Mr.Nose: Toad: Zzz... Princess zzz... in another castle zzz...

Jonathan: Luigi: Now after I push down this lever, I will be the hero for all forever! MUHAHAHA! Nintendo will
Jonathan: make ME the hero of ALL the video games! MUHAHAHAHA! And Toad will be dead and I won't
Jonathan: have to hear his horrible swearing! MUHAHAHA!

Metaknight82: Luigi: This should blow up Mario and that statue so I can steal that money!
Metaknight82: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
Metaknight82: Mario: I wonder if that statue is made out of cheese?
Metaknight82: Toad: Zzz... I wonder zzz... if it ever occured to Mario zzz... that the door in the background
Metaknight82: was the exit to this level...
Metaknight82: Bob-omb: Why me?!

Copykatt: Mario: Hey! I thought this was McDonalds!

Donkey Kong!: Toad: (in sleep) Mario, I am your father.

chris: Luigi: Time to get rid of this stupid castle.
chris: Bob-omb: Goodbye, cruel world.
chris: Mario: Where's Bowser? I was going to use his head as a souvenir.
chris: Statue Bowser: ...
chris: Toad: I'm soooooooooooooooo bored!

Tail Koopa: Bowser (as Toad): Bwahaha! Little does Mario know, that flag is actually a switch that will make
Tail Koopa: the bridge collapse. Mario will soon fall into the lava... Oops. Uh I mean, help me, Mario!
Tail Koopa: Bowser: COME ON! Help me, Mario! Are you too dumb to realize that I have been turned into a
Tail Koopa: statue?!

Gigashroom: Luigi: Mario, lookout! That question mark is about to hit you in the head, and I'M NOT PAYING
Gigashroom: FOR YOUR HOSPITAL BILLS ANYMORE!!!
Gigashroom: Mario: (Stupid flag! Stupid sack of money! I wish those things were not in my way! I'M TRYING
Gigashroom: TO GO OVER TO TOAD AND WAKE HIM UP! GIVE ME A BREAK, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!)
Gigashroom: **GOOD PRIZE**
Gigashroom: Mario: If I didn't beat the boss of this fortress yet (and destroy the fortress) then why do I see
Gigashroom: that little "surrender flag" over there?
Gigashroom: YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE... A LIFE.
Gigashroom: Mario: HOW CAN I TALK IF MY MOUTH IS NOT IN THE PICTURE?!
Gigashroom: Mario: Luigi, please tell me you didn't fart again...
Gigashroom: Mario couldn't believe his eyes when he saw Toad sleeping next to a sack of money he got by
Gigashroom: forcing Double D to not finish this picture.
Gigashroom: Mario: Oh, no! I'm sinking! Luigi, tell Daisy I love- MMMMMMMMPPPPPHHHHHHH!!!
Gigashroom: Mario: Luigi, I don't think that is what super glue is for.
Gigashroom: Mario: What happened to the rest of the screen? IS THIS THE TWILIGHT ZONE?!

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Wait, no, I'm pretty sure there's supposed to be TWO sleeping Toads over by the
Petey Piranha Fan: bag of doom.
Petey Piranha Fan: Luigi: "I don't need glue on my head" I said. "There's no need for it" I said. But
Petey Piranha Fan: NOOOOOOO... He had to go and get me stuck to the CEILING! **GOOD PRIZE**

YoshiDS: Mario: What the?! I gotta lay off the hot sauce!

WendyRulez and Co: When that Bowser Statue lands on that flag, Mario's going to be in the obituaries!

lord lemmy: Mario: Why is Bowser a statue? Why was the button replaced by a flag? Why does Toad have a
lord lemmy: lot of money? Why is Luigi blowing up the bridge?

Introbulus: Mario: Wait... Now you're saying that BOWSER is in another castle?
Introbulus: Luigi: ... Ooops... Wrong switch.
Introbulus: Actually, the Mario Bros. are just having a little trouble getting a withdrawal from the bank... Introbulus: ***FIRST PRIZE***
Introbulus: Bowser: Gimme back my color palatte!

Double D: Statue: Thank you, Mario, but your Bowser is in another castle!

Waluigi's Twin: Sorry, Mario, but your 1-Ups are in another castle!

Amber Koopa: Luigi: Quick! Mario! Get the cash before Toad and the bug wake up! Oh, and if it's not too
Amber Koopa: much trouble... HELP ME!!!

Shrooboo: Little does Mario know that his (brutal) quest resulted in getting a million coins... worth of foreign Shrooboo: currency.

Lakitufo: Mario: I guess this is the deluxe version of "Where's Wario".
Lakitufo: Luigi: Wait! The're not done playing capture the flag yet!

Koop: In this episode of Super Mario Brothers, Mario and Luigi are in a race to get the sleeping Toad
Koop: treasure!

