Lover of Boos: Luigi: Oh my gosh! I found the Magic Overall Strap!

Bam: Peach: LUIGI, IS THAT A BOGEY ON YOUR HAND?! GET IT OFF - WE'RE IN A POSH MEETING!
Bam: Koopa on the far right: Hmm, that Atticus - Doing graffiti AGAIN?!
Bam: Peach: LUIGI, I AM ROYALTY, YOU SHOULD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND GROVEL BUT YOU'RE
Bam: SELFISHLY LOOKING AT YOUR BOGEY-INFESTED GLOVE AND ROYALTY SHOULD NOT BE
Bam: ABUSED LIKE THIS!!!

Tayra: Sadly, the hypnosis on Peach, Toadsworth, and Luigi hadn't worn off yet.

Yoshi kid: Instead of playing Extreme Red Rover with an added somewhat scary pit like Mario did, Luigi,
Yoshi kid: Princess, and Toadsworth are playing the *yawn* exciting game of tiddlywinks.

Super Goomba: During the peace treaty between Mushroom Kingdom and the Koopas, the Koopas still
Super Goomba: held a grudge against Mario.

Waluigi's Twin: This wouldn't be too embarrassing for Mario, if it wasn't for the fact that the hammer was
Waluigi's Twin: made of cottage cheese.
Waluigi's Twin: Luigi has finally revealed that you CAN set your watch to Mario's blunders. **GOOD
Waluigi's Twin: PRIZE**

WendyRulez: Mario: Um, a little help? Um, anybody? IS ANYBODY LISTENING TO ME?!
WendyRulez: Koopa Troopa: That's for stomping on my brother!
WendyRulez: Luigi: Uh oh, my watch of fate says that I'll die in five minutes! HELP! SOMEBODY CALL THE
WendyRulez: HOSPITAL!
WendyRulez: You could say Peach had to resort to "drastic measures" to not get kidnapped by Bowser while
WendyRulez: at the show.
WendyRulez: While Peach and Luigi were busy talking about who put him up there, Toadsworth snuck away
WendyRulez: and went on a quest for endless swearing!
WendyRulez: Ever since Peach took karate lessons, Bowser stopped kidnapping Peach and decided
WendyRulez: torturing Mario would be more worthwhile.
WendyRulez: Koopa Troopa: Let me go get those scissors...
WendyRulez: Luigi: Look at the time, I've got to wet myself and keep my role of Plumbus Wettus!

Vyucs: Mario: NO!!! STOP!!! I'll give you my lifetime supply of cheese if you refrain from bonking me!

MetaKnight: Mario: This-a won't-a end-a well-a.

Denny W. Koopa: Trading Spaces! Mario chose to give Hooktail a Mario-themed room! Why did Hooktail fly
Denny W. Koopa: away?

Marioman989: Koopa with Hammer: Way to go, Mario, you just made a fool of yourself in front of the princess.

Iggy_Koopa: Mario: Yahoo! I'm Zorro!

Trollish Beastfighter: Mario: Help! I'm the showman! You can't let me fall into this bottomless pit outside the
Trollish Beastfighter: arena!
Trollish Beastfighter: Mario: The last banner is a bit flaky. Hey there, random chaotic bad guy! Can you give
Trollish Beastfighter: me that hammer?
Trollish Beastfighter: Peach: This is why I don't like you, Luigi! Staring at a picture of a star instead of
Trollish Beastfighter: helping your brother!
Trollish Beastfighter: Luigi, Toadsworth, Rightmost Koopa: Wow! I never noticed how interesting my hands
Trollish Beastfighter: looked!

Tommy Koopa: Mario can jump high, and even higher when face to face with a Chain Chomp.  ***FIRST Tommy Koopa: PRIZE***

Dashadu Dasher Koopa: Elizabethan Mario: Mamamia! But... but... If I fall down, the groundlings said they
Dashadu Dasher Koopa: would barf on me!

Paperlemmy: Luigi: Say...  Why do we all wear gloves all the time...?
Paperlemmy: Luigi: Mario should be here any minute now, so let's just look at my watch until he is!
Paperlemmy: Hammer Bro: Piñata! Piñata!

Hip&Hop: Peach: Luigi, why are you wearing Waluigi's pants?

Some random goomba: Mario: It's me, Marzan!
Some random goomba: Luigi: Like my new pants?
Some random goomba: Peach: I'm bored...
Some random goomba: Hammer Brother: LET'S KILL MARIO!!!

Kooky Von Koopa: Looks like Peach finally realized that Mario is actually Donkey Kong in a disguise.

Wart: Luigi: I put on that W Emblem with the L Emblem, and look what happened!
Wart: Mario: Uh... A little help here?
Wart: Peach: I came here to watch "The Boo of the Opera", not "Romyoshi and Gombellete"!
Wart: Hammer Brother: Now let's play my favorite game, "Hit Mario's Nose with an Iron Hammer".
Wart: Koopa with blue hat: Hey, I can see my lost shoe from here!
Wart: Koopa with purple hat: (Boy, Peach is so cute when she is angry...)

