Introbulus: Kamek: I could've SWORN I left my hat around here somewhere...
Introbulus: Piranha Plant: Mmm! Flaky!
Introbulus: Kamek: You Piranha Plants don't scare me! I've got just the thing to stop you in my... hat?
Introbulus: Piranha Plant: (GASP!) Kamek's bald!
Introbulus: Despite his position and the danger he faced, Kamek couldn't help wondering if his hat tasted
Introbulus: like blueberries. **GOOD PRIZE**

Daniel: Magikoopa: This wasn't supposed to happen, maybe my wand's broken.
Daniel: Piranha Plant: Maybe if I eat this hat, I'll get magical powers too!

Jeff the Great: After one of Ludwig's inventions mixed his genes with those of a Magikoopa, Morton was
Jeff the Great: never quite the same again...
Jeff the Great: Magikoopa: Give me back my beanbag!
Jeff the Great: No one took Kamek seriously after his little run-in with Dr. Death and his Shrinking Ray.

Blue Boo: Baby Kamek has lost his hat, so he turns to the magical hat-tongued Piranha Plants.

Master TJ Koopa: Please... put the hat back on.
Master TJ Koopa: Piranha behind Magikoopa: Now I'll get his cloak...
Master TJ Koopa: Y'know, he could just zap the Piranha and get his hat back.
Master TJ Koopa: And that, boys and girls, is why you should never play with Piranhas.

Mario Fan: Plant: You're right, Bob, he really doesn't have a pointy head.
Mario Fan: Plant: Can anyone say, "Rogaine"?

Terry: Magikoopa: Which Piranha Plant did Bowser tell me to feed again?

Kirby 25: Kamek: How dare you eat my hat?!

Mark P: Kamek: Is this Whack-a-Plant?
Mark P: Kamek thinks the Piranha Plant's holding his hat, but its tongue was actually violet after eating too
Mark P: many plums.
Mark P: The Magikoopa's new Metal Detection Wand never found his hat thanks to Larry.
Mark P: In reality, Piranha Plants aren't for keeping things stored inside pipes.
Mark P: Piranha Plant: Hey, Kamek! The castle's this way!
Mark P: Kamek's dream had came true when he was near-sighted and didn't know he was accidentally
Mark P: heading for Pipe Land's Piranha Pits.

Crazykoopa: Kamek: Hmm... I feel bald... I hope that's not my hat in that Piranha Plant's mouth.

Ludwig 222: Piranha Plant #2: *chomp chomp* Hey, this hat tastes like chicken... and it needs some salt on it!

Exlax Cupcake: Plant on the left: Hey, throw some of that hat my way!
Exlax Cupcake: Kamek: ... But I thought Piranha Plants had blue tongues...
Exlax Cupcake: Plant: I'm sorry, but your hat is in another castle! ***FIRSTPRIZE***

Clayton: Kamek: Give me my hat, you HOOLIGANS!!!
Clayton: Piranha Plant without hat: I'm open, I'M OPEN!!! OPEN I TELLS YA!!!

Denny: Magikoopa: Where'd my hat go?
Denny: Piranha Plant with red tongue: He'll think the other Piranha Plant took his hat, but I did.
Denny: Piranha Plant with purple tongue: I thought he was bald!
Denny: Kamek: Hey! I have three strains of hair!
Denny: Kamek: Stupid wand! Now where's my hat and broom?
Denny: Hat (purple tongue) and Broom (red tongue): So this is what it is like to breathe.
Denny: Kamek: I guess grass is greener on the other side. The grass here is white!

Panzer Koopa: Kamek better not mistake that Piranha Plant's blue tongue for his hat!

Toddy Koopa: Piranha Plant: Hurry, if you don't eat the hat now, nobody will believe our rumor that he's bald!
Toddy Koopa: Magikoopa: Give me back my hat or Bowser won't take me to Wizard Camp!

Strange One: After losing a poker game to Piranha Plant, Kamek had to forfeit his last hat. **GOOD PRIZE**

Bobby: Magikoopa: Hey! Do I look like an edible clothing aisle?!
Bobby: Apparently, now we know that Magikoopas are really Lakitus in wizard's costumes.

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Beware of the hat-eating Piranha Plants!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Kamek: Flaking, flaking.
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Piranha Plant on left: I'm flying!

Master TJ Koopa: Magikoopa: Darn these glasses! I can't see a thing!
Master TJ Koopa: Piranha: Sure, I'll hold onto your hat for you...
Master TJ Koopa: Wow, Piranhas have purple tongues these days.
Master TJ Koopa: This movie has been rated PG for bald Magikoopas.

Todd: Kamek: For crying out loud, this is the fifth time this week!

Wooster: Kamek: Odd, that's the 20th time this week my coat rack has eaten my hat... KAMMY!

Videogamerpat: The Piranha Plant then sued the Magikoopa salesmen for 1.2 million coins for selling him a
Videogamerpat: "Not gonna turn your tongue blue, Burger Meal".

Bio-Master: Well I say that's the 31st this month!

Elly: Piranha Plant: Get out of it, baldy!
Elly: Kamek: Uh... hello?
Elly: Kamek: I am going to KILL Ludwig for dropping me here... now where's my bazooka?!
Elly: Piranha Plant: Cheers to flannel hats!
Elly: Left Piranha Plant: What's wrong, Shorty? Got hat hair?

Seth: Little did the Piranha Plants know that the Magikoopa's hat was made out of zapping plastic, and after
Seth: that, there were zaps, zaps galore!

Bob: "You stupid plant, you ate my hat," said Kamek.

Zeus: Piranha Plant: Your hat made my tongue turn purple!

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