Mario Koopa: Mario: The ghost house is that way! This is McDonalds!

Ravyn78: Mario: Luigi's Mansion is over that way, not here.

Paperlemmy: Mario: Uh...  Mario went that-a way!

WendyRulez and Co: Mario: Are you looking for Mario? He went-a in that direction!

Super Goomba: Mario: I'm-a CHEESE that way! But the carpet is-a over-run!
Super Goomba: Mario: Where Atticus mark-a?

Rhinox: Mario: Sorry buddy, but the guy you're looking for is in another Ghost House.
Rhinox: Fishin' Boo: Why can't I enter in the party? Everyone is there, even Bowser! Grrr... I hate
Rhinox: being an obscure minion.
Rhinox: Phantom Ember: You're under arrest for using Gameshark codes to skip courses, and don't
Rhinox: try that "Look, there's a UFO in the sky and yada, yada, yada" because this trick don't work
Rhinox: anymore and- Hey, where's the fat guy?!
Rhinox: Mario: Finally, my 16 giant-sized pizzas arrived. Oh yeah, my neighbor is paying for all the
Rhinox: pizzas.
Rhinox: Mario: Listen you freak, I'm having a bad day now. I dodged traps, Boos, fake doors, and
Rhinox: other annoying things, and when I reach the exit of this crazy house, you appear. GO AWAY
Rhinox: or I will make this game M rated!!!***FIRST PRIZE***
Rhinox: Phantom Ember: Do you want to know what I think of your dance?! On a scale of 1 to 10, I
Rhinox: give you a -999.999.999.
Rhinox: Fishin' Boo: You can't fire me from this job, because I will put you on fire first!
Rhinox: Mario: I'm not the guy you're looking for, your glasses must be dirty, but I think he went that way.
Rhinox: (Sucker...)
Rhinox: The reason why there's no Fishin' Boo in Luigi's Mansion.
Rhinox: Mario: Iggy, you moron, you forgot to take off your glasses. I am sure that Roy won't be scared of a
Rhinox: ghost with glasses.
Rhinox: Fishin' Boo: What do you mean I'm not good enough to be in Luigi's Mansion 2?

YoshiForever: Diglett: So when Pokemon go to the Mario Universe, they lose their color, even if they
YoshiForever: disguise themselves as Lakitus? Well, that stinks.
YoshiForever: Mario: Help! I'm being attacked by a Lakitu with no arms who technically can't do
YoshiForever: anything to me!
YoshiForever: Mario: Paper Lakitus do not go through the exit!
YoshiForever: Mario: Sorry, Lakitu, but I won't eat Podoboo! Go back to the lake, and this time try to catch a
YoshiForever: decent dinner!

Angelette: Mario: On my count, you go fry Luigi's butt!
Angelette: Mario: Okay, you go check to see if Bowser's in there while I go home and eat a griiled
Angelette: cheese sandwich.
Angelette: Mario: Luigi, take that dumb costume off and go home!**GOOD PRIZE**

Fried Rooster: Podoboos, the perfect bait to go plumber-fishing.
Fried Rooster: Iggy: Drat! Mario saw through my Fishin' Boo costume.
Fried Rooster: The Lakitu cloud transferred its face onto the Podoboo.
Fried Rooster: It can rain underground!
Fried Rooster: Mario prefers "Atticus" written on the wall.
Fried Rooster: Fishin' Boo: Can you help me, Mario? I lost my voice, my arm, and my life playing Poker.

Krystal's Moon: Mario: Here's the exit, now leave!

Donkey Kong!: Mario: No, Fishin' Boo, the potty is that way.

super koopa: Mario: Oh, I could have just walked around the side of the mansion.

Dark Metal Koopa: Mario: No! Bad Boo! Get back in there! But you can't use this door, this is the exit
Dark Metal Koopa: door. The entrance door is five meters away from my finger!

Boxman: Mario: This is the exit door, not the enter door!

supercomputer276: Mario: Stupid flying Boo, you're supposed to be inside the house! Inside!

MarioFan01: Lakitu thought that if he was all white, Mario would think he was the goal and jump into
MarioFan01: the flame.

Todd: Mario: Pac-Man went that-a-way!

Electro Koopa: Not knowing that he had poked a Boo in the eye, Mario stares in horror at the gray
Electro Koopa: fireball.

Jorge Mario Castillo: Ghost Lakitu: Come, Mario! Grab this delicious, uhh... piece of cheese that has, uhh...
Jorge Mario Castillo: eyes!

Gold Yoshi: Mario: You, sir, have the worst haunted house ride ever! It was only one hall! **GOOD PRIZE**
Gold Yoshi: Mario: I told you not to play with the flour!

DYoshi: Mario: (Why do my fans follow me?) Go away. I have to go to the bathroom.

Kammy: Since there is no goal that marks the finish line, there's no way Mario can beat the haunted house
Kammy: level.
Kammy: Mario: Look! There's an ice cream truck over there!
Kammy: Mario has finally figured how to beat the haunted house level by just walking past the haunted
Kammy: house instead of going through it.
Kammy: Fishin' Boo: There's a monster in that house! I won't go in!
Kammy: Mario knows that the Fishin' Boo is actually someone in disguise because real Fishin' Boos have
Kammy: blue flames coming out of their bodies.
Kammy: Mario: Luigi, stop trying to scare me with your Fishin' Boo costume.

Paraboo: Mario: Ok, so if you take a left at 122 Mario Way, you'll end up at McDonalds. If you want Burger
Paraboo: King, you're on your own.
Paraboo: Mario: Look, I told you, you were supposed to be in last week's Caption! You're fired!

crash17: Ghost: Mario stole my hands AGAIN!

LegoLemmy: After battling through countless scary dangers in the ghost house, Mario exits to battle a Shy
LegoLemmy: Guy on a Lakitu cloud with a fishing line and a plastic authentic flame...?
LegoLemmy: Mario: I know you're my biggest fan! Now let me go home!
LegoLemmy: Mario: Stop playing mind games and give me my Coke!
LegoLemmy: Ghost: (What's this strange "Exit"?)

Koopa Girl: Mario: Shh... Okay, now move in. Luigi's sleeping. Now go scare him!

MetaWarrior: Mario: Ok, the bad news is that we'll both be destroyed if we go in there, but the good
MetaWarrior: news is that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

jumpman: Mario: Do you know that you're not holding that fishing rod?
jumpman: Mario: I think I took the wrong goal...
jumpman: Mario: Can you give me a ride up there?
jumpman: Fishin' Boo: DIE, SPIDER WEBS, BEFORE I KILL YOU!
jumpman: Mario: A part stone house? I thought they were only wood...
jumpman: Mario: May I borrow your goggles?
jumpman: Mario: I'm not here... I'm on the roof!
jumpman: Flame: Let me go, idiot! I want to catch Mario!
jumpman: Mario: Playtime's over! Time to get in! NOW!

Metal Piranha: Mario: I HAVE A FIRE FLOWER! NOT A CLOUD CLOSER OR I'LL MAKE GHOST TOAST!

Boo: Mario: This way!
Boo: Lakitu: Why is my line not burning?
Boo: White Fire: I am surrounded by idiots!

EvilKarma: Mario: Get out, some lumhead who is disguised as Lakitu! You'll never get my role as
EvilKarma: hero like that!

Azofafora: Gosh, the ghosts in this house are so stupid! They don't even know where the entrance
Azofafora: is!

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