Fried Rooster: Birdo: Birdy wanna ride horsey.
Fried Rooster: Luigi: Wow, Lemmy got stupider.
Fried Rooster: Lemmy: Gimme your purse, Luigi.
Fried Rooster: Birdo: Don't crush Mario!
Fried Rooster: One stair already exhausts Mario.
Fried Rooster: Lemmy: Duhhhhh, stay outta Riverdale.
Fried Rooster: Lemmy: ! tastes good.

Fly Guy: Mario: Mmmm! This sand tastes pretty good!
Fly Guy: Yoshi: These idiots have been circling the board the whole time, yet the Star has been at the star
Fly Guy: point the whole time... **GOOD PRIZE**

KTE: Luigi: I'll bet 19 on Birdo.

marayo: Birdo: MY RING I GOT FROM YOSHI!!! YOU SHALL PERISH!!!
marayo: Yoshi: Yoshi *pant* want *pant* Star!!! *pant*
marayo: Luigi: I want my money back!
marayo: Chain Chomp: How did she get on me?
marayo: Star: Yoshi, I am your father! MWA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Literally I'm not, though.

Yosh4000: Yoshi: Very hungry... Must... eat... Star!

Donkey Kong!: It's Mario Party 8, featuring a door and a tree as newcomers.

MarioFan01: Star: Yoshi, you can stare at me all you want, but it's not helping you get enough coins to get
MarioFan01: me.

WendyRulez and Co: Yoshi: Suckers! Little do they know, the sign leads to a quicksand pit!
WendyRulez and Co: This is what happens when you mix Mario Party and Mario Kart: INSANITY!
WendyRulez and Co: Luigi: Whaddya mean it costs 19 million coins to go in the bowling alley?! ***FIRST
WendyRulez and Co: PRIZE***
WendyRulez and Co: What Yoshi doesn't realize is that Starmen can go forever without blinking.
WendyRulez and Co: Lemmy sells his Land for only 19 coins.

koopaling: Birdo: GIVE ME BACK MY WEDDING RING!
koopaling: Mario Party Insane, coming to you in 200 million years for the Nintendo Wii!
koopaling: koopaling: Little did Luigi know, the Red Chain Chomp was about to swallow him whole.

Danny Koopa: This isn't another Mario Party. Ludwig just left a bunch of blue and red gummies on the
Danny Koopa: ground.
Danny Koopa: Nintendo ran out of Mario Party ideas, so they just threw spaces everywhere and let
Danny Koopa: people run around on them.

Jr. of Doom: Birdo, Chomp, and Yoshi: RUN AWAY! IT'S THE INVASION OF THE KILLER ARROWS!

Tail Koopa: Mario: Noooo! I should have paid for life insurance!

Mr.Nose: Mario: I FOUND A PENNY!

nick: Mario: Hey look, a penny on this diamond! I'll leave the diamond to get the penny.

Darkness Yoshi: Birdo: I'm going to barf!

Birdo Koopa: Birdo: Gimme my ring and I will get off the Chomp!
Birdo Koopa: Yoshi: Ooh, pretty Star. Pretty enough to eat!
Birdo Koopa: Orb: Hey, anyone going to pick me up?!
Birdo Koopa: Lemmy: Hoo, scamming is gooood...
Birdo Koopa: Mario: NO, Birdo, this is for Peach!!!
Birdo Koopa: It's bad enough what the ringtone on Birdo's phone sounds like, but try having it louder!
Birdo Koopa: Koopa Kid Space: Hey! Anyone want to land on me? I give coins for free!

MAXX Koopa: Luigi: What do you mean I can't afford this real estate?
MAXX Koopa: Mario: Oh no, I'm going to get run over again. Why does the player always set the game to fifty
MAXX Koopa: turns?
MAXX Koopa: Birdo: Finally some payback for what Mario did to me in SMB2!

YoshiForever: Mario: Come on, I said! Let's just go to Neon Heights, it's a lot safer, I said! But NOOOO,
YoshiForever: Pyramid Park has a pond, they said. **GOOD PRIZE**

lilblueyoshi: I never knew Lemmy was an unlockable character.

Gigashroom: This is a scene from the upcoming Mario Party 8! If anyone has ANY idea of what is going on
Gigashroom: (besides the fact that Lemmy is FINALLY in another game), don't tell me.
Gigashroom: Lemmy: (to Luigi) Since I just removed the zero from this sign, the amount of coins in your
Gigashroom: treasure chest is now only 19 gold coins. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gigashroom: This is what happens in any Mario Party when you set the difficulty level to "impossible".
Gigashroom: Yoshi: Oh #&%&%$#! STAR... TOO... HIGH!!!
Gigashroom: Mario: YES!!! LOOK AT IT AND WEEP, BIRDO! I'M SAFE!!!
Gigashroom: Toad (not shown): Let me show you where to find the next Star... WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT THE
Gigashroom: %$#@*& IS A @%$#& SNOWBALL WITH #$*&^% EYES DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
Gigashroom: @#$&^%% DESERT?!
Gigashroom: Mario is so stupid that when he plays Mario Party, he thinks he's playing baseball.

