to wait for my son to summon two more villains.

Andross: It's not fair!

Andross got a fussy look on his face. Back with our heroes, they were now on Plit where Hyrule is.

Mario: So this is the ship we saw earlier.

Kari: I wonder what's inside?

The ship opened up to revealed a fox-like guy.

Mario: Who's that?

Kari pulled out her DS.

Name: Fox McCloud
Game: Star Fox (series)
Attacks: Uses blaster and flies a spaceship that shoots lasers and bombs
Des: He is the leader of the Star Fox team

Kari: We found ourself the next hero!

Mario: Wahoo! I got him!

Kirby did his victory dance.

Fox: Can anyone explain what's going on here?

Mario and Kari explained the adventure to Fox.

Fox: I get it now!

Kari: (looking at her DS) It appears that the next hero is in this area. I wonder where he is?

Just then, some octopus-like monsters came to the heroes and spit rocks at them.

Mario: What are those things?

Kari pulled out her DS.

Name: Octorock
Game: Zelda (series)
Attacks: Spit rocks
Des: An octopus creature found in every Zelda game and in every story the
E-Man writes
Weakness: Deflect the rocks they shoot back

Fox: If only I had my blaster!

Kari: My Nintendo gun is still charging.

Mario: Where's Kirby?

Kirby could be seen eating apples from a tree.

Kirby: Poyo! Poyo!

Kari: We're doomed!

Just then, a few bolts of light came from the bushes and hit the Octorocks, making them disappear.

Kari: We're saved!

Mario: Yes, but by whom?

Fox: What is a whom?

Mario: A whom can be anyone, boy or girl.

Fox: Oh.

Just then, a boy jumped out from the bushes. He had blond hair, a green tunic, and a green, elf-like hat.

Boy: It's a good thing I saved you guys from the Octorocks or things could have gone ugly!

Mario: Like Andross?

Fox: How did you know about Andross?

Boy: Who's Andross?

Kari pulled out her DS.

Name: Link
Game: Zelda (series)
Attacks: Swings his sword, uses shield, etc.
Des: He is the hero of time

Fox: So that's how you know about Andross!

Kari: We got another hero! Time to head for DK Island!

Link: That's nice, but you’ve got to help me out first.

Mario: What can we do to help?

Link: Follow me.

Link led our heroes to a dark castle over a pit of lava.

Fox: That's a lot of lava.

Mario: How do we get across?

Link: Can one of you guys fly?

Fox: I could fly my Arwing there, but I would crash and kill myself.

Kirby: Poyo! Poyo!

Kari: I think Kirby can fly.

Link: Great! Can he fly over to that switch that is by the door?

Kirby flew over to the switch, but he couldn't push it down.

Link: Why is he not pushing it down?

Kari: I think it is because he is so light. Maybe if he sucks up that rock, he will open the door.

Kirby sucked up the rock, transformed into Stone Kirby, pushed down the switch, and a bridge appeared.

Link: Now we're talking!

The heroes went inside the castle to see a girl with blond hair and a pink dress and a man with green skin and red hair.

Man: I’ve got you now, Zelda!

Zelda: That’s what you think, Ganon! Link will come here and save me!

Link: You guys wait here. I'll take care of Ganon!

Ganon: You again?! I thought you would never get inside!

Link: I did have a little help.

Link winked at Kirby.

Kirby: Poyo! Poyo!

Ganon: That may be so, but you won't live to save Zelda once my pet is through with you.

Ganon snapped his fingers, and a very large, dinosaur-like monster entered the room. Kari pulled out her DS.

Name: King Dodongo
Game: Zelda (series)
Attacks: Rolls around in a ball and breaths fire
Des: A giant dinosaur that is the king of Dodongos
Weakness: Put a bomb in his mouth and slash him with a sword

Ganon: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Look who’s tough now! Ha, ha, ha. Wait! I remembered something!

Link: What's that?

