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When we last left
our heroes…
Washu sighed
and turned on her heel. She called back over her shoulder, “Thanks for
the chat, Wendy!”
The response
came, barely audible over the splashes. “No problem!” She wasn’t being
stupid, of course, we all know that, she just wasn’t in the mood for a
chat with two condemned idiots.
Now…
“Who’s next?”
I asked Washu.
“You’re the expert.”
“Oh yeah, sorry,”
I said. “Let’s see, the next Koopaling is Iggy.”
A few minutes
later…
“Yes, I see your
problem.” That was Iggy “I’m sure I can get my siblings to help.”
“What can you
do?” Washu asked.
Iggy replied,
“We can at least make you a minion.”
“That’s fine
with me!” I replied.
“Okay, I’ll be
back.” With these words Iggy left.
“Hey, Washu?”
I called.
“Yes?”
“What’s a minion?”
“Grrrrrrrrrrrr.”
She growled at my stupidity.
A few more minutes
later…
“All right, I
have good news and bad news,” Iggy said as he walked in.
“What’s the good
news?” I asked.
“That King Dad
will let you be a minion.”
“And the bad
news?” That was Washu.
“That King Dad
will only let one of you be a minion.”
“Uh oh,” I said.
“But I have a
solution,” Iggy said.
Iggy teleported
us to a secret underground lab. “Husky, you stand on this panel, Washu,
you stand on that one,” Iggy said.
“What will this
do?” I asked Iggy.
“You’ll see.”
Iggy hit a button,
then Washu and I disappeared in a flash of white light.
A few MORE minutes
later…
Iggy stepped
into the throne room. “King Dad?”
“Yes?”
“Allow me to
present our new minion, Husky/Washu!”
I stepped into
the room in my Husky form.
“A DOG?” Bowser
screamed “I asked for a warrior with superpowers!”
“I do have one
power,” I said
I switched to
my Washu form. Just then a Terrapin ran in. “King Koopa, sir!” the Terrapin
said
“SPEAK, SOLDIER!”
Bowser said
“The Marios are
attacking, sir!”
“Have the Koopa
Troop move out!”
“SIR, YES SIR!!!”
“Husky/Washu,
let’s see what you can do,” Bowser told me.
A few minutes
later…
I was combating
Mario in my Washu form. Finally I knocked him to the ground. Then I switched
to my Husky form, bit Mario on the leg, swung him in circles, and threw
him into Luigi. Finally Bowser shot them with a Bullet Bill, knocking them
back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
An hour later…
We were all sitting
in the courtroom.
“I hereby drop
all charges against Husky/Washu and officially declare them part of the
Koopa Troop,” said Bowser.
Washu: So that’s
your life?
Husky: Yup.
Washu: Mine is
simpler. I was born, I lived 13 years, got bored with life, built a rocket
from scraps, crashed, jumped down a pipe, got thrown in a dungeon, and
met a talking dog. The rest is in your life story.
Husky: So that’s
our life stories.
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