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Wiggler: Looks cute and harmless at first, but when angered is force not to be reckoned with. |
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Robo-Chomp: No, I did not accidentally put someone who had already fought here. |
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Wiggler: Looks cute and harmless at first, but when angered is force not to be reckoned with. |
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Robo-Chomp: No, I did not accidentally put someone who had already fought here. |
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The announcer:
To Be Announced...
The referee:
To Be Announced...
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Roy: Welcome to my Sports Hall! Those two losers Kamek and Larry have started picketing the arena outside, so obviously I'll need someone else in here while I beat them into intensive care. So give it up for your predictor, Tanoomba!
Tanoomba: Does this mean I get the chair if I'm wrong?
Roy: Of course, idiot! As referee: Amanita!
Amanita: So I have to make sure these two soon-to-be victims follow the rules?! Lame!
Roy: And this sock puppet of Kamek is doing commentary.
Puppet: ...
Robo-Chomp: My chances of losing are one in 17,800,923.
Puppet: ...
Mecha-Blooper: You lack all chance of winning!
Puppet: ...
Tanoomba: I'm going to say Mecha Blooper.
Amanita: Fight, victims!
Mecha Blooper: Bullet Barrage!
Robo-Chomp: Initiate Homing Missiles!
Puppet: ...
Robo-Chomp: Healing initiated.
Mecha-Blooper: Ground latch!
Robo-Chomp: Target immobile. Initiate Swipe!
Mecha Blooper: Stand firm!
Robo Chomp: Initiate Swipe!
Mecha Blooper: Earthbeam!
Robo-Chomp: Nothing has happened. You are now going to-
Robo-Chomp is hit by Bonzai Bills coming out of the ground.
Mecha-Blooper: Bullet Barrage!
Robo-Chomp: Initiate Fireball!
Mecha-Blooper: Ugh. Must continue! Bonzai Blast!
Robo-Chomp: Fireball!
Mecha Blooper: No... can't... lose... ugh...
Amanita: That loser Robo-Chomp goes on to become my second known victim in Round 3!
Roy can be seen in the background running from everyone he's ever messed with while voices chant.
Tanoomba: Not this again.
Puppet: ...
The lights go out, yadda yadda yadda. This time the voices don't say Cackletta will come back though.
Puppet: ...
The winner:
The loser:
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Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest
of the battles.
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Arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions
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