Ganon: I'm afraid of Dodongos! EEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Ganon jumped out the window, but instead of landing in the lava, he disappeared like King DeDeDe and Andross.

Link: He may have the Triforce of Power, but he does not have the Triforce of Courage.

King Dodongo, not knowing what to do, killed himself.

Zelda: Is Ganon dead?

Link: I don't think so. I did not hear the lava splash. Anyway, you are free to go back to the castle.

Zelda: Ok!

Zelda ran away.

Link: Thanks for the help, guys! Now to go to that DK place!

Our heroes rented a boat at Hyrule's boat shop and headed out to DK Island. Meanwhile, Bowser was waiting patiently for the next villain.

Andross: Is he here yet?

Bowser: No.

Andross: Is he here yet?

Bowser: No!

Andross: Is he here yet?

Bowser: NO!

Andross: Is he here yet?

Bowser: WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF!

Andross: Is he.

Bowser: ROAR!!!!

Bowser breathed fire in Andross' face.

Andross: Owww.

Ludwig: Good news, King Dad! The next villain is on his way!

Bowser: SWEET!

Just then, the machine made Ganon appear.

Ganon: HELP ME I'M FALLING! What the? I'm not falling! HELP! DODONGO!

Ganon hid behind the machine.

Bowser: It's ok, friend. I'm not a Die… Do… De... Whatever you said!

Ganon: (in fear) R-really?

Bowser: Really.

Ganon: YES!

Andross: Fox killing time?

Bowser: Not yet.

Andross: SHOOT!

Back with our heroes, they were on a swan boat heading for DK Island.

Mario: I can't believe this is the last boat they had.

Kari: At least they had a boat left so we can sail the sea.

The heroes saw an island in the shape of DK's head in the horizon. The heroes sailed to the island. When they arrived at the island, they saw DK in his hammock eating a banana.

Mario: Hey, Donkey Kong!

DK: Hey, Mario! Who are those guys, and why are you on my island?

Mario: Well…

Mario explained everything to DK.

DK: So that's it. I will join you and your new friends on your adventure.

Mario: Yahoo! I got him!

Kirby did his dance.

Fox: Mission complete!

Link raised his sword in the air.

Kari: We got all the heroes! Now let's get that-

DK: But, on one condition.

Mario: Mamamia!

Kari: *sigh* What do we have to do?

DK: A friend of mine is trapped by this witch. I was hoping you would come and help me save him.

Mario: *sigh* We'll do it.

DK: Great! We'll take my banana boat to Jiggy Country.

Mario: Lead the way, DK! Hey, that rhymes.

DK took our heroes to a dock.

DK: Strange, I thought King K. Rool would try to get me by now.

Just then, K. Rool poked his head from the bushes.

K. Rool: With this can of Kong Away Spray, I will be victorious!

K. Rool was about to spray it, but did the same thing DeDeDe, Andross, and Ganon did. He disappeared. Meanwhile, Bowser was waiting for the last villain.

Bowser: I wonder when that last villain will be here?

Ludwig: Pretty soon, King Dad. It will just take a few more seconds.

King K. Rool appeared by Ludwig's machine.

K. Rool: Hee, hee, hee. Hey, wait a minute. I'm not on DK Island!

Bowser: That's right! We have all the villains we need now!

Gruntilda: Hey! What about me?

Bowser: Sorry! No girls allowed! This is a man's club!

Gruntilda: Well I never! I will get my revenge!

Gruntilda flew off to her lair in Spiral Mountain.

Bowser: Let the assault begin!

Bowser and his villains headed for Peach's Castle, Ludwig staying behind to work on some inventions. Just then Lemmy saw what was going on.

Lemmy: KAMEK! KAMEK!

Lemmy dashed into Kamek's room. He was practicing a new spell he’d seen in Magikoopa Monthly.

Kamek: What do you want, Lemmy? Can't you see I'm practicing this new spell?

