Fry Guy vs Clawgrip


 
The Boxing Match-up
The Red Corner

Fry Guy: He fried his opponent last week, but will he flare or fizzle out?

The Green Corner

Big Boo: Big Boo, big scare!
Well, I don't really care...

The Yellow Corner

Bundt: He's tasty, delicious, and yummy too. But can he fight or will he become goo?

The Blue Corner

Clawgrip: Rocks plus fire usually equals fire. But perhaps he has a water attack?

The announcer:

Kamek

The referee:

Roy

***

Kamek: Wehehehelcome to Roy's Sports Hall! Here we are again with two strong battlers that will dish out everything they've got for a victory and a chance at winning ROY'S BATTLE CROWN at the end of the season!

Roy: ... WE KNOW THAT ALREADY!

Kamek: What if somebody didn't know?

Roy: Then I'd beat 'em up! Serves 'em right for not knowing! You gotta be a die-hard Sports Hall fan, or else!

Kamek: What can I say? Gulp!

Roy: Get off your lazy butt and introduce the fighters!

Kamek: Ah, yes! In the Blue Corner, we have last week's fiery winner, Fry Guy! Will he be able to pull out another one this week?

Fry Guy: I'm too hot to touch!

Kamek: AND! In the Blue Corner we got his friend, the um... crab, Clawgrip! Does he have what it takes to win?

Clawgrip: Hey mate! I'm gonna CRUSH you 'til there's nothing left to crush!

Kamek: And here's Larry for another one of his deeply insightful predictions!

Larry: Hiya! This is a very hard choice to make. Considering I know I'll GET SHOCKED EITHER WAY! *pant...
pant* Anyway, I go by last week's winner's performance, Fry Guy will win.

Kamek: Alright then, that is acceptable!

Roy: Ok people... err... fire... crab... thingies... start when I say so. SO!

Fry Guy: ...

Clawgrip: ...

Kamek: So?

Roy: Ugh... Just... just fight! You morons! FIGHT I SAY!

Fry Guy: Triple Ball Burn!

FOOSH FOOM SOOM!

Clawgrip: Whoa! Aaaagh! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!

Kamek: Fry Guy has hit Clawgrip with three mini fireballs!

Fry Guy: And you're gonna burn much more when this fight ends! Hot hot hot!!! Fireball Ram!

Clawgrip: Stay back! Rock Toss!

Fry Guy: Ha! Some rocks aren't gonna stop me! Hyeear!

FWOOOM!!!

Clawgrip: AAAAGGGHH!!! NO!!!

Kamek: Another potent attack by Fry Guy! It seems nothing Clawgrip has can stop him!

Roy: Mmm... I think we're gonna be eating fried crab tonight!

Kamek: WHOA! Suddenly, the whole Sports Hall is getting filled up by people! It's incredible!

Audience: FRIED CRAB! FRIED CRAB!

Fry Guy: You heard the masses, they want you to lose! Fireball Ram!

Clawgrip: Never. STONE CRUSH!!!

Fry Guy: What the?!

TOOM! CRUSH!!!

Kamek: Whoa! Clawgrip's claw has turned to stone and he caught Fry Guy in it!

Fry Guy: Arrrgghh!

Clawgrip: Crush... crush! CRUSH!!!

Fry Guy: Too... hot... to touch!!! Yeeeraggh!

Kamek: Fry Guy is raising his body temperature! His flames are expanding... and now they're licking Clawgrip's non-stone body!

Clawgrip: Hhgg... too hot. Charge. Mega Grip Throw. GET OUTTA HERE!!!
 
TooooING!!! TOSS!!!

Fry Guy: Waaah!!!

Kamek: Fry Guy has been tossed with incredible force! And has slammed into the wall!

SLAM!!!

Fry Guy: Ughh... Still... NOT ENOUGH!!! Pillar of Flames!

Brroomm... BARROOM!!!

Clawgrip: Oh noooo AAAGHHH!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! JUST DIE!!! POWER UP!!! CRUSH!!!

Crr... COOM!

Kamek: WOW!!! Clawgrip has broken a piece of concrete off the floor!

Clawgrip: CRUSH!!!

Toss!

SLAM!!!

Fry Guy: ACK!

Kamek: THAT was big enough to hurt Fry Guy!

Fry Guy: I'm too hot for you!

Clawgrip: CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH!!!

Kamek: Clawgrip is grabbing huge chunks of material from the floor and walls and tossing it at Fry Guy
like a madcrab!!!

Roy: Wait! Wait! Stop! You're ruining it all!!!

Fry Guy: AGH OOF OUCH AAH UNGH!!! Concentrate...

Clawgrip: CRUSH!!!

Fry Guy: Crimson Beam!

Shoom! Shoom! Shoom!

Kamek: Fry Guy is destroying every piece of material Clawgrip gets with well-placed beams!

Fry Guy: And now! To FRY! Pyro-teleport!

Kamek: Fry Guy has teleported behind Clawgrip!

Fry Guy: BURN!!!

Kamek: And has jumped on Clawgrip's back!

Fry Guy: Flame and heat... MAXIMIZE!!!

Clawgrip: AAAAGGHHHCRUSHAGGGHCRUSH!!!

Kamek: Oh no, oh no!!! Claw Grip has gone mad and is throwing stuff everywhere!

Roy: Stop!!! NO!!!

Audience: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!!

Roy: NOOOO!!!

Kamek: The Sports Hall is crashing again! Retreat! Retreat!

Fry Guy: Whoa! I'm outta here!

Clawgrip: CRUSH!!!

Later...

Roy: WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!

Kamek: Oh well, at least Clawgrip is buried in the Sports Hall ruins now. Guess that means you win, Fry
Guy.

Fry Guy: Yes! I'm too hot to touch!

Roy: *sob* Why me?!

The winner:

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