The referee:

The announcer:

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Kamek: Welcome, everyone, to Roy's Boxing Arena! This is our second important battle in a row, so I'm back here again, along with my good friend Pokey.

Pokey: Hi.

Kamek: Let's cut right to the chase and meet the fighters! In the Red Corner, we have Pidget, coming to us from Mario 2.

Pidget: Bring it on!

Kamek: In the Green Corner, coming to us from Yoshi's Island, it's Muddy Buddy!

Muddy Buddy: Of course, I shall be the victor.

Kamek: In the Yellow Corner, coming to us from-

Bumpty Penguin: Oh no, I'm not coming from anywhere. This is too scary, with Mack just waiting to breathe a fireball at me. I'm outta here!

Bumpty Penguin jumps over the ropes and runs away.

Kamek: O... kay... I guess we're down to just three fighters.

Pokey: Yup.

Kamek: But don't let that take anything away from this great event. In the Blue Corner, coming to us from Mario RPG, it's Mack!

Mack: I'm gonna bounce you right outta here!

Kamek: Here's Larry with his analysis.

Larry: It's a really tough call this week, especially between Pidget and Mack. Pidget could lose his carpet early to some fire. However, because of his recently discovered psychic powers, I'm going to pick Pidget as the winner.

Kamek: And now, some words from Roy.

Roy: This week's Tourist of the Week is Axem Leader-

Axem Leader: Who's that?

Roy: But enough about that. Now that we have an empty slot in the ring, I've decided that a replacement is in order.

A white Birdo with a cork still stuck in her mouth is dragged into the Green Corner by some Boom Booms.

Rachelle: MPH!

Roy: Miles per hour? Why would you suddenly say that?

Rachelle: ...

Roy: Good, you just think, Rachelle. If you do enough thinking, maybe you'll realize that it's time to apologize and make amends. But enough about that! Kamek, Pokey, let's get this battle started!

Kamek: Here comes Pokey to start the battle.

Pokey: Fight.

Kamek: And we're off! Mack, Pidget, and Muddy Buddy are all charging Rachelle!

Muddy Buddy: I will destroy Roy's assailant.

Pidget: You're mine!

Mack: You'll pay for bouncing the wrong way!

Rachelle: !

Kamek: Ooh! I wouldn't want to be in Rachelle's place write now!

Muddy Buddy: Splut!

Kamek: Or in Muddy Buddy's. Rachelle just past out and landed on him, squishing him flat. I think he's done.

Pidget: That leaves just the two of us.

Mack: Romantic, isn't it?

Pidget and Mack: YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!

Kamek: Pidget and Mack are now rushing each other! Mack breathes a fireball at Pidget, who easily dodges it- and runs straight into Mack's outstretched hand! Pidget had to swerve the fireball and Mack caught him! I didn't know Mack could reach that far, but he did.

Pidget: Hey! Let me go!

Mack: Right after I bounce on you. MEGA BOUNCE!

Pidget: Noo!

WHAMO!

Kamek: Oh my! Mack has smashed Pidget into the ground, leaving his carpet to flutter to the ground and drape itself over Pidget's unconscious form.

Pokey: Stop.

Kamek: And that's it, it's all over! Mack has defeated Pidget, and he will be the second to advance to round four. Who will be next?

Roy: No one. Next week will be the last battle in Season One.

All but Roy: WHAT?!

Kamek: You mean... no more battles?

Roy: Huh? No, of course not! Oh, just be here next week and you'll find out.

Kamek: Ok, but... Oh, be sure to tune in next week for the last battle *sniffle* of Season One!

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the Boxing Arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.