Lemmy: But Kamek, I saw King Dad with a bird king, a floating monkey head, a man with green skin, and King K. Rool!

Kamek: I think you spend too much time with your website. Why don't you give it a rest?

Lemmy: NEVER!

Kamek: I'm just saying…

Lemmy pushed Kamek out the window.

Kamek: I should learn to keep my mouth shut.

Our heroes were now at Spiral Mountain. They had just made it to Gruntilda's room. In her room, Banjo, Kazooie, and Tooty were in a cage.

Gruntilda: I’ve got you, my pretty, and your big brother with his birdy friend, too.

Mario: We just need a distraction to get the witch away from your friends, DK.

DK: But what could we use?

Link: How about a boomerang?

Kari: That will work.

Link threw his boomerang and Grunty saw it.

Grunty: Hey! Who's there?

Grunty looked around for the boomerang while Fox picked the lock off the cage. Our heroes escaped Grunty's Lair.

Grunty: Hey! Who let them out? I don't know who did this, but they'll be sorry for messing around with me!

Back at Spiral Mountain, our heroes were about to get their reward.

Banjo: Thanks for getting me out of that jam! Here's a little something for you.

Banjo gave our heroes a Clockwork Kazooie Egg.

Kazooie: Crack this baby on the ground to give those baddies a run for their money.

Link: I bet I can use this for another distraction.

Kari: We saved your friend, DK. Can we now go to Magic Lamp Island?

DK: Sure! Since you did save my friends!

Our heroes went to the island with the lamp on it. Meanwhile, Peach was in her room making herself pretty. Just then, Luigi came in.

Luigi: Hey, Peach! Mario had to-

Just then, the villains came in.

Peach: EEEEEEEK! Bowser and some guys I don't know! Get Mario, Luigi!

Luigi: He's not here. He is on an adventure.

Peach: WHAT?!

Bowser: Did you say that Mario isn't here? This is going to be too easy!

The villains took Peach back to Bowser's Castle.

Luigi: MARIO! WHERE ARE YOU? WE GOT TROUBLE!

Our heroes were now on the island where the lamp was.

Kari: To get the lamp, we need to past five tests.

Mario: Good thing I got all those heroes!

Mario passed his test. It was a series of platforms that he had to jump over. Kirby passed his test. He had to find the door under one of the piles of food. Fox passed his test. He had to fly his Arwing through a hallway with a lava floor. Link passed his test. He had to kill all the monsters in the room. DK passed his test. He had to swing from vine to vine to get across a pit. They finally reached the room that had the lamp. It is like a lamp you might find in your house only golden and with amagical glow around it.

Kari: All we have to do now is lift the lamp.

Mario: That's it?

Kari: That's it.

Our heroes lifted the lamp.

Kari: We did it! All we have to do now is take it to E3 and throw this lamp at Spooky (from Pac-Man).

Mario: Who's Spooky?

Kari: Spooky is this ghost guy from Pac-Land that wants to make games that star the ghosts from Pac-Man!

Mario: Oh no!

Kari: We have to do something before-

Heroes except Kirby: WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

Kari: OK! OK! FINE! Now to go to E3!

Kari drew a portal to E3 and our heroes jumped into it. Meanwhile, the villains had Peach in their clutches.

Bowser: That was too easy! With Mario gone, things for us villains will be easy! Time for me to marry Peach!

Other Villains: HEY! WE WANT TO MARRY PEACH!

Bowser: Oh yeah?

The villains got into a fight about who would marry Peach. Suddenly, Grunty swooped down from the sky and stole her.

Grunty: I told you I'd get my revenge!

Bowser: That witch! She took Peach! After her!

The villains headed out to get Peach. In E3, Spooky was sitting on his throne.

Spooky: Ha, ha, ha! All of Nintendo is mine!

Mario: What should we do now?

Link: I think a distraction is needed here.

Link cracked the egg and a metal chick came out. The chick approached Spooky.

