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Bowser: His strength is unmatched (except by me, of course), but does he know how to use it? |
Goomba: This messed up fungus is high on himself if you ask me. |
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Koopa Troopa: He has a shell, and since he has no brain, psychic powers shouldn't work on him. |
Kamek: If anyone can beat Bowser, it's his old teacher. Old being the key word. |
The announcer:
???
The referee:
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Roy: But who will be our announcer?
Kamek: I will, of course!
Roy: Hm.... cheap, and effective. I like it.
Kamek: Ah! Welcome everybody to this week's battle! Today, a very special event is about to take place. The challenger this week is none other than the all-powerful Kamek in the Blue Corner!
Kamek: I will win this fight... even if I have to defeat my own king!
Kamek: And in the Red Corner, is the two week Champion, the formidable hulking brute, Bowser!
Bowser: I hope that was a compliment. And your professionalism will get you nowhere, Kamek! I am King Koopa, and you are just a lowly Magikoopa!
Kamek: And here's Larry for his weekly prediction!
Larry: Tough one, I compared their strengths
and weaknesses, and even though Kamek has got very
powerful attacks, he doesn't look very
sturdy, one hit should do him in, yet if he stays out of Bowser's
reach, he could prove a tough opponent.
Kamek: Soo... does that mean you say Kamek or Bowser?
Larry: Oops! Look at the time! Gotta go- oof!
Roy: Going somewhere?
Larry: Um... no, I was just going to sit down right here on this comfy electric chair.
Kamek: So, anyway, Roy, start the battle for our dear fighters, will you?
Roy: Ok, 1... 2... FIGHT!
Bowser: Cleaving Claw!
Kamek: Bowser has started the fight
off by jumping into the air and delivering an overhead blow, but
Kamek swiftly dodged it and retaliated
with an Energy Blast!
Kamek: Energy Blast!
FSSHOOM!
Bowser: AGH!!!
Kamek: Bowser has been hit squarely in the stomach and has been sent flying against a wall! Kamek swoops in for another fatal blow!
Bowser: Argh... can't reach him when he's flying with that broom!
Kamek: Kamek prepares for another attack!
Kamek: Transmogrify!
Kamek: Kamek has shot out his magic at a block on a wall, transforming it into a Koopa Troopa! It's attacking Bowser!
Bowser: Flame Breath!
Koopa: Oh no! I'm being burned alive!
Kamek: But Bowser has dispatched the foe easily!
Bowser: That cheap trick isn't stopping me! Flame Breath!
Kamek: Whoa! Bowser has used his flame breath on Kamek, and almost hit him!
Bowser: Almost?
Kamek: AHH!!! My hat is on fire!!!
Bowser: Bwahaha! That old thing wasn't very stylish anyway!
Kamek: Oh, you're gonna pay! Lightning Bolt!
KRAKOW!!!
Bowser: Oomph!
Kamek: Bowser has skillfully dodged the lightning bolt used by Kamek!
Bowser: Spike Missiles!!!
Kamek: WHOA, ACK! UNGH!
Kamek: Bowser has used his spike missiles
with stunning accuracy... hitting and injuring... Kamek... in the
process!
Bowser: Come down here and fight, you old coward!
Kamek: That's it!
Kamek: Kamek is preparing for an attack!
Bowser: Wha!
Kamek: Icicle Missiles!
FSHING! FSHING! FSHING!
Bowser: OW! ARGGH!!! Ha!
Kamek: Bowser has caught the icicle missile with his hand! INCREDIBLE!!!
Bowser: Take... THAT!!!
Kamek: And he's proceeding to throw it back at- AARRRRGGHH!!!
THUMP!
Kamek: Kamek has been... hit... and fell off his... broom... argh...
Bowser: I'll take that!
Snap!
Kamek: My broom!
Kamek: Bowser has snapped Kamek's broom in two! Now he's using the two pieces to atta- AGH!
WHACK!
Bowser: And THAT!
Kamek: AAAGH!!! My bones!
Bowser: Give up, old guy, you are no match for your master!
Kamek: Paralysis Shot!
Bowser: WHA! Can't... move...
Kamek: Bowser has been caught off guard!
Kamek: Now that you're defenseless, it's time to finish this! Shrink!
Sprinkle sprinkle.
Bowser: NOOooooo!!!
Kamek: Bowser has been shrunk to the size of an action figure!
Bowser: This won't help you- AHHH!!!
Kamek: Kamek has stomped on Bowser!
Bowser: Help... me... I'm being crushed... alive... Aggg...
Roy: Kamek wins the match!
Kamek: Thank you, thank you!
Kamek: Bowser proved to be no match for Kamek. Very well played.
Bowser: ARRRGGHH!!!
Kamek: Mini-Bowser has ran up to the electric chair switch in a fit of anger!
Larry: What the- BlagidiblagidiblagidiAAG! End transmission!
Roy: Hey! I wanted to do that! No fair!
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