Produced By: Michael Jackson (!)
Developed by: Sega
Platform: Nintendo Entertainment System
Year of Release: 1990
Genre: Beat 'em up / Platformer

Okay... Um... It's a Michael Jackson game. Cool. Bizarre, I must say. VERY bizarre. I just don't know WHY they would do it. It's based on a movie. VERY bizarre movie. I've watched it and didn't like. This Review goes on a scale from 0 to 10. See the game now.

STORY - 3
The story is really Michael's kid-loving style: an evil gangster named Mr. Big plans to kidnap all the children in the world (for unknown reasons) and Michael must save them. All right. That's all. No more. Dumb.

GRAPHICS - 8
K, the graphics are very nice, they have a very good texture. One of the few good points in the game.

GAMEPLAY - 5
Another boring part. As a beat 'em up game, the only things you do are punch, kick, or throw your fedora (for those who don't know, it's the name of Michael's hat) at crazy weirdo guys who keep on popping up like ants on a sugar bowl (before you complete a world, you must punch a lot of them, and that's the worst part). You also must oppen a bazillion doors to find the kids. This keeps on repeating through all the phases; the only things that change are the scenery and the music.

FUN FACTOR! - 4
What is the fun of kicking a lot of guys, opening doors, and... kicking a lot of guys? Nothing! And, when you complete a world and defeat all the guys that appear, you receive a very optimistic message from Mr. Big: "Ha Ha! You'll never get me!". Anything else? NO!

FINAL NOTE - 3.5
This is the worst game ever made before "Crash Boom Bang". (Be prepared, I'll review it in the future.) Only buy it if you are a extremely devoted fan of Michael or like defeating enemies with crazy dance steps.

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