It's me, doing what I do best!  Please, proceed into my land... or I might fall off my ball!  Oh, and thank Winx for being such a great photographer.

Welcome to Lemmy’s Land!  No passports are required. I am Lemmy Koopa, owner of this land. As the fun-loving Koopaling, I only allow fun things to get into my land. I love to read stories, especially about me and my brothers and sister. Therefore, my land specializes in "fun" fiction stories. With thirty and a half different and unique sections in my land, you should find plenty of fun things to do. Come in and feel free to enjoy yourself, but remember: having fun is a strictly enforced rule in Lemmy’s Land!  Please jump in and immerse yourself in the fun!

Warning: Lemmy's Land is constantly under construction. Watch out for ditches and bulldozers. Do not disturb any hardworking construction Troopas.

Today’s Updates: August 15: Changed the Message Board in Camp Fire Tales. Added the rest of Bowser Goes Back to School to Fun Fiction. Added TV Madness and TMS's Sugar High to Scribbles. Added Make-up Mischief to Mysteries. Added MORTON interviews ROY and SANDSLASH interviews MEWD to Interviews. Changed the poll in Poll. Added a Quizzie to Labyrinths. Added 19 pics to Photos. Added a bio to Tourist Bios. Added 1 link to Links.

Wow! Lemmy's Land is a year old! It sure has grown a lot in a year, and I hope to continue this growth into year two.

Assistant: I would like to thank and give credit to me new assistant, Sandslash. Sandslash will be helping me to take care of Lemmy's Land so that I can get more done, and may even take charge at times. Please feel free to Email Sandslash as you would me; if he can't help you he will forward the mail to me.

SPECIAL NEWS!!!  The Mario shows are back on TV!  3 episodes will be featured on the new channel PAX on Sundays at 6 AM Eastern Time during the Pax Kids time block.  I am sure that all Koopa and Mario fans are very excited, and I will be thrilled to see myself on TV again.  Only about 15 episodes are scheduled to be shown, but it is one step in the right direction.  I hope that ALL of you can watch it and / or record it, not only because it is a great show, but because if it gets a lot of viewing hits, PAX may be inclined to give it an actual time slot.  It may even lead to me and my siblings being in another game.  This is the time when all us Koopa lovers, and yeah, even all those Mario lovers, must band together, while our window of opportunity is wide open.  The Koopalings... uh... I mean, the Mario universe will be famous again!

Credit goes to Sandslash, who first told me, and the Super Mario Headquarters, where he got his info.

Site Fights; Please Vote!:  I have joined this really cool organization, where you get to vote for your favorite site, the Site Fights.  It is a friendly competition, and it is really fun.  I am hoping you will all vote for me by clicking on the DJesters Royale banner.  You get one vote per site per day, so you could really be a help to my cause.  If you vote for me... maybe I'll teach you how to ride a ball.  Right now, I have an award, an official banner, a spirit campain banner, and a spirit stick from them.  Here they are:

This is my new but spirited team, the DJester Royales. Please vote for me if you like my site. Maybe you could even join...

Here is a spirit stick, intended to show the good will of this organization.  It looks remarkably like my magic wand, but can be used only for good.  Click on it to go to my SPIRIT PAGE.

Although this is a friendly competition, everyone wants to win.  Therefore, I ask that if you like my site, you take the time to vote for me.  It only takes a minute, and all you need to do is enter your Email address and click the circle next to 'Lemmy's Land'.  I am in the runnings and the above banner and award are direct links to the page where you can vote for me.  Also, if you want to vote for me but don't want to take the time to come here every time and then click on the banners, Email me and I will send you the address!  Also, I am very willing to exchange votes.  You get to vote one time every day for as many sites as you like per ISP address.  With your support, I will be able to make it to the top.

News:  Please go read the important Lemmy's Land news at the bottom of this page.

Tourist Attractions in Lemmy’s Land

Lemmy’s Updates: Check out my progress to see what’s new.

Lemmy’s Bios: Find out who’s who in the Koopa world.

Larry's Tourist Bios: Go post your own bios and read the interpretations of other tourists.

Lemmy’s Fun Fiction: Lots of fun stories about me and my siblings.

Lemmy’s Mysteries: Solve the mysteries and see who’s in trouble.

Lemmy's Scribbles: Not enough to be Fun Fictions, but enough to be... interesting.

Lemmy's Camp Fire Tales: Come continue another author's tale and see what we end up with!

