Fry Guy: He fried his opponent last week, but will he flare or fizzle out? |
Big Boo: Big Boo,
big scare!
|
Bundt: He's tasty, delicious, and yummy too. But can he fight or will he become goo? |
Clawgrip: Rocks plus fire usually equals fire. But perhaps he has a water attack? |
The announcer:
The referee:
***
Kamek: Wehehehelcome to Roy's Sports Hall! Here we are again with two strong battlers that will dish out everything they've got for a victory and a chance at winning ROY'S BATTLE CROWN at the end of the season!
Roy: ... WE KNOW THAT ALREADY!
Kamek: What if somebody didn't know?
Roy: Then I'd beat 'em up! Serves 'em right for not knowing! You gotta be a die-hard Sports Hall fan, or else!
Kamek: What can I say? Gulp!
Roy: Get off your lazy butt and introduce the fighters!
Kamek: Ah, yes! In the Blue Corner, we have last week's fiery winner, Fry Guy! Will he be able to pull out another one this week?
Fry Guy: I'm too hot to touch!
Kamek: AND! In the Blue Corner we got his friend, the um... crab, Clawgrip! Does he have what it takes to win?
Clawgrip: Hey mate! I'm gonna CRUSH you 'til there's nothing left to crush!
Kamek: And here's Larry for another one of his deeply insightful predictions!
Larry: Hiya! This is a very hard choice
to make. Considering I know I'll GET SHOCKED EITHER WAY! *pant...
pant* Anyway, I go by last week's winner's
performance, Fry Guy will win.
Kamek: Alright then, that is acceptable!
Roy: Ok people... err... fire... crab... thingies... start when I say so. SO!
Fry Guy: ...
Clawgrip: ...
Kamek: So?
Roy: Ugh... Just... just fight! You morons! FIGHT I SAY!
Fry Guy: Triple Ball Burn!
FOOSH FOOM SOOM!
Clawgrip: Whoa! Aaaagh! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!
Kamek: Fry Guy has hit Clawgrip with three mini fireballs!
Fry Guy: And you're gonna burn much more when this fight ends! Hot hot hot!!! Fireball Ram!
Clawgrip: Stay back! Rock Toss!
Fry Guy: Ha! Some rocks aren't gonna stop me! Hyeear!
FWOOOM!!!
Clawgrip: AAAAGGGHH!!! NO!!!
Kamek: Another potent attack by Fry Guy! It seems nothing Clawgrip has can stop him!
Roy: Mmm... I think we're gonna be eating fried crab tonight!
Kamek: WHOA! Suddenly, the whole Sports Hall is getting filled up by people! It's incredible!
Audience: FRIED CRAB! FRIED CRAB!
Fry Guy: You heard the masses, they want you to lose! Fireball Ram!
Clawgrip: Never. STONE CRUSH!!!
Fry Guy: What the?!
TOOM! CRUSH!!!
Kamek: Whoa! Clawgrip's claw has turned to stone and he caught Fry Guy in it!
Fry Guy: Arrrgghh!
Clawgrip: Crush... crush! CRUSH!!!
Fry Guy: Too... hot... to touch!!! Yeeeraggh!
Kamek: Fry Guy is raising his body temperature! His flames are expanding... and now they're licking Clawgrip's non-stone body!
Clawgrip: Hhgg... too hot. Charge. Mega
Grip Throw. GET OUTTA HERE!!!
TooooING!!! TOSS!!!
Fry Guy: Waaah!!!
Kamek: Fry Guy has been tossed with incredible force! And has slammed into the wall!
SLAM!!!
Fry Guy: Ughh... Still... NOT ENOUGH!!! Pillar of Flames!
Brroomm... BARROOM!!!
Clawgrip: Oh noooo AAAGHHH!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! JUST DIE!!! POWER UP!!! CRUSH!!!
Crr... COOM!
Kamek: WOW!!! Clawgrip has broken a piece of concrete off the floor!
Clawgrip: CRUSH!!!
Toss!
SLAM!!!
Fry Guy: ACK!
Kamek: THAT was big enough to hurt Fry Guy!
Fry Guy: I'm too hot for you!
Clawgrip: CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH!!!
Kamek: Clawgrip is grabbing huge chunks
of material from the floor and walls and tossing it at Fry Guy
like a madcrab!!!
Roy: Wait! Wait! Stop! You're ruining it all!!!
Fry Guy: AGH OOF OUCH AAH UNGH!!! Concentrate...
Clawgrip: CRUSH!!!
Fry Guy: Crimson Beam!
Shoom! Shoom! Shoom!
Kamek: Fry Guy is destroying every piece of material Clawgrip gets with well-placed beams!
Fry Guy: And now! To FRY! Pyro-teleport!
Kamek: Fry Guy has teleported behind Clawgrip!
Fry Guy: BURN!!!
Kamek: And has jumped on Clawgrip's back!
Fry Guy: Flame and heat... MAXIMIZE!!!
Clawgrip: AAAAGGHHHCRUSHAGGGHCRUSH!!!
Kamek: Oh no, oh no!!! Claw Grip has gone mad and is throwing stuff everywhere!
Roy: Stop!!! NO!!!
Audience: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!!
Roy: NOOOO!!!
Kamek: The Sports Hall is crashing again! Retreat! Retreat!
Fry Guy: Whoa! I'm outta here!
Clawgrip: CRUSH!!!
Later...
Roy: WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!
Kamek: Oh well, at least Clawgrip is
buried in the Sports Hall ruins now. Guess that means you win, Fry
Guy.
Fry Guy: Yes! I'm too hot to touch!
Roy: *sob* Why me?!
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