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Tubba's Heart |
General Guy: He's got a head on his shoulders, but does he have muscles on his arms? |
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Larry: Will his desire for revenge power him to victory? Nah, he's still a loser... |
Tubba Blubba |
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Tubba's Heart |
General Guy: He's got a head on his shoulders, but does he have muscles on his arms? |
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Larry: Will his desire for revenge power him to victory? Nah, he's still a loser... |
Tubba Blubba |
The announcer:
The referee:
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Roy: SEVENTY-ONE DAYS! SEVENTY-ONE DAYS!!!
Anti Guy: Woah, what’s going on?
Larry: That’s how many days until Brawl comes out. I can’t tell whether he’s happy or suffering from withdrawal.
Anti Guy: I can’t tell.
Larry: Eh, either way I don’t get shocked. In any case… *ahem* Welcome to Roy’s Sports Hall! Today we feature one of our most bizarre matches!
Anti Guy: In the Red Corner, we have the anthropomorphic vital organ, TUBBA’S HEART!
Tubba’s Heart: Mario can’t find me here!
Anti Guy: And in the Blue Corner, we have the heart’s owner, TUBBA BLUBBA!
Tubba Blubba: I am invincible!
Anti Guy: What’s your prediction, Larry?
Larry: Well, considering that Tubba’s Heart is Tubba Blubba’s weak point, and it’s currently fighting him, if the heart killed himself, then Tubba Blubba would be defeated, but so would the heart… Eh, I need to do some math here.
Anti Guy: We don’t have that kind of time, Larry.
Roy: SEVENTY-ONE!!!
Larry: Fine, fine. Tubba Blubba, because he’s invincible and has arms and legs.
Anti Guy: That’s good enough for me. Pokey?
Pokey: Fight.
DING DING DING!
Tubba’s Heart: Charging…
Tubba Blubba: Nice try! BODY SLAM!
WHAM!
Tubba’s Heart: ARGHYEARGH!
Anti Guy: Tubba slammed right into his heart before it could release its ability!
Tubba’s Heart: *huff…* Charging…
Tubba Blubba: Roundhouse Punch!
WHAM!
Tubba’s Heart: AUGH!
Tubba Blubba: You’ll never be able to beat me by charging repeatedly!
Anti Guy: Wow! Tubba Blubba’s totally shut down the heart’s fighting style!
Tubba’s Heart: Time to switch tactics. HEART ATTACK!
Whoosh!
Anti Guy: Tubba’s Heart jumped at Tubba Blubba!
Tubba Blubba: Go away!
SWAT!
Tubba’s Heart: AAAAAIIIIIEEE!
CRASH!
Anti Guy: Ooh, right into a wall.
Tubba Blubba: There’s no way you can beat me! I’m invincible!
Tubba’s Heart: Mini-hearts! Get him!
Mini-Hearts: Yes sir!
Tubba Blubba: What, no charging?
BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP!
Tubba Blubba: Was that supposed to do something?
Anti Guy: This looks bad for Tubba’s Heart!
Tubba’s Heart: *huff… huff… huff…*
Tubba Blubba: Time to end this!
Anti Guy: What the? Tubba Blubba pulled out a helmet!
Tubba Blubba: And now to… MAAAAAACHOOOO UUUUUUUUUP!
Anti Guy: WHAT?!
Tubba’s Heart: Uh oh.
Tubba Blubba: YEARGH!
SLAM!
Tubba’s Heart: Ha! You missed!
Anti Guy: Tubba’s Heart jumped onto Tubba Blubba’s fist–
SNATCH!
Anti Guy: But Tubba grabbed him!
Tubba Blubba: Say… good…BYE!
FLING!
Tubba’s Heart: NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo…
Ding!
Pokey: Tubba Blubba, winner.
Anti Guy: Wow! What a match!
Roy: Uh… Wha? Huh? Oh, it’s over already? Better shock Larry.
Larry: What?! But I guessed correctly!
Roy: Really? All right, I’ll do this instead. ROY SPECIAL!
WHA–SLAM–BAM!
Larry: OUCH! End transmission.
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