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Starslap
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Millenium Star: Ho ho ho! Welcome to another Roy’s Sports Hall party, here at Spiny Desert!
Roy: I wish you had consulted with me before retrofitting the arena like this.
Millenium Star: Did you expect anything else from me?
Roy: No, I guess not.
Millenium Star: Now, how many turns is this party going to be?
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Roy: What, are you asking me?
Millenium Star: It can be anywhere from fifteen to fifty turns!
Roy: Wha– This is a battle! A BATTLE!
Millenium Star: Not on my watch, it isn’t!
Roy: Look, I said you could announce because you’re a three-week champion. I didn’t say you could completely change the match!
Larry: But you do that all the time!
Roy: Yes, but I got bored with it. Anyway, it’s far more satisfying to watch this guy get pummeled.
Starslap: Uh, hello. It’s very nice to be here at Roy’s Sports Hall…though it’s awfully hot…
Millenium Star: In the Yellow Corner is Starslap!
Starslap: Yes, um, that is my name, indeed…
Millenium Star: And in the Green Corner, about to make his first appearance here since Season 1…
FoooOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Angry Sun: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Starslap: Eep!
Angry Sun: I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW!!! I JUST WANT TO BURN THINGS! BUUURN THINGS!!!
Larry: This isn’t going to be an even match, is it?
Roy: No, which makes it hilarious!
Millenium Star: Would you like to set a handicap?
Starslap: Yes, that would be very ni–
Roy: NO!
Millenium Star: Bonus Stars?
Roy: THIS ISN’T A PARTY!
Larry: Aw, guess I’ll have to store these noisemakers then.
Millenium Star: Let me give you each ten coins to start, then.
Starslap: Yay!
Angry Sun: THEY ALL MELTED! I AM SO BROKE!
Larry: Yeah, this match is going to Angry over there.
Millenium Star: Now, let’s roll the Dice Blocks to see who goes fir–
Pokey: Fight.
DING DING DING!
Angry Sun: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH!
Starslap: Eek!
Hop!
Angry Sun: AAAAAAAAAARGH!
Starslap: Yikes!
Hop!
Starslap: Please go easy on me!
Angry Sun: I CAN’T STAND WEAKNESS! ADSFAW;EOIFJAW;ELIFJWA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Millenium Star: The Angry Sun is flying toward Starslap over and over. However, Starslap seems to have trained greatly in Hot Rope Jump and–
Roy: When you reference mini-games nobody gets it.
Millenium Star: Nonsense! Everyone knows about Mario Party! In any case, Starslap doesn’t seem to stand a chance right now.
Angry Sun: DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!
Starslap: Noooo!
SMACK!
Angry Sun: Pflaf! Fff! GAAAH!
Roy: Wait, that actually did damage?!
Starslap: Eek! Eek! Eek!
Slap! Slap! Slap!
Angry Sun: OW OW OW OW AAAAAAAARGH!
Millenium Star: Ho ho ho! Starslap is proving a more powerful contender than anyone would have guessed!
Angry Sun: BURN! BURN! BURN!
FWOOSH!
Starslap: Phew!
Angry Sun: GAH!
Starslap: Uh, take, uh, this!
FLING! WHACK!
Angry Sun: NNNNNGH!
Starslap: And this, and this!
WHACK! WHACK!
Angry Sun: GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
FWASH! KABLAM!
Starslap: EEEEEEEE!!
Whump.
Millenium Star: Starslap threw some blocks at Angry Sun, but got flung halfway across the board by his tackle!
Roy: Desert. The desert.
Millenium: No, it’s a board.
Angry Sun: WHERE ARE YOU?! I WANT TO BURN YOU! BURN YOUUUUU!!
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Angry Sun: YOUUUU!
Millenium Star: Ho, ho, ho. Starslap has taken a page out of my book and disguised himself among the sand!
Angry Sun: I’LL FIND YOU! I’LL DEFINITELY FIND YOU!!
…ZAP!
Angry Sun: GUAH!
Millenium Star: Ah, it looks like a game of Hide-n-Blast!
Roy: Is that a mini-game?
Millenium Star: Sadly, no. It got rejected.
Angry Sun: …
Fweeeeee…
Millenium Star: Angry Sun has risen into the sky! What’s he trying?
Angry Sun: YOU…YOU…YOUUUUUU…
Roy: Huh?
Angry Sun: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
KAFWOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Starslap: NOOOOOO!!
Pokey: Winner, Angry Sun.
Millenium Star: This match is over! Angry Sun crashed down, fusing the desert to glass! What a happening! …Space.
Angry Sun: I’M STILL MAD!
Roy: Well, that was fun. And it’s over in time for lunch! Where’s that roast I brought?
Larry: The Angry Sun burned it up!
Roy: WHAT?!
Larry: But it’s okay, I saved my veggie loaf!
BA-WHAM-CRACK!
Larry: Gaaaaaahhhhh…
Roy: Let’s end transmission and get to the nearest drive-thru!
The Winner
The Loser
| Voting Results (highlight to see):
1. Angry Sun: 51% 2. Starslap: 49% (These percentages were NOT mistakenly left in from last week!) |
Nominee
Results (highlight to see):
1. L33t Hamm3r Broz: 61% 2. Macho Grubba: 26% 3. Bogmire: 13% |
| Failed Nominations:
These eligible fighters were nominated, but not often enough to make the
ballot.
- Barfatronic Lavachomper, Baseball Boy, Beldam, Bob-omb, Borp, Bowser, Bowser Jr, Culex, Junker, King K, Lord Crump, Muddy Buddy, Podoboo, Super Team, Surprisemeow, Tanoomba, Wart, Yaridovich |
Disallowed Nominations:
You're not allowed to nominate these now - so don't waste your vote!
- Spy Guy, Bob-omb, and Zeus Guy (only one nomination may be made at a time) - Hyper Paragoomba, Gobblegut (no vote cast with this nomination) - Mama Luigi - Barney the Dinosaur - Wendy (already fought this season) - The Paper Mario Sun (not an enemy) - Lemmy, Fawful, Iggy (already fought this season) - Ztar (this has not been seen to move in any manner and does not seem to have a will of its own; I consider it an item, not a character/enemy) - Dark Bowser (not a separate character from Dark Star, who already fought this season) |
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