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Kamek: Well then, after, err, returning the Sports Hall to its proper place, we can go back to our regularly scheduled activities!

Roy: That Popple guy got what he deserved! I mean, it's ok to steal, but not when you steal from ME!

Kamek: Yes, well, tonight, we have another fight with two very similar opponents! I'm pretty sure they want
to prove their own supremacy, so I'll get the introductions. In the Red Corner, it's the original Wrench-spitting minion, Rocky Wrench!

Rocky Wrench: I AM the ultimate wrench minion!

Kamek: He may be the original minion, but his lack of mobility will be detrimental to his performance!

Roy: Hey, wait a second! An extended introduction?! That was uncalled for!

Kamek: Err... well, I do get carried away.

Roy: We're here for the fights, not for your speeches! Fights, injuries, and most of all, death, is what the fans want!

Kamek: We could get to that if you'd speak less.

Roy: How dare you turn my own argument against me!

Kamek: Eep! I'll just get it over with! In the Blue Corner, it's his new rival, Wrench Guy!

Wrench Guy: Umm... out with the old, in with the new... is what I say.

Kamek: Who will come out victorious in this-

Roy: ...

Kamek: Ahem, here's Larry for his prediction!

Larry: Hey! As we all know, the power to be able to move is the most important thing in a battle... and in
spying too. I'll go with Wrench Guy!

Roy: Ok then, the one that causes the most pain and suffering to the other gets the victory! So, 1, 4,
219... Uh... just FIGHT!

Rocky Wrench: Wrench Toss!

Wrench Guy: OUCH!

Kamek: The battle starts and Rocky Wrench has already scored a hit!

Wrench Guy: What? It's... started?

Roy: YES!

Wrench Guy: Oh... ok!

Rocky Wrench: I won't be losing to this idiot! Wrench Toss!

Wrench Guy: Eek!

Kamek: Another wrench could do nothing to Wrench Guy, as he dodged it effectively!

Wrench Guy: Wrench Toss!

Roy: Wow, nice move versatility we're seeing here!

Rocky Wrench: Ha! Loser!

Kamek: Rocky Wrench has ducked under his... uhh... thingy!

Rocky Wrench: I can play the dodging game too!

Wrench Guy: Quick Wrench!

Rocky Wrench: GAH! How dare you throw a different attack at me! You violate everything a Rocky Wrench
should be! Shock Wrench!

BonkZzap!

Wrench Guy: OUCH-blagidi!

Kamek: Wrench Guy seems to have been stunned!

Rocky Wrench: Perfect opportunity to end this smoothly! Preparing Cannon Wrench!

BOOM!

KA-BLAM!

Wrench Guy: AAGAH!!!

Kamek: Rocky Wrench has used a very powerful wrench throw!

Rocky Wrench: It's all in the wrist!

Wrench Guy: Owww...

Rocky Wrench: Huh?! You still bumbling?! Finishing Wrench!

Wrench Guy: GASP! Counter Wrench!

CLINK!

Rocky Wrench: ACK!

Kamek: Wrench Guy has blocked the attack with another one of his wrenches and has thrown it back at his
aggressor!

Wrench Guy: Double Wrench!

Rocky Wrench: Ha!

Kamek: Wrench Guy has thrown another wrench, only to be dodged again!

Wrench Guy: Heavy Wrench! Unnngh... Hya!

Kamek: Wrench Guy has thrown an incredibly heavy wrench... exactly in Rocky Wrench's hole!

KwaBONK!

Rocky Wrench: FUNGWAAH!!! Oh... the pretty stars... this one's my new best friend.

Kamek: Rocky Wrench seems to be incapacitated!

Roy: Yeah... then I guess that means Wrench Guy wins this one!

Wrench Guy: Yay Wrench! Um, I mean, yay!

Larry: Can I go at least one week without wrench? I mean, without a shock?

Roy: No wrench- I mean way! Darn you, Wrench Guy!

Larry: BlagidiblagidiblawrenchiAAG! End Transmission!

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the Boxing Arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.