Spooky: Hey, you are so cute.

The chick exploded in Spooky's face.

Spooky: HELP! I'M BLIND!

Our heroes threw the lamp at Spooky, and he disappeared into the lamp.

Kari: Thanks, guys! Now to hide the lamp.

Kari went to Pac-Land and hid the lamp under the golden fruit tree.

Kari: Spooky will never come out of there!

As soon as Kari left, four ghosts approached the tree.

Ghosts: Man, are we hungry!

The ghosts pulled the fruit off the tree and Spooky came out of the tree.

Spooky: I'M FREE! As a reward for releasing me, I will kill Pac-Man.

Ghosts: SWEET!

Spooky: Give you cool robots.

Ghosts: DOUBLE SWEET!

Spooky: And a cool submarine.

Ghosts: TRIPLE SWEET!

Our heroes were back at Mario's house.

Kari: Thank you very much! I will put you guys on the front of Nintendo Power!

Mario: But I want to have another game about me!

Other Heroes except Kirby: And us too!

Kirby: Poyo! Poyo!

Kari: Sorry, it's the best I can do.

Kari went back to E3-

Mario: Well, I guess it's time to.

The villains came to our heroes.

DK: Give these guys a beating!

Mario: I was going to say goodbye, but that works too.

Our heroes got into a fight with the villains.

DeDeDe: I guess it's time to clobber you, Kirby, with my... Oh shoot! Mario took my hammer!

Kirby ate the hammer Mario took from DeDeDe, transformed into Hammer Kirby, and hammerrf DeDeDe back to Dreamland. Fox was in his Arwing fighting Andross.

Andross: Give up, Fox! I made myself invincible in that lab I was in! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Fox shot a bomb in Andross' mouth while he was laughing, and he combusted into flames. Meanwhile,  Link was in a sword fight with Ganon.

Link: Hey, Ganon, there's a Triforce behind you.

Ganon: Where?

Link taped a bomb to his back. The bomb blew him all the way to the lava pit near Bowser's Castle.

Link: Ganon's a sucker for the Triforce!

DK found a steel keg that was conveniently placed by him. He threw it at K. Rool, sending him back to DK Island. By this time Mario had finished stomping on Bowser.

Mario: Where's Peach?!

Bowser: Uggg. Grunty has her.

Mario: WHAT?!

Bowser: She took her as soon as I got her to my castle.

Mario: You guys stay here! I'll go take care of a certain witch.

Mario ran to Spiral Mountain.

Link: Want to go to my place to get pizza?

All Heroes except Kirby: SURE!

Kirby: Poyo! Poyo! Poyo!

The heroes headed for Hyrule for some pizza. Meanwhile, Mario was back in Grunty's Lair.

Grunty: Pull the lever, Klungo!

Klungo: Why?

Grunty: So I can steal her beauty. Pull the lever!

Klongo: Which one?

Grunty: For the last time, Klungo! PULL THE LEVER!

Klungo: ALL RIGHT!

Klungo pulled a lever and Grunty was transformed into a frog.

Grunty: WRONG LEVER, KLUNGO!

While Grunty was beating up Klungo, Mario grabbed Peach and took her back to her castle.

Peach: Thank you, Mario. Here's your reward.

Peach kissed Mario on the cheek and gave him a big bowl of pasta.

Luigi: A happy ending at last!

Meanwhile, in Bowser's Dungeon, Bowser put Ludwig into a cell.

Bowser: You got me the worst villains EVER! Go in this cell until I SAY SO!

Ludwig: But, King Dad! Can't I just make another invention to get Mario?!

Bowser: You can make all the inventions you want after THIS MONTH!

Ludwig: That may be so, but I got science on my side!

Ludwig used a teleporter to go to Grunty's Lair.

Grunty: That must be the boy who threw that boomerang, freed those pests, and took away my princess! You messed with the wrong witch, boy!

Ludwig: I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN THE DUNGEON!

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