Cackletta: She may be tough, but is there anyone else we've actually seen die? |
Shadow Mario: All right, so who is he? ... Seriously. Someone tell me already! |
Shrooboid Brat: I've met him, and he's not really such a brat. But he is a big sucker. |
Shadow Mario: All right, so who is he? ... Seriously. Someone tell me already! |
The announcer:
The referee:
***
Fawful: Prepare for Fawful’s great fury of announcing!!
Roy: Who let this psycho in?!
Larry: He won last week.
Roy: WHAT?! When? How?
Larry: You were asleep.
Roy: Oh, uh, right. Well... Carry on.
Fawful: Standing on the corner that
is made up of GREEN, which gives me FURY, is a fighter that is giving me
even more FURY, he who looks like the RED one who will find his place under
my shoe one day… but
this one looks to be more blue than
red… but they will all still find their DOOM in the FURY that is Fawful!
Roy: DUDE. No one cares!
Shadow Mario: …
Roy: But seriously, who is this guy anyway?
Fawful: The yellowness of the corner
where the other fighter stands, it however gives me no fury. It is the
candy-eating Shroob who will rain fury
on the blue one!
Shrooboid Brat: @|€«■¬#
Roy: Great, none of the fighters talk. This’ll be...
Larry: Err, well, that brat thing doesn’t look very menacing, I think this Mario ripoff will have no trouble at least replicating what the real one did.
Fawful: …
Roy: …
Larry: … Oh! Right, I forgot. Uh, fight!
Shrooboid Brat: @¬&%!)!!
Shadow Mario: !!
Fawful: Brat threw his lollipop of doom and hit Shadow blue guy in the face!
Shadow Mario: …
Shrooboid Brat: “/(·%!!!
Fawful: Now blue has jumped on Brat’s head! Thememories give me such FURY!!!
Brat: ·&”)=“·#¬!
Shadow Mario: …!
Fawful: Now Brat has spit great fireballs at the blue one and burned him! Eeyahaha!
Shadow Mario: …
Shrooboid Brat: ·&”)=“·#¬!!
Shadow Mario: ..!!
Fawful: More fireballs are thrown by Brat but the blue one used his paintbrush to deflect them! The cheapness gives me FURY!
Shrooboid Brat: !”·$%&/()¬!!!
Shadow Mario: !!
Shrooboid Brat: !”·$%&/()¬!!!
Fawful: Now he has sent a paint shockwave
and knocked Brat down to the ground! He will soon be at blue’s
mercy and finished!
Shrooboid Brat: …µ♣«←®╩!!
Shadow Mario: …
Fawful: WHAT?! Shrooboid Brat has thrown a Mushroom at blue guy, healing him! This stupidity will be the dressing on his salad of DEATH!
Shadow Mario: …!!
Shrooboid Brat: þ╬{æÞ╔◘!!! »#@µ!!! €#@¬!!!
Fawful: Blue guy is raining fury on Brat with countless butt stomps!
Shrooboid Brat: …
Larry: Whoop, I guess Shrooboid Brat is down for the count. Winner is Shadow Mario!
Shadow Mario: …
Roy: And we still don’t know who he is. But oh well, I have a surprise in store this week.
Larry: Huh?
Roy: I’m zapping BOTH you and freak guy!
Fawful: BlagadiblagidiAAG! Eeyahaha, I have fury!
Larry: BlagadiblagidiblagadiAAG! End Transmission.
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