Popple vs Birdo

Popple vs Birdo

**Season Four: Popple Looks to Clinch!**
The Red Corner Popple: He beat a blind guy and another crook. Big deal! Let's see him fight a real fight.	The Green Corner Tanoomba: Wait, isn't he a fungus too? What is up with that? That copy ability is more powerful than I t
The Yellow Corner Robo-Chomp: No, I did not accidentally put someone who had already fought her	The Blue Corner Birdo: Popple's last Rookie did not leave on good terms. Now she's back for revenge!

The announcer:

The referee:

***

Popple: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hello, lowly victims who I robbed when you came in! I'm Popple, and I stole the Sports Hall today!

The camera zooms out to show that the Sports Hall is in the middle of Teehee Valley.)

So I'm doing everything today!

Birdo: Except winning!

Popple: Err... I'm Popple, the world's greatest at-

Birdo: Stupidity!

Popple: ARGH! ALRIGHT! In the Red Corner, the all-powerful, almighty, best looking creature to-

Birdo: An ogre!

Popple: SHUT UP YOU WORTHLESS IMBECILE! -To ever walk this planet, give it up for Popple, and his rookies: Rookie, Chomp Bro, and Rob-omb!

Popple: This will be a STEAL!

Popple: And in the Blue Corner, the USELESS LOSER WHO CAN NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE! It's Birdo.

Birdo: If you'll remember, I beat YOU up after you turned on me, and got second place in Season 1!

Popple: Alright, fight!

Popple: Rookies! Get 'im!

Birdo: Um... it's her.

Popple: That's not what the SMB2 instruction booklet said!

Birdo: I guess you're- Egg Spit!

Popple: Ow! Rob-omb, use the power of the Mystical Powder Keg!

Rob-omb: Yes sir!

Birdo: Egg Spit!

BOOM!

Popple and Rookies: OW!

Popple: Rookies, let's all attack at once!

Rookies and Popple: AHHH!

Birdo: Brethren, attack!

Popple: No! This isn't fair!

Birdo: Yes it is! Red, Green, handle Chomp and Rookie. Blue, you take care of this Rob guy!

Rob-omb: ROB?! I'll show you!

Birdo: Egg spit!

Popple: OWWWW! ESCAPE!

Birdo grabs ahold of Popple to keep him from leaving, but his Rookies do leave. The other Birdos follow.

Birdo: Oh, no I'm going to handle you myself!

Popple: No! AGH! My spigleyspooch!

Birdo: Fury Egg!

Popple: AHH! It burns! Hmm... Bob-omb Barrage!

Birdo: Suction!

BOOM!

Popple: Now then, Rookie, # 892, ATTACK!

The left wall is torn down and Andross comes in.

Birdo: Egg Spit!

Andross: OW! Throw!

Birdo: Wheee!

Popple: Piledriver!

Birdo: OW! Tail Spin!

Popple: Mario imitation # 4. YAHOO!

Birdo: AHH!

Popple: Popple has just thrown Birdo into the distance by her tail!

Roy: (walking in) I'LL TEACH YOU TO STEAL FROM ME!

Popple: Ow! No! AHH! I didn't know beans have blood... OW! Ugh.

Roy: (to Andross) Now you're going to put the Sports Hall back where it was or else! Now then...

Popple: BlagidiblagidiblagidiblagidiAGG!

The winner:

The loser:

Did you like this submission?

If you would like to send some feedback to the author of this submission, please complete this form.

What's your name?
This is required.

What's your Email address?
Only enter this if you would like the author to respond.

How do you rate this submission?
Please rate on a scale of 1 - 10, 10 being best.

Does this submission belong in Little Lemmy's Land?
Little Lemmy's Land is designed to include the top ten percent of submissions.

Would you like to see more from this author?

Comments and suggestions:

FREE feedback form powered by Freedback.com

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the Boxing Arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.