Luigi: $1,000 for anyone who reaches Toadlette.
Luigi: Luigi: Ooooh, a switch. Aaaaaahhhhhh! A small Bob-omb dropped from the air!
Luigi: Mario: Hahaha! What can a Bowser statue do?
Luigi: Bowser: (I am trapped. Help me, Mario! I knew it was a bad idea to hide here.)
Luigi: Toadlette: I don't think anyone is going to come. Zzzzzz!

christian: Mario: Wait, Toad owns this castle? Bowser is just a stone statue? Luigi can just go around that
christian: log? What else don't I know? WHAT?! Toad saved hundreds of dollars by switching to Geico!!!

Super Goomba: Toad: I told them not to press the "alarm" button... but NO...

ChaChaCha: Luigi: Hahaha, Mario's really gonna feel it this time.
ChaChaCha: Mario: What do you mean it costs five coins per lava bath?
ChaChaCha: Toad: I wish I was back in my mom's basement where I'm safe.

Ravyn78: Mario: Who forgot to put the Mushroom Retainer in his bag?

Rescue72: Mario: Hmmm, I've always wondered where those doors in the background lead to...
Rescue72: Luigi: Not this time, Mario... Not this time...

coltranepep: Mario: That's it? Just a stupid, miniature, and grayish version of Bowser? Where's the real
coltranepep: Bowser?
coltranepep: Luigi: Mario! Hurry up! I've got to blow up this stupid door that trapped me.
coltranepep: Luigi: Mario! Hurry up! I've got a trap to explode.
coltranepep: Gray Bowser: If you get this flag, you'll die!
coltranepep: Apparently, the real Bowser was blending in with the background, thanks to Ludwig's
coltranepep: camoflauge machine.

Jr. of Doom: Toad: I'LL NEVER LET MY GUARD DOWN FROM THIS SACK OF MONE- ZZZZZ...!
Jr. of Doom: Luigi: BOB-OMB, YOU HAVE TO EXPLODE LIKE THI- MAMAMIA!!!

christian: Mario: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!

Shady Parakoopa: Mario: Let's see... Luigi has betrayed me, Bowser's been turned to stone, Toad has been
Shady Parakoopa: bribed to not let me pass, and... Hey! Those things at the end of those bridges were flags?
Shady Parakoopa: I never knew that!

Yoshi tamer: Mario: Cool, I have the powers of Medusa, anyone who looks in my eyes will turn to stone! Now
Yoshi tamer: I will just pick up this mirror. Look into my eyes and nothing bad will hap-

Fried Rooster: Why would you need an axe when you get a flag for every single level?
Fried Rooster: SSBM Announcer: Mario vs. Metal Bowser! For once not fighting in the same old "Battlefield"
Fried Rooster: stage.
Fried Rooster: When the remake of the first Mario game didn't go so well.
Fried Rooster: Mario: Hey metal statue thingy, have you seen Bowser?

Dr Hannah: Luigi: No, Mario! Look over here! BEHIND YOU! That's a statue, you fool!
Dr Hannah: Mario: So this-a lava is just-a hot tomato sauce, and you-a double dare me to jump in? You're-a
Dr Hannah: on!
Dr Hannah: Bowser finally took Ludwig's advice and stopped writing "The Princess is being held hostage in Dr Hannah: this bag" on the bags.

Jess Koopa: Mario: Apparently, Bowser doesn't know how to use the Metal Cap...

YoshiForever: Mario: Out.. of... order... YYYYEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!

Fire Flower: Bowser Statue: A fake? No, I'm Bowser! Oh, come on, just let me fight you and conquer the
Fire Flower: Mushroom Kingdom for once!
Fire Flower: Just before Luigi pressed the switch, thus detonating the Bob-omb, he realized that the range
Fire Flower: of the explosion would kill him... Yet he didn't care.
Fire Flower: Mario: Eh? Why is the third Podoboo colored different? ... IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! AHH!!!

Dooplisselle Koopa: Mario: What happened to the axe?
Dooplisselle Koopa: Luigi: Why is there a Bob-omb here?
Dooplisselle Koopa: Luigi: Why am I doing a ground pound? That's Yoshi's thing!
Dooplisselle Koopa: Toad: Will you hurry up, Fatso? I'm dying here!
Dooplisselle Koopa: Toad: (Ha! All this time, Mario thought that the princess was in another castle when she
Dooplisselle Koopa: is right in this money bag! Good thing I paid Luigi to dress up as Peach... Wait, Luigi is
Dooplisselle Koopa: here? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)
Dooplisselle Koopa: Bowser turned into stone for no reason.
Dooplisselle Koopa: Bob-omb: Why am I here?

ServantOfNobility: Unfortunately, as always, Luigi had to go and screw everything up...

Augustus: ...and it was only after several hours of fighting that Mario realized that Bowser seemed to
Augustus: refuse to fight.
Augustus: Mario: Is it me, or has Bowser gotten shorter?

Metaknight82: Mario: Hey look, fling balls of CHEESE!!!

Sergeant Dark Bones: After this scane, Luigi's a pile of ash, Mario is frying in the lava, and Toad is
Sergeant Dark Bones: taking the Marios' valuables.
Sergeant Dark Bones: Mario: ... Where's Bowser?

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