Whomp: Waluigi (offscreen): LUIGI, I WANT MY PANTS BACK!!!
Whomp: Mario: MY KINGDOM FOR A RACCOON LEAF!!!

Flygon Trainer: Luigi: Now, see here, Princess, I've won this card game because my Formal Hammer Brother
Flygon Trainer: will now throw a hammer at your Formal Mario after I play the card Draperies.

Happy Yoshi: Luigi: Mario, stop pretending to be a circus star!
Happy Yoshi: Peach, Toad, and the Mario Brothers got invited to a play, but Mario thought it was a circus.

Z-Kidd 500: Number one rule of the Mushroom Kingdom: never eat jumping beans before a speech!

Boogaloo: Mario: HEY!!! Toadsworth was supposed to play the role of the penguin!!!

MechaTatanga: Mario: No! I have low life insurance!
MechaTatanga: Morton (on stage): Ladies and gentleman, tonight I will sing all the music from the Mario
MechaTatanga: Cartoons!

Chase: Mario: That star looks like cheese!

liasos: Hammer Bro: Look! They sent us a "Let's Bash Mario" piñata! **GOOD PRIZE**

Kkadwell: Luigi: I don't know what you're talking about! EVERYONE knows purple overalls count as
Kkadwell: "formal attire".

Captain Yoshikano: Luigi: Oh, cool, I found a penny.
Captain Yoshikano: What Peach doesn't realize is that the old Mushroom man is really Bowser!
Captain Yoshikano: Hammer Koopa: Quit moving around. I want to hit that lace that you're grabbing.

Icel: Hammer Bro: Silly plumber, Trix are for Koopas!

Joshua: Luigi: Have you ever noticed that we always wear these gloves on our hands?
Joshua: Hammer Bro: Must... resist... throw hammer at Mario.

Dark Knight: Luigi: Do I look good enough because Mario looks like he'll fall and die?
Dark Knight: Mario shouldn't have tried to play Tarzan with a short rope...

Drew: Hammer Bro: Wait a second. That's not Mario. THAT'S A CAT!

Xotisman: Luigi: Mario's plummeting to his terrible death and... Ooh, How to Cook hosted by Daisy is on!
Xotisman: Come on, Peach, I don't weant to miss that hot babe cookin' lasagna.

Koopaling Josh: Mario: Never trust a Hammer Bro to do the job as part of the jury.
Koopaling Josh: Luigi: Hey Peach, have you ever wondered what's under these gloves?
Koopaling Josh: Toadsworth: I wonder if anybody notices that these glasses are actually glued onto my face.
Koopaling Josh: Toadsworth: I wonder if anybody ever noticed that my head is actually a wig?
Koopaling Josh: Luigi: Peach, I'm never going to one of your sleepovers and getting my nails done ever
Koopaling Josh: again!
Koopaling Josh: Boy, if only we could hear what the characters were saying this would be much eaisier!

Double D: The next Koopa-Mushroom War was started when the two sides took over each other's
Double D: bathrooms.
Double D: The diplomatic meeting ended in tears when Mayor Sledge took Mario's shouts of "Someone give
Double D: me a hand, here!" literally.
Double D: Mario failed to recapture the Koopas' room when his "bridge" was destroyed.
Double D: Luigi: Hey look, it's the time of day when Mario usually has an episode.
Double D: The Koopas made another attempt at the Mushroom Kingdom by dressing up politically and
Double D: asking Peach to sign a 20-page contract giving them custody.
Double D: Mario: (I never should have taken my lucky hat off!)
Double D: The Koopas' attempt to look friendly was hampered when Bowser forgot that weapons were glued
Double D: to his troops' hands.
Double D: Hammer Bro: I am afraid that if you do not hand over the kingdom, we will have to go into
Double D: "agressive negotiations".

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Hammer Brother: Don't move... There's a bug on your shoulder... You can trust me!

PseudoBowser: Mario: WHERE'S THAT STUPID LAKILESTER WHEN I REALLY NEED HIM?!
PseudoBowser: Peach: Luigi, did you drop grape juice on your overalls again?
PseudoBowser: Mario: (to Hammer Brother) If you hit me with that hammer I'm gonna make Morton talk to
PseudoBowser: you for 18 hours!
PseudoBowser: Koopa with blue tophat: Hey, somebody wrote "Atticus" on the wall!

Keith: Mario: C'mon, I thought I was better than a pair of lavender overalls!

MarioFan01: Mario: Mamamia, I thought the opera was bad enough!

Ruairi M.Koopa: Luigi: Look, I have four fingers.
Ruairi M.Koopa: Hammer Bro: It's almost too easy...

Croshi: Green-shelled Koopa: (I wonder if I grab that Star, will I be invincible...?

K. K. Koopa: Mario must really hate the castle's decorating.

Giga Bowser X: Mario: Are sure that you want to hurt me and not make me fall instead?

Koopus: The weird thing is that you can tell the preferred hand of every single person in this scene.

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