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Bonetail: Strong to begin with, he's probably very good at rising back from defeat. |
Waluigi: Invigorated by his first appearance as an actual boss, he wants his place in infamy. |
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Grodus: Adept and adaptive, he's tough to outslug, and possibly harder to outsmart. |
Anuboo: It's difficult to pin him down, which is huge in a fight like this. |
The announcer:
The referee:
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Wario: And now-a, back by popular demand, it’s-a the coolest guy ever, ME!
Roy: Popular demand? I just didn’t feel like doing any work today.
Crump: I’m back too! Because I’m obviously a pro ref.
Wario: SO! In the Green Corner we have my-a little brother who DEFINITELY isn’t as cool as me.
Waluigi: No one can-a stop Waluigi!
Wario: And in the other corner we have Crump’s dome-head friend.
Grodus: Crump! You will yet pay for what you did to me!
Crump: Hey, it’s not my fault that I’m so good!
General Guy: And now it’s time for my prediction.
Wario: Hey-a! I haven’t called you in yet!
General Guy: I decided I didn’t have to wait for some moron to introduce me. I’m just that famous. As I was saying, it’s hard to pin a good prediction since Waluigi’s proven to have tremendous luck when fighting opponents that clearly have the advantage. However, luck has to end at one point, and I’ll put my money on the prospect that his luck will give out and be crushed before Grodus’s superior skill.
Roy: Zzz…
Crump: Ok then. I’d like to see this ‘cause I will laugh SO hard if Waluigi wins. FIGHT!
Grodus: You will pay, Crump! Huh?!
Waluigi: Bat Smash!
Grodus: GRAH!
Wario: Waluigi scored a hit while Grodus was distracted! I’ve-a taught him well…
Grodus: Electric Rope!
Waluigi: WAH?! Blagidiblagidi!
Grodus: Now get out of my sight!
Waluigi: WAAAH!
Wario: Grodus grabbed Waluigi with some kind of beam and tossed him into a wall!
Grodus: Electric Surge!
Waluigi: Woo!
Wario: Waluigi dodged Grodus’s attack!
Grodus: Grr... X-Nauts! Get over here!
X-Nauts: Whuddup, dude-man!
Wario: Grodus summoned his incompetent troops.
Grodus: Kill him!
X-Naut: Let’s do this!
Waluigi: Umm… Racket Smack!
X-Naut: GAH! Aaaahhh!!!
X-Nauts: NO FAIR! GUAGH!!!
Wario: Ahahaha! Waluigi hit one of them and he slid backwards and knocked the others like-a bowling pins!
Waluigi: Woohoo!
Grodus: Idiots! That will be enough!
Waluigi: Bob-omb Toss!
BOOM!!!
Grodus: AAARGHH!!!
Wario: Waluigi tossed a bomb at Grodus for big damage!
Grodus: You will die! Electric Serpent!!
Wario: Grodus sent out a huge snake at Waluigi!
Waluigi: No! Wagh!
Wario: But he-a dodged it!! But now it’s-a coming for another pass!
Waluigi: Nooo! Gah!
Wario: He dodged it again somehow!
Grodus: What is this?! X-Flash!!!
SHEEEN!!!
Waluigi: GUAGHH!!!
Wario: ARRRGHH! MY EYES!!!
Roy: AHAHAHA! Nothing gets past my awesome shades!
Crump: Yeah, what he said!
Roy: Your shades aren’t cool! They’re nerdy!
Waluigi: Agghghhh! WHA- BLAGIDIBLAGADIBLAGADI!!!
Wario: Grrrghh… The snake took hold of Waluigi while he was-a stunned!
Waluigi: Get it- blagadi- off! Bob-omb -blagadi- Toss!
BOOM!!!
Grodus: … Was that supposed to be an attack?
Wario: Waluigi’s aim was way off and he missed Grodus by a mile!
Waluigi: Blagadiblagidiblag!!
Grodus: I’ll show you a real attack. FLAME STONE!!!
Waluigi: Blagadi- Bob-omb -blagidi- Toss- waAAAH?!
Ka-FROOOM!!! BOOOM!!!
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAGHHHHuuuughhhh… ugh.
Wario: Grodus’s huge attack hit Waluigi
right before he threw the Bob-omb! It hit him for big damage and
even-a made the Bob-omb explode in
his hand!
Grodus: That’s what you get. And you’re next, Crump!
Crump: Err… yeah… Waluigi seems to be down. I guess that means Grodus wins.
Roy: New policy! People who don’t realize the coolness of shades get shocked.
Wario: BlagidiblagidblagadiAAG! End Transmission.
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