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Wario: He's invincible, so only I could beat him. |
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Yaridovich: A popular choice, but he's going down. |
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Wario: He's invincible, so only I could beat him. |
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Yaridovich: A popular choice, but he's going down. |
The referee:
The announcer:
***
Amazing: Welcome back! The size of this crowd is amazing, so you must all be very excited to see this week's fighters in action. Or, perhaps, you're anxious to see me...
Audience: No!
Amazing: Wow, they all said the same thing together! Since you all want to see a battle so much, let's get straight to it. In the Red Corner, I still can't get over his invincibilty, it's Wario!
Wario: I'm-a ready!
Amazing: In the Blue Corner, just what is that an incredible thing on his head, it's Yaridovich!
Yaridovich: Defeating you will earn me brownie points!
Amazing: It would be outstanding if Larry could guess right again this week! Larry?
Larry: I'm going with Wario to win. Yaridovich is strong, but he's so thin I could just see him snapping under the pressure,
Roy: The Tourist of the Week is Crispy, now just get on with it so I can see Yaridovich get busted.
Amazing: Ok ok! Mastadoom, take it away!
Mastadoom: You're both doomed, you know that right? Still, I guess it's too late to turn back now. If you're ready... fight!
Yaridovich: Bolt!
Wario: Blagadiblagadi Body Slam!
Yaridovich: Copy!
Whish!
Amazing: We're off to an incredible start! Yaridovich started things off by shocking Wario, but Wario quickly rebounded with a Body Slam. Yaridovich amazingly copied himself, however, and Wario charged right through a transparent image!
Yaridovich: Water Stone!
Wario: Oh boy!
Amazing: Looks like Wario is all washed up, unless he can find a way to figure out which Yaridovich is real. That would be unbelievable!
Yaridovich: Spear!
Wario: Super Charge!
Crack! Whish! SLAM!!!
Yaridovich: How?!
Wario: Heh heh heh-heh!
Amazing: I don't believe it! Wario rammed straight through a sharp spear, the fake Yaridovich, and finally the real one. That appears to have caused some damage.
Wario: Ground Stomp!
Yaridovich: Yah!
Wario: Owhowhow!
Amazing: What an excitingly stupid move! Wario pounded on Yaridovich's head, but the spike there ended up hurting him.
KAPLOW!!!
Mastadoom: Yaridovich is doomed. Victory to Wario!
Wario: I'm-a Wario! I was-a gonna win!
Amazing: Amazing, I was wrong! Though Wario was damaged, he destroyed the weird sharp thing on top of Yaridovich's head, which has apparently caused the entire machine to explode. Incredibly close though it may be, Wario is our champion, again! Cool!
Roy: Not fair! I wanted to zap Crispy! Oh, I never get to have any fun.
Crispy: It wouldn't matter, as I rewired the seat. End transmission!
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