P.T. Piranha: Luigi: Lemmy, get out of here! You're not supposed to be in this game!
P.T. Piranha: Yoshi: So... shiny...
P.T. Piranha: Is that a snowman in the corner?!
P.T. Piranha: I've heard of people writing their names in the snow, but not the sand.
P.T. Piranha: Birdo: Oh noes! I killed Mario! Now Yoshi will hate me!
P.T. Piranha: How does that big Chain Chomp fit in that small pyramid?

fawfuls friend: Luigi: No, Lemmy! I'm not leaving without my pack of Poisonous Mushroooms and Ztars! Give
fawfuls friend: it back!
fawfuls friend: Birdo: Hey Mario! Have you seen my Chain Chomp? I can't find it anywhere!

Ravyn78: Birdo: Mario, what are you doing with my wedding ring from Yoshi?

boomchakalaka: Luigi: Lemmy! Give me my pet Spiny!
boomchakalaka: Birdo: Chain Chomp, look! A Mario! I always wanted one!
boomchakalaka: Yoshi: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
boomchakalaka: coins for the Star! Capital!

Balto Koopa: And so begins the new video game, Mario Party 10: Thieves and Hunters.
Balto Koopa: But no one knows who wrote "Parakoopa" on the sand.

MetalMario: Yoshi: Where am I?
MetalMario: Yoshi: No food... for five... minutes... Can't... survive.

YoshiForever: Yoshi: ... No, it's just a mirage. Besides, Stars don't taste good.

Pokemaniac Joe: Mario: Great. It's the day I'm gonna ask Peach to marry me, and I have to be run over by a Pokemaniac Joe: Chain Chomp.

Servant Of Nobility: Lemmy: Hey, man, a guy's gotta make SOME profit.

Super Goomba: Nintendo didn't accept Mario Party 9: The Koopalings Takeover.

Angelette: Mario: Toadsworth throws the worst Mario Parties!
Angelette: Luigi: Hey, I worked my butt off to get 200 coins, and now you're just gonna take the zero off the
Angelette: 190? Put the darn zero back on!

Sergeant Dark Bones: Luigi: Pay up, pal! I need money for selling Mario's soul to you!

Korren Koopa: Guy in Corner: Nintendo sent me here to see how the Mario Party series is doing... and I
Korren Koopa: guess they have to cancel it.

ACWW Dude: Welcome to Desert Land! Where everything costs 19 coins, Chain Chomps rome, Yoshis are ACWW Dude: bored, and there's tons of sand to sink in!
ACWW Dude: Mario: This is a HUGE ripoff of Mario Party Advance!
ACWW Dude: Lemmy: Pay up!
ACWW Dude: Birdo: SAVE ME!

Dusk: Nothing quite like staring at a Star while everything around you is going haywire. Mario is a thief.
Dusk: Birdo is homicidal. Luigi bribes to get his submissions into Lemmy's Land.

Lilboo: Mario: My ring!
Lilboo: Luigi: Lemmy, I have been standing here for six hours! Just give me a Chomp ride!!!
Lilboo: Lemmy: 19 coins, please.

Keroh Toad: It looks like the Chain Chomp REALLY wants his diamond back.
Keroh Toad: Mario: Why did I have to eat so many Mushrooms? I'm so chubby I can't even run!
Keroh Toad: Yoshi: If I wait long enough, that Star may come down to me... Yup, I'll be awesome...
Keroh Toad: ANY second now...
Keroh Toad: Luigi: I pay you my coins and all I get is you taking off the spaces? I'M STUCK HERE
Keroh Toad: THANKS TO YOU!
Keroh Toad: Out of these 5 characters, Luigi was the one dumb enough to get ripped off by Lemmy.
Keroh Toad: Why the Bowser Jr. space was put there, we'll never know.
Keroh Toad: Yoshi: So, they take away my dice block... but they give me a Star instead. Seems like a
Keroh Toad: good deal. Hey wait, I STILL NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE BUT THERE'S NO MORE
Keroh Toad: SPACES!
Keroh Toad: Yes, all the absurd, action-packed excitement could be yours in the new game "Mario
Keroh Toad: Party: Pixelated Pinheads", for only 13 easy payments of $79.95!

chris the black yoshi: Yoshi: Wow! Look at that Star. So shiny!

Shadina: Mario: Yum. Dirt is great. Its healthy. I have no blood. Except my blood is dirt. Because I eat
Shadina: too much dirt. Yum.

Koopa Girl: Mario Party: The Uncut Version

P.T. Piranha: Luigi: Come on, Lemmy! Daisy won't let me back into the pyramid unless I have that!
P.T. Piranha: Birdo: Oh, I'm sorry, Mario, that isn't my ring after all! My mistake!

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