Wendy's Phonebooth: Wendy loves to talk on the phone, so why not call her and ask questions about us lovable Koopalings?

Lemmy's Interviews: Go read interviews of various characters by various characters. Depending on who's involved, it could be downright funny!

Susan's Beautiful (Just Like Me) Pages: Just thinking about it makes me sick. You can go in if you like, but I wouldn't and I don't care if you do.

Morton's Chatting Plans: There will sometimes be special events in Lemmy's Mortonish Chat Room and the talker knows all about them!

Lemmy's Mortonish Koopa Chat Rooms: Go talk as long as you want about Koopas and other Mario characters in either of the chat rooms.

Lemmy’s Messageboard: Go post and read messages about your favorite video game characters.

Lemmy’s Poll: What will make my land better in this upcoming year?

Roy's Sports Hall: Batter up! This is for all you sports fans. Make your team and see if it can win the Roy Cup at the end of the season!

Lemmy's Petition: Help me and my siblings appear in another game.

Lemmy’s Life: Read my journal and learn about Koopa life.

Ludwig's Life: Lemmy doesn't always tell the truth, you know. Read my notebook and see how our stories compare!

Lemmy’s Photos: Go see my magical album of Mario characters.

Lemmy's Art Museum: Come in and see the masters' and mistresses' masterpieces. Add yours too!

Lemmy’s CDs: Go listen to cool Mario music. You can dance or ride a ball to it and you don't need to download.

Iggy's Casino: Compulsive gamblers only! Step right up to Iggy's table and risk your Koopaling votes for more!

Lemmy’s Labyrinths: How much do you know about Mario and my siblings?

Lemmy’s List of Baddies: Go see the names and descriptions of Mario's enemies.

Lemmy’s Mario Cartoons: Find out about the three great cartoon shows.

Lemmy’s Lines: Funny jokes and riddles to reflect my personality.

Lemmy’s Links: Go see other fun sites on the web!

Lemmy’s Stuff: Go see my awards and web rings.

Lemmy’s Leaders: Who’s the best Koopaling?

Lemmy’s Super Koopas: See how many votes you've earned and try to become an honorary Super Koopa.

Lemmy’s Guestbook: Be sure to introduce yourself to me and don’t forget to vote for your favorite
Koopaling.

View my New Guestbook, from the Site Fights

Sign my New Guestbook, from the Site Fights

View my Old Guestbook

News:

Schedule: Now that the weather is getting cooler, I will be doing more stuff every day. Because of this, I may not be able to update every day. I will try my best to update as often as possible, but never expect an update on the day of the week that you call Wednesday.

More Space: Now that I have more space, I can do things I couldn't do before, like add pictures and sound files. I will award Koopaling votes for ANY functional music and/or pictures you send me that are related to ANYTHING in the Mario universe.

Hidden Under A Cloud: Most people who tour Lemmy's Land tell me they like it, but I seem to have trouble getting myself seen. If you know of anything I can do to so that more tourists can find me, please Email me! I will give a Koopaling vote to anyone who helps me.

Bogged Down In A Swamp: My land is so large that it takes me a long time to update it. Sometimes I am too swamped to deal with everything I am sent immediately. If I do not post something you send me, please be assured that I am getting to it and have not forgotten.

Email Problem: If you have this Email address, ASHYBOO@aol.com, it is not working. I have been unable to reply to your Email.

Koopa Trading Card Game: I hate to admit it, but Susan actually had a good idea. You can find this very interesting game in her section, and if you would like, you can join.

Go back to the start of this area.

If you enjoyed your visit and would like to support the tourist industry in my land, please place my banner on your page. The banner should look like this.

You can get the code for it by clicking here.

Thanks to Lardlad for this banner.

Thanks to Winx for the title banner.

I would like to especially thank Lardlad for sending me... all kinds of stuff. Please show your appreciation to him by clicking on his banner and going to his website.

The RPG                                     Embassy

I would like to thank all of my tourists who have signed the guestbook, voted in the poll, or sent me miscellaneous stuff. My land has a lot of potential, but it can never reach it without you.

Thanks for touring Lemmy's Land. I add new points of interest to my land constantly, so be sure to come again. Also, be sure to visit Wendy's site, Koopa Park, and Iggy's site, The Kingdoms. They’re two more fun pages just across the river and over the mountains from here.  Please note that these pages are not mine, but they do belong to my siblings.