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Lord Crump: As Mario's latest rival, he could be a worthy opponent for any Mario hater. |
Shadow Queen: She's out of her box, and she plans to stay that way. |
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Bonetail: His life has been the pits. This fight could be just the excitement he needs. |
Jr. Troopa: None is more determined than he. Has he learned anything since his last defeat? |
The announcer:
The referee:
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Crump: Welcome to the first of three or more weeks of X-Nautical episodes of Roy's-
Roy: X-Nautical?! That is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard ever!
Crump: Hey, puns aren't as easy as they sound!
Larry: Idiots.
Roy: What was that?
Larry: I said... uh... libiots.
Roy: Oh. Okay then.
Crump: Well, anyway, in the Green Corner is the huge inky shadow thing known as the Shadow Queen!
Shadow Queen: I have to fight my most powerful pet? Quite a shame.
Crump: And in the Yellow Corner is some big freaky bone-dragon thing. Give it up for Bonetail!
Bonetail: ...
Roy: Ah great. Another one of them non-talkers. Thought Manta Storm was the last of them.
Crump: Well, either way, it's time to find out who loses via Larry's prediction.
Larry: Hey, I supported you last week and you won!
Crump: I don't see where you're coming from.
Larry: Ugh! Nevermind. Anyway, the Shadow Queen will definitely win this. Come on, Bonetail's her pet even! There's no way he'll win, no matter how big he is!
Shadow Queen: Remind me to kill you after I lose, Koopa.
Larry: Aw, come on!
Doopliss: Wellllllllll... Fight!
Shadow Queen: Shadow Slap!
Bonetail: ...
Crump: The Shadow Queen slapped Bonetail, who responded with a powerful blast of some weird fire stuff!
Shadow Queen: You'll pay for that. Reachers!
Crump: Those hand-thingies of hers appeared, but they can't pull Bonetail into the shadows! This is gonna be a cool fight...
Bonetail: ...
Shadow Queen: Augh!
Crump: And the Shadow Queen has been stomped on in response! Youch.
Shadow Queen: All right, that's it! Ztar Rain!
Bonetail: !!!
Crump: And Ztars are falling from the sky, nailing Bonetail repeatedly!
Roy: Not to mention some sla- err, spectators.
Bonetail: ...
Shadow Queen: Is that all? I thought you were more powerful than that!
Crump: And Bonetail bit the Shadow Queen, but didn't do much.
Shadow Queen: Reachers!
Crump: What an idiot! The Shadow Queen's summoning these things again and... hey! Why's one holding onto me?! And it's trying to pull me into the shadows!
Roy: Not to mention me, Larry, Doopliss, and a bunch of people in the audience.
Shadow Queen: Hehehehehehehe! With the power of all of you, I will be invincible!
Bonetail: ...
Crump: Bonetail's now eating the audience members she's wrapped the Reachers around! I hope he doesn't eat me!
Doopliss: You prefer your chances with the Reachers? At least people who were eaten by Hooktail lived. Well, some of them.
Crump: True.
Shadow Queen: What are you doing?! Pest! This ends now! Reachers, return. Lightning!
Bonetail: !!!
Crump: The Reachers let go and disappeared into the shadows, and now lightning is striking Bonetail!
Bonetail: ...
Crump: Another blast of the fire stuff from Bonetail! This one's gonna be close! What an X-citing battle.
Roy: Well, it wasn't as bad as the last one.
Shadow Queen: *huff, puff* Shadow Slap!
Bonetail: ...
Crump: Shadow Queen went to slap Bonetail, but he jumped into the air and landed his body on her, apparently crushing her!
Shadow Queen: I... will have... vengeance...
Doopliss: Well, guess Bonetail wins. Good thing too, because it would be annoying having to deal with those stupid Reachers again.
Larry: BlagidiblagidiblagidiblagidiAAG! End